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g6civcx · 08-29-2008, 09:26 AM

Perfume/cologne bottles that say "Do not inhale content".

?

People who support a political platform that disenfranchises them.

Post your favourite irony /dialtone////.

Matej · 08-29-2008, 09:37 AM

Non-diabetic people who consume diet products and boast about eating and drinking healthy.

shishcabobers · 08-29-2008, 09:39 AM

When I use to live in San Clemente they had sirens for the nuclear reactor that was nearby. And whenever the sirens were turned on we were trained to run for cover. I grew older i realized that basically the siren was just used to make people feel comfortable and safe, but if the reactor did blow up people would not even have a living chance to go to safety. So its basically Irony that we had sirens, when we would of died seconds after it blew up.

2Slow40 · 08-29-2008, 09:40 AM

Old dude wins the lottery then dies.
Late death row pardons
Rain on your wedding day.
A free ride when you've already paid.
Good advice you just didn't take.
Mr. Play it safe/scared to fly dude's plane crashes.
Traffic jams when you're late
No smoking on your cig break.
10000 spoons when you need a knife
Meeting the man of your dreams, then his beautiful wife.
That's all kinda ironic.
Dont ya think?

(actually it's not)

**ThatGuy** · 08-29-2008, 09:42 AM

People who get Pinked/Banned, then get all butt hurt and spout off crap like "Man, Fuck Zilvia, I hate this plce, Zilvia sucks", then a week later I catch them with a new screen name, trying to sneak around.

Zilvia is so bad and sucks so much, that they'll do whatever they can to come back.

shishcabobers · 08-29-2008, 09:44 AM

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.p...9a680/2453c054

Now you just made me want to look for irony pictures lol

stiizy · 08-29-2008, 09:46 AM

How bout when Fat people eat a huge ass meal and drink a diet soda like it's really gonna balance it out???

No offense to anyone i mean that...

shishcabobers · 08-29-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiizy

How bout when Fat people eat a huge ass meal and drink a diet soda like it's really gonna balance it out???

No offense to anyone i mean that...

ugh im on a roll lol...

SDS13COUPE · 08-29-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Slow40

Old dude wins the lottery then dies.
Late death row pardons
Rain on your wedding day.
A free ride when you've already paid.
Good advice you just didn't take.
Mr. Play it safe/scared to fly dude's plane crashes.
Traffic jams when you're late
No smoking on your cig break.
10000 spoons when you need a knife
Meeting the man of your dreams, then his beautiful wife.
That's all kinda ironic.
Dont ya think?

(actually it's not)

Isn't that a song...

F'in Alanis Morissette.LOL.

2Slow40 · 08-29-2008, 10:05 AM

yeah it is lol

stiizy · 08-29-2008, 10:09 AM

I knew i heard that shit somewhere before

adrians_s13 · 08-29-2008, 10:20 AM

two weekends ago, me and my gf were driving to Vegas from LA area in my mom's Volvo v40... on the way up, we got in this huge debate over how she doesn't like driving in my s13 because I don't have a/c... so I tried to defend my argument by saying, "oh i save gas and this and that etc...."

2 hours down the 15 freeway, my mom's upper radiator formed a crack squirting coolant all over my mom's engine bay...

I think it was due to the a/c being on while driving on an incline. =/

g6civcx · 08-29-2008, 11:37 AM

Pathos vs. irony. What's the difference?

Dirty Habit · 08-29-2008, 12:04 PM

Animal crackers box reads "do not eat if seal is broken."

What about my lion or my giraffe? Whys it gotta be the fucking seal?!

Not irony really but yeah.

driftphenom · 08-29-2008, 12:11 PM

getting pulled over for a half an hour for speeding because your running late.......

spoolandslide · 08-29-2008, 01:06 PM

non dairy creamer...

and... the.... olson twins...?

shishcabobers · 08-29-2008, 02:30 PM

Rampage Jackson going on a rampage.

murda-c · 08-29-2008, 02:48 PM

Ronald reagan getting hit by a bullet that ricochets off of the bullet proof window of the presidential limo.

Enjin · 08-29-2008, 02:55 PM

this fat bitch that comes into my pharmacy all of the time to get her diabetes and cholesterol medicine... along with a fucking fat fuck cake and a tub of icecream. happens a lot, actually.

demonspeed · 08-29-2008, 05:23 PM

your girl breaking her phone because you tell her she doesnt know what shes doing and then blames you.......

