qwikspool

lol funny
+1

driftphenom

guy walks into a bar and says " gimme a schlitz malt liquor and a bologna sandwich" the bartender says " sir we dont carry schlitz, or bologna sandwiches" guys leaves, comes back the next day and says " gimme a schlitz malt liquor and a bologna sandwich", and again the bartender says "we dont carry schlitz, or bologna sandwitches" guys come in the third day and says the same thiing again, this time the bartender gets pissed and says" look we dont got that shit, if you keep coming in here askin for it, im gonna knock you over the head with a stick" so the guy leaves, about a week later the guy walks in to the bar, looks a t the bartender and says "gotta stick?" the bartenders like" no", so the guy says " well, let me get a schlitz malt liqour and a bologna sandwitch"

funnier in person i think

Z33dori

that is awesome.....

wow

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1ZlowZ

One time at a school, the students had a subsitute teacher for a week. The first day for the teacher she sees a penis drawn on the board, OK no matter so she rubs it off. She goes in the next day and sees a bigger penis drawn on the board a little annoyed but again she rubs it off. The third day she see's an even bigger penis taking up almost all the board. She lashes out yells at the students you little perverts who ever is doing this say so right now sick minded children. Then one kid stands up and says the more the rub it the bigger it gets!

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sxe

lol.

so this kids comes home from school and says "DADDY DADDY!! I HAD SEX WITH MY TEACHER"
so the father says " good job son, lets go buy you a bike!"
the son says "can we wait alittle while?, my butts still sore"

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240=180

^^^^
ahahahahahahaha