Tinfoil Hats: Do they help?

[Dirty Habit]

In case of invasion?

[YoungGun]

1st vote .

[240sxxs]

tinfoil help for what invasion ... alien ?? martian ?

[clark]

i encrypt my thoughts so the government cannot get a hold of them.

[ayuaddict]

tinfoil help for what invasion ... alien ?? martian ?

Martians are aliens exclusively from mars, are they not?

tin foil is bad news.

if they cant get thoughts through your skull, they will go through your assssss.

[zenki.life]

tin foil hats only work against the american government. thats all.

[g-via]

tinfoil won't stop a good probing

[g-via]

tin foil hats only work against the american government. thats all.

or against MLB satellites...

[thisisastickup]

tinfoil won't stop a good probing
Tin foil butt plugs?

I mean, this is the most obvious option.

[zenki.life]

Tin foil butt plugs?

I mean, this is the most obvious option.

its scientifically proven that the molecular makeup of standard tin foil does not have the required density in order to successfully resist the required force of said anal probe.

[RastaS13]

government takes too much pleasure in probing

[Enna]

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

[flip3d]

You need to be completely covered in tin foil for it to be affective. Just covering the top of your head does NOTHING.

[b R 3 E z Y x Z e N k i E]

How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

[SexPanda]

My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted.

And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable.

[zylvia213]

My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted.

And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable.


:werd: ^^^^^

[smellslikecurry]

How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

LOL

This is your first post on zilvia!

Did you just join to say that?






P.S... I agree...fully covered in tinfoil so they just think your a giant roll of tin foil. Unless of course they think your a shish kabab and open the tin foil and eat you.

[xpertsnowcarver]

^^^hahaha!


Martians are aliens exclusively from mars, are they not?

tin foil is bad news.

if they cant get thoughts through your skull, they will go through your assssss.

LMAO! That made my day!

[ILoveMyRHS13]

Uncontrollable lol'ing occured.

[SUPERSTAR]

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.


Best quote I have seen today. :fruit:

[Drift N Dragg]

Will a Tin Foil Hat help with T.V Reception if you grab the damn rabbit Ears and just bobble yout head around... Unless the Aliens take that wrong and Instead of a Anal prboe they give you a Rabbit Ear Probe.. Either which way that does NOT sound like fun... I wonder if that use Sanitary Tools? Would hate to catch something.. LMAO.. Wow... I am reaaaaaaaallllllyyy bored at work! LMAO

[SexPanda]

^^ Make sure to hook your rabbit ear tinfoil hat to a DTV converter, so the aliens don't think your crazy.

[ESmorz]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/06/24/district-9-warning.jpg

Tinfoil Condoms.

[nismolism]

:s101:i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

[SexPanda]

:s101:i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

But you don't care about the status of your chocolate cherry?

[murda-c]

Jesus I can't believe this is even a thread.

Tinfoil hats amplify reptilian mind control signals, wearing them only makes you more likely to be controlled...

[s13skank]

I got fck loads of 'em, i think ill start selling them on here

[spoolandslide]

:rawk: I wear a tin foil mask cause when you look at me all you see is how metal i am! :rawk:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/2355587148_72a1c654b1.jpg?v=1206318962

[Andrew @ 240sxMotoring]

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/anal_bum_cover.jpg

[marcojdm]

^^HAHAHA


thats too funny

[irax]

i vote this thread for best of zilvia

[S14_Kouki]

I wear my tinfoil hat for fun I dont understand y ppl look at me weird tho

[drift-s13]

how much for a foil hat? good thing we have iron man to kill the alien rapist

[SexPanda]

I hate to break it to you... Iron man doesnt exist. Closes thing we have is Lance Armstrong. And there's not enough lance armstrong to protect everyone's asshole.

I have personally started hiding a broken bottle of Tobasco up my ass. Lets see some queer alien try to rape me.

[PhilipJdm]

haha oh man this thread is so funny

[Enna]

I have personally started hiding a broken bottle of Tobasco up my ass. Lets see some queer alien try to rape me.

Well you do have one other rather large hole, seeing as how that one is occupied.

[SexPanda]

DAMNIT!

I'll have to cover my teeth in tinfoil.

[wgJoY]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f151/wgkilljoy/22854.gif

Almost as if she already knows...

but how?

[smellslikecurry]

so my gf was yelling at me over some dumb shit

i was eating and had some tin foil and made a hat real quick and put it on

she looked at me like i was retarded and left the room.



IT WORKS!

[SexPanda]

so my gf was yelling at me over some dumb shit

i was eating and had some tin foil and made a hat real quick and put it on

she looked at me like i was retarded and left the room.



It works!

lmfao!! It works!

[PhilipJdm]

lol thats a great idea! ill do that to my parents =D

[Enna]

The only thing tinfoil hats prevent is aliens putting their hands on your head for the Oral probing. Anal is just to get you screaming.

[SexPanda]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/sexpanda69/alien.jpg
Alien probing lol. Notice the lack of tinfoil hats. tisk tisk.

[S14_Kouki]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p279/sexpanda69/alien.jpg
Alien probing lol. Notice the lack of tinfoil hats. tisk tisk.

This makes me cry ^^^ I no longer will sleep well at night.

[SexPanda]

Yep... Aliens are a bunch of butt pirates.