Likethunda

some Dude told me a cop gave him a Modified Intake Ticket just because he painted his MAF sensor ... the car was bone stock with a Silverish painted maf... hahaha
Lmao...


sucks......

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iamtheyi

^ lol! god doesn't that suck ahahah

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mendozasport

cruising home one night a buddy in 1996 r33 and my s14 behind him , then out of no where OPD crown vic sqeezes in between us and pulls him over , he rolls in to a 7-eleven and i do also, he parks properly and the crown vic blocking him in
his windows are extremely dark
cop on car bullhorn "driver ! let me see you hands!"
buddy pulls hi hands out the window
cop "i said .....DRIVER!!!!!!!..... hands out the window!!!!!!"
Friend gives him the JAZZ HANDS
2 more crown vics pull in lights and sirens blazing blocking in the gtr
cop " last time!!!!!!!!! DRIVER YOU FUCKING HANDS OUT THE WINDOW NOW!!!!!!!"
friend opens sun roof pops his hands out and screams........ "ITS A JAPANESE CAR THE DRIVER IS ON THE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB ASS!!!!!!
I'm laughing people that where at the red box laughing, cops get in the SWAT formation and head slowly toward the car, tell him to come out...after 15 minutes of all of them circling the car one says....." so do you work for the post office? and where do you put the mail boxes?"
everyone laughed
he was taken to jail for cursing at the cop and my girlfriend got to drive the R33 to our apartment that night

wannabdr1ftr

^^that's hilarious, sucks he had to go to jail for cursing but still damn funny

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jacobs13

You can go to jail for calling a cop a dumbass? What happened to freedom of speech? He wasnt threatening anyone

nikkisixx69

"the speed limit is not a target"

this was said to my friend by a cop who was driving at the speed limit, but getting there quite quickly haha

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CalPolyKing

Back in 2007 when I was at a meet in Redlands Ca a cop pulls up.

Cop: What are all of you guys doing in the parking lot?
Friend: Just chillin' and talkin about cars.
Cop: Whats that bar you have running across your rear window?
Friend: I dont know it came with the car (playin dumb)
Cop: Well, you all need to take your rice rockets out of here.
(cop then drives off)

That's when we all begin laughing our butts off and leave a couple minutes later.

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Likethunda

LMFAOoOoOoOoOoooooo !

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dazed

"You... switched all these body parts?"

"You're telling me this whole thing is held together by zip-ties?"

*Muttering to himself* "...Looks like a god damn folgers coffee can.." (HKS Hi-Power).

Typical shit I guess. No ticket.

frftw

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny as shat

"and take that damn dangly thing out of your window, its annoying and distracting" refering to a dampachi doll i had in the hatch of my old civic...

chiboy002

since when can you go to jail for cussing out a cop?

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trsilvias13

I'm actually in San Francisco. The city is filled with prius(es) everywhere. When I drive by them I usually would left off and blast them with a fireball or two.

PS my grammar sucks.

frftw

Haha sounds fun, might have to start implicating this anti-hippie stragety on the east coast... jk i dnt have a problem w them likkle AA battery pieces of shat

"It looks like a rocket ship, and why is it so loud?"
more cop nonsense

h2v7

you sir described my day to day commute!!!!!!!!!!


i like to hit the tenderloin and redline 1st make the crackies jump!!!!

Import Image Racing: ISIS Race Straight Dual Tip Catback Exhaust 89-94 Nissan 240sx

whitefedorafilms

Riding with my friend Andrew, in his S15.

*sitting at redlight for two minutes.
Peels out of red light with no other cars to be seen.

immediately out of nowhere blue lights are on top of us.

Cop walks up to the left side with the tinted windows and points in a downward direction.

Looks me in the eyes and says "Son what the hell do you think you were doing back there? Do you want to keep that license?
me: Sorry officer you got the wrong guy.
cop:lowers his shades "what the hell? you a mailman?
the cop walks over to Andrews side
Cop "what do you think you were doing back there?"
Andrew: " I just didn't feel like waiting"
Cop: "...license registration"
Andrew hands him everything and his badge.
Cop: shit my bad i wouldn't have waited either. Yall have a good night, and no more Tokyo driftin'.

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Likethunda

^^^

Im starting to get a Hunch, That if IM also A COP> i can Get away with Just about ANything..... ..


hmmm... time to reconsider my Career....

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whitefedorafilms

I think it has a lot to do with the area. In South Carolina i have been caught riding my dirtbikes on public roads. Just once, because it was as i was leaving my neighborhood and it was a cop that patrols there regularly. anywhere else and i could have run since i grew up in the woods around me. but i was decent and pulled over/ thusly i have heard of losing my license, jail time, my bike being crushed, blahbity blah. then i told the cop i sold his bike to him back at BMW, then he came over and looked at my bikes after he followed me home to make sure i loaded the 250 in my truck and talked a bit. he even tried to convince me to join the service. I told him maybe after school. lol. but if you can get on a personal level or live in a small town it may be easier.

