socal.s13

Did the entire story really have to be quoted?

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Siphter

taking a left out of my apartment complex on to Sierra Hwy, I inch forward slowly as 7 cops were busting some coke head and I couldn't see anything (oncoming traffic) apparently the female officer thought I was eye f*cking her and radios ahead to a cop at the 711, as I jump on to Ave I from Sierra I see the cop flying down I and flip around *bewp bewp*

Cop: License and registration
Me: here you go sir
Cop: you know your front license plate is gone right?
Me: yeah, a construction worker slammed me and it caused a crack in the front end so my plate wont go back on
Cop: alright one second
(literally 20 seconds later)
Cop: Ok here is your stuff back, don't trip about the plate and I gotta say... you are aging very well! (24, look 16 when I get good sleep)
Me: ... thank you
cop jumps back in his car flips around again and heads off to the crack head

back in Seattle (2000?) I experimented with a bit of SNIP and a cop noticed a friends cousin jump out of her trunk and run for the mall in Bellevue...

Cop1: Who the F was that
Everyone: Beats me
Cop2: you're lying we know you know him you little shits

eventually after much yelling and my friend trying to explain that it was her cousin a female cop rolls in gets handed the info by the other two cops and asks if anyone wants to tell her whats going on, I do a little hop dance jiggle deal and jump in front of her

Me: I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! (O).(O) <--dinner plate eyes
FemCop: Go ahead
Me: thatshercousinandhejustwantedaridebutwedidn'thavee noughroominthecarsoooowesaidFit *breath* andthrewhisassinthetrunkhedoesntlikecopssoheranwhe nhesawyourguyscoming *breath* aaaaand can I trade you handcuffs?
I then take some handcuffs off of my belt buckle and jingle them in her face

FemCop: (laughing) thank you but no, mine are for keeping you locked up and uncomfortable, yours are for bondage, but I wouldn't cry if we were issued fuzzy ones *wink*

my friend ended up with a warning and I vowed to stop taking SNIP because that could have gone very bad if she wasn't pretty cool.

DRIFTER-M

No, actually I did not.

I needed new tires anyhow, so I got them and paid the small fee. The speeding ticket I was ready to fight like crazy, but I was able to take a class and the court ended up taking it away, so I didn't need to in the end. We had talked to them about the situation, and I don't know if they looked into it and realized there was no radar or proof or what, but whatever they did - it went away.

Just a really lame cop experience. Cops around here hate teenagers though, no matter what. Not the normal teenager hate either, because where I live has a very high volume of teenagers and high schools, it is extreme. Cops camp out on the streets exiting the high schools so they can bust teenagers as much as possible. They did that even when I was in high school here, and that was a few years ago.

Another fun story about the cops around here:

Few years back, me and some other teenagers were in a small group. We use to just chill and play basketball/football/baseball, etc. Unlike many teenagers, we really did stay out of trouble. So we were at this pool that had a water slide, and a few of us are hanging out around it, waiting to go up it.

This little kid starts talking random stuff at one of the kids in the group, who just kind of ignores him. The kid apparently gets mad, and goes and tells his mom that the kid in our group is talking to him. The mom comes over, full out yelling and cussing the dude in our group out. Calling him a wierdo, an a-hole, interesting word beginning with mother, so on, so forth. The dude in our group is just trying to calm here down, trying to keep his chill. Then, after she is all in his face for 2-3 minutes cussing him out, he starst back at her.

Well of course, the security guard is called, and who gets in trouble? The teenage dude in our group. So, the security guard decides to ban him for life from the pool. He calls the police to come give him a warrant to stay out of the pool that the dude had to sign. Whatever, here we are expecting one cop to come, make him sign the paper, and it is over. So here comes the one cop car, two police get out and come and make my friend sit down and not move. Then, another cop car with 2 more cops showsup. Maybe 1 minute later, here comes a k-9 unit SUV with 2 more cop cars trailing behind him.

Overdone much?

At the end of it all, 8 cop cars come simply to give him a warrant to never go back.

Real fun stuff, for sure!

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sil80owner

1# situation- cop: aye nice supra
ME: (look around for supra) where
cop: isnt that your red supra?
me: eh its a nissan
cop: oh yeah *walks away

2# situation- Cop: you realize you were going over the speed limit right?
me: yes sir, im late for my final at school, it's no good excuse but it is it what it is
cop: skool? what are you studying to be a street racer? (LOL)
me: no, probation
cop: oh what are those guages for? you sure you dont street race this car? (im driving my z32)
me: its the AC control panels (it really was lol) *gave me my ticket and i was on my way

daryl337

I like you. Lets be frands.

