Post the funniest newb statement you have ever heard
 

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

"I just signed up on NICO..."

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

one of the older members had a -rep he received when he was selling some older TE's. He had/has that rep as part of his sig. It said "those aren't te's".

"I like NA more than turbo."

"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..."

damn it norm you took mine

"I'm going to put an SR20VET into my 240sx"

-me, 9 years ago.

"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

"What do I need to run X engine?
"did you search?"
"No"

What parts do I need to convert my 240 to a One-via?

"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!!
"BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

"Whats the difference between a kouki and a zenki?"

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

From S-chassis "Easter egg" hunt
 

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers:tweak:.

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

:confused:
281k=281,000

thats what i was thinking..

"s13.5's are so cool i want that"

This one newb made a funny post recently...

First he spelled "bought": b-a-u-g-h-t, then he got confused when some one typed a "k" and thought the guy meant kilometers! I guess Y2K was the Year 2 Kilometers

:bowrofl:








<--- Hey look, I have 14 Kilometer posts now! :ddog:

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution :-/


edit:Barry beat me to it!

Got it!
 

LOL! That's a gem!

Damn, :duh:I failed to process that: K = 1000. I haven't had my cup of coffee yet, Thanks.

But, 281,000 miles, daaaaang! That's rebuild milage. That's nothing to brag about.

"Oh shit is that a Probe?"

Happy New year fellow Zilvians!
 

Now we are having fun. :bow:

"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?"

-he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL

"300zx Breaks question?"

when people call s14 kouki front ends "jdm silvia front ends":rl::rl::rl::mephfawk::mephfawk:

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

i like those 240s with the shark eye head lights


lol

in reference to the kouki 14


ohhhhh i got in this huge argument cuz this dude swore up and down that the s13 blacktop was way more powerful then the s13 redtop