***S14DB*** · 08-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murda-c

Ronald reagan getting hit by a bullet that ricochets off of the bullet proof window of the presidential limo.

The .22 caliber Devastator rounds failed to explode cause he used a short barrel revolver not a long barrel that was recommended to him. Because it looked cooler.

Gnnr · 08-29-2008, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDS13COUPE

Isn't that a song...
F'in Alanis Morissette.LOL.

And the Irony is that everything she's describing in the song is not Irony per se. They making fun of this on TV the other day.

muddafakka · 08-29-2008, 09:43 PM

Fatass ordering a large diet coke, 2 salads, and a milkshake. (I witnessed this at the airport and I literally had to bite my tongue and keep my hands in my pocket from pointing and laughing my ass off)

Driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway.

Having something bad happen on an important day. (Getting sick on vacation, etc.)

MikeisNissan · 08-29-2008, 10:31 PM

Ironyyyyyyy

azanprophet · 08-29-2008, 10:49 PM

One thing...SOY MILK.

The name itself is ironic because there is soy and there is milk, but there is no such thing as SOY MILK because there is no such thing as a soy titty!!!

Nuff said!

98s14inaz · 08-30-2008, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azanprophet

One thing...SOY MILK.

The name itself is ironic because there is soy and there is milk, but there is no such thing as SOY MILK because there is no such thing as a soy titty!!!

Nuff said!

Soy lowers sperm count. So your girl wants you to be healthier but now you can't have kids...win win.

undesiredshoe · 08-31-2008, 12:21 AM

YouTube - Funeral For Motorcycle Accident Victim Turns Fatal

"Mourners" at a Montgomery County Funeral decided that "stunting" outside of their friends services, a friend that died in a motorcycle accident, was the way to go. The two collided and one mourner was killed.

shishcabobers · 08-31-2008, 12:48 AM

Like leaving early for work but then hitting construction and being late because of it.

Andrew Bohan · 08-31-2008, 12:56 AM

irony thread

...irony cable?

***S13SilviaGirl*** · 08-31-2008, 01:05 AM

This was taken by a sandiego 240sx-er (iirc)a while back...still sooo damn funny to go by this 24 hours fitness!

08-29-2008, 09:26 AM	#1
g6civcx Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 5,764 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Irony thread Perfume/cologne bottles that say "Do not inhale content". ? People who support a political platform that disenfranchises them. Post your favourite irony /dialtone////.

08-29-2008, 09:42 AM	#5
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 41 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	People who get Pinked/Banned, then get all butt hurt and spout off crap like "Man, Fuck Zilvia, I hate this plce, Zilvia sucks", then a week later I catch them with a new screen name, trying to sneak around. Zilvia is so bad and sucks so much, that they'll do whatever they can to come back. __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

08-29-2008, 10:20 AM	#12
adrians_s13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: long beach, CA ^_^ Age: 36 Posts: 2,877 Trader Rating: (29) Feedback Score: 29 reviews	two weekends ago, me and my gf were driving to Vegas from LA area in my mom's Volvo v40... on the way up, we got in this huge debate over how she doesn't like driving in my s13 because I don't have a/c... so I tried to defend my argument by saying, "oh i save gas and this and that etc...." 2 hours down the 15 freeway, my mom's upper radiator formed a crack squirting coolant all over my mom's engine bay... I think it was due to the a/c being on while driving on an incline. =/ __________________ @adrianfromthecastle

08-29-2008, 12:04 PM	#14
Dirty Habit Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: Dirty Habit Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Animal crackers box reads "do not eat if seal is broken." What about my lion or my giraffe? Whys it gotta be the fucking seal?! Not irony really but yeah. __________________ 1982 280zx Turbo

08-29-2008, 01:06 PM	#16
spoolandslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: lost in a bump splice in the fabric of our clockwork Posts: 1,044 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	non dairy creamer... and... the.... olson twins...? Last edited by spoolandslide; 08-29-2008 at 02:29 PM..

08-29-2008, 09:37 AM	#2
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Non-diabetic people who consume diet products and boast about eating and drinking healthy.