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PANGES

Cop: Your car is too loud.
Me: I'm sorry. I'll get it fixed.
Cop: *points to my Tom Tom* What's that power controller right there?
Me: It's a GPS navigation, sir.
Cop: Oh... I thought cars like these usually have power controllers. (Evos)
Me: I'm not sure, mine doesn't, I just get lost alot.
Cop: Oh. haha! Ok. Well, you seem like a nice guy, but your car is still too loud, here's a ticket for your exhaust and not having a front plate.

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DSMelitistPrick

Ohio State Highway Patrolman: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: No, sir.

OSHP: You don't have a front plate on this car.

Me: That's because my car has a 30-day tag on it.

OSHP: *blank stare* Uhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhh....you're free to go.

cgtdream

Well i hope this dosnet count as illegal, but since it happened out of country it shouldnt..right

Anywho here is my story...took place on oki after i had ran a red light going like 90kph ( speed limit was 50kph) and i see the Jp lights come on behind me.

Anywho...

Cop: (in broken english) excuse me sir, but you ran red light
Me: (in equally broken accent)Uhhhh, i dont understand...Im from america. I visit here! Tourist!!

The cop then ask me for my ID in which i produce my stateside ID card and passport...he walks away, says some words to his buddy and comes back to me and hands me my stuff back..

Cop: ( looking at me weirdly) Uhh, slow down please...very dangerous..
Me: ahh okay, i love japan!!#1

Then they drove off...and i shit you not that is really how it went down. This was on oki back in 04..these days i dont think it would go down like this again...

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KOME

bahahahahaha

jamg

you guys should pull out the profiling card when they ask you about the accessories on the car.

say something stupid like "just because i have this doesn't mean i street race" or "just because i happen to drive an import with this doesn't mean i'm a racer. I hope you know there are tons of guys who drive corvette's and race too."

miravete

i usually drive my rhd s14 into mexico on the weekends [very small border] only two crossing lanes...

soo one day im crossing back into the states

customs agent: s14 silvia? nice. i raced a couple when i was stationed in japan.
me: yeah. its a nice car. i like it. what did you drive?
customs agent: i drove a skyline.
me: nice.
customs agent: you should get a skyline instead.
me: yeah, im on my way to the dealer to trade it in...
customs agent: *smirks and tells me to move on...

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180sExy

Me an my buddy were coming back for hanging out with a few girls that we met earlier that day.
Cop walks up to the car "What are you guys doing out so late." it was around 3am my buddy leans forward an says "We're coming back from a date officer." Cops face looks Cop: "Well I hope you guys had a wonderful night.......Goodnight." I just hang my head in embarrassment,but HAAAAAAAAY got me outta ticket. :ghey:

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nativG20

not really a Quote but i was doing 90 mph down the 60 west at Pyrite and a Bike cop caught up to me when i dropped down to 65 mph.... he pulled up next to me, put his hand on his hip, stared at me and shook his head in disappointment. then sped off and pulled over a versa in the carpool lane that was rolling solo hahaha

it looked like this but in cop form

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ChaserAero

Old but relevant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Usyr...layer_embedded

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Likethunda

Sunday Night at a Jack IN the BOx Drive through

Friend and i were trying to order food without a Car @ the Drive Through
(MIDNIGHT)

Cop Drives by, see's us and Cops a QUICK right Into Jack and SHouts

"PUT your Hands on the HOOD" HANDS ON THE HOOD"

Cop, WTF are you guys doing? are you drunk?
Me:WTF on a Sunday?
Cop-(grabs pepper spray) YOu wana test me? you really wanna Test me?
me: nah man, were not drunk were just trying to get some Taco's im hungry as FUUUUUU
COP:Spread your Shit! (searches my pockets) finds nothing Puts me in the back of the car
_Searches Friend, finds nothing put him in the back of the car
Cop looks up our Record.. FInds nothing

COp"You guys wana go to JAIL or you wana go HOME?
Me"uhhhhhhhh we want some Taco's!!
COp: LOOK i dont want jack in the BOX CALLING ME BECAUSE Some DRUNK DOUSCH BAGS Are acting stupid going to a drive through without a Car!!
Me: Alright, We will go home =(

Cop:Alright, GTF outa Here!!

