When you gonna let me tap that?

[theronin]

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

post your replies.

Rofl

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation (http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)

[theronin]

ill be doing this later tonight.

[exitspeed]

This kinda makes me giggle.

[shmiddy]

lol this looks like fun!!!! let me try... be back with some replys

[exitspeed]

I dunno. I don't think I can send that to anyone being married. Even though they know it would be a joke.

[blueshark123]

I cant stop reading that thread while at work im not getting shit done now to many lol's

[blueshark123]

I wonder how many positive results a girl would get if she did this lol

[murda-c]

I wonder how many positive results a girl would get if she did this lol

an average girl probably like 80% of the dudes she texted lol

[reelyfast]

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz :fawk:

[Azimmer]

i asked the question and the answer was

"lol"

[reelyfast]

i asked the question and the answer was

"lol"

sorry my friend, but i think that's a no. :ddog:
at least she laughed now instead of when you got your meat out in front of her. that would suck.

[DALAZ_68]

me: Can i ask you life and death question?
her: Sure?
me When you gonna let me tap that?
her:Why is that life or death? not a serious question my friend
me:hypothetical life or death
her: aww well than probably the same time that hypothetical question becomes life and death. thatll probably be the day


FUCK YES, im so in !!!

[Azimmer]

haha more replys the last one made me laugh

1:lol idk
2:after work
3:umm well you could come over or do you wanna have a pretend date so its not like im a booty call

haha i love it this shit

[Azimmer]

me: Can i ask you life and death question?
her: Sure?
me When you gonna let me tap that?
her:Why is that life or death? not a serious question my friend
me:hypothetical life or death
her: aww well than probably the same time that hypothetical question becomes life and death. thatll probably be the day


FUCK YES, im so in !!!


so when ur on your death bed tap it haha

[hOngsterr]

lol that shit is funny,

[reelyfast]

i think this thread will go on to be valiant. looking forward to it.

i'll probably post some more later.

[drftmark]

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz :fawk:

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.

[reelyfast]

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.


It's just that said girl is a virgin (told me she is saving for 'marriage') and has a bf at the moment, so I didn't want to push it. Didn't want her to freak out. She had already not wrote back once, that's why I had to send her 2 in a row. Probably wasn't the best test subject. O_o moar later.

[DALAZ_68]

me: Need to ask a life or death question
her: What?? whats wrong??
me: i dont know how to say this
her: omg tell me!!
me: when u gonna let me tap that? :-p
her: OMG! its 1:30 in the afternoon and ur already drinking lol
me: ouch

[silly_13]

lmao pbnation... wooott....im do this to all the girls today haha

[exitspeed]

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz :fawk:

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.

Seriously. You fucked that one up big time. Quit pussy footin around and ask.

[reelyfast]

Seriously. You fucked that one up big time. Quit pussy footin around and ask.

IYO.

Did you see my response to drftmark? I said it wasn't the best girl to try it on. So I failed that one, if it will keep the hostility away. I don't want to ruin a potentially epic thread. More to come i said.

[exitspeed]

Hahah, I sent that to my friends GF...

Me: Hey I got a question for ya...
Her: Melly Mel! I've got an answer for ya.
Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Haha! u are ridiculous. When do I get 2c u & ur wife? Quit killin Zombies and hang out.


Yeah that's the response when your married. :duh:

[wh0aitznic0]

me: hey yo amanda! i got a question
her: Ok. What up?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: What?
me: answer the question :)
her: Maybe tomorrow.

SCORE

[the head]

The Game

You just lost it

[reelyfast]

Me: i need to ask you something
Her: ask
Me: i dont know how to say it exactly
Her: bluntly do it
Me: hm, I could make that happen.
Me: well then
Me: when are you going to let me get that pussy?
Her: why don't we go on a date first..
Her: why are you asking that anyways
Me: is that a yes? did i just score??
Her: why are you acting like this.
Her: i don't understand




she might sort of want? oh well, it's for the lulz again..
more later.


btw, this was in an IM.

[silly_13]

me: hey
(waiting for 5 mins....)
her: hi
me: what you doing?
her: eating
me: what you eating? mongolian beef?
her: no souplantation. thank u very much
me: oh so ur a vegeterian now?
her: heh just cutting down
me: oh.....well when u gonna let me tap that?
her: hiuh? who is this?
me: wtf? this is paul u deleted my number again?
her: lol hi misheel says hi
me: the fuck is mishell?
me: so whats up when u gonna let me tap that?
her: never
me: never is not always never u know.. how about tomorrow?
me: ima be leaving next month and im not gonna get some for 3 months.

no answer yet ima update it later... lmao

[iROYAL]

me: hey girl
her: ok?...Hello there
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: shiit. we need a get away )= i say we rent a motel (;
her: im bored & sleepy

[reelyfast]

(continued from a conversation before hand)
Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important..
Girl: Okay.. And that is?
Me: It's vary important......
Girl: Spit it out already
Me: When are you gonna let me hit that?
Girl: You serious?
Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down?
(.....pause.....)
Me: Chelzzzzzz.
Girl: Okay prove it and we can.

S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room :rawk:
I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

[jamg]

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

[reelyfast]

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

Terrorizing womens everywhere :naughty:
I joke.

[thisisastickup]

Me: Hey, I have a serious question for you. Like life or death serious.
Her: Okay wat is it
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: HAHA, any time, any time.
Me: sweet!
Her: how many people did you text that to?
Me: just you.

update in a minute.

[SochBAT]

Omegle = WIN.

Not 100% win, but win enough.

-------------

Stranger: hey
You: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: now
You: saweeeet
Stranger: totally
Stranger: do it
You: okay
You: my floppy disk is now a hard drive
You: I am ready to probe your G slot
You: take your anti-virus panties off
Stranger: omg :D
You: yes, it is a huge file

[Okinawandrifter87]

Me: I have a question
Her: Yes?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: OMG? Tap? Your silly!
Me: So is that a yes?
Her: ;)
Me: Well you didnt say no!! Woo hoo
Her: Nope I didnt!

[ixfxi]

(continued from a conversation before hand)
Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important..
Girl: Okay.. And that is?
Me: It's vary important......
Girl: Spit it out already
Me: When are you gonna let me hit that?
Girl: You serious?
Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down?
(.....pause.....)
Me: Chelzzzzzz.
Girl: Okay prove it and we can.

S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room :rawk:
I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

ah yes, the beauty of living in alabama... you can impress 14 year old girls by renting a room and STILL not go to jail! i love it.


here's mine

me> sup bitch, when you gonna give me some of that POONANNAY
her> mike... what are you talking about????!?
me> nothing mom. how's everything?


sorry, had to take it there...

[I LUV MY S13]

hahaha^^^

so wrong

[Future240]

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

This is the 2nd forum I have seen it on. Still funny though. If only I was single.....

[Okinawandrifter87]

You can still jokingly ask it as long as the people know you and know your not completely serious lol.

[SochBAT]

Stranger: im m
You: when can i tap that ass?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but
Stranger: im different
Stranger: im not like other men
You: how so?
You: do you not have an asshole?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i dont have asshole
Stranger: i got big dick
You: fuckk it
You: i'l fuck you in the dick
You: my dick will go in your dickhole
You: see?
Stranger: it can
Stranger: cuz
You: we can thrust into each others dick
Stranger: mine is too big
You: agreed. DickThrusting!

----

Win.

[Azimmer]

me: so when can i tap that
her:well damn kid i hinted around sunday when i asked why dont you just come over, when do you wanna tap it il pencil you in.

haha im in it

[flip3d]

me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: lol um never?
me: damn. harsh. check out this link. i got bored so im sending that message to everyone. Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation (http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)
her: hahah yeah okay. you must be bored.
me: hah. yep. anyways... when you gonna let me tap dat? :P
her: 2012. the worlds gunna end anyways
me: its a date then. ill hold you to it ;)
her: haha okay we'll see.

