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03-24-2009, 12:20 PM
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Zilvia Junkie
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sacramento, CA
Age: 37
Posts: 307
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I think my shirt is trying to commit suicide...
Seriously man...I put on a nice collard shirt for work today...before i left home i had to check the oil on my car, so i did that and of course...i got a little oil on the sleeve...pissed me off but it was so small i was like watever... then i was getting to work..shut off the car and got out..getting out of the car i rip a BIG hole in the armpit ( i guess i was sitting on the shirt so it got stretched wierd? i duno) So i was pissed at this point but at least it was in a not so obvious place.. Sitting at my desk, someone sends an email "bagels with cream cheese in copy room!" so im like sweet! go run in there and find a jalepeno bagel and load that sucker up with hella cream cheese...throw it in the microwave, as im walking to my desk with this warm goodness in my hands i decide to take a bite...yea...the cream chees poops out the bottom and puts a THICK streak of cream cheese all down the front of my shirt like a foot and a half long... arggh, then when i thought it was all over, i spilled coffee on it just like 5 minutes ago... This kind of stuff always seems to happen when you wear white but this is like striped white with light blue...wtf?!?! cliffnotes: I wear nice shirt Stain it with oil Rip a hole in armpit getting out of car get pissed get bagel with cream cheese cream cheese poops ALL Over shirt... really get pissed then i spill coffee on it... FAIL.. After the coffee i had to document my story...i might get hit by a car after this i swear...at least someone will have heard my story... UPDATE : i just got a call for a promotional interview with social services, so maybe things are looking up  |
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03-24-2009, 12:42 PM
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Post Whore!
 Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: San Jose, CA
Age: 36
Posts: 3,713
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light it on fire and put the damned thing out of it's misery already.
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03-24-2009, 12:54 PM
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Zilvia Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sacramento, CA
Age: 37
Posts: 307
Trader Rating: (2)
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the wierd thing is, i was able to clean off the stain from the little bit of motor oil but the cream cheese, that crap is is NOT comming off...  |
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03-24-2009, 03:12 PM
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Zilvia Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Sacramento, CA
Age: 37
Posts: 307
Trader Rating: (2)
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man...and i have a probation report meeting with my manager in 15 minutes...i hope i get a good review...ive been stressing arghhh...I hope nothing crazy happens on the way to his office haha...my shirt my spontaneously combust or something insane...so far everything has been kewl tho...no more catastrophies.. |
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03-24-2009, 04:01 PM
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The Architect.
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 11,580
Trader Rating: (392)
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Haha.
Same happened to me with a pair of pants. Bought them the weekend before actually wearing them. Shower, get dressed, then go eat breakfast. While eating breakfast, dropped a plate of food on them. Cleaned myself off, whatever. Off to the bank. Bank was still closed(got there too early). So, sat on this railing near by...that was freshly painted. Pissed off. Whatever. Driving to work, got T-boned by a taxi cab. Had a gash on my hand. So, blood dropped on the damn pants. Finally, in the ambulance, the paramedic took a knife to them and cut the left pant leg open. Fuck those pants. 
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03-24-2009, 06:21 PM
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Post Whore!
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SoCal
Age: 31
Posts: 4,716
Trader Rating: (10)
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pfft, still don't beat the time when i was first starting to learn how to Tig. brand new pair of dickies, molten aluminum rod melts and falls on my pants, burns a hole right through them, and my silk boxers. rests on my left nut for a lil bit, (i jump up like an idiot dancing till it cooled off) i'm now battle scared FML
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