Vancouver S13

not quite as funny as most of these but just really weird...

i was driving home after work and im on a 3 lane main road, theres 2 cops pulling over a car at the corner. They are blocking the left turn lane and most of the center lane, right infront of an intersection. Im trying to turn left but dont have and space to get into the next lane so i end up right behind them waiting for a space. As im about to get around them, the cop sitting in his car gets out, walks infront of oncoming cars making them stop, walks up to my window ( still stopping traffic ) says : why is you plate bent? and why are you holding up traffic?
I look at him and say i didnt know my plate isnt allowed to be folded over and that im just trying to turn left but you 2 are blocking the lane...

looks at me pretty pissed off, says get it fixed or ill give you a ticket.

just thought it was pretty funny that he stopped what he was doing with some other car and must have seen me in his rearview and decided to be a jerk about

rc1honda

This happened to me and friend last weekend. Got pulled over on our bikes. Hes got Zx-10r, i got a CBR1000rr

Cop to both if us: License please.

Us: ok here you go

Cop:thanks thats it you're free to go.

Us: Wait, what?! why did you pull us over?!

Cop: guys with your kind of bikes like to run

Us: in amazement, Wait you pulled us over hoping to initiate a chase!

Cop: Yeah we like to have fun too.

Simultaneously the coolest and most fucked reason i have ever been stopped.

DS562

must've been a rookie. there's this new guy at the department i ride with who's always getting chewed out for stupid shit like that. he's getting the boot soon.

TheWolf

Riding in S14 kitted with "red neon" under body kit.

Cop pulls over car.

"I pulled you over because you had red neon on your car"

"is that a problem?"

"Yeah, someone could mistake you for an emergency vehicle"

"Your kidding right? Ambulances rocking ground effects now?"

"Don't get smart with me kid! You're not allowed to have red lights anywhere on a car"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes I'm a cop, listen smart ass, I KNOW THE LAW, You're not allowed to have ONE SINGLE RED LIGHT ANYWHERE on the car"

"Sooo... I should take the red tailights off as soon as possible then? Are you sure the statute doesn't say no redlights facing forward?"

Goes back to car, calls for backup, 6 people gather around phone book sized book, discussion.

Lets me off with warning.

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Mr Miyagi

first part made sense, the rest was and incoherent gibberish.

towlie

Lol @ thewolf that's an awesome story.

NYTwo4tee

Not me but my friends little story...

So in my area there is nothing to do, so my friend decided to follow the mail car around like in the movies when they are following the killers car... for 3 hours straight. So eventually the mail lady decided to call the cops on him, about 20 minutes later my friend gets the flashy lights behind him and he pulls on over. the cop asks what he was doing and my friend replies "Just dropping off my friend to his house" and the cop and him start some little conversation and he goes on his way, because ironically just before he started playing secret agent on the mail car he held the door for the same cop to dunkin donuts.

my friends been pulled over 18 times.... 3 tickets

Likethunda

Lulz........

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slider2828

This happened to me in San Jose, California too..... haahhaha exactly the same thing... Cop said, "I thought you would try to run."

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ca18_luv

Just recently like two weeks ago or something like that. It was a wednesday night and planning to go home and change then head out to hollywood for bike night.

I was leaving work and made a left onto the main street to go home and there was lot of traffic and im thinking WTF? It was a dui checkpoint.

I daily my zx10r with shorty riot hr1 exhaust opened up all the way so its pretty dang loud. Never had any problems or anything with cops as they tend to almost always help me out on road as far as letting me over and such.

So i pull up to the checkpoint.

cop1: sir can you please pull over to the side

me: sure

cop1: your bike is extremely loud and draws alot of attention. are you on your way back from hollywood?

me: excuse me, why are you asking about hollywood?

cop1: i know its bike night and most bikers drink.

me: no ma'am just got off work. i work right down the street.

cop1: sure. one moment please.

(after like a couple mins she comes back with another cop)

cop2: sir thats a nice bike. what do you have done to it?

me: thanks you, it has titanium headers, ram air, velocity stacks, pc3, and hr1 riot shorty exhuast.

cop2: sweet i ride too. i just bought the new zx10r. (he then looks to cop1) he can go most bikers arent too stupid to drink and ride. plus how would he be able to hold up his bike. You can go sir, ride safe.

me: thank you. (Then as i move along slowly my bike decides to backfire with a small flame exiting the exhaust and i look back and all the cops are looking laughing)


cops are pretty cool these days to be honest. never had problems with any encounters, even in most of my cars.