[reelyfast]

ah yes, the beauty of living in alabama... you can impress 14 year old girls by renting a room and STILL not go to jail! i love it.


here's mine

me> sup bitch, when you gonna give me some of that POONANNAY
her> mike... what are you talking about????!?
me> nothing mom. how's everything?


sorry, had to take it there...


Well she is my age, but I'm sure that does happen here. Not by me though!


lmao. nice.

[zenki.life]

i wonder how many of you completely made up your "conversations"? hmmmm

[flip3d]

omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!

me: aye girl. when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: Lmao. You're fucking hilarious! Haha. . . What's up?
me: You think I'm joking? Serious question.
her: Are you being serious? And don't Fuck around just to get a laugh.lol.
me: Well, shit. Now I'm serious. 100%.
her: wow. . . never thought i'd dear this from you.lol
me: So.. yes? no? perhaps? maybe?
her: sure =)

[Okinawandrifter87]

WOW on this one lol

Me: I have a question
Her: I have an answer
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: You serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: You know im taken right?
Me: You still havent answered my question tho
Her: Im sorry hun but im not gonna cheat on Martin.. I would say yes if I wasnt taken.


Mins later...

Her: You can have my lil sis if you want.. shes a good girl
Me: Ur sis lol? she would let me tap that?
Her: Ya she would and shes hot too!!
Me: pics?


waiting on response now lol hahaha

[kevmeistah21]

me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course
me- serious answer please..
her-im getting scared now, what is it about?
me-when are you gonna let me smash?
her-omg kevin are you serious.
me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes.
her-where's your girlfriend?
me-she's out of town.
her- til when..
me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then.
her- oh, well... i'll think about it.
me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough.
her-are you drunk by any chance?
me- no.
her-k
me-so..?

didn't respond..

[HyperTek]

lmao best summer thread ever!

[Okinawandrifter87]

Seriously the best summer thread!!! Keep going!!

[KDL323]

Me: Aye girl, can i talk to you real quick?
Her: Sure, whats wrong?
Me: Well... I was wondering, when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Haha, Quit playin with me!
Me: Girl, ill be yo Aladin and you be my Jasmin and ill take you to a whole new world!
Her: You busy tonight?

HAHAHA SCOREEE!!!

[josephin510]

LMAo somebody thats lives in NORCAl quickly PM me your girls number (BUSTY GIRLS PREFERED) Imma hit that i mean send them this joke HURRY UP

[reelyfast]

me-can i ask you a serious life and death question?
her-of course
me- serious answer please..
her-im getting scared now, what is it about?
me-when are you gonna let me smash?
her-omg kevin are you serious.
me-yes my penis is gonna fall off within the next 24hours and needs to mingle with a vagina before it goes.
her-where's your girlfriend?
me-she's out of town.
her- til when..
me-til sunday and my penis will be long gone by then.
her- oh, well... i'll think about it.
me-i don't wanna live without my penis, i won't be here long enough.
her-are you drunk by any chance?
me- no.
her-k
me-so..?

didn't respond..


that was thrilling to read.
she most definitely WANTS :bow:

[conrad_s13.5]

oo damn,... let me think of a good one real quick,... update in a few.....lol

[Slammed180]

Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
.....................

It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha

[heavenboundkevin]

some d-bag asked this to my girlfriend the other day. you guys are bastards!!

[kevmeistah21]

that was thrilling to read.
she most definitely WANTS :bow:

she was my ex that i dropped like 7 months ago, but still friends. She won't let me hit cause of my current girlfriend.

[krazyfil]

me.. soo when can i tap that
girl 1.. never you pig
girl 2... as soon as i come down again
girl 3... wow whatever
girl 4.. tap that?
me.. please hurry its a life or death question
girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart)
me... please answer quickly
girl 4... tomorrow night
me... ooh kinky why not tonight??
girl 4... i have to go home tonight
me... aww thats too bad
girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol
girl 5... ew lol
me.. seriously i need a quick answer
girl 5... never lol


i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha

[reelyfast]

she was my ex that i dropped like 7 months ago, but still friends. She won't let me hit cause of my current girlfriend.

I see. I wasn't meaning to be offensive, if it was seen that way.



May this thread go on to be remarkable :angel:

[I LUV MY S13]

me.. soo when can i tap that
girl 1.. never you pig
girl 2... as soon as i come down again
girl 3... wow whatever
girl 4.. tap that?
me.. please hurry its a life or death question
girl 4... what? why is it life or death (obviously not very smart)
me... please answer quickly
girl 4... tomorrow night
me... ooh kinky why not tonight??
girl 4... i have to go home tonight
me... aww thats too bad
girl 4... dont worry it will be worth the wait lol
girl 5... ew lol
me.. seriously i need a quick answer
girl 5... never lol


i have a few more girls i texted im waiting on responses though haha

this foo texted all the chiks on his phonebook!!:bowrofl::bowrofl::rofl::rofl:

[krazyfil]

stage 2 is about to commence... 1st listing was with girls i think like me or exs and what not... this time its all girls who dont like me... ill let u know the respnonses and prolly threats i get hahaha

[kandyflip445]

Screenshots or it didn't happen!!!!! lol

[Fries]

This is awesome.

Fries: Hey Girl.
Her: Sup Bro.
Fries: WHEN YOU GUNNA LET ME TAP DAT!?
Her:You just now saw that thread? LMAO
Fries: Fuck. Hahahahahahahaha
Her:Err...I mean... He I'm outside let me in damnit!


Ha!
More shit soon.

[Gnnr]

WOW on this one lol

Me: I have a question
Her: I have an answer
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: You serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: You know im taken right?
Me: You still havent answered my question tho
Her: Im sorry hun but im not gonna cheat on Martin.. I would say yes if I wasnt taken.


Mins later...

Her: You can have my lil sis if you want.. shes a good girl
Me: Ur sis lol? she would let me tap that?
Her: Ya she would and shes hot too!!
Me: pics?


waiting on response now lol hahaha

lol. I demand pics. :D Someone better get laid from this. This thread is hilarious, I'm reading the pBnation one too. lol.

[krazyfil]

me... soo i know we dont talk.. but when u gonna let me hit that shit? lol
girl 1... lol you're silly, how u been
me... im serious its life or death answer it now
girl 1... not gonna happen.. unless u mean that u would die if it didnt happen.. then yea why not
me... ok thanks lol
girl 1... thats it? wow you are a prick
Girl 2.. lol whaaat?
me... quickly answer its important
girl 2... wtf are u on crack?
me... hurry answer yes or no
girl 2... no, why are u asking me this?
me... is ur answer no... or no u wont answer lol
girl 2... my answer is no
Girl 3... wow FUCK YOU.. lose my number asshole
me... haha seems like u need to get laid lol
girl 3... text me again i call the cops
girl 4... are u for reals?
me... yes its very important please yes or no
girl 4... is this a bet?
me... no its very serious
girl 4... im scared
me.. dont be im gentle
girl 4...death then..
me.. ouch
girl 5... never u talk to much shit and my bf would hear about it like last time
me... he only found out cuz he thought his game was better than mine sorry.. had to shut him down lol
girl 5.. whatever fuck u pig

[flip3d]

LOL! so many girls removed me as a friend on facebook. fuck.

[HyperTek]

ok i had this convo on aim jus a minute ago, so this is *or was, im not sure if they are still close* friend of a girl i was into but never got with a few years ago *they where some freaks, what guy never fantasized about smashin the bestfriend of a girl he liked?*

me: wassup
her: hi
me:question its been a while
her: huh
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her: no
me i disconnect my aol and reconnect to reinitiate :sorry my connection died
her: sucks
me: sucks?
her: im so tired
her: i hate the heat
me: sorry, didnt mean to get u heated
her: right...
me: so i still cant tap that?
her: lol
her: have u hit (insert ex's name)
her: lol
me: no
her: lol ok then
her: when u hit that
her: uu can have me as seconds
me:didnt know u where down for sloppy seconds
no response

hahahhah mannn dunno why i didnt take advantage of them years ago..

