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03-17-2010, 09:50 AM | #1 |
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Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R [LOLCars]
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03-17-2010, 11:34 AM | #4 |
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"The Earth's rotation is the result of the GT-R using the planet as a chassis dyno. Leap year is a miss-shift."
That ones awesome.
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03-17-2010, 09:26 PM | #8 |
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Dude, thats freaking awesome. I can just imagine him in a GTR and it makes me crack up. You guys should check out Andrew Bynum's (Lakers Center) GT-R. $20000 Body Kit!
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03-24-2010, 05:39 PM | #9 |
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chuck norris is 70? wow.
dont wanna be mean, but imagine all the jokes ppl are gonna make when he dies lol "chuck norris isnt dead, he's just creating new life forms"
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03-24-2010, 05:57 PM | #10 |
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hahaha so funny!!
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03-28-2010, 11:12 AM | #12 |
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fucking great page what a crack up. I love this one
"The GT-R can procreate with other GT-Rs but it likes to bend Porsche Turbos over just for fun."
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03-28-2010, 11:19 AM | #13 |
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"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."
...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8. |
03-28-2010, 12:00 PM | #14 |
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Ah and your point is for shitting on this fun? Dude seriously it was a joke thread and you are taking it seriously.
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03-28-2010, 01:19 PM | #17 |
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and this EVO 8 was probably built to the T and the GT-R was stock...
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03-28-2010, 01:27 PM | #18 |
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HAHAHA
The GT-R can touch MC Hammer. In fact the GT-R ran his ass over. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to the GT-R idling at rest. When taking the SAT, write "GT-R" for every answer. You will get a perfect score. In honor of GT-R, all McDonald's in Japan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be GT-R-sized
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03-28-2010, 02:43 PM | #19 |
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Ditto what the other person said about the EVO probably being built because a stock EV0 8 would not touch a GTR.
Oh and while we are at it. This is a Nissan forum and if you have so much love for the EVO why don't you go spout on a EVO forum. Seriously you sound like a troll or a previously banned member who is on the hate parade.
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03-28-2010, 04:07 PM | #20 |
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so much of these lines are getting sigged i swear .. heres my new sig ..
There are two types of cars…cars that suck, and the GT-R.
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Funny GT-R jokes tho! hahahaha. chuck norris Is old!
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06-02-2010, 05:09 PM | #26 |
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Why Chuck Norris Drives a Nissan GT-R?
He is the Salieri of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is a legend even after his death. Chuck Norris is still alive and he is not even close to legendary status. So he needs all the help he can get...infommercials and a GT-R. the film: Amadeus Wofgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri. Best thread I've read in a long while....LOL.
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06-05-2010, 01:19 AM | #28 |
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^^ Doesnt matter.. now days one super car comes out... it will be beat with in a couple months. but I still wannt a GTR
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