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Dark · 11-24-2002, 01:19 PM

A freind of mine sent me an e-mail and this is what I got

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i know the Mo in this encounter. he's a very funny guy.
be patient. it gets funnier about a page down. u'll laugh your ass off.

S

>
> A lot of horny people around the internet:
>
>
> Mo: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
>
> Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels.
> I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are
> 36-24-36. What do you look like?
>
> Mo: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair
> of blue sweat pants I just bought from WalMart. I'm also wearing a
> T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner ...it
> smells funny.
>
> Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
>
> Mo: OK
>
> Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the
> stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into
> your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins
> to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
>
> Mo: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
>
> Mo: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
>
> Mo: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides
> off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
>
> Mo: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in
> your blouse. I'm sorry.
>
> Mo: I'll pay for it.
>
> Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft
> breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
>
> Mo: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you
> have any scissors?
>
> Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back
> undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
> breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
>
> Mo: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the
> clasp.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
> tongue all over me.
>
> Mo: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts.
> They're neat!
>
> Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
> your ear.
>
> Mo: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
>
> Sweetheart: What?
>
> Mo: I'm so sorry. Really.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my
> blouse.
>
> Mo: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
>
> Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard
> tool.
>
> Mo: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
>
> Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
>
> Mo: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and
> out nibbling on you... umm... wait a minute.
>
> Sweetheart: What's the matter?
>
> Mo: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
>
> Sweetheart: Are you OK?
>
> Mo: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
>
> Sweetheart: Can I help?
>
> Mo: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the
> cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
>
> Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
>
> Mo: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
>
> Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
>
> Mo: I'm washing the cup now.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.
>
> Mo: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now
> I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the
> bedroom?
>
> Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
>
> Mo: I found it.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so
> badly.
>
> Mo: Me too.
>
> Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked
> bodies pressing each other.
>
> Mo: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
>
> Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
>
> Mo: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on
> the night table.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
>
> Mo: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and
> toward the bathroom.
>
> Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
>
> Mo: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the
> toilet. I lift the lid.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
>
> ....
>
> Mo: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't
> find it. Uh-oh!
>
> Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
>
> Mo: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry basket. Sorry again.
> I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
>
> Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
>
> Mo: OK, now I'm going to put my... you know... thing... in your... you
> know... woman's thing.
>
> Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
>
> Mo: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck.
> Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it
> another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
>
> Mo: I'm flaccid.
>
> Sweetheart: What?
>
> Mo: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on
> my face.
>
> Mo: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm
> going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
>
> Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
> underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
>
> Mo: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm
> feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture
> frames and your candles.
>
> Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
>
> Mo: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our
> candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it,
> a shocked look on my face.
>
> Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
>
> Mo: Now the carpet is on fire! You're burning.
>
> Sweetheart: (logged off)</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

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-E- · 11-24-2002, 01:32 PM

Nerfdude · 11-24-2002, 01:56 PM

rofl! beautiful.

*Jeff240sx* · 11-24-2002, 02:58 PM

Wow!  That was funny shit!  I was thinking I was gonna have to censor it, too <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> .  LOL!
-Jeff

whateverjames · 11-24-2002, 03:46 PM

LOL. then she has the nerve to call him a loser.

SilviaDriver · 11-24-2002, 05:52 PM

hahaha <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> funny shit, he went limp!

Kareem · 11-24-2002, 06:07 PM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> That's hilarious. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

xS1LV1Ax · 11-24-2002, 06:55 PM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> good stuff <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

SimpleS14 · 11-24-2002, 08:09 PM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

That's really funny  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

ZBoy · 11-25-2002, 01:34 AM

DAMNIT who recorded me talking on the phone that one night.......

SR20Fastback · 11-25-2002, 01:38 AM

My god, that was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>

sanmiam · 11-25-2002, 05:01 AM

I remember reading that in high school, it is as funny now as it was then

jyt747 · 11-25-2002, 05:42 PM

that's the funniest thing i've ever read... it was tough not to bust out laughing in my office  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

Chew Slice · 11-26-2002, 12:41 AM

hahaha, yeah dude, that guys hilarious!!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'>

X-Iceman · 11-26-2002, 01:34 PM

LOL OMG!!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>  bahahaha, that is soooo goin to be one of my friends. ROFL

gabossie · 11-27-2002, 03:12 AM

HAHA, My roomate thinks I'm high cause I'm laughing so loud. HAHA.

madwilly814 · 11-29-2002, 09:28 AM

dude you think thats funny...... i heard an audio file of that years ago on the Kirk Mark and Lopez CD.  they have a morning show on a radio station in baltimore, and they release a cd every once in a while and that was on one a few years back.  search for it on kazaa or winmx..... kirk mark and lopez - cyber sex

240SxTYLE · 11-29-2002, 11:47 PM

that is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet... holy  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

