PANGES

Ok... so an interesting conversation came up between my friend and I today.

At my school earlier today, we had a school-wide power outtage, and it just so happened that I was taking a shit at the time of the outtage (the bathroom had no windows). I was sitting there, enjoying the glory that is the "PANGES Bomb" and out of nowhere, the power goes out and the emergency lights come on (only 2, and very dimly lit, I might add.)

So I told my friend about this and he thought it was hillarious, and he was saying how being on the toilet taking a shit is the worst place to be when the power goes out. After a little thinking, i came to the conclusion that the toilet is only the SECOND worst place, with an elevator being the worst. I then added that it would be horrible to be stuck in an elevator during a power outtage WHILE needing to take a shit.

So that brought along the question of "would you shit in the elevator?" My answer was yes. Most likely, I would empty out my backpack and shit in that, then toss the backpack in the trash and carry my binders out. Then go buy a new backpack after class.

Then along came question #2: Would you shit in the elevator if someone else were in there? To which I said I don't know, since that's a tough call, since I have a shy bladder.

Then he asked question #3: Would you share a shit with someone if you both had to shit? My answer being Yes... I would, because then we could come to some sort of mutual agreement where if I shit, he could turn around, and I would do the same in return. I also figure that if I could be the one to shit first, I wouldn't be as bothered by the smell either, since the one shitting doesn't seem to notice the smell as much, and if I went first, I wouldn't be as bothered by the smell when the other person needs to shit.

CLIFFSNOTES:
Question#1: Would you shit in an elevator if there was a power outtage and you were stuck in there?

Question #2: Would you shit in the elevator if someone else were in there?

Question #3: Would you share a shit with someone if you both had to shit (possibly in the same backpack)?

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Agamemnon

I shit in a laundry room once, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl in an elevator should be a piece of cake.

Deviance

Pubic Laundry room?

dat411kid

1. No
2. Yes only if the other person takes a shit...To even shit out.
3. Nope.


This reminded me of New Years Eve in the city....Man I had to take the biggest shit ever....





In the club all of a sudden.
I just remember cutting the whole line.....Locking the door and hearing a whole bunch of bangs on the door.....Most uncomfortable shit ever....Then after about 10 mins or so I opened the door and sprinted outta there....

Damm oatmeal shake before almost ruined my night...

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fckillerbee

this is a shitty thread.

iROYAL

What would you use to wipe your butt? Your socks?

stinky_180

Yes to all of the above. Would suck if you took a shit in the elevator and right before your done, power comes back, door opens up, tons of people in front of you. I'de actually laugh my ass off if that happened to me lol.

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sleep

Underwear bro. I take it you have never shit in a porta john only to realize afterwards that there is no TP left............

Fucking sucks dude......

(learned my lesson after the first and only time....always check for TP!)

Slammed Assassin

if you gotta go! you gotta go!!!

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Teddy

That is ALWAYS the first thing I do when taking a shit anywhere. Making sure there is an abundance of TP (you never know).

1. I don't think I would shit in the elevator unless I was sick or something and really had no choice.
2. Definitely not, even if I was sick.
3. How would you come to the conclusion that you mutually need to defecate? "Hey bro, I really need to poop." "OMG dude me too!" "Let's just poop in this elevator..."

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ronmcdon

when nature calls, you don't exactly have a choice.
now if I did have a choice, I'd prefer the comfort of my own shitter over anything.

I think a more practical scenario would be getting the runs while stuck in traffic.
those spare plastic bags for broken parking meters would come in handy.

Bubbles

Not on purpose.

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I LUV MY S13

i can hold my doo doo pretty well in public so i probably wouldnt even get the urge to.

But if worst comes to worst, yes to all 3

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randomxzero

If i got stuck in an elevator with a girl...
id shit on her chest and have her lick my bunghole clean...

smelly240

id do it... in a box, with a fox...

i would shit all over and shake hands with my wiping hand afterwards...


psych... not fun.


what would you wipe with? Underwear - yes.

Underwears really only there so you dont get poo on ur trousers when u fart hard

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davirene

This thread smells funny....

singlecamslam

The other day i was hammered like crazy and ended up taking a shit on the railroad track and wiping my ass with shop towels. They are surprisingly smooth.

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BURSTspeed

this made me lol like no tomorow.
and what a bizzarre thread, i like it, and id say yes to all depending on severity.

XeroX

Yes to all.

But man would that stink! Elevators are usually kind of hot and stuffy as it is, mind you the ventilation will be turned off because of the power outage...

Maj0r stinkarooskee

jspaeth

This thread made me crack up today ahaha

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mrflip69

I'd shit in an elevator even if I didn't have to.

You guys haven't had a bad day at work?

Have you smelled shit without water covering up the stink? It's pretty fierce.

Don't a lot of elevators have security cameras these days? LOL

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ronmcdon

That's the thing, they do have security cameras.

Our company used to work with a commercial warehouse lot in downtown Los Angeles.
They had security cameras everywhere, and a lot of dingy homeless looking guys would be customers (and live inside the warehouse lots I think).

One time, the warehouse security/clerks caught this older dude get out of the elevator.
He had the courtesy to make a poo outside the elevator, but still.
Impressingly, he was efficient and the ordeal took less than 5 secs.
Pulled down his pants, did his thing quick (recall it was diarrhea), and pulled up his pants right after.
No need for any wipes.

Security had a word with the said customer shortly after.
Told them to post on youtube, but they didn't want to get in trouble or something like that.
Sucks for whomever had to do the cleanup.

fckillerbee

I disagree, I held my shit for 5 days once when I was a kid. I couldn't shit in the bathrooms that this lake had up north, and there were too many people (holiday weekend) to just take a shit somewhere and bounce....so for a week, I did not shit, and let me tell you.....

I had the worst trouble shitting when I got home...poop was rock solid.


fyi...i'm the twice a day shit after I eat type person, so 5 days is rediculously doable.

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Souljahzs13

If I had to drop the cosby kids off at the pool that badly I will do it anywhere and I have lol. That shit sucks when it starts to ground hog on you and the thing is stuck on crowning mode.

1. Yes, even if the security camera miraculously stay on during a power outage.

2. Depends, If it's a guy/girl friend I would drop bombs over baghdad with no shame. With women strangers... I will try my hardest to fall asleep, to not go #2

3. I don't always carry a back pack i will just do it on the floor and wipe my buns with my under wear and throw it over the shat

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Bubbles

Maybe a regular dump but when it's a diarrhea you might get 5 minutes.

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omgRWDgoodness!

My best friend and I shit on each other's chests ALL the time! Two guys, one cup? Oh yeah, nothing is too kinky for us. Definitely yes to all 3. What would make it even better is that my dad is an elevator inspector/technician.

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r0me0ne

that lady with the flys all on her pants made literally lol hahaha

TurboSE

This is one of the best threads ever.

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

When I was in the Army, we'd be in the field and we'd cut the bottom out of a bucket. We'd sit the bucket upside-down and shit on the ground. It was a little more civilized than just squatting in the brush, but you had to support most of your weight. One day, one of the new soldiers came back pissed-off, without the bucket. He shit and got so relaxed he plopped down on the bucket and busted it....landing in his own pile. We asked what he cleaned up with (assuming underwear or socks) he said "I just used my hands, we're marching back tomorrow, I'll shower then."

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s13bert

dammm this thread made my day, lol yes to all 3 if i had no other choice...