[Flicktitty]

LOL great thread.

[larisa]

Should I ask some boys this?

[HyperTek]

^ur gonna get way too many guys hopes up lmao

[hellaslows13]

Haha...uploading picture of phone as we speak..



Score.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3566/3774441632_3145a47366_b.jpg
and fail.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3569/3774441750_5f311045ae_b.jpg

updated, no more hoe sharing. :)

[325irollin]

Me: When you gonna let me tap it?
Her: When u gonna come c me?
Me: In the morning massattybeer! (T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word.)
Her: massattybeer?
Me: T9 didn't think maaaayyybeee was a word.
Her: lol i c... well u know i wana c u.. so...

BTW girls are stuck up bitches

[larisa]

Me: Travbro. When you gonna let me tap tappity that ass?
Him: Anytime guurrlll.

Me: Jamesie, When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Lol, huh??
Me: Time is a factor.
Him: R u being serious??
Me: Answer.
Him: Lol. U drunk?
Him: I can't tell if this is a joke.
Me: It is. Ruiner.
Him: Lol umm well when's the next time u coming over
Me: Easy killer!
Him: Lol so when you comin over

That backfired....

Me: For the sake of Zilvia and my own boredom. When can I tap that?
Him: After Travis is finished.
Me: Perfect <3
Him: Gossip girl is so good.
Me: Is it on right now?!
Him: I wish

Me: When can I tap that?
Him: Nope.
Me: Ouch.
Him: N**** I'm gay.
Me: This is a serious matter.
Him: But..I'm gay.
Me: I hate you.

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Hit it like u can't quit!!!! Dip!!
Him: You cummins to d1?
Me: Naw.

[Fries]

this is awesome.

Fries: Hey girl.
Her: Sup bro.
Fries: When you gunna let me tap dat!?
Her:you just now saw that thread? Lmao
fries: Fuck. Hahahahahahahaha
her:err...i mean... He i'm outside let me in damnit!




her:

lolololololol

[DALAZ_68]

Haha...uploading picture of phone as we speak..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2587/3773588601_19ae34d980_b.jpg

Score.

i just txt her for you...thanks for the number....good to find a new hoe in diff area code :bowrofl:

[hellaslows13]

i just txt her for you...thanks for the number....good to find a new hoe in diff area code :bowrofl:

Always down to help another brother out. :coold:

[325irollin]

hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha

[aoiken3]

this is one of the most entertaining threads i have seen in a long time!

[DALAZ_68]

Me: For the sake of Zilvia and my own boredom. When can I tap that?
Him: After Travis is finished.
Me: Perfect <3
Him: Gossip girl is so good.
Me: Is it on right now?!
Him: I wish
.

lol that is win

Always down to help another brother out. :coold:
dude wats ur name...i wanna txt ++++ saide i could tap that.... :naughtyd:

[hellaslows13]

lol that is win


dude wats ur name...i wanna txt ++++ saide i could tap that.... :naughtyd:

haha booty call up in Norcal. Names albert btw :cool:

[dirtdiggler666]

damn with a wifey and a kid i only have 2 girls #s in my phone:wtc:
i shall still give them a go.

ok i got a idea for someone crazy
if you have a girlfriend text her mom and ask. as long as she is single unless your a real crazy fuck.

[325irollin]

damn with a wifey and a kid i only have 2 girls #s in my phone:wtc:
i shall still give them a go.

ok i got a idea for someone crazy
if you have a girlfriend text her mom and ask. as long as she is single unless your a real crazy fuck.

I fucked my ex's mom. Not much of a win though since she isn't that attractive...

[HyperTek]

me: wassup
her: heyy whats going onnn
me: chillen
me: got a question
her: yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: wtf?
her: rude.
her: peace
me: haha nvm

backfired

[325irollin]

me: wassup
her: heyy whats going onnn
me: chillen
me: got a question
her: yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: wtf?
her: rude.
her: peace
me: haha nvm

backfired

girls just cant handle srsbsns.

[SmokeCircle]

just for lulz...

me: Btw i dropped onto my frame rail today on a MONSTER speed bump :( deff need to check that out.

Him: i thought that was what you wanted to do. be so low that your frame rails scrape! at least that what you told me

me: Yeah but it hurt so bad. lol. So when you gonna let me tap that?

Him: tap that? i dont get it

me: check Zilvia. lol

[325irollin]

just for lulz...

me: Btw i dropped onto my frame rail today on a MONSTER speed bump :( deff need to check that out.

Him: i thought that was what you wanted to do. be so low that your frame rails scrape! at least that what you told me

me: Yeah but it hurt so bad. lol. So when you gonna let me tap that?

Him: tap that? i dont get it

me: check Zilvia. lol

So when you gonna let me tap that?

[SmokeCircle]

im free for 5...

[325irollin]

be right there.

[krazyfil]

hell leme join in... make it a devils 3 way and we got a party haha

[325irollin]

fuck yeah, DP is always a treat

[krazyfil]

HAHAHAHA.... best way to make them scream is fuck em as a team haha

[illxs14]

me: hey you, question
her: yes
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol i have a bf
me: you didn't answer my question
her: no, i have a bf
me: you know he's not hitting it right
her: yeah, but he's still my bf


lol..

more tommorow

[325irollin]

HAHAHAHA.... best way to make them scream is fuck em as a team haha

:rofl:

me: hey you, question
her: yes
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol i have a bf
me: you didn't answer my question
her: no, i have a bf
me: you know he's not hitting it right
her: yeah, but he's still my bf


lol..

more tommorow

Hahahahahahha fail bf

[KA-Kait]

heres from a girls perspective. I though this would be interesting.

#1 - drunk friend.
me (11:55:40 PM): joey
me (11:55:44 PM): when you gonna let me tap that?
him (11:55:49 PM): tap what
him (11:55:49 PM): ?
me (11:56:08 PM): you know.....that
him (11:56:15 PM): ?
him (11:56:23 PM): im drunk atm so u have to be more clear
me (11:56:29 PM): ...sex...
him (11:56:33 PM): what about sex
him (11:56:35 PM): /
him (11:56:36 PM): ?
me (11:56:47 PM): Wow. you're an idiot

#2 - car friend
me: Hey *****, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: when you cum out here.
him: get it... cum....
me: that so bad it's almost cute.

i'm actually kind of disappointed. Guys are lame when it comes to this stuff, they don't expect it from a girl so the instantly clam up or just don't respond. faaaaaaaaaaail.

[krazyfil]

drunk friend might be gay lol.... well here people give my number out... i get free texts haha 6618638265

[325irollin]

^ I'd clam up thats for sure

[KA-Kait]

^ I'd clam up thats for sure


ew.... seriously now?

[325irollin]

ew.... seriously now?

srsly :naughty:

[Wake]

This thread is pure WIN, Imma Dj and im at work and i just laughed into the microphone reading this.

FAIL.