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statickx991

^ i agree time to change it up

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mendozasport

the cops where looking for all types of excuses that night to take him in , he was DETAINED ..... they like that word...... so he got there and was released within the hour no charges no nothing
have another incounter but mods erase if you think its not apropriet

one afternoon i was all mourning playing with the tune on my ecu
decided to take it out and check a/f and timing and all that confussing and annoying stuff so i head over to the warehouses on the westside of town and rip a few launches record data and start analizing on the lap top at the side of the road
while im there concentrated on the screen
plad shirt, baggy shorts had walked up to the car and says (wich scared the bejesus out of me) SON WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING!!!!!..... startled i look and he says ....OPD!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING???
i mumbled and scatered , looked at him and said you scared the crap out of me!!!!!
plad shirt says ....I CAN ARREST YOU RIGHT NOW FOR "contest of speed".......
still im sitting there and really not understanding WHO THE HELL HE WAS and what was he doing there
in my head i was thinking of getting out of there ....car was in first, clutch in and the guy was almost on top of me through the window
so i tell him
"you know what...... i was trying to see if smoke is coming out of the back......"
he leens back and looks at the rear wheel and i just dropped the clutch ..... it was like in the movies , the whole time im looking at him and see him pull his hands away, curse me out, and step back two steps then
as i turn my head
i see on my side vision something blue and big and square
freakin dumpster
i swerve , laptop goes to fly off passenger seat,instant reflexes to save 700 dollars i scramble to grab it , but car swerves the other way try and bring it back , im on the grassy side walk now, avoiding baby palm trees some how... what seemed like a 4 and a half hours of trying to obtain control car stops half a block away and pointing in the opposite direccion
dude in plad is walking towards me
some black guy is walking towards me and 2 bald guys and a lady
im shaking likea bitch
black guy is laughing and the 2 bald guys and chick have a serious face
they get to me lady pulls out a badge and shows me i then notice plad guy also has one clipped to his belt on the side
black guy comes around and says
DUDE !!!!! YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT CHAPELL EPISODE WITH WAYNE BRADY ....DRIVING ALL CRAZY AND KILLIN PEEPS....
we all laughed they where on a drug bust that i eff'ed up that day

lenox_240

^^^ this happend to a friend when where coming back from LA and we saw lights .

cop:have u ever caught all the fish?
friend:if u had the opportunity to decide which fish to catch which one will u go for the lil one or the big one?
cop: get the f**k outta here...

that was hilarious.

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chaos240sx

Iv been pulled over many times and they ask me to pop the hood and ask if anything is modifyed so i list off my mods(not to many,sr20 3in turbo-back ect, but was just being a smart ass). an i tell them that it is registered in GA and its legal there and im military so im still a resident and theres nothing they can do but give me dirty looks and send me on my way! WINNING!!!

bardabe

I was actually just now helping a friend push his car a couple miles down the road to his grandma's house. and as we where pushing a cop rolls up next to us "Not so fast and furious huh" and then rolls off. no help or other questions. straight fuckin Dick move.

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sr20sean

my uncle is a retired cop now but he still knows plenty of people that are still active and know my car.

cop: hello sean do you know why i pulled you over?
me: did my uncle put you up to this?
cop: yup
me: thought so

oh another time i got stopped while i was riding my friends dirtbike along the side of the road on my way back to his house in the snow because i wasnt able to get it to his house through the connection in the yards since there was like a foot of snow. i was only doing like 5mph lol.

cop: do you know thats illegal?
me: yes
cop: then why are you doing it if you know its illegal?
me: dirtbikes wont make it through 12" of snow to cross into my neighbors yard so we had to bring it down my driveway around the block and up his road.
cop: oh. why the hell are you wearing a tshirt its fucking snowing out and its cold as hell.
me: im riding a dirtbike on the street as you can see im not the smartest person out there.
cop: yea... i see that. well atleast you had a helmet on
me: yea i wouldnt ride without a helmet that would be just plain stupid
cop: are you on drugs?
me: only valium for panic disorder and a whole bunch of antibiotics for lyme
cop: holy shit lyme and panic disorder? damn sorry to hear that. i hope you feel better.
me: thanks
cop: yea thats no joke i have a few family members that have had lyme but nothing too bad
me: yea i think everyone in my family has had it except my dad. i hate this area since theres so many ticks and i really like being outside
cop: wow that really sucks
me: yea i know but can i go drop this off at his house and then run across his yard back to my house? its really fucking cold out here
cop: oh yea go ahead man feel better. enjoy the rest of your day
me: you too officer

somehow we both went off on a tangent and he completely forgot about the riding a dirtbike on the road

another cop told me "speed limits arent suggestions... unless youre a cop"

deolio

*driving under the speed limit in the slow lane in a construction zone on i80*
cop: your car is shooting sparks all over the road
me: *shrug* cal trans.
cop: oh, so it doesn't normally do this?
me: well...
*primered civic flys by*
cop: ok, just get it fixed.
^i passed the civic pulled over a few miles down and gave him a "thank you" wave hahaha

cop: YOUR EXHAUST IS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS.
me: oh is it? THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION.
cop: THIS IS A WARNING. don't talk that way to an officer. i'm letting you off.

