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HIM · 06-03-2008, 05:10 AM

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

read all of the comments, it will keep you entertained for quite a while.

Best comment I have ever read in my life:

Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.

I10cruiser · 06-03-2008, 05:50 AM

Inside-Joke Man says...

Love it. My inside jokes per day count went way up. In the morning, you the administrator of this will understand NONE of these reviews. Because they are all inside jokes. And I'm stupid.

Wolfenstein says...

I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!
priceless

SW20Racer · 06-03-2008, 10:44 AM

Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.

sw20racer says...
wtf?? what the fuck were you looking for when you stumbled across this gem?

at first i thought it was a duran-duran shirt, then im like, "nope, just a regular kind of gay wolf shirt."

IIIXziuR · 06-03-2008, 10:47 AM

I remember this. Kinda old but still funny

ILoveMyRHS13 · 06-03-2008, 11:05 AM

Tom12 says...
My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.

Hahahaha.

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 11:13 AM

That is seriously freakin funny.

if you come to WI you will see many people wearing wolf shirts. So beware bringing your girl here.

BustedS13 · 06-03-2008, 11:39 AM

OMG says...

This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says...

There is no way our shirt cured aids.

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

OMG says...

This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says...

There is no way our shirt cured aids.

That was the one that put me over the edge. The fact that he totally didn't get it is hilarious.

Mi Beardo es Loco · 06-03-2008, 11:50 AM

I don't get the joke but that shirt would fit perfectly with my jeans and jean jacket.

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 11:54 AM

These go great with that shirt.

powersteeringless180sx · 06-03-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

That is seriously freakin funny.

if you come to WI you will see many people wearing wolf shirts. So beware bringing your girl here.

^^^^ lol ROFL......

BustedS13 · 06-03-2008, 11:59 AM

Steve says...

Make sure you check with your local police before wearing this, BEACAUSE IT'S MAD DANGEROUS TO THE LADIES.

allntrlundrgrnd · 06-03-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

shit is hilarious good find

+1

stiizy · 06-03-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

These go great with that shirt.

No with these jeans c'mon bro

Avante · 06-03-2008, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiizy

No with these jeans c'mon bro

wtf are those things?

steve shadows · 06-03-2008, 12:34 PM

torso high boot cuts DUH

Fries · 06-03-2008, 12:48 PM

OMG says...

This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says...

There is no way our shirt cured aids.

hahaha the admin agrees that it can give your cell phone signal, add 5inches of height to your body if you're a midget and get you pussy, but it CANNOT cure aids!

haha!

s13silady · 06-03-2008, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve shadows

torso high boot cuts DUH

omg that was fucking funny.

CrashQueen · 06-03-2008, 01:12 PM

hahahaha loved it.....

definitely help to entertain my boring work day.

just1pepsi · 06-03-2008, 01:27 PM

my work blocks it.. lists it in the "pornography" category :| wtf.

S13_Nightkid · 06-03-2008, 01:53 PM

turd burgler says...

Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock. But after i started wearin this bitch out, i almost got my dick sucked 3 times a night by hot sluts. thank you wolf shirt!

LMAO

jrocslider · 06-03-2008, 01:59 PM

wow.

that is hilarious.

hahaha i started reading it and laughing out loud and my gf looked at me like i was crazy.

Farzam · 06-03-2008, 02:08 PM

Best shirt ever

I think I may order one on the real reals

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 02:33 PM

Many others.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...h+Images&gbv=2

Example:

ESmorz · 06-03-2008, 02:41 PM

IF that was real... It would be the most glorious thing ever.

mRclARK1 · 06-03-2008, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Fazle says...
This shirt is amazing. I had to upgrade the servers because the traffic was just too high. I donned my suit of armor (this shirt) and marched to my tribal stomping grounds. I walked into the Dell warehouse, borrowed a forklift, grabbed what I needed, but then I was stopped by a security guard. He asked, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" I replied, "I am the Fazle. I'm here to obtain new equipment for my various projects." He said, "Buddy you know you gotta pay for those, right?" I stood up, pointed to my shirt, and said with great glee, "Dude. Look." He cowered back into his booth where he sat amazed at the awesomeness he had just witnessed.

Quote:

teh win says...
Excellent roaming shirt out in the dessert. Gets you great reception for your cell phone as well.

hahaha.

A wolf shirt could even make chics attracted to dudes driving 240's

dirtdiggler666 · 06-03-2008, 02:50 PM

this shit is so fucking funny

i only see old women with gray hair and boots wearing these shirts

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtdiggler666

this shit is so fucking funny

i only see old women with gray hair and boots wearing these shirts

Seriously. Don't come to WI. I took a poll around my office. Everyone has a BF, a brother, or a father-in-law that where's wolf and deer shirts on the regular.

stiizy · 06-03-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

Many others.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...h+Images&gbv=2

Example:

i heard this shirt comes with free rubbers for all the poon you're gonna get when you wear it....

*exitspeed* · 06-03-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stiizy

i heard this shirt comes with free rubbers for all the poon you're gonna get when you wear it....

