Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R [LOLCars]

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03-16-2010 12:30 PM

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Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his birthday because, frankly, they're so much alike. Here's how: MoreÂ*» (http://jalopnik.com/5494734/why-chuck-norris-drives-a-nissan-gt+r)
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[charlie321]

So True! LOL

[tr4c3]

Hahahaha. That was great

[holemilk00]

"The Earth's rotation is the result of the GT-R using the planet as a chassis dyno. Leap year is a miss-shift."


That ones awesome.

[sickstatus]

nice find bot, lmao.

something actually funny.

[drift213]

Lmao good thread

[Okinawandrifter87]

Haha very good find indeed.

[SeattleRPS13]

Dude, thats freaking awesome. I can just imagine him in a GTR and it makes me crack up. You guys should check out Andrew Bynum's (Lakers Center) GT-R. $20000 Body Kit!

[miravete]

chuck norris is 70? wow.

dont wanna be mean, but imagine all the jokes ppl are gonna make when he dies lol

"chuck norris isnt dead, he's just creating new life forms"

[matts13vert]

hahaha so funny!!

[laziazn]

i guess this show proof that the total gym get you living through your 70's

[drift freaq]

fucking great page what a crack up. I love this one

"The GT-R can procreate with other GT-Rs but it likes to bend Porsche Turbos over just for fun."

[Pure_JDM]

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

[drift freaq]

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

Ah and your point is for shitting on this fun? Dude seriously it was a joke thread and you are taking it seriously.

[Pure_JDM]

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

[upsdude]

The GT-R doesn't need or want a HEMI

i love that one

[DJDANGER24]

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...and this EVO 8 was probably built to the T and the GT-R was stock...:wackit:

[I LUV MY S13]

HAHAHA

The GT-R can touch MC Hammer. In fact the GT-R ran his ass over.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to the GT-R idling at rest.

When taking the SAT, write "GT-R" for every answer. You will get a perfect score.

In honor of GT-R, all McDonald's in Japan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be GT-R-sized

[drift freaq]

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

Ditto what the other person said about the EVO probably being built because a stock EV0 8 would not touch a GTR.

Oh and while we are at it.

This is a Nissan forum and if you have so much love for the EVO why don't you go spout on a EVO forum.

Seriously you sound like a troll or a previously banned member who is on the hate parade.

[JDM Sil4ty]

so much of these lines are getting sigged i swear .. heres my new sig ..

There are two types of cars…cars that suck, and the GT-R.

[dpak]

holy crap, chuck norris is 70!? that's freaking amazingg!

[spiderlone]

and this EVO 8 was probably built to the T and the GT-R was stock...:wackit:
Actually It doesn't take much for evo to be fast. yet alone the 4g63 engine.

Funny GT-R jokes tho! hahahaha. chuck norris Is old!

[Gnnr]

"Mr T. pities the fool…unless that fool is driving the GT-R."

:rofl:

[PNgo12]

Running the GT-R's A/C with the windows down will reverse global warming. On max it will cause the next Ice Age.

:bowrofl:

[sr20killer]

wow good news

[bornslippy73]

Why Chuck Norris Drives a Nissan GT-R?

He is the Salieri of Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee is a legend even after his death. Chuck Norris is still alive and he is not even close to legendary status. So he needs all the help he can get...infommercials and a GT-R.

the film: Amadeus
Wofgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri.




Best thread I've read in a long while....LOL.

[NiSilS14]

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

It was just a gt-r in disguise. duh.

[jspec240]

^^ Doesnt matter.. now days one super car comes out... it will be beat with in a couple months. but I still wannt a GTR :)

[iamtheyi]

lol. I was laughing my ass off at work and people were staring hahaha. Thread was mad funny.

[DenkiMan!]

"The GT-R is a flex fuel vehicle. It makes 480hp on tap water. On pump gas it makes 20,000 WHP."

i lol'd

[E-Warrior]

Heres one I found to be true..

"Diamonds can be created by driving the GT-R over lumps of coal"


Tis true when your that heavy lol

[niteridaz503]

this is freaking hilarious, i lol'ed at practically everything on there hahaha

[40cal]

hi la ri ous!!!

[4Greg63T]

lmao thats good

[佩恩_]

Still young

[Z32TT-R]

Man this made me laugh

[Dress-UpCar]

hahah goood one.