Likethunda

Cop: "I look for a air-fuel gauges, which is a sign of a street racer"


If you know any others... Post them UP for Lulz.

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Edwin562

cop pulled me over for modified exhaust, i asked wats the law against it, for this he quotes" because the muffler is too big and its a distraction"

my exhaust is a xo2 racing 3" tip painted black.....

Likethunda

One of the GUys from the Eclipse Forums


Cop: I know you were just street racing
Me: We weren't street racing
Cop: I know your one of those street racers, I see that nitrous bottle you have there(referring to the mini fire extinguisher on the a-pillar)
Me: That not a nitrous bottle, see it says "Fire extinguisher" right there..
Cop:........I guess I'll just let you off with a warning then

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holemilk00

African American Cop: You didn't use your turn signal to change lanes back there
Me: Umm yes I did, and you were sitting on the wrong side of the road to even be able to tell if I did or not.
African American Cop: I'll be right back
Me: Ok
African American Cop: I wrote you a warning ticket, but you need to watch yourself, the fast and the furious doesn't come out till next weekend.
Me: Neither does the new Tyler Perry movie.

If he can stereotype then so can I.

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BustedS13

ZINNNGGGGGG LOL GOOD oNE ACE

let's go watch all in the family and misinterpret it

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Bubbles

Tyler Perry is black?

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theronin

i got a ticket from a cop that was walking out of a restaurant 100 yards away from the street and told the judge that he heard me speeding. was the most fucking ludicris thing i have ever heard. apparently not to the judge, because he let the ticket stick. talk about fucking justice.

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HyperTek

Cop :"What is this?" *squeezes*
Young black male : "Its my penis"
Cop :"Sorry about that"

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keistyle

QFT!

Hilarious vid.

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Banana_Cute

"I'll stomp your ass"

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Likethunda

LmFaoo..... ...

Cop Once told me

"dont mean to DOGG you , but how do you ProNounce Your NAme?" SmH

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supportTHEezln

This leads me to believe your name is hilarious. Please post in its entirety.

Likethunda

My Name is in Fact NOT HILARIOUS..(In My OpInion)....

Its

JOAO

How hard is it to ProNounce that?? (nobody gets it right, how Gay)

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pacotaco345

cop: do you know how fast you were going? the speed limit is 45
me: the flow of traffic, my speedometer doesn't work sir
cop: you know, you could get in a lot of trouble for that... I'll let you off with a warning tho, make sure you take that action figure hanging from you're car off too, its a road hazard.

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mrflip69

This one always gets me:



"License and registration"
*womp womp* LOL

Straight for the jugular!

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matts13vert

what?.... ^

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Teddy

Cop: Why is there a hello kitty doll hanging from your bumper?
Me: It's a Japanese thing.
Cop: Looks threatening to me. Like a sick racist symbol.
Me: Uhhh.

I guess he thought it signified lynching Japanese people? WTF.

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stevenwhite1989

Cop: License and registration... Chicken Fucker!

Ha, couldn't resist it! Might have to watch it tonight, its been a while

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VROOOM

I got pulled over a while ago and the cop came up to my window.


Cop: you were speeding back there. how much do you pay for insurance young man?
me: about 100 bucks a month
Cop: well do you want to pay 200 a month?
me: no
Cop: stop driving like that.

the cop then walked to his car and drove away.

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alexanderig

Officer: do you know what im pulling you over for?
Me: no sir
Officer you didn't make a complete stop I'm giving you a ticket for Tap and go, and you or car is too low I need you to step Out of the vehicle and witness this
( i step out he pulls out a tape measure and begins to measure my front bumper and has dumb look on his face)
Officer: on second thought I'm only going to give you a ticket for the tap and go consider yourself lucky

simmode1

I can say it. You Brazilian or something? Joao is Portugese for John, right? I hear that name alot in Capoeira circles...

Pure_JDM

Cop: "Got any guns, knives, weapons, explosives, alligators in your vehicle?"
Me: "Just alligators..." with a grin.
Cop: "Have a good night, slow it down."

Edwin562

funny stories guys.. keep them coming..
i have a feeling we have a "PIG" murkin around zilvia..

CamryOnBronze

While being pulled over in my beater for the exhaust being too loud:

Cop: "Sir, you know it is a felony to..."
Me: *Shocked face*
Cop: "...go out dressed in public like that. (lols to himself) Get that exhaust fixed."

I was wearing pijama pants. My wife (then GF) and I went out to get McDonald's sundaes through the drive thru. I just about lost it when he said felony, haha.

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vas570sx

so we get caught for street drifting a while back and they have us all standing around my buddies car. Now my buddy's car has a fur wrapped dash, sparkle painted interior and bits of pink here and there...

cop walks up.
cop: the pubic hair dash come stock?
buddy: no, i wrapped it
cop: why?
buddy: *shrugs shoulders*
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cop 2 walks up.

cop 2: is this your girlfriends car?
buddy: nope, its mine
cop 2: whats with the pink everywhere?

cop 3 walks up.

cop 3: i can understand the pink, but whats up with all the sparkles?? thats just gay..

at this point, the cops and all of us a laughing hysterically.

cops talking amongst themselves..

cop 1: i guess these guys were street racing around here
cop 2: nah, they were drifting
cop 3: oh, like that movie "tokyo drift"?

i step up.

me: yeah, that movie is real fake.. not like the real thing
cop 3: *sarcastically* oh man, you're telling me that movies aren't real?!
me: yeah, except for that show CSI... i hear thats pretty accurate.

cops and us are all laughing again, then they just told us all to beat it and not come back.

Likethunda

LoL ^^^


Yes, im Brazilian.. But people cant seem to Pronounce Joao,, soo they just call me ..

Jay, Joel,, or..joe. Never John, even though thats what it translates to in English.. LoL

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angeldunk707

This happened about 2 years ago when i had my s13 coupe w/sr
cop pulls me over for headlight out after he hands me the ticket he begins to ask questions about my car and the conversation goes as follows:

cop: shines his flashlight on my silvia front (it was black and car was champaigne)

me: is there a problem?

cop: is there anything i need to know under the hood of your car?

me: no its all stock with a new front end because it was in an accident

cop: ok just making sure youre not running a B18 or something like that.

me: no officer. i wouldnt part-take in illegal motors

cop: thats good to know...have a good night

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Quail

A traffic cop pulled me over for having my foglights on. I showed him that my car doesn't actually have foglights. This pissed him off.

He proceeded to insult me for being a student, and then lied to me about the size of his traffic car's engine. In the end he gave me a ticket for an incorrectly mounted license plate. He said he would have given me a ticket for the exhaust anyway.

This is the only negative experience I've had. Normally the police in the UK are cool, they don't mind modified cars at all. I've been pulled a few times and this was the only time I got a ticket.

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DS562

ey, dont use the word pig.

not really a funny story but i saved some kid a good amount of trouble.

i was on a ride along with my cousin, who is an officer, when we pulled over a red S13 for speeding. my cousin told the kid to pop the hood and asked me go check if there was anything illegal in there while he was talking to the driver. it was an RB25. i said "nope, bone stock except for that intake filter."

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sidewaysil80

i think you mean "lurkin" and why don't read a few of the stories posted...not all cops are "pigs"