Thats actually incorrect. You didn't see the description. I highlighted the important features.

Wolf Spirit Moon - T Shirt - The Mountain Night Shirt
[40-1293]

$18.95USD
Wolf Spirit Moon - T Shirt - The Mountain Night Shirt
Click to enlarge

Introducing a T Shirt For ALL Wolf Enthusiasts!

Wolf Fashion worth Collecting.

FEATURES:
# Top Quality
# 100% Heavyweight Cotton.
# Pre-Washed and Pre-Shrunk.
# Will protect you from any and ALL STD including The HIV, AIDS, The Clap, Herpes, or any other penis burning STD
# Custom Vivid Hand-Dyed Colors.
# Amazing Colors with Earth Friendly Dyes.
# Will prevent pregnancy 100%. Unless you are trying to get a women (or even a man) pregnant. In which case, the child will grow up with skillz like Michael Jordon.
# Guaranteed Exceptional Color and Years of Wear.
# Amazing Images with the Most Artistic Detail.
# Oeko-tex 100 Certified - Guaranteed free of Chemicals that are harmful to your body.
# 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

See Yourself Styling in the finest hand-dyed, Screen Printed T-Shirt in the World.

06-03-2008, 05:10 AM	#1
HIM BANNED Join Date: May 2008 Location: SGV (626) Posts: 384 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Wolf Shirts = guaranteed poontang? http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm read all of the comments, it will keep you entertained for quite a while. Best comment I have ever read in my life: Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.

06-03-2008, 05:50 AM	#2
I10cruiser Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: los angeles Age: 32 Posts: 3,053 Trader Rating: (47) Rides Gallery: I10cruiser Feedback Score: 47 reviews	Inside-Joke Man says... Love it. My inside jokes per day count went way up. In the morning, you the administrator of this will understand NONE of these reviews. Because they are all inside jokes. And I'm stupid. Wolfenstein says... I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve! priceless __________________

06-03-2008, 10:47 AM	#4
IIIXziuR Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Left Hand Path Posts: 2,652 Trader Rating: (22) Feedback Score: 22 reviews	I remember this. Kinda old but still funny __________________ ... ... ... ... .

06-03-2008, 11:13 AM	#6
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	That is seriously freakin funny. if you come to WI you will see many people wearing wolf shirts. So beware bringing your girl here. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

06-03-2008, 11:39 AM	#7
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OMG says... This shirt cured my Aids! [email protected] says... There is no way our shirt cured aids. __________________

06-03-2008, 10:44 AM	#3
SW20Racer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beaumont Age: 36 Posts: 1,633 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ol Tripod says... This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes. sw20racer says... wtf?? what the fuck were you looking for when you stumbled across this gem? at first i thought it was a duran-duran shirt, then im like, "nope, just a regular kind of gay wolf shirt."

06-03-2008, 11:54 AM	#10
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	These go great with that shirt. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

06-03-2008, 11:59 AM	#12
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Steve says... Make sure you check with your local police before wearing this, BEACAUSE IT'S MAD DANGEROUS TO THE LADIES. __________________

06-03-2008, 12:34 PM	#16
steve shadows Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LA and OC Posts: 8,202 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	torso high boot cuts DUH __________________ Like Me on FaceBook !

06-03-2008, 12:48 PM	#17
Fries Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas/or/Afghanistan Age: 33 Posts: 1,511 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	OMG says... This shirt cured my Aids! [email protected] says... There is no way our shirt cured aids. hahaha the admin agrees that it can give your cell phone signal, add 5inches of height to your body if you're a midget and get you pussy, but it CANNOT cure aids! haha! __________________

06-03-2008, 01:12 PM	#19
CrashQueen Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norcal Posts: 340 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahahaha loved it..... definitely help to entertain my boring work day.

06-03-2008, 01:27 PM	#20
just1pepsi Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: OKC Age: 38 Posts: 657 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	my work blocks it.. lists it in the "pornography" category :\| wtf.

06-03-2008, 01:53 PM	#21
S13_Nightkid Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA Posts: 351 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	turd burgler says... Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock. But after i started wearin this bitch out, i almost got my dick sucked 3 times a night by hot sluts. thank you wolf shirt! LMAO

06-03-2008, 01:59 PM	#22
jrocslider Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: DownSouth Age: 34 Posts: 1,344 Trader Rating: (4) Rides Gallery: jrocslider Feedback Score: 4 reviews	wow. that is hilarious. hahaha i started reading it and laughing out loud and my gf looked at me like i was crazy. __________________

06-03-2008, 02:08 PM	#23
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 31 Posts: 5,144 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Best shirt ever I think I may order one on the real reals __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

06-03-2008, 02:33 PM	#24
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Many others. http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...h+Images&gbv=2 Example: __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

06-03-2008, 02:41 PM	#25
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	IF that was real... It would be the most glorious thing ever. __________________

06-03-2008, 02:50 PM	#27
dirtdiggler666 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: p-dale Age: 41 Posts: 2,113 Trader Rating: (26) Feedback Score: 26 reviews	this shit is so fucking funny i only see old women with gray hair and boots wearing these shirts

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