[Gnnr]

Part Two

Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.2: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation (http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3154758)

[kevmeistah21]

aim convo

tehhelmet17: hey
hunnie21: hey
tehhelmet17: i got a life or death question i need toask you
hunnie21: wuts up
hunnie21: shoot
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: you need to asnwer this seriosuly
hunnie21: wut do0o u need t0o ask
hunnie21: ok
tehhelmet17: when are you gonna let me tap that?
hunnie21: hHAhHAhhAa
hunnie21: wut the?!
hunnie21: that's not serious
hunnie21: freakin kevin
tehhelmet17: i asked you to answer seriously
hunnie21: u drunk again!?
tehhelmet17: no
tehhelmet17: i don't drink on the weekdays!
tehhelmet17: my new rule
tehhelmet17: soo..?
hunnie21: hHAhAHA
hunnie21: OMG kevin
hunnie21: in your dreams
tehhelmet17: what if im dreaming right now?
hunnie21: hAhHAhA
hunnie21: thanks for the laugh... i needed it
tehhelmet17: im not laughing.. :/
hunnie21: HAhHHAAa
hunnie21: then u can keep on dreaming
tehhelmet17: what if i wake up
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: it'll never happen?
hunnie21: uHhhH... duHh

i failed..

[325irollin]

^ harsh. I just don't understand why girls are so stuck up sometimes. Like they are God's gift to the world. Paaaaallleeeassseee

[Wake]

aim convo

tehhelmet17: hey
hunnie21: hey
tehhelmet17: i got a life or death question i need toask you
hunnie21: wuts up
hunnie21: shoot
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: you need to asnwer this seriosuly
hunnie21: wut do0o u need t0o ask
hunnie21: ok
tehhelmet17: when are you gonna let me tap that?
hunnie21: hHAhHAhhAa
hunnie21: wut the?!
hunnie21: that's not serious
hunnie21: freakin kevin
tehhelmet17: i asked you to answer seriously
hunnie21: u drunk again!?
tehhelmet17: no
tehhelmet17: i don't drink on the weekdays!
tehhelmet17: my new rule
tehhelmet17: soo..?
hunnie21: hHAhAHA
hunnie21: OMG kevin
hunnie21: in your dreams
tehhelmet17: what if im dreaming right now?
hunnie21: hAhHAhA
hunnie21: thanks for the laugh... i needed it
tehhelmet17: im not laughing.. :/
hunnie21: HAhHHAAa
hunnie21: then u can keep on dreaming
tehhelmet17: what if i wake up
tehhelmet17: ?
tehhelmet17: it'll never happen?
hunnie21: uHhhH... duHh

i failed..

Kev are you sure you werent just drunk and forgot where you parked your car? i dont think it got stolen.

every single girl youve asked has immediately assumed your drunk you fucking HOBO LOL
your my idol

makes me wish i had a cell phone because i know i would get some hilarious answers.

[kevmeistah21]

Kev are you sure you werent just drunk and forgot where you parked your car? i dont think it got stolen.

every single girl youve asked has immediately assumed your drunk you fucking HOBO LOL
your my idol

makes me wish i had a cell phone because i know i would get some hilarious answers.


buahaha! i don't drink and drive, im underage but im not stupid enough to drink and drive.. sooo NO i wasn't drunk and misplaced my car..

I scored one that first girl and she's chillin tomorrow!

[krazyfil]

hahaha how is that gross?

[Wake]

^ harsh. I just don't understand why girls are so stuck up sometimes. Like they are God's gift to the world. Paaaaallleeeassseee

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.

[KA-Kait]

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.



WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

[kevmeistah21]

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

Can i ask you a life or death question?

[KA-Kait]

oh and i need to add this in.

kaitonaseashore (12:15:19 AM): sooooooooch

SocheatMen (12:28:18 AM): howdyyyyyy

SocheatMen (12:28:22 AM): SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

SocheatMen (12:28:23 AM): is awesome

SocheatMen (12:28:24 AM): hahah

kaitonaseashore (12:28:44 AM): I have a serious question

SocheatMen (12:28:55 AM): I HAVE A SEMI

SocheatMen (12:29:00 AM): oh, serious answer

kaitonaseashore (12:29:06 AM): When you gonna let me tap that?

SocheatMen (12:29:24 AM): well, i'm booked until December

SocheatMen (12:29:27 AM): mid month

SocheatMen (12:29:37 AM): i've been getting requests back and forth

kaitonaseashore (12:29:42 AM): eh. too far out. sorry. peace!


SocheatMen (12:29:48 AM): shit, kyle even penned in a date!

SocheatMen (12:29:50 AM): hahaahah

SocheatMen (12:29:59 AM): LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!

SocheatMen (12:30:02 AM): i love that thread

SocheatMen (12:30:03 AM): hahaha

^^ fellow zilvian. I thought it'd be funny. I LOVE YOU SOCH!!! <3

[325irollin]

girls are stuck up because they have a monopoly on pussy, and they know there isnt shit we can do about it.

yes. this is the sad truth..

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

true, there are some girls that aren't bitches/stuck up. Most of those are taken though... it seems

[larisa]

Can i ask you a life or death question?

Time is a factor. No questions asked.

You have to let me tap that.

[Wake]

Can i ask you a life or death question?

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

[KA-Kait]

Can i ask you a life or death question?


you guys are awesome. i knew there was a reason i continued to come back to this site <3

[kevmeistah21]

time is a factor. No questions asked.

You have to let me tap that.


why hello!

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

too bad.

[Wake]

WHOA WHOA WHOA guys! I am not stuck up and i happen to have a pussy, so careful not to generalize. and we can only tease/work you guys the way we do because you crave the poon. girls need the dick just as much as you need the pussy. TRUST ME

yeah but the thing is kait that you guys know we need it and you use it against us lol

we men are simple folk, we just want to eat drink and plow

[KA-Kait]

yeah but the thing is kait that you guys know we need it and you use it against us lol

we men are simple folk, we just want to eat drink and plow


And you act like women aren't seeking the same-ish thing.

Us women folk want to eat, drink, talk shit, and get fucked. plain and simple. No joke boys. the issue is that we ALSO want something beyond the fucking....well... some of us do.

either way, DON'T act like the chase isn't fun. You all know that without the chase there is no point in it. it's like extremely long foreplay!

[krazyfil]

fuck you beat me to it kev, young bastards and their stamina

young guys? haha... we both 26 brotha.. ive gone for 8 hour sessions many times... so stamina is in the individual not the age... might wanna remember that lol

[dirtdiggler666]

ok i have a good one but im to drunk and tired ill post it tomorrow

this is all in good fun keep it up guys/girls:boink:

[Wake]

And you act like women aren't seeking the same-ish thing.

Us women folk want to eat, drink, talk shit, and get fucked. plain and simple. No joke boys. the issue is that we ALSO want something beyond the fucking....well... some of us do.

either way, DON'T act like the chase isn't fun. You all know that without the chase there is no point in it. it's like extremely long foreplay!

Ive seen your Myspace Kait i know what your all about.....
and its that "talk shit" pat that gets to us guys lol IMO

whats foreplay?

young guys? haha... we both 26 brotha.. ive gone for 8 hour sessions many times... so stamina is in the individual not the age... might wanna remember that lol

and trust that was a joke i just like to fuck with kev cuz hes my S.P.P.S. brotha

stamina is never an issue but give a monster and a blunt and Im a MACHINE HA!

[Wake]

I guess I need to hang out with more 19yo girls LOL

[KA-Kait]

seen my myspace? know what im all about? whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck is that suppose to mean?

[325irollin]

the younger the better :)

[larisa]

I guess I need to hang out with more 19yo girls LOL

Why hello!

[Wake]

seen my myspace? know what im all about? whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck is that suppose to mean?

total joke chica
dont trip you seem plenty chill

Kev she got us!!!

the younger the better :)

whoa

[krazyfil]

nooo... not younger the better... cuz if u get too young then it too wierd... cuz u know lots of stuff that they might think is wierd, or if they dont know whut something is then u have to explain it to them cuz they are afraid to try it haha... i jsut go with the flow, as long as they are over 18 thats all that matters... and they have to have at least SOME brain cells lol

[325irollin]

whoa

pedobear is my father.


legal ones of course. :shifty

[krazyfil]

haha well thats good... legal; is the key word we want to use here boys and girls haha

[325irollin]

haha well thats good... legal; is the key word we want to use here boys and girls haha

Although I would like a hot cougar/sugar momma

[krazyfil]

hey nothing wrong with that... she still legal haha... or are u trying to bone down on some dead cougar u found with a fat pension plan hahaha

[Wake]

so no one has anymore texts?

cmon kait i know you got some guy that you pwned with this thread.

