BDMs14

>from the honda-boys @ work:
"WTF, a 2-door maxima!?? never saw that, rare!!"
(looking at my zenki s14)
"Man, i drift my civic all the time, i just pull the e-brake and turn the wheel, it's fun!"
"240?? I heard those things come with SR20's stock!!"

turbobrick

I've seen quite a few 1jz/2jz swaps into volvos, no rb's though.

90hatchie

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what...ml#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk

s13silady

some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru.

"is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14)
for shits and giggles i say yes.
and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights."

even my GF snickered.

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JDMB0iKT

even I snickered.

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Mr.S14

LOL walking to the track i meet up with this guy who used to be a big ricer back in the day with his old ass 80s CRX, any ways conversation goes like this.
Him-sooo I saw your silvia parked in your driveway
me-yeah my motor blew so im trying to fix it
him-so do you drift?, what model is that S-12?
*at this point im trying not to laugh, because I have an 89*
me-nah....its a s13
him-yeah thats cool, you know I can't go to the races anymore
me-oh yeah? why not?
him-me and my buddy were drifting and the cops saw us
*im holding back so much*
me-wow that sucks man, what are you doing now
him-we are building a drift track in his backyard, i dont care about the cops.
me-wow thats cool, ttyl *take off laughing*

blackrms13

lol...

me back in the days - whats the difference between the DOHC and SOHC (KAs)
after a couple of replies

"oh those engines with the round thing on top is the DOHC?" <-- referring to the spark plug wires


LOL @ me

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10-66kruk

think i know this kid... If not i know a kid with this same car and dumb underglow... i guess each to his own right?

luckvx

whats an s13?

s13silady

its not an s13 its a 240sx. s13's are JDM.

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Mi Beardo es Loco

"wanna race my Honda?"

and

"Hi guys, my name is Mi Beardo es Loco"

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s13_redSILVIA

at a parking lot with my cousin.

cousin:"hey he has the same car as you"(old integra)
me: -_________________-

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japslapsilvia

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

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ThatGuy

KITT?

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DUFFM4N

^^i heard hitting the turbo button voids the warranty, thats why i just use the x-ray button instead

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Mi Beardo es Loco

I'z got a turbo button. I have people hit the button all the time that want to hit it to make myz car goez fast. But it's really a ejector seat.

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BoostedCoupe

"im going to do a s13 conversion"
"i think im going to do the type x body kit"

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JohnJohn86

Back in the day when I still had my AE86, I was at the Buttonwillow track and passed a Mustang.

In the pit, the guy was checking my car and came to talk to me:

him: Your car is pretty quick
me: It's not that fast
Him looking at my engine
him: I didn't know Accord came with rear wheel drive
me:......

ESmorz

current events

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ayuaddict

woah. whats going on here?

nor-cal...

Andrew Bohan

i was riding with my friend in his saturn, and we were talking about our other friend who had just gotten a brand new camaro SS.

friend1: "yea man, he just hits the turbo nitro and BLAM!"
me: "what? i'm pretty sure that car doesn't have turbos OR nitrOUS"
friend1: "nah man, it's on the steering wheel. he has nitro boosters"
me: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

so then i went to ask the camaro friend
me: "dude, friend1 is saying you have turbo and nitrous."
friend2: "uhhh what? it's NA"
me: "yea that's what i thought. he's trippin"
friend2: "yup"

blu808

some dude: I run all the scca events, auto x, etc, at some fail track

Dumbass: pisht! whats scca stand for.

Me: Hmm.

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ronmcdon

shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

blu808

some dude: shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

Me: Sports Car Club of America

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brunswick240

"how much is it going to cost to get 500hp out of my 240, i want to beat mustangs and evos"

98koukile

Hmm, noob comments...
Inspection guy, "I think I know what I'm doing, I'm a car mechanic"
Me, "You chirped my rear tires pulling into the dyno bay and you're still going to argue that its fwd?"
Ig. "I know what I'm doing, I looked up Prelude on the state computer"
Me, "I'm going to the front counter to see how much your insurance will cover when my car goes through the wall"
When I come back out my car is turned the right way

Everyone thinks its a Prelude and no matter how low, what rims, how fast it is, everyone stops asking questions when I say it doesn't have a turbo... I love that, makes me feel secure

The most non noob comment I've heard was from an old car guy at a show, who knew nothing about imports
Him, "Not parking with the import crowd huh?"
Nope
Him, "You belong over here anyways, those ricer burners better keep their fwd pussy cars away from my Mustang"
Minty fresh Saleen and he's comparing it to my car, after we talked for a bit he goes, I wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars

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Bigsyke

This was one of the dumbest things ive read in a while.

Oh and anything about vtec

brunswick240

^^ hahah "i wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars" <- priceless.

Car shows are where you get the best comments, but I've had some from a really good friend of mine:

me: so i think im gunna turbo my 240 this spring
him: dude you cant, itll never run right and youll blow your motor right after you start it up
me: wtf are you talking [email protected][email protected]!
him: you have a truck motor, high compression, and a week head. Itll never flow a turbo.
me: come here, let me show you this vid
**he watches the infamous ka-t vid thats been around forever**
him: thats your motor?!?!!?
me: yuppp you see what i'm talking about now?
him: when are we gunna start tearing it down?

hahaha I love the kid but he always thinks he's right, ooo man good times.

Sil-Abc

"vtec doubles your horsepower."

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LeftNutOfGowd

Its from Gone In 60 Seconds inside of the 1967 Mustang Fastback

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