Tinfoil Hats: Do they help? - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

Dirty Habit · 08-22-2009, 02:04 PM

In case of invasion?

YoungGun · 08-22-2009, 02:11 PM

1st vote .

240sxxs · 08-22-2009, 02:33 PM

tinfoil help for what invasion ... alien ?? martian ?

clark · 08-22-2009, 02:35 PM

i encrypt my thoughts so the government cannot get a hold of them.

ayuaddict · 08-22-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 240sxxs

tinfoil help for what invasion ... alien ?? martian ?

Martians are aliens exclusively from mars, are they not?

tin foil is bad news.

if they cant get thoughts through your skull, they will go through your assssss.

zenki.life · 08-22-2009, 03:18 PM

tin foil hats only work against the american government. thats all.

g-via · 08-22-2009, 03:22 PM

tinfoil won't stop a good probing

g-via · 08-22-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenki.life

tin foil hats only work against the american government. thats all.

or against MLB satellites...

thisisastickup · 08-22-2009, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by g-via

tinfoil won't stop a good probing

Tin foil butt plugs?

I mean, this is the most obvious option.

zenki.life · 08-22-2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thisisastickup

Tin foil butt plugs?

I mean, this is the most obvious option.

its scientifically proven that the molecular makeup of standard tin foil does not have the required density in order to successfully resist the required force of said anal probe.

RastaS13 · 08-22-2009, 04:20 PM

government takes too much pleasure in probing

Enna · 08-22-2009, 05:13 PM

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

flip3d · 08-22-2009, 06:11 PM

You need to be completely covered in tin foil for it to be affective. Just covering the top of your head does NOTHING.

b R 3 E z Y x Z e N k i E · 08-22-2009, 09:27 PM

How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

SexPanda · 08-23-2009, 12:04 AM

My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted.

And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable.

zylvia213 · 08-23-2009, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexPanda

My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted.

And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable.

^^^^^

smellslikecurry · 08-23-2009, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b R 3 E z Y x Z e N k i E

How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

LOL

This is your first post on zilvia!

Did you just join to say that?

P.S... I agree...fully covered in tinfoil so they just think your a giant roll of tin foil. Unless of course they think your a shish kabab and open the tin foil and eat you.

xpertsnowcarver · 08-23-2009, 02:21 AM

^^^hahaha!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayuaddict

Martians are aliens exclusively from mars, are they not?

tin foil is bad news.

if they cant get thoughts through your skull, they will go through your assssss.

LMAO! That made my day!

ILoveMyRHS13 · 08-23-2009, 02:22 PM

Uncontrollable lol'ing occured.

SUPERSTAR · 08-23-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enna

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

Best quote I have seen today.

*Drift N Dragg* · 08-23-2009, 02:53 PM

Will a Tin Foil Hat help with T.V Reception if you grab the damn rabbit Ears and just bobble yout head around... Unless the Aliens take that wrong and Instead of a Anal prboe they give you a Rabbit Ear Probe.. Either which way that does NOT sound like fun... I wonder if that use Sanitary Tools? Would hate to catch something.. LMAO.. Wow... I am reaaaaaaaallllllyyy bored at work! LMAO

SexPanda · 08-23-2009, 06:59 PM

^^ Make sure to hook your rabbit ear tinfoil hat to a DTV converter, so the aliens don't think your crazy.

ESmorz · 08-23-2009, 07:28 PM

Tinfoil Condoms.

nismolism · 08-23-2009, 07:48 PM

i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

SexPanda · 08-24-2009, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nismolism

i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

But you don't care about the status of your chocolate cherry?

murda-c · 08-24-2009, 05:07 AM

Jesus I can't believe this is even a thread.

Tinfoil hats amplify reptilian mind control signals, wearing them only makes you more likely to be controlled...

s13skank · 08-24-2009, 03:25 PM

I got fck loads of 'em, i think ill start selling them on here

spoolandslide · 08-25-2009, 12:13 AM

I wear a tin foil mask cause when you look at me all you see is how metal i am!

Andrew @ 240sxMotoring · 08-25-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enna

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

marcojdm · 08-25-2009, 10:04 AM

^^HAHAHA

thats too funny

View Poll Results: Will your tinfoil hat help?
Yes! I wear mine all the time.	25	20.66%
God I hope so.	33	27.27%
Only for my leftovers.	19	15.70%
No. Anal probing will happen regardless.	44	36.36%
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08-22-2009, 02:04 PM	#1
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08-22-2009, 02:33 PM	#3
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08-22-2009, 02:11 PM	#2
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08-22-2009, 02:35 PM	#4
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08-22-2009, 06:11 PM	#13
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08-22-2009, 09:27 PM	#14
b R 3 E z Y x Z e N k i E Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Jerzey Posts: 45 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

08-23-2009, 12:04 AM	#15
SexPanda Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where ever there is free beer Posts: 3,239 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted. And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable. __________________ BRAND NEW GReddy PRofec E-01 EBC for sale, Cheap!

08-23-2009, 06:59 PM	#22
SexPanda Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where ever there is free beer Posts: 3,239 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^^ Make sure to hook your rabbit ear tinfoil hat to a DTV converter, so the aliens don't think your crazy. __________________ BRAND NEW GReddy PRofec E-01 EBC for sale, Cheap!

08-23-2009, 07:28 PM	#23
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Tinfoil Condoms. __________________

08-23-2009, 07:48 PM	#24
nismolism Zilvia Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: "562" Posts: 275 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

08-24-2009, 05:07 AM	#26
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08-24-2009, 03:25 PM	#27
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08-25-2009, 12:13 AM	#28
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	I wear a tin foil mask cause when you look at me all you see is how metal i am!

08-25-2009, 10:04 AM	#30
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