[HyperTek]

ill try somemore tomarrow at a better time.. i wont do it to any girls who are not attractive lol
but last thing i need is to loose someone bcuz some of them may take it the wrong way

[325irollin]

hey nothing wrong with that... she still legal haha... or are u trying to bone down on some dead cougar u found with a fat pension plan hahaha

hehe money is always good

[KA-Kait]

so no one has anymore texts?

cmon kait i know you got some guy that you pwned with this thread.


All my guys in my phonebook are lame right now. they work tomorrow >.< I got nothing. I can ask the guys im playing videogames with!

[325irollin]

All my guys in my phonebook are lame right now. they work tomorrow >.< I got nothing. I can ask the guys im playing videogames with!

are you attractive? if so, I'll drive out there tomorrow :s101:

[KA-Kait]

are you attractive? if so, I'll drive out there tomorrow :s101:


wow....WOW...


:facepalm:

[325irollin]

wow....WOW...


:facepalm:

:eek3: :eek3: :eek3::eek3::eek3::eek3::eek3: :eek3:

[SochBAT]

She wants my joypad.

[KA-Kait]

i do want soch. he makes me wet in the panties a little bit.... wet like sand paper.

<3

[325irollin]

I just want to find true love, ok. gosh.

[krazyfil]

hey im in cali i call first dibs haha... whut game u playing anyways im about to jump on some halo 3... if anyone wants to add my gamertag its krazyfil2001

[HyperTek]

hey back on topic guys b4 someone locks this lol

[325irollin]

hey back on topic guys b4 someone locks this lol

:love: :yum:

[krazyfil]

hahaha ok ok.... ill try and text some more random beezies.. although it is 130 am haha

[silly_13]

BEST THREAD EVER..
even on pbnation or on any other forum

[krazyfil]

well i tried... but no responses from anyone... sad day, i might have a bunch to add tomorrow if they decide to text me when they wake up... ima text the baby momma and ask for her moms number lol... this could be good or verrrry bad haha

[325irollin]

well i tried... but no responses from anyone... sad day, i might have a bunch to add tomorrow if they decide to text me when they wake up... ima text the baby momma and ask for her moms number lol... this could be good or verrrry bad haha

probably very bad if you are with the baby momma still lol

[krazyfil]

naw we arent together... but i texted her earlier.. she was the "never u pig" response lol... so she knows about the joke already.. but i wanna ask her before i text her mom to see if her mom would get pissed

[325irollin]

naw we arent together... but i texted her earlier.. she was the "never u pig" response lol... so she knows about the joke already.. but i wanna ask her before i text her mom to see if her mom would get pissed

what a trick. tell her you want your baby back

[krazyfil]

hahaha..... ooh i got a response... ill put it up as soon as gthe convo is over lol.. its an old high school friend haha

[SochBAT]

thats the BEST time!

[adam s]

Me: Hey baby cakes, when do i get to tap that? (pet names are lame I know...)
Her: Tap that... Seriously!? They say that in rap songs...
Me: So is that a yes or a no?
Her: You live 9 fucking hours away, what do you think?
Me: So what if I came up there?
Her: Fuck yes.

WIN

Girl #2
Me: Hey sexy, when do I get to tap that?
Her: GTFO.

Yer, no... Much less win haha.

[JeremyR]

i failed...i'll try again on another girl in the morning...

jeremyCOMBAT (1:51:38 am): hey
asmallpiranha (1:51:50 am): hey
jeremyCOMBAT (1:51:56 am): i got a question
asmallpiranha (1:52:11 am): alright
jeremyCOMBAT (1:52:22 am): when you gonna let me tap that?
asmallpiranha (1:53:07 am): i didnt know you were gay
jeremyCOMBAT (1:53:36 am): lol i fail
asmallpiranha (1:54:02 am): im kidding jeremy
jeremyCOMBAT (1:54:30 am): i know but
jeremyCOMBAT (1:54:35 am): you could of grown a penis
jeremyCOMBAT (1:54:40 am): it's happened before
asmallpiranha (1:54:47 am): i dont think it has
jeremyCOMBAT (1:55:35 am): no...i'm pretty sure it has

[325irollin]

I love when fat/ugly chicks say shit like "in your dreams" hahaha do they really think they are worth something?



100th POST!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

[krazyfil]

me... hey can i ask u somethin?
her.. ask away
me... when u gonna let me tap that sweet latina pinocha :)
her... wtf!?!
me...well? its life or death i need an answer
me...well? its life or death i need an answer
me... ???
me... ill explain everything afterwards trust me... but i need an answer this is important
her... (been like almost 20 minutes still no answer)

hpoefully she fell asleep on me and doesnt hate me forever now hahaha

[HyperTek]

325irollin be selective and only go for attractive ones.. no fun if they are butherfaces

[325irollin]

Think she hates you crazyfil :naw:

325irollin be selective and only go for attractive ones.. no fun if they are butherfaces

no joke, sub par girls suck and not usually in a good way...

[krazyfil]

she better not, ive know here since like 96.. that would be gay status haha

[SochBAT]

^^

Didn't know you were god's gift to women.

I don't think anyone else got the memo either. ;P

[krazyfil]

ima text my sister hahahaha this should be funny

[325irollin]

she better not, ive know here since like 96.. that would be gay status haha

now she knows your hidden motives :aw:

[krazyfil]

^^

Didn't know you were god's gift to women.

I don't think anyone else got the memo either. ;P


i never once said i was gods gift by any means lol... but ive known her since junior high... and it would be shitty if she couldnt take a joke after knowing someone for over 10 years lol

[krazyfil]

hidden? haha not really... back in the day yea, but not anymore.. she changed ALOT since school

[325irollin]

hidden? haha not really... back in the day yea, but not anymore.. she changed ALOT since school

:naughtyd: get at it!

[krazyfil]

lol noo... u dont get it.. like changed in a not good way lol...

[325irollin]

lol noo... u dont get it.. like changed in a not good way lol...

oh, well fuck that bitch then.

[krazyfil]

hahaha naw she still a friend... i hope haha

but im working on my sister right now... she might fell asleep on me though lol... as soon as she writes back ill let yall know whats up

[325irollin]

hahaha naw she still a friend... i hope haha

but im working on my sister right now... she might fell asleep on me though lol... as soon as she writes back ill let yall know whats up

is she hot? :keke:

[krazyfil]

wait my sister or the friend? lol... my sister umm sure haha... but she has a bf of like 5 years or something lol

[handinpants]

It's just that said girl is a virgin (told me she is saving for 'marriage') and has a bf at the moment, so I didn't want to push it. Didn't want her to freak out. She had already not wrote back once, that's why I had to send her 2 in a row. Probably wasn't the best test subject. O_o moar later.

tell her she can save her virginity for when she gets married, but that ass cherry is yours ;o)

[325irollin]

wait my sister or the friend? lol... my sister umm sure haha... but she has a bf of like 5 years or something lol

sister :) bf ftmfl...


it seems like the older you get, the less single girls there are. well, in the same age bracket anyways

[krazyfil]

me... hey sis you awake?
sister... whats up?
me... this is a serious life or death question, i need a serious answer ok
me... fine then fall asleep on me lol
sister... no no im awake whats up
me... well, i know ur like my sister and everything... but ive been wanting to know this for a while now... when u gonna let me tap that?
me...????
sister... are u serious? thats your life or death... at fucking 3am?
me... yes please... answer me tell me please
sister... no are u fucking sick? or just out of your damn mind
sister... i trusted u like family and this whole time all u wanted to do was fuck me?
me... nooo its an on going joke we have going online on a website i read all the time dont take it serious... its for shits and giggles... i wasnt trying to piss u off.. get some rest ill text u tomorrow
sister... im going to bed im fucking iritated

hahaha kinda funny... i think her bf was reading them too lol... he must be thinking wtf kinda family is this lol

[krazyfil]

that one kinda went a lil farther than i expected.. i think im done texting close friends/family haha

[325irollin]

^ HAHAHA, you are funny man. Willing to ruin your family for the lolz

[krazyfil]

hey, im always down for a good cause... why u think they call me "kraZyfiL" hahaha

[325irollin]

true that haha

[I LUV MY S13]

krazy fil she really took u serious didnt she??