08-29-2008, 09:39 AM	#3
shishcabobers Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: temecula Posts: 900 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	When I use to live in San Clemente they had sirens for the nuclear reactor that was nearby. And whenever the sirens were turned on we were trained to run for cover. I grew older i realized that basically the siren was just used to make people feel comfortable and safe, but if the reactor did blow up people would not even have a living chance to go to safety. So its basically Irony that we had sirens, when we would of died seconds after it blew up.

08-29-2008, 09:40 AM	#4
2Slow40 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CA Age: 34 Posts: 522 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Old dude wins the lottery then dies. Late death row pardons Rain on your wedding day. A free ride when you've already paid. Good advice you just didn't take. Mr. Play it safe/scared to fly dude's plane crashes. Traffic jams when you're late No smoking on your cig break. 10000 spoons when you need a knife Meeting the man of your dreams, then his beautiful wife. That's all kinda ironic. Dont ya think? (actually it's not)

08-29-2008, 09:44 AM	#6
shishcabobers Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: temecula Posts: 900 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.p...9a680/2453c054 Now you just made me want to look for irony pictures lol

08-29-2008, 09:46 AM	#7
stiizy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NYC Age: 39 Posts: 6,332 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	How bout when Fat people eat a huge ass meal and drink a diet soda like it's really gonna balance it out??? No offense to anyone i mean that...

08-29-2008, 10:05 AM	#10
2Slow40 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CA Age: 34 Posts: 522 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	yeah it is lol

08-29-2008, 10:09 AM	#11
stiizy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NYC Age: 39 Posts: 6,332 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I knew i heard that shit somewhere before

08-29-2008, 11:37 AM	#13
g6civcx Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 5,764 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Pathos vs. irony. What's the difference?

08-29-2008, 12:11 PM	#15
driftphenom Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: nc Age: 37 Posts: 161 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	getting pulled over for a half an hour for speeding because your running late.......

08-29-2008, 02:30 PM	#17
shishcabobers Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: temecula Posts: 900 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Rampage Jackson going on a rampage.

08-29-2008, 02:48 PM	#18
murda-c Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Montgomery County, MD Age: 33 Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Ronald reagan getting hit by a bullet that ricochets off of the bullet proof window of the presidential limo. __________________

08-29-2008, 02:55 PM	#19
Enjin Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Memphis, TN / Osaka, Japan Age: 34 Posts: 375 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	this fat bitch that comes into my pharmacy all of the time to get her diabetes and cholesterol medicine... along with a fucking fat fuck cake and a tub of icecream. happens a lot, actually. __________________ 1991 Nissan 240sx www.tractionoptional.com

08-29-2008, 05:23 PM	#20
demonspeed Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Olympia, Wa Age: 36 Posts: 506 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	your girl breaking her phone because you tell her she doesnt know what shes doing and then blames you.......

08-29-2008, 09:43 PM	#23
muddafakka Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fugitive on the run Posts: 1,087 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Fatass ordering a large diet coke, 2 salads, and a milkshake. (I witnessed this at the airport and I literally had to bite my tongue and keep my hands in my pocket from pointing and laughing my ass off) Driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway. Having something bad happen on an important day. (Getting sick on vacation, etc.)

08-29-2008, 10:31 PM	#24
MikeisNissan Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Earth, Section 301 Posts: 3,730 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Ironyyyyyyy __________________ 因果関係の流れ

08-29-2008, 10:49 PM	#25
azanprophet Leaky Injector Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston, TX Age: 40 Posts: 49 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	One thing...SOY MILK. The name itself is ironic because there is soy and there is milk, but there is no such thing as SOY MILK because there is no such thing as a soy titty!!! Nuff said!

08-31-2008, 12:21 AM	#27
undesiredshoe Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Wisco Age: 32 Posts: 787 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	YouTube - Funeral For Motorcycle Accident Victim Turns Fatal "Mourners" at a Montgomery County Funeral decided that "stunting" outside of their friends services, a friend that died in a motorcycle accident, was the way to go. The two collided and one mourner was killed.

08-31-2008, 12:48 AM	#28
shishcabobers Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: temecula Posts: 900 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Like leaving early for work but then hitting construction and being late because of it.

08-31-2008, 12:56 AM	#29
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	irony thread ...irony cable?

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