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blueshark123

I would have askedhim if he can drive you through the drive through. lmao that would have been epic if he did it.

Likethunda

I DID! i was like, can you drive us through? he was like shut up..

he thought we were drunk or HIgh..... smfh.... just trying to get some tacos Lol

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DS562

jbox tacos are bomb as fuhhhhh

One_love_silvia

im sorry but this sounds SOoooOO made up. and if its not, the cops in ur area are serious tools

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Ramonesfreak2010

While in Japan, I was driving on the highway with a friend. I see a cop car with his speed radar gun thingy pointed at me. I was going about 197 km/h. I freaked out, but my friend told me, "Police cars here are only factory tuned.If you can do better than 180K they can't catch you, so they don't even try".

Likethunda

Not made up.... True Story....



If you want made up


Look at he guy above me ^^^^^ WTF tokyo Drift shit hahaha

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SinGarage

How is that made up? My friend was telling me the same thing while he was doing close to 300 km/h on C1 on 900rwhp Porsche. My friend could be full sh1t but I didn't care since we were doing close to 300 km/h

Likethunda

^ do us a favor.. watch TOkyo Drift... he quoted the Scene when they are in a FD chasing down a R34 COP is pointing a radar gun.... Clocks him at 198KM/h Hawn tells the Redneck

"Police cars here are only factory tuned.If you can do better than 180K they can't catch you, so they don't even try".

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SinGarage

Sorry, I didn't watch Tokyo drift to remember every line they say. I'm just telling you what is told by my Japanese friend who actually does this stuff in real life and not quoted from fanboy movies.

daryl337

Nu uh it was a cop quote!!

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fyneyoungstunna

Guess i can tell you guys the West Virginia story.

SMALL town in WV, no stop lights, signs, and most of the roads were still unpaved.
biggest store in our town was the family dollar.
No open container laws (wooot!!)
we hung out in the exxon parking lot drinking most of the afternoons.
Now keep in mind I was the first black person there after like 40 something years.
First black person to graduate my highschool, so EVERYBODY knew who i was.

me and a friend of mine were walking the town. His family is well known......

Cop to me: Whats you name kid (kid im 6'6 and close to 300lbs)
Me: told him my name
Cop to me: You new around here, Ive never seen you around
Me: been here for quite some time MR.
Cop to my friend: and who are you?
friend: told cop his name
Cop: (worried look on his face) your not related to the rest of the (friends last name) CLan are you?
friend: hahahah yup!!
Cop back to me: SO what do you guys do for fun around here
ME: rock climb
cop: use rope? (hahahahahah)


my friends brothers were famous for being stumbling drunk and still out running the cops on pitch black country roads in an old pontiac sunbirds.....haha and waiting for the cops at their houses. Oh....and for taking the pepper spray from the cops and using it on them...hahahaha.

blueshark123

I went to a high school graduation a few yrs back. There was barely any parking left so we ended up parking in a small lot that only one car can go in and out. So on our way home we couldn't get out of the lot because some douche decided to park right at the exit which blocked in all the cars after waiting 10 mins the guy finally came and moved his pos car. Of course I told him, hes a fucking dumbass.

While i was driving out of the school exit I see the same car flip on his lights and try pulling me over. That guy was a cop lol. He comes running up to the car and starts cursing me out. I told him to go fuck himself i did not do shit wrong like your stupid ass. He then asks me whose the dumbass now, i reply to him your the dumb ass still blocking in everyone wtf. He then tries to unclip my seat belt cause the car i was in had automatic seatbelts like a s13 that unclip from up top. He was like yea im gonna give you a ticket for that also. I told him i dare u to try it.

I show him my PBA card that shows my uncle is a captain. He quickly goes back in to his car and leaves without saying anything else to me. Another sheriff that was working directing the traffic at the exit that saw everything comes up to me and just tells me to leave and dont worry about it.

BURSTspeed

^^ha cool, every1s uncle seems to be a captain on the force ha, mine is on the bomb squad!

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1llest13

This is a funny one

My brothers friend got pulled over in his Mazda FC3S

Cop:you know why i pulled you over?
him: no sir
cop: you were speeding. are you a street racer? what you have under the hood? a B16 or B18?
him: Its a rotary sir....

cop then just gave him a speeding ticket lol