[krazyfil]

id text my mom just cuz she has a warped sense of humor like me... but i kinda dont wanna talk to the bitch... soo umm sorry guys haha

[krazyfil]

yea im still talking to my sis trying to calm her down lol... oh well i think its cuz i woke her up at 3am for this shit... she prolly still half asleep and isnt seeing the funny side till morning when she wakes up lol

[I LUV MY S13]

just show her the thread she'll understand...ima try a few tomorrow..i have no idea wat kind of responses ima get ha

[325irollin]

I'd try some if I didn't suck at life and had more than 4 girls in my phonebook........... I tend to delete bitches numbers if I never talk to them or get sick of their shit

[krazyfil]

shes not into car shit sadly lol... but ima send the link to her myspace and see whut she says... hopefully she dont get even more mad lol

[krazyfil]

I'd try some if I didn't suck at life and had more than 4 girls in my phonebook........... I tend to delete bitches numbers if I never talk to them or get sick of their shit

booo... thats the exact reason to keep their number, for nights like this... or whenever u need a freak to just destroy in the bedroom and not care how she feels after ur done with her haha:Owned:... umm whut? who said that lol

[325irollin]

lol she's going to disown you.

[325irollin]

booo... thats the exact reason to keep their number, for nights like this... or whenever u need a freak to just destroy in the bedroom and not care how she feels after ur done with her haha:Owned:... umm whut? who said that lol

haha that's usually why I delete them, because I've already tried to fuck but they are married, got a bf, are a bitch, etc etc

[krazyfil]

marriage and bf's have never stopped me before... well one marriage did, only cuz he kinda came home a few hours earlier than expected... talk about akward haha

[325irollin]

marriage and bf's have never stopped me before... well one marriage did, only cuz he kinda came home a few hours earlier than expected... talk about akward haha

hahaha, well I didn't say it would stop me but for some reason girls think marriage means you can't fuck other guys :boink: lol.

[krazyfil]

yea u live in mizzou... out here in cali.. most women think marriage means fuck MORE guys haha... oh well, guess thats why ill prolly never get married unless i move back east back to tennessee and get me a good southern girl

[325irollin]

yea u live in mizzou... out here in cali.. most women think marriage means fuck MORE guys haha... oh well, guess thats why ill prolly never get married unless i move back east back to tennessee and get me a good southern girl

sounds like I need to move haha

[krazyfil]

lol... its not worth it... trust me cali aint whut u see on TV... yes there are lots off good looking women... but there are lots of moo cows too and even more people who dont speak english... and good luck finding a job unless ur bilingual and have a degree haha... and dont even get me started on gas and the cost of living lol

[krazyfil]

either way.. im out guys.. im going to bed, its like 80 degrees outside still and i dont wanna be alive in the weather anymore so ima sleep till winter haha... lemme know how all the texts go lol

[325irollin]

lol... its not worth it... trust me cali aint whut u see on TV... yes there are lots off good looking women... but there are lots of moo cows too and even more people who dont speak english... and good luck finding a job unless ur bilingual and have a degree haha... and dont even get me started on gas and the cost of living lol

haha yeah no shit. Everything is cheap over here, good jobs, and all that. Just not many hot girls :rant:

[krazyfil]

haha yeah no shit. Everything is cheap over here, good jobs, and all that. Just not many hot girls :rant:


hahaha u cant have the best of both worlds bro

[325irollin]

hahaha u cant have the best of both worlds bro

ain't it the truth... :hs:

[Suckmycack]

Just mass texted "Hey so when are you gonna let me tap that ass?" - Bodybuilding.com Forums (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=115476931&highlight=tap)

Thats the original thread.
:)

[du0]

Just text 6 girls

ill let u all know as i get the replys

[kevmeistah21]

me- hey.. I know it's been a while but remember when we talked in my car about going to each other if we ever needed it? well i need to ask you something...
her- yes of course.
me- well idk.. it's kinda an urgent need.
her- ....
me-attitude..?
her- no! i was just waiting for the question.
me- oh.. So when are you gonna let me tap that..
her- are you serious..
me- uhhh yea, 10% serious..
her-10%? that's kinda low kevin...
me- i meant 100%, im getting sleepy you know how i'am.
her- yeah right..
me- im serious.

20-30 mins pass by and im in bed half asleep/awake.

her- well i have a question to ask you.

i didn't respond cause i didn't hear it, just got it when i woke up.. TO BE CONTINUED.

[DALAZ_68]

me:hi
her:hello who is this?
me: albe said u would let me tap it when i come up to NorCal?
her: Albe hmm well he goes by albert in my book fool.i think your mixing things up.but really, who's this
me: phone failed to spell out...jst a frirend of his...so what the word?
her:name please? and i have noooo idea what you were tryna say in this last txt..hahahahahaha
me: phone failed in spelling out albert
her: ohh i gotchu! haha...so do you just go by "alberts friend" then? lol
me: sounds good...why get caught up in title, lets keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy
her: mmkaye mr. easy breezy lemon squeezy. so if not norcal then where you from?
me: SoCal...im just wondering if theres anything up north worth while
her: hmmm...Define worthwhile, in tryna figure out the exact same about socal, what do you think?
me: define huh...how bout u first



well lets just say it keeps going no where really...

[kevmeistah21]

me:hi
her:hello who is this?
me: albe said u would let me tap it when i come up to NorCal?
her: Albe hmm well he goes by albert in my book fool.i think your mixing things up.but really, who's this
me: phone failed to spell out...jst a frirend of his...so what the word?
her:name please? and i have noooo idea what you were tryna say in this last txt..hahahahahaha
me: phone failed in spelling out albert
her: ohh i gotchu! haha...so do you just go by "alberts friend" then? lol
me: sounds good...why get caught up in title, lets keep it easy breezy lemon squeezy
her: mmkaye mr. easy breezy lemon squeezy. so if not norcal then where you from?
me: SoCal...im just wondering if theres anything up north worth while
her: hmmm...Define worthwhile, in tryna figure out the exact same about socal, what do you think?
me: define huh...how bout u first



well lets just say it keeps going no where really...

haha you actually texted her! you're a G

[du0]

To all six girls: Ive got a swerious question.

