Jesse Sellers

140 over? damn. how much was it?

muffler

surpised he dident arrest u..

CBAL

I got away with doing 120 on the freeway with loud ass n1. it was rainy day and i basically drove like an ass. no wallet, no license, and last year's insurance although i had current insurance, juss forgot to bring it. called home and got my license number so cop can run it. i pretty much thought shits gonna get impounded w/ massive ticket.

cop: u know how fast u were going?
me: uh 80?(LOL) sorry sir.
cop: whats that shiny thing in cupholder?
me: car air frashener(carall).
cop:lc and insurance.
me: oh forgot to bring my wallet. then i gave him my name and lc number.

after 10mins cop goes "slow down and drive safe."

[email protected]

a cop pulls me over for a modified exhaust around 3am. asks for license and registration. comes back out of his car with his pistol drawn. talks on the radio than holsters it.
cop: there's a fugitive wanted with your exact same first and last name but the description was different. since i didn't get him tonight, i'm writing you a ticket for that exhaust!
me: are you serious?
cop: think about it this way. your neighbors will appreciate you not waking them up at 3am.

ih8bmps

3200 for speeding

1200 for illegal mods (nitrous,exhaust,flushmount blinkers undertail kit.)

3 days in the slammer

and a good talking to from my commander

CBAL

ouch

msglength

Likethunda

Bump this Up

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fyneyoungstunna

" I dont care how slow the other guy was going, Flashing someone is aggressive driving no matter what"
On me ,after flashing a driver going 70 in the left lane of a 75. We have the left lane Law here. Gave me a warning after I cited this law.

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EnemyS15

Cop pulls me over as I am at a STOP LIGHT because one of my tag lights was flickering.

Cop: I pulled you over because your tag light was malfunctioning.
me: am I getting a ticket or can i just drive to a auto store and buy a replacement one real quick.
Cop: you sure do got a lot of gadgets in here (looking into my car)
me: they are just gauges sir
Cop: you know I can cite you for every single one of them?
me: even the one that tells me how hot my coolant is?
Cop: Yes sir, every single one of them
me: does that mean any car that comes with a gauge, factory, will get cited?
Cop: well no, because those cars need them.
me: well then can you tell me why nissan and every other car manuf. produced cars with gauges and how even in my nissan there is a tinnnnnny gauge that shows me how much gas i have and how hot my car is.. would those count as 2 separate violations?
Cop: I dont like how you are talking to me and smart asses get whats coming to them.
me: ok sir, please cite me for my bulb and the guages, do you mind if i call my lawyer too so we can laugh at the ticket you want to write for them?
Cop: Please remain in your car and i'll be right back.

After 15 mins of waiting

Cop: I just cited you for the bulbs, you are lucky I have to go on a more important call or you would have 5 other tickets along with this one. Have a good day.

Me: whatever dood.

z32boy

Moar RHD traffic stop stories!!

z32boy

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come