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usdm180sx · 01-01-2009, 11:19 AM

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

**ThatGuy** · 01-01-2009, 11:21 AM

"I just signed up on NICO..."

fromxtor · 01-01-2009, 11:26 AM

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

DrtyRat · 01-01-2009, 11:34 AM

one of the older members had a -rep he received when he was selling some older TE's. He had/has that rep as part of his sig. It said "those aren't te's".

YoungGun · 01-01-2009, 11:34 AM

"I like NA more than turbo."

LoneStarSilvia · 01-01-2009, 11:36 AM

"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..."

s13boy89 · 01-01-2009, 11:43 AM

damn it norm you took mine

**mrmephistopheles** · 01-01-2009, 11:44 AM

"I'm going to put an SR20VET into my 240sx"

-me, 9 years ago.

seesquared · 01-01-2009, 11:45 AM

"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 12:16 PM

"What do I need to run X engine?
"did you search?"
"No"

*Yuri* · 01-01-2009, 12:28 PM

What parts do I need to convert my 240 to a One-via?

S-Nation S13 · 01-01-2009, 12:47 PM

"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!!
"BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

***Future240*** · 01-01-2009, 01:09 PM

"Whats the difference between a kouki and a zenki?"

BustedS13 · 01-01-2009, 01:10 PM

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usdm180sx

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

*s13 @ fullboost* · 01-01-2009, 01:15 PM

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

cc4usmc · 01-01-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

281k

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

281k=281,000

LongGrain · 01-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

281k=281,000

thats what i was thinking..

lflkajfj12123 · 01-01-2009, 01:20 PM

"s13.5's are so cool i want that"

**ThatGuy** · 01-01-2009, 01:22 PM

This one newb made a funny post recently...

First he spelled "bought": b-a-u-g-h-t, then he got confused when some one typed a "k" and thought the guy meant kilometers! I guess Y2K was the Year 2 Kilometers

<--- Hey look, I have 14 Kilometer posts now!

DrtyRat · 01-01-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memo92

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just baught, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers

.

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution

edit:Barry beat me to it!

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13 @ fullboost

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

LOL! That's a gem!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc

281k=281,000

Damn,

I failed to process that: K = 1000. I haven't had my cup of coffee yet, Thanks.

But, 281,000 miles, daaaaang! That's rebuild milage. That's nothing to brag about.

Charlie · 01-01-2009, 01:46 PM

"Oh shit is that a Probe?"

memo92 · 01-01-2009, 01:48 PM

Now we are having fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrtyRat

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution

edit:Barry beat me to it!

Chrischeezer · 01-01-2009, 01:51 PM

"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?"

-he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL

shinhed · 01-01-2009, 01:52 PM

"300zx Breaks question?"

dmragecm · 01-01-2009, 02:27 PM

when people call s14 kouki front ends "jdm silvia front ends"

dynamicck · 01-01-2009, 02:38 PM

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.

juice.def · 01-01-2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

Project3328 · 01-01-2009, 02:50 PM

i like those 240s with the shark eye head lights

lol

in reference to the kouki 14

ohhhhh i got in this huge argument cuz this dude swore up and down that the s13 blacktop was way more powerful then the s13 redtop

01-01-2009, 11:19 AM	#1
usdm180sx Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 562 Posts: 4,807 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: usdm180sx Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Post the funniest newb statement you have ever heard Let's have some fun. Here's mine: "OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!" __________________ -Norm!

01-01-2009, 11:21 AM	#2
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"I just signed up on NICO..." __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

01-01-2009, 11:26 AM	#3
fromxtor Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC Age: 40 Posts: 3,012 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	"Nissan made 240s for drifting." __________________ Seller feedback>>http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...light=fromxtor

01-01-2009, 11:36 AM	#6
LoneStarSilvia Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Okinawa--->Arizona Age: 33 Posts: 1,509 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..." __________________

01-01-2009, 11:43 AM	#7
s13boy89 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: anaheim Age: 32 Posts: 1,991 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	damn it norm you took mine __________________ I have kids running around here I dont want to use an xxr as a coffe table

01-01-2009, 11:34 AM	#5
YoungGun Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 818-951 SoCal Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	"I like NA more than turbo."

01-01-2009, 11:45 AM	#9
seesquared Leaky Injector Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 73 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

01-01-2009, 12:47 PM	#12
S-Nation S13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: LAND of the LOST Posts: 4,082 Trader Rating: (92) Feedback Score: 92 reviews	"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!! "BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

01-01-2009, 01:10 PM	#14
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000" me in June 2002 RIP SCC __________________

01-01-2009, 01:15 PM	#16
s13 @ fullboost Spirit Of Ecstasy Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 2,531 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?" Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha __________________

01-01-2009, 01:20 PM	#19
lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,480 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	"s13.5's are so cool i want that"

01-01-2009, 01:22 PM	#20
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This one newb made a funny post recently... First he spelled "bought": b-a-u-g-h-t, then he got confused when some one typed a "k" and thought the guy meant kilometers! I guess Y2K was the Year 2 Kilometers <--- Hey look, I have 14 Kilometer posts now! __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

01-01-2009, 01:46 PM	#23
Charlie Zilvia Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SoCal (626) Posts: 667 Trader Rating: (35) Feedback Score: 35 reviews	"Oh shit is that a Probe?" __________________

01-01-2009, 01:51 PM	#25
Chrischeezer Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: earth Age: 37 Posts: 1,406 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?" -he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL __________________

01-01-2009, 01:52 PM	#26
shinhed Zilvia Addict Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Austria Posts: 950 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	"300zx Breaks question?"

01-01-2009, 02:27 PM	#27
dmragecm Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nawff jerrrsey Age: 34 Posts: 779 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	when people call s14 kouki front ends "jdm silvia front ends"

01-01-2009, 02:38 PM	#28
dynamicck Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HB Posts: 406 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!" my response...it's stock.

01-01-2009, 02:50 PM	#30
Project3328 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Irvine Age: 37 Posts: 741 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: Project3328 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	i like those 240s with the shark eye head lights lol in reference to the kouki 14 ohhhhh i got in this huge argument cuz this dude swore up and down that the s13 blacktop was way more powerful then the s13 redtop

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