Girl 1: Ok
Me: When u gonna let me tap that !!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: haha idk
Me: yes or no this is a life or death situation
Girl 1: well right now im kinda seeing someone so not at the moment
Me: Aww he aint do it like me
Girl 1: Yeah thats true but i dont cheat


Girl 2: Who is this?
Me: its du0
Girl 2: haha hey du0
Me: sup when u gonna let me hit that!!!!1
Girl 2: haha what!? haha youre nuts. id ask if youre drunk but its 9 in the morning haha
Me: ive never been so serious in my goddammed life.
Girl 2: du0 i really have no idea if youre bein serious or not haha. this is so random
Me: im fuckin srs *** answer
Girl 2: umm prob not then haha. youre nuts du0 haha
Girl 2: haha well ill keep you in mind if i ever want a random hooup

Girl 3: And what is that
Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?
Girl 3: lol what?
Me: When.You.Gonna.Let.Me.Tap.That?
Girl 3: um...im not sure how to respond to that.....
Me: Just answer

Girl 4: What?
Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
Girl 4: O.o
Me: its life or death.
Girl 4: arent you dating sum1? >.>
Me: No shes in army. so u gonna answer me?
Girl 4: Like the army or what? >_O
Me: Yea the fuckin army
Girl 4: R u sad?
Me: ya but ill get over it
Me: you still havent answered my question its life or death
Girl 4: ):
Girl 4: no its not
Me: ya ill die if u dont answer
Girl 4: Maybe :O
Me: lol. *** ur killin me.
Girl 4: Well if i say yes or no the answer might change anyways bcuz im so undecisive :o
Me: Thats fine with me. for the sake of science answer the damn question
Girl 4: no, not any time soon o.O



Girl 5 and 6 havent replied yet but ill post what i get

keep it up

[conrad_s13.5]

haha

this is awesome!

[S-Nation S13]

lol EPIC...!!!!

[flip3d]

oh god damnit. larisa is here now?

i bet she came here just for this thread. shit. :P :P :P


post 1234

[Future240]

This thread is full of win and lulz

[DALAZ_68]

haha you actually texted her! you're a G

HA!....u thought i was lying...

[conrad_s13.5]

dude,.......what if ur sister was totally down..........fuckin' talk about backfire!

[DALAZ_68]

me: C, i need to ask a serious question, lets just say my life depends on ur answer
her: wait?wat? whats wrong babe?
me: i need you to do something for me...
her: anything, whats wrong, ur freakin me out here... :-(
me: i need you to tell me when ima ge to tap that
her: LOL...ASSHOLE!!!...though i did say anything, so my answer would have to be anytime
me:score
her: yeah you did...


:wiggle:



me: i need to ask you somehting
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse you!?
me: i need an answer
her: who the fuck do you think u are coming off on me like that
me: i dont wanna come off yah, i wanna come in yah...plain n simple
her: as nicely as u turned that around ima have to pass....for now
me:for now?
her: im with someone
me: fine with me, obviously we both now know it aint permamanent right?
her:true... sooner than later?
me:NICE
her: your cute when u silly
me: you should see me when im up in it
her: LOL, well have to see then....


i love my fwiends

[theronin]

lol, i had no idea this thread would take off like this. ima make shirts!!!

[dirtdiggler666]

ok here is mine from last night, the girl i was texting was the wifey's best friend btw.

me...hey girl
her...hey u, whats up?

me...can i ask you a question?
her...uhh i guess so,whats up?

me...can i hit it from the back?
her...haha what the fuck? u need to lay off the crack home skillet

me...this is no joke
her...ur such a homo, stop drinking.

me...i will split my wine with you if you let me
her...ha ha no.

me...ok what if i let you have the hole bottle, how about then?
her...um no

me...what if i take you on a date first
her...uh no thanks, imalready pregnant i dont need ne more drama in my life.

me... but you can only get pregnant once
her...yes but i dont need bri going asian on me

me...no worries she has no kung fu skills
mer...ha ha maby some other time,im going to bed. night!

me...ok goodnight dream about me

the end

[DALAZ_68]

im still waiting on 4 more replies

[[email protected]]

im too scared to do it :/
dont really want any girls to be pissed off at me ahah :hide:

[dirtdiggler666]

if they get really mad just blame it on one of your friends she dose not know

[SochBAT]

me: C, i need to ask a serious question, lets just say my life depends on ur answer
her: wait?wat? whats wrong babe?
me: i need you to do something for me...
her: anything, whats wrong, ur freakin me out here... :-(
me: i need you to tell me when ima ge to tap that
her: LOL...ASSHOLE!!!...though i did say anything, so my answer would have to be anytime
me:score
her: yeah you did...


:wiggle:



me: i need to ask you somehting
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse you!?
me: i need an answer
her: who the fuck do you think u are coming off on me like that
me: i dont wanna come off yah, i wanna come in yah...plain n simple
her: as nicely as u turned that around ima have to pass....for now
me:for now?
her: im with someone
me: fine with me, obviously we both now know it aint permamanent right?
her:true... sooner than later?
me:NICE
her: your cute when u silly
me: you should see me when im up in it
her: LOL, well have to see then....


i love my fwiends
Damn you Steve. Damn you to hell.

[kevmeistah21]

me- hey.. I know it's been a while but remember when we talked in my car about going to each other if we ever needed it? well i need to ask you something...
her- yes of course.
me- well idk.. it's kinda an urgent need.
her- ....
me-attitude..?
her- no! i was just waiting for the question.
me- oh.. So when are you gonna let me tap that..
her- are you serious..
me- uhhh yea, 10% serious..
her-10%? that's kinda low kevin...
me- i meant 100%, im getting sleepy you know how i'am.
her- yeah right..
me- im serious.

20-30 mins pass by and im in bed half asleep/awake.

her- well i have a question to ask you.

continuation.

me- well you got to answer mine first, then i'll answer yours..
her-trust me, my question will answer your answer, let's just make this easy for the both of us..
her- so are you going to let me ask you a question?
me-fine what is it?
her-when are you going to drop whoever you're dating and get back with me?
me-wtf. that doesn't answer my question.
her- you don't miss me?
me-no, wtf happen to being friends...
her-:(

i guess this could be bad or good in my case.

[du0]

ahhh more replies

Me: i need to ask you an important totally work related question
Girl 5: continue...
Me: when you gonna let me hit that?
Girl 5: hahahaha hit what? lol i need to put this thing on vibrate i keep forgetting to look at it.
Me: That! you know wat im talkin about
Girl 5: lol i dont think i understand the question alex
Me: du0s the name trick. and im asking you when can i have sex with you
Girl 5: Wait im snacking. (is this girl fuckin srs?)
Me: omfg lol this is srsbsns
Girl 5:lol that is a popular question as of late
Me: u done nommin? can u answer me pl0x?
Girl 5: I just did!...& um no lol
Me: so do i gotta take you to dinner first or what?
Girl 5: thats generally the process...



Girl 4 continued

Me: you sure are ignoring me
Girl 4: sorry havin a shitty day. and all u said was when am i gonna fuck u pretty much?
Me: ya

still waiting on a reply to that one and that was an hour ago lol

[Gnnr]

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2174/original/dat.jpg?1241922451

[du0]

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2174/original/dat.jpg?1241922451

ya i played that one all wrong

owell

im currently scourging through my phone book to see if i have anymoar tricks to yell at that will actually produce some lolz

[TURBOMAN]

LMFAO this shit is funny....

