victorw210

black cop looks at my license "125 pounds boy you need to eat some chicken or something"

ChaserAero

These are awesome, just fyi. Please continue with lulz.

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Likethunda

LoL, Very awesome stories.! ^^^
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Friend with G35

"right outside work, i stepped on the gas a bit, made a right and headed into the tunnel under LAX. i noticed a cop behind me but i was coasting slowly and trying not to stomp on the gas under the tunnel. as soon as we get out he pulls me over.

walks up and asks if i've modified my exhaust. for a sec i just look back and he says, 'don't worry, it's not a trick question. you have an aftermarket exhaust, right?'

'yeah.'

'have you done anything under the hood?'

'no...yeah, just an intake.'

'so, have you seen any gains?'

totally caught me off guard. i told him 'not really, it's just for looks and sound.' haha he says, 'yeah, pulled you over for the exhaust. well, have a good day?

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daryl337

Years ago up in Wa state, 2 weeks after being let go for powersliding (I won't call it drifting with what was an open diff at the time)... I get pulled over for speeding by the local state trooper Steve.


Steve (with a shit eating grin on his face): Mr. Dodge, didn't I tell you if I caught you again, I'd nail you to the wall?

Me: Are you sure that wasn't my brother? (I am a twin)

Steve: ... *blank stare*

Me: ._. "... yes you did"


Steve: Alright Daryl, with or without lube?

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no slide

I got pulled over for speeding. Was doing about 80 on the fwy which is normal here in so cal.

Cop: you know why I pulled you over?
Me: no
Cop: you were speeding
Me: I was going with the flow of traffic
Cop: have you ever been fishing?
Me: yes
Cop: have you ever caught ALL the fish??
Me: ffuuuuuu!!!.
And I got a ticket

BILLFISHER21

^ these are great haha.

240sx123$

Me: Thats a beautiful car you have there sir. Is it a v8 or a 6?

Cop: Uhh..ermm.. well Im not really sure, but I know its a HEMI.

iamtheyi

LOL I was lmao hahahaha. That was great. If a cop ever says that to me I'm going to stay quiet.

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Some of you dumbasses need to watch and comprehend this video:

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zspeedrft

so im driving home late one night in my rhd coupe and i run into a checkpoint..as i come up to the officer...
cop: forget about ur license and regristration..is this car registered??got any weapons?
me: of course it is officer,and yes i have a weapon but i would never do anything illegal, i know my laws.
cop: sure u do, do u have a permit for that weapon? pull over to the inspection side.
me: ok
at this point a few officers come over and tell me to step out of the car
another officers begins to search me asking me if i had been drinking. theyre all over my car, and had a tow truck start backing up. at no point was i asked for my regristration or any form of paperwork.they take my piece away...they were calling me a cholo(im bald,wearing dickies and chucks)..being complete dicks... then this happened..
cop2: (as hes searching me opens my wallet and sees my badge) who do u work for??
me: la county probation sir
cop2: wat do u do there?
me: im a probation officer
cop2: oh shit sorry about the mixup officer...(then yells out to the other cops) hey hes an off duty officer let him go! give him back his piece!(gun)
all the officers scatter and throw me my keys..walked me back to my car asked me who i thought was gonna win the superbowl..appologized some more and went on my way..this happens alot to me..they completely change when they find out im in law enforcement..haha

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godzillarb

That guy was my evidence professor when I was in law school. Awesome dude.

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trsilvias13

When I got pulled over in my rx7 for speeding:

Cop - I need you to pop your hood.
me - Sure, *open hood
Cop - Nice, but I will need to call in the specialist.
*wait for 10 minutes, specialist arrives,
specialist - scratches head?
Cop - Here is your modified exhaust ticket.

BustedS13

was the cop looking for drugs or something? why did you have to pop your hood?

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DS562

if i ever get pulled over, at the risk of getting a bigger ticket (if any) i'm going to stay quiet and speak in crude, improvised sign language and see what happens. i'll post the results if i work up the balls to do it.

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gearhead55

TRUTH.

Avoid police as much as you possibly can, when you can't, don't talk.

frftw

"we do not do interrogations thats a bad mean nazi kinda word we do interveiws"
i wanted to kick that cop in the face a couple of times
that lawyer too, he seemed like a hell of a shark, remided me of the lawyer from breaking bad haha

Touge Whore

Man, this thread is awesome...made my morning at work...haha

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sidewaysil80

i THINK it's cause cali is super strict about engine swaps/mods so they check "suspected" modified vehicles.

holemilk00

Cop: Your eyes look a little glassy have you been drinking?
Guy: No sir, but your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

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trsilvias13

My rx7 is loud. 3in DP, 3in mid to a 4 in axle back to a 4in/out canister that is only 6in long. If the turbo spools and I left off, guarantee shotgun noise + flames that is about 1 feet long plus 5mpg. I guess the cop heard the it and was looking for a modified motor. I had twin hks intake, dual arc bov, and a bunch of shiny stuff under the hood. I was going 45-50 in a 35. Was a fun car though (sold it).

Likethunda

Sounds nice ^^^.... Watch out for those COps that are ROTOR Heads...

ive heard some Bad Stories about them pulling over 240sx guys and Showing off their ROTOR Tattoo's.....