Speed Junky

tr0ll.

Sounds like a fake story to me. So you just happen to look back while your exhaust is backfiring?

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wonpoo

House party: cops get called to raid the party

me not knowing before i left the house party...

me and a group of buddies go out to my friends car to grab some beef jerky and munchies (like 5-7 dudes) walking down the street cop pulls up.

Cop: hi fellas! what are you guys up to???
me: goin to my friends car to grab some beef jerky and snacks...
Cop: so if i get out of my car and check what is in ur cups its gotta be soda right?
Me: nope just juice...(straight Tequila and lime juice)
cop: blank stare...
cop: alright move it along!

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TheTruth05

So I get pulled over right in front of my house.....

Cop:License and regristration. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: No, why?
Cop: Cause its a Honda, gotta make sure it's not stolen.
Me: Wtf?! It's a Nissan 240sx.
Cop: Same thing.
Me: Uh no...
Cop:Really? Pop the hood for me.
Me: Fuck.....
Cop:Turbo huh.
Me: It comes like that from factory.
Cop:So you like to race huh?
Me:No I just like how it looks.
Cop: Alright well I just wanted to make sure it wasn't stolen. I'm sure I'll see you around real soon...

simmode1

^^^Sounds really fake or that cop had a serious hard on to bust some Risky Devils...

ca18_luv

True story, if you wanna go as much as research im pretty sure dui checkpoint are recorded some how on the internet. I work on creekside ave in valencia and the dui checkpoint was on valencia/soledad in front of the subie and bmw dealer.

and i looked back after i backfired just cause i didnt know if they would try to pull me over for it. (i was pulled over once before for backfiring in my fc vert, didnt know if they would try same thing for motorcyclist)

DS562

you dont have to explain shit to him. who cares if he doesnt believe you?

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TheTruth05

Wtf? Im not lying you can ask my neighbor who is also a member on here. He can "vouch" for me. This is exactly why I never posted anything cause I knew someone would say something to a "noob".

muffler

MOAR!!!!

msglength

FunnyVictor86

Cop: You were doing 45 on a 35.
Me: I thought the speed limit was 45.
Cop: You're the 10th person that has said that to me today.
Me: The last sign I saw posted was 45 (FAIL there was a 35 posted right in front of me lol)
Cop: I looked up your license, aren't you a little young to have a clean record?
Me: Yup can't afford to be messing around it's expensive nowadays.
Cop: Okay I'm giving you a warning for the speeding but I'm going to give you a fix it ticket for not having a front plate.

I was driving around in my daily ('01 honda accord) and got popped at a speed trap. I don't know if he saw my Apexi neo and my Greddy water temp gauge when he first came up to my window. I got real nervous when he walked to the front of my car. I thought for sure he was going to ask me to pop my hood and see my motor swap. I thought it was funny that he expected to find something on me because of how my car looks and how he was surprised that I had a clean record. I know the convo was boring but the situation was nerve wrecking for me.

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dcuccs13coupe

i was driving my s13 coupe through a neighborhood near mine, doing the speed limit/obeying traffic laws and all that junk. when out of no where i got cherries and blue berries in my rear view. i pull over, grab my license and stuff and get ready for some harassing. after about 3 minutes of me sitting their the cop walkes up to my window, at this point im shitting bricks because i have no freakin idea whats goin on. first thing he says to me is "do you know why i pulled you over?" and i thought to my self, its a trap. but i proceded to say "no officer, i wasnt aware i was doing anything wrong." he then said " you wernt, i used to have one of these, in the same color, i wanted to see if this was my old one." after he asked me some questions and looking around the car, turns out it wasnt his. he also mentioned that he is trying to find another clean stock s13, and if i happen to want to sell, i told him its not for sale. he then said to have a nice day and left. i was shocked. couldnt belive that had happened.