11-24-2002, 01:19 PM	#1
Dark Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 165 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A freind of mine sent me an e-mail and this is what I got </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i know the Mo in this encounter. he's a very funny guy. be patient. it gets funnier about a page down. u'll laugh your ass off. S > > A lot of horny people around the internet: > > > Mo: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? > > Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. > I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are > 36-24-36. What do you look like? > > Mo: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair > of blue sweat pants I just bought from WalMart. I'm also wearing a > T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner ...it > smells funny. > > Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? > > Mo: OK > > Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the > stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into > your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins > to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. > > Mo: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. > > Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. > > Mo: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. > > Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. > > Mo: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. > > Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides > off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. > > Mo: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in > your blouse. I'm sorry. > > Mo: I'll pay for it. > > Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft > breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. > > Mo: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you > have any scissors? > > Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back > undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my > breasts. My nipples are erect for you. > > Mo: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the > clasp. > > Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your > tongue all over me. > > Mo: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. > They're neat! > > Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling > your ear. > > Mo: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. > > Sweetheart: What? > > Mo: I'm so sorry. Really. > > Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my > blouse. > > Mo: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. > > Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard > tool. > > Mo: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! > > Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. > > Mo: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and > out nibbling on you... umm... wait a minute. > > Sweetheart: What's the matter? > > Mo: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. > > Sweetheart: Are you OK? > > Mo: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. > > Sweetheart: Can I help? > > Mo: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the > cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? > > Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. > > Mo: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. > > Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. > > Mo: I'm washing the cup now. > > Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you. > > Mo: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now > I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the > bedroom? > > Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. > > Mo: I found it. > > Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so > badly. > > Mo: Me too. > > Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked > bodies pressing each other. > > Mo: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. > > Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? > > Mo: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on > the night table. > > Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! > > Mo: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and > toward the bathroom. > > Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. > > Mo: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the > toilet. I lift the lid. > > Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. > > .... > > Mo: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't > find it. Uh-oh! > > Sweetheart: What's the matter now? > > Mo: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry basket. Sorry again. > I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. > > Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. > > Mo: OK, now I'm going to put my... you know... thing... in your... you > know... woman's thing. > > Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! > > Mo: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. > Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. > > Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it > another second! Slide in! Screw me now! > > Mo: I'm flaccid. > > Sweetheart: What? > > Mo: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. > > Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on > my face. > > Mo: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm > going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. > > Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my > underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. > > Mo: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm > feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture > frames and your candles. > > Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. > > Mo: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our > candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, > a shocked look on my face. > > Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! > > Mo: Now the carpet is on fire! You're burning. > > Sweetheart: (logged off)</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> __________________ 93 Fastback, 5spd with obx shortshifter Power is in the control of strength.

11-24-2002, 02:58 PM	#4
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 38 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Wow!  That was funny shit!  I was thinking I was gonna have to censor it, too <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> .  LOL! -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

11-24-2002, 03:46 PM	#5
whateverjames Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Age: 41 Posts: 2,263 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL. then she has the nerve to call him a loser. __________________ 02 Blazer X - 90 240SX w/SR oh noes

11-24-2002, 06:07 PM	#7
Kareem Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba Age: 36 Posts: 144 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> That's hilarious. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> __________________

11-24-2002, 06:55 PM	#8
xS1LV1Ax Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Some people call it a box. I call it home :) Age: 36 Posts: 641 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> good stuff <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> __________________ PJ

11-24-2002, 01:32 PM	#2
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 39 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>

11-24-2002, 01:56 PM	#3
Nerfdude BANNED Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 495 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	rofl! beautiful.

11-24-2002, 05:52 PM	#6
SilviaDriver Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 36 Posts: 5,514 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: SilviaDriver Feedback Score: 2 reviews	hahaha <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> funny shit, he went limp!

11-24-2002, 08:09 PM	#9
SimpleS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philly Age: 38 Posts: 9,185 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: SimpleS14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> That's really funny  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ *Goals are dreams with a deadline.* L.H.O.O.Q.

11-25-2002, 01:34 AM	#10
ZBoy Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 5 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	DAMNIT who recorded me talking on the phone that one night....... __________________ 1976 Datsun 280z -Stock as of yet

11-25-2002, 01:38 AM	#11
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 36 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My god, that was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

11-25-2002, 05:01 AM	#12
sanmiam Leaky Injector Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 132 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I remember reading that in high school, it is as funny now as it was then __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper" - Benjamin Franklin

11-25-2002, 05:42 PM	#13
jyt747 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 305 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that's the funniest thing i've ever read... it was tough not to bust out laughing in my office  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':laugh:'> __________________ '96 5 spd SE; K&N intake, apexi coilovers, apexi c/f fstb, clutchmaster stage 1 w/ lightened flywheel, b&m ss, 5zigen fireball, jacobs ice pak. (NOW TOTALLED, RIP)

11-26-2002, 12:41 AM	#14
Chew Slice Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 38 Posts: 215 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahaha, yeah dude, that guys hilarious!!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'>

11-26-2002, 01:34 PM	#15
X-Iceman Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New Mexico Age: 36 Posts: 403 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL OMG!!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  bahahaha, that is soooo goin to be one of my friends. ROFL __________________

11-29-2002, 09:28 AM	#17
madwilly814 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 92 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dude you think thats funny...... i heard an audio file of that years ago on the Kirk Mark and Lopez CD.  they have a morning show on a radio station in baltimore, and they release a cd every once in a while and that was on one a few years back.  search for it on kazaa or winmx..... kirk mark and lopez - cyber sex __________________ >Super Black '96 5-speed >Kenwood/Infinity Audio >16"x7" Motegi MR7's wrapped in Nitto NT450's >SE Spoiler >Tanabe Super Down Precedo's >'92 Mirage Hatchback >13" Silver Wheel Covers >Rancid Sticker on Rear Window >4G63 Engine Swap, coming in 2009

11-29-2002, 11:47 PM	#18
240SxTYLE Zilvia Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: orlando Posts: 290 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet... holy  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> __________________ Second love First Love (my girl, not the honda)

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