Sounds Strange, I Know..... But Cops can be Dousch bags just because they dont like the way you look or the car you drive.....

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BustedS13

is that illegal where you live? what country are you from? just another reason i'm a proud American

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S-Nation S13

cop:im giving you a ticket because i dont know what the hell im looking at,
me:i swear sir....its all stock, which it was. first time i ever told the truth to a po.

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badoon

My friend and I were just cruising in my s13 hatch,I have an sr2o in it but it looks completly stock,i even have the stock exhaust,so i wouldnt think it would attract any attention,sunday afternoon,sitting at a red light. The light turns green and i go,slow at that,before im out of 2nd gear,i get pulled over

Cop: License and registration,insurance
me: here ya go sir
Cop:be right back
10 min later
Cop: (hand on holstered gun) Do you have any drugs in the car sir?
Me: no sir
Cop: What about your buddy,got any drugs...? Marijuana?
My friend: No
Cop: Any weapons? Guns,knives?
Me:no sir
Cop: Do you mind if I search your car?
Me: I suppose..but why did you pull me over?
Cop: Your 3rd brake light is out
Me: really,I just checked it too,huh?
Search goes on and finds nothing,of course
Cop: Ok,im let you off with a warning,get your light fixed
Me: ok sir,thank you
Cop then pulls away in reverse, into traffic and flips around and goes the opposite direction ????
I ask my friend to get out and check my 3rd brake light because I know its working,he gets out,and sure enough,ITS WORKING!
The cop left the way he did so I couldnt get the car # and report him for harrasing me

Im driving alone on a sat afternoon,get pulled over once again for nothing>

Cop: License registration?
Me:Here you go sir
Can i ask why you pulled me over?
Cop: be right back
what seemed to be 10 min or so,he comes back
Once again hand on holstered gun
Cop: do you have any guns or drugs in the vehicle
Me: No sir
Cop: Do you mind if I search the vehicle?
Me: Yes.I do mind,I didnt break any traffic laws and theres nothing in my car to give you cause to search...
Cop: Well,your tags expired last month
Me: Oh really,huh? are you going to write me a ticket then?
(at this point I know whats up,MY TAGS DONT EXPIRE FOR ANOTHER YEAR!)
But im afraid of what will happen if I call him out on his LIE!
So i say nothing...
Cop: Ok im gonna let you off with a warning
Me: ok,thank you sir
Cop: Drive safe
Me: (once hes gone) %^&@%#@&*$**$&@*(^#

I have a few stories like this....

Likethunda

wait WTF ^^^ thats NUTS>> i got pulled over just like you... almost the Exact Same way.. but i had an HKS HI POWEr (huge exhaust) that was there 1 and only excuse why they pull me over...

they never ask you to Pop your Hood?.. im trying to go with that set up... SR20det, with stock exhaust so they wont ask to POP my Hood....

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All that [email protected][email protected]%!#%!^[email protected]%! from me wouldn't have been once hes gone, It woulda been to him. I always give cops shit and most of the time win when I'm all legit.

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rb25_s13*CHUKI

Where I use to live 98% of the cops are ASSHOLES! But there was always one cop who loved cars and didn't care about ANYTHING that was done to them! but cared about any other law, like no front plate,lights not working all that stuff.

Pulls me over one day cause of no front plate and one headlight out.

Cop:Hey buddy your headlight is out and no front plate whats up with that? You know I gotta give u a ticket cause my rookie spotted it.

Me:Yea I know, I was going home to fix my light right now but I don't even have the front plate the car didn't come with it.

Cop:Alright sit tight, no need to show any paper work I know your legit.

Me: Well my license might be suspended but I'm not sure when the active date for the suspension Is yet. I didn't want to loose his trust so I told him the truth.

Cop:walks back with a ticket for headlight out and a warning for my license. He calls his rookie out of the car and says hey I wanna show you a real Import car,Not those hondas we always stop!

Cops: do you mind popping your hood and showing my partner what a real engine looks like? and turn the wheel so he can see some real suspension

Me:Sure! no problem.

So I pop the hood and crank my wheel,

Cop: says to his rookie, This is a sr20 engine that he swapped In here and Its one hell of a engine! He put a front mount Intercooler and aftermarket down pipe and exhaust to help that little turbo under there be more efficent.

Then explains the suspension and all that. Closes the hood and says keep up the work but might wanna find a way to keep It quiet and get all the visuals taken care of cause other police might not like this very much.

Gets In his car and drive away

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VAs13

it was around 1 or 2am and i was headed home. pulled up to a redlight then a cop pulls up next to me but a few feet ahead of me. I see the reverse lights come on and...

Cop: Where did your driver go?
(i just picked my hands off the steering wheel)
Cop: Oh shit your on the wrong side, thats awesome. Have a goodnight!

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badoon

they ve never asked me to pop the hood,I typically get messed with because I look young and they wanna see what Im up 2. Im 30 but look 19 HA HA. Plus I live in an area with alot of wealthy high school kids,so I think I just get taken for 1 of them untill they see my ID. Having what some would call a kids car doesnt help....lol