Flexin

Just got pulled over tonight doin 50 in a 40 and i was like
"sorry officer my speedometer is broken" (sr swap)
"Well I don't believe that. I know how kids your age try to lie to us cops."
"Sir I'm telling you the truth."
"wait a moment."
Sure enough i get a sweet ticket for 111 hell yeah

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Likethunda

got pulled over with a friend about a week ago

Cop:where you guys coming from
Me:friends house, just heading home now
Cop:how much weed you have in the car?
me:none!
Cop:what are you good kids? seriously how much weed do you guys have
me:NONE, we dont smoke
cop: so your telling me your good kids? you go to school?
me:yes
cop:whats your major
me:Engineering, Friend: Kinisiology
Cop: alright get the hell out of here!

true story

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KOUKIboy

One late night (close to 2 am) me and my buddies are out cruisin 6 240s in all, we pull in into a Mobil 1 gas station to gas up, all of the sudden the pig pen shows up, about 3 cop cars..

Cop 1 approaches; "do you guys Drift??"
all of us with surprised looks-"Yeah"
Cop 2 approaches; "does it have an SR20??"
Agian with surprised looks -"yeah"
Cop 3 approaches; "can we look at it"? with smiles and grins..
My buddy pops his hood,
All of the cops-"Thats nice!!"
We say thanks...
We go in get gas and snacks and the cops still looking at our cars like horny school girls LOL
The cops asked us-"Would you mind showing us some action"
Were all confused at this point-Huhh??
The cops then make it clear-"Some Drifting"
All of us-" We dont wanna get arrested"
Cops-"dont worry you wont, we just wanna see some Drifting"
All of us "Ok" laughing our asses off, we couldn't beleive what was going on, so my buddies start doing some mini Drifts around the parking lot, and hitting corners and what not, cops are all with grins and stuff some were chearing and even clapping!!! LMFAO, that was one the crasiest nights I've ever had, those were some of the coolest cops Eva!! LOL

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godrifttoday

"have you seen zilvia cop quote thread?, i want to be listed on it."

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iamtheyi

seriously? no bs?

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godrifttoday

lol just BS

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KOUKIboy

win!!! Lmfao

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One_love_silvia

definitely not real.

cmon now people...

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1995 s14 240sx SE "Kintaro"

DRIFTER-M

Had another gem the other day,

So, ~5 a.m., me and my fiance were taking her mom to work (she's a nurse):

We pass a side street in which we see 2 cop cars (1 car, 1 suv) sitting at. Odd at this time of night, as they were not traffic watching, but sitting in the middle of the street with their lights on like they were looking for something.

Anyhow, as we drove pass (doing below the speed limit), I saw the SUV slam it in reverse and spin a quick reverse turn out behind us (like that was legal), and speed up to catch up to us.

So, I had a new car, with the tag I had JUST recieved that day, and the bolts for the liscense plate were wierd and the dealership didn't have any, so they stuck it in my back window for the day. Not illegal if they can still see it from ~50 feet. I still figured with how bored our local P.D. always is, this could be an issue. Sure enough, I was right.

After riding our bumper (like literally probably 2 inches away) for about a minute and a half, the lights came on and I pulled over. The officer lady approached my window, in which she informs me that she cannot see my tag. I explained to her the situation, but this is where it gets fun.

Me: explaining situation

Cop: I understand, but I can not see your tag at all, even when I was close to you

Me: I apologize, here are the 2 bolts that held the tag in my old car, and you can try it yourself and see how it does not fit.

Cop: Ok, well, it's still illegal to not be able to view your tag, I mean, how do I know it is not stolen or something

Me: Well here, let me get my tag for you, you can run it and see that everything is clean and up to spec. Here, let me get it for you

Cop: No, I already ran it and see that everything is ok

Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?

Let us review the facts here:

Pulled for not being able to see tag+
However, already ran tag=
Lying much?

I guess she realized her blunder, and decided not to give me a ticket for it. However, she did give me a nice ticket for not having my registration with me as I had recieved it in the mail stapled to a piece of paper with the tag and forgot to put it in the car.

Loved that one :eye roll:

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ih8bmps

i thoroughly deserved this ticket and do not condone what i did but its still a decent story. so i was hauling ass down vegas blvd (the desert part no traffic no intersections. i had my zx10 and i wanted to see it hit the rev limiter so i go balls to the wall and litterally as soon as i hit it i see lights... way in the distance. to avoid a worse ticket or get my ass beaten before im arrested i pull over. he runs up gun pointed makes me toss the key to the bike to the side then pats me down and asked if i had any idea how fast i was going...i replied no sir my speedometer only goes to 170. he looked at me and said you should call that thing assisted suicide. needless to say i got a massive (deserved it) ticket and have the highest speeding ticket in las vegas 186 in a 45