*cop pulls me and the car behind me over*
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: erratic driving? i was trying to avoid a pothole.
cop: well i was going to cite you for speeding, but then it appeared that you brake checked that guy who was tailgating you.
me: haha maybe accidentally.
cop: either way, i'm writing that asshole a ticket for speeding and tailgating. watch out for road rage and drive safe.

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Likethunda

Cop gave me a ticket, because my friend wasnt wearing his SetBelt... Smh.


"this aint a 1960's, im sure your Car came with shoulder belts so you gota wear them."

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s14tan

WINN! Had me RolllInnnN!

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Walperstyle

I own a 65 Chrysler, and have had a few cops stop me because of no shoulder belt. Oddly enough, the car never came with rear seat belts, and technically I can have 8 people sit in the back seat and not get a ticket. At least I could back when I was 16 anyways... Few years have passed.

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DRIFTER-M

So...

Let me set the stage right quick...

Me - 16 at this time, young driver not a spot on my record, in my bonestock s14 (thank goodness I didn't have my hella loud s13 with me at the time), driving on a super busy 45 mph road.

So, here I am cruising, probably doing 50 - keep in mind, super busy traffic too.

So, coming up to shopping center, and like idiots do, some moron pulls out dead in front of me. So, me doing 50, him doing ~5. Not good. So, I switch lanes hella fast after quickly making sure nothing was beside me, as this was the only option or either I am plowing into this huge tank of an SUV.

Then all of a sudden...

See flashing blue and red lights, coming the other way over the median.

I am like, um ok, not really knowing if he was responding to the situation that just occured, which I am thinking probably not because, again, he is going the other way on a 3 lane road and a huge median seperating us.

Then before you know it, I see him flip one in the turn lane, and in what seemed like 0.2 second, he has weeved through all the busy traffic doing probably 75 on his bike, until he is an inch from me (sitting at a stop light).

I pull over, and it is like a scene from dukes of hazard or something. Young dude, gets off his bike, all cocky looking, strutting on 5'5 of himself towards me holding his belt loops, spittin something out of his mouth sideways. Seriously, dude thought the world revolved around him.

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?

Me: No, sir

Cop: You were speeding, wanna guess how much?

So, I am sitting here, scared to death, thinking is this guy seriously playing a game with me or something?

Me: Um, I was just going with the traffic, sir.

Cop: It was over 55. Guess, take a guess.

Me: But...

Cop: Take a guess over 35

Me: Um, 60?

Cop: Higher

Me: Um, 65?

Cop: Higher

I just stop talking, scared out of my mind.

Finally...

Cop: 75 mph.

Me: There is no way, do you have me on radar? Can I see it?

Cop: I don't have to prove it. Give me your liscense and registration please.

So, I hand it over, and as he checks it out, he realizes I am under 18. He proceeds to make me call one of my parents: my mom.

So, the cop gets on the phone, angrily telling his story..

Cop: Your son was speeding, doing between 75 and 80 in bumper to bumper traffic.

Then my mom really strikes a match with him. Apparently she says "How could he possibly be speeding in bumper to bumper traffic" which then the cop starts flipping nonsense, hands the phone back to me, and proceeds to tell me about my car.

I had Yokahama tires on the front, the tread pattern was wierd and thought the tires were low - they difinitely were not bald.

Cop: You know, your front tires are bald.

Funniest part is, the back tires were SERIOUSLY BALD, like belts almost showing through.

Cop: Cars spin the front wheels, you can lose control with your front tires bald and kill people when you turn.

Me: My car is Rear Wheel Drive

Cop just ignores me.

Spits off more nonsense junk.

Finally, after "informing" me about my car, he begans the ticketing process.

First things first...

Cop: I will cut you a break today. Being as you have no record, I will give you a reduced ticket of doing only 10 over instead of your actual speed, which I could suspend your liscense and you would get a ton of points on your liscense.

Then, I get this amazing ticket...

Cop: And here is a ticket for your bald tires. Fix it, bring it to the DMV, and you will pay a reduced, smaller fee.

What? A BLAD TIRE ticket? Honestly?

But here is the zinger, the BEST QUOTE from it all.

As he puts back on his cool sunglasses, and turns to walk back, and looks back at me, shocked with all this crap that just unfolded, and says... I will NEVER forget this...

Cop: "I would have given you a seat belt ticket, but you had your seat belt on".

For real.

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lenox_240

What an
did u fight the ticket?

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towlie

Haha awesome