[krazyfil]

here is another one from m best friend lol.......

me... hey bro i need to ask u something important
him...what up?
me... i need a straight forward answer no bullshit ok
him... what up "n bomb"??
me... when u gonna give me a piece of that brown eye?
him... WTF?? What u mean?
me... unshoot that ass and lemme tap that shit
him... LOL what the fuck are u talking about
me... u know what im talking about brotha... they always say once u go gay there aint no other way... and who better to start with than my best friend
him... ur stupid... we aint gay "n bomb"
me... but i wanna try dude
him... wtf u go some issues haha... so whuts up really?

that pretty much was the end of it haha

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down

[krazyfil]

dude,.......what if ur sister was totally down..........fuckin' talk about backfire!


well technically she isnt my sister by blood... just some shit went down and we got helllla close and she is like my sister.. so i still woulda said no cuz she is like my family lol... but yea it woulda backfired a lil bit haha

[krazyfil]

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down


and thats a problem.... how? lol

[du0]

woot heres 4 more girls for ya

To all girls: I got a question i need answered

Girl 7: Ok
Me: When you gonna let me hit that
Girl 7: lol.your bad
Me: srs answer me nao
Girl 7: i dont think that will happen while (insert doucher's name here) and i are still together
Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUGGGGGG you know i do work girl
Girl 7: ?
Me: when i hit it i hit it good :spank:

no reply to that one

Girl 8: ok
Me: when you gonna let me hit that
Girl: haha idk who this is
Me: its du0, answer me or diaf
Girl 8: haha whenever
Me: omw :2f2f:

Girl 9: yes?
Me: When u gonna let me hit that???????/
Girl 9: lol u r ridiculous
Me: im srs as a heart attack girl. u answer me nao
Girl 9: lol i dont have sex :)
Me: u lies ***** u know ill beat until u break. Answer meh!!!1
Girl 9: haha i dont!
Me: wanna start? ill treat u real nice like
Girl 9: lol oh my
Me: lol u gonna make me the happiest man on earth or what?
Girl 9: lol ohh du0
Me: Just hit me with the truth girl. i can handle it
Girl 9: i dont have sex lol
Me: omfg why?
Girl 9: lol its a new experiment.
Me: start after we do this thing


no response.......

Girl 10: yes?
Me: when u gonna finally let me hit that?
Girl 10: is this ******'s brother?
Me: ya u finna answer me girl?
Girl 10? yeah...i think im gonna pass sorry lol
Me: wtf ***** you ho
Girl 10: wouldnt i be a ho if i said yes? and who is this really cuz du0 likes 16 year olds
Me: No u wouldnt be. and i like everyone. its du0 trust meh and just say yes. youll find out
Girl 10: sure du0 we can have sex
Me: omw
Girl 10: i was kidding
Me: too late cant take it back
Me: PS sarcasm doesnt work over sms

:boink:

Girl 11: Okay.....
Me: when u gonna let me hit that?
Girl 11: what? did u mean to text me?
Me: yes i meant it more than anything
Girl 11: Oh really? are u taking a poll of how many girls yould sleep with you?
Me: nope this is a serious proposition
Girl 11: hmm okay well my answer is the same as Girl 10
Me: lol u think u got me but she said yes so HA
Girl 11: and my answer is no so sorry
Me: too late im already outside your work

hopefully more to come

[DALAZ_68]

im too scared to do it :/
dont really want any girls to be pissed off at me ahah :hide:
i dub thee...pussy of thy thread...congrats...

Damn you Steve. Damn you to hell.
why?

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2174/original/dat.jpg?1241922451

quoted for awesomeness

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down

and thats a problem.... how? lol


my fucken exact thought



----------

me: hey
her: hi you, how u been
me: ive been wondering
her: about
me: me and you going for some pizza and u letting me tap that
her: Excuse me! wtf is that suppose to mean
me: exactly as it sound, so pizza and then ass...or do you have a problem with the schedule
her: who do you think i am, some hoebag
me:what, you dont like pizza
her: FUCK YOU
me: sweet, forget the pizza then...


still waiting on reply

[hOngsterr]

/\/\/\ the pizza thing is pretty funny.
lol

[krazyfil]

ill take the pizza lol

[s14unimog]

Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?




:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

[Slammed180]

her: FUCK YOU
me: sweet, forget the pizza then...


still waiting on reply

Ahahaha.
Best possible response EVAR!
I lol'd

[zylvia213]

Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?



that shit is super funny yo! i was cracken up like crazy at work when i read this.... I love this thread, i really want to hit some girls up cause i have tons of girlfriends that i been wondering if they would ever be down but im married. My girl checks all my text's and i would be in some deep shit.

[kensreliableb18b]

I love when fat/ugly chicks say shit like "in your dreams" hahaha do they really think they are worth something?



100th POST!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO



HAHAHAHA...so fucked up...

[325irollin]

hehhehehehheheheeee

[krazyfil]

Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
.....................

It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha

i sill think this is the best line so far haha

[flclsteve]

sucsess

me:when u gonna let me tap that
her:aha wat?
me:me:u know what i ment
her:u wanna fuck?
me:yup u down?
her:i would be if it wasnt that time of the month
me:haha well im off next thursday or friday should be down then ya?
her:aha sure

so next thursday well see rofl

[DALAZ_68]

sucsess

me:when u gonna let me tap that
her:aha wat?
me:me:u know what i ment
her:u wanna fuck?
me:yup u down?
her:i would be if it wasnt that time of the month
me:haha well im off next thursday or friday should be down then ya?
her:aha sure

so next thursday well see rofl
earn ur red wings pussy...lol

[krazyfil]

this thread seems like its gonna get alotta people laid hahaha... either that or half the people on here are making their answers up lol

[krazyfil]

earn ur red wings pussy...lol

shiit... red wings are fucking nice.. extra wet, super sloppy... and the couple girls ive done it with say it feels better when they on the rag anyways hahaha:hitit:

[cserrano86]

ME: Hey, Can I ask you a serious question? But I mean serious though...
HER: Yes
ME:I'm not sure how to ask. It's been bothering me lately...
HER: Ok, Go ahead
ME: When are you gonna let me have a taste of that sweet muffin of yours?
HER:LOL!!! Are you serious?
ME:I told you I had a serious question right?
HER:I cant take it serious cuz you said muffin
ME:LOL! Damn You.
HER:Lol. U see.
ME:But you know I'd be down whenever if you were to ever take me serious.
HER:R U Being totally honest?
ME: About the first question or the 2nd statement?
HER: 2nd statement
ME: Dude, you're beautiful all over...In a heart beat.
ME: I hope that doesnt offend you, just being honest
HER: It doesnt offend me at all
ME: Cool. So keep that in mind. ;)

[krazyfil]

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??

[cserrano86]

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??
LOL!!! It sounds tasty doesnt it?

[hOngsterr]

got muff? :ddog:

[krazyfil]

i suppose... why not say when u gonna let me eat at your american pink taco stand... all u can eat buffet and im hungy as fuck for whats on your menu lol

[Witness]

Pretty weak but ill post




me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl1: okay
me:when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
girl1:Are you being serious??
me: more serious then i ever been in my life
no response
me: Oh come on loosen up, or let me do that for you.
no response hahaha


close friend of mine. she sucked!

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl2:Yea go 4 it
girl2:haha ur funny
girl2: No ur not being serious
me:im being dead serious i need to know
girl2: im so lost
me: i was just kidding
girl2: I knew u were lol
me: but forreal though, when you gonna let me tap that?
girl2: haha
me: Im being serious this time!
girl2: no your not hahaa


me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl3: Wow lol wats ur question??
me: When you gonna let me hit that?
girl3: Hit what? ha
me: Cute, but quit acting innocent! So answer it plzz
girl3: Newayz, Soo what u doin tonight?

zomg!Scores!!! i think haha

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl4: uhhm ohk lol
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
girl4:What?!
girl4:why would u ask that out of no where?
me:thought of it as a suprise everyone loves suprises!
answer me plz
girl4:Not just like that sorry..
me: do i have to take you out on a date? Work with me so i can go to work in you!
girl4: Im not like that.
me: You did say not just like that, does that mean theres a chance?
girl4: oh ur dumb, lol
me: Il take that as a yes!
girl4: Ur sooo dumb. lol
me: Cum on ur getting my Hope up. ;)
girl4: Tell me your not being serious
got bored cus she started talkikng about how shes different now and blah blah blah

[DJDANGER24]

i was on facebook today on speed date... after i read this thread

her:Hello
me: hi
me: so when you going to let me tap that ?
her: ?
me: you know... tap that ass
her: yes i know
her: and never
me: when is that ?

[shmiddy]

so i kinda did this behind my mormon friends back, but i stole his phone and texted his girl

me: hey i need to ask you something, and i need an answer asap. its life or death

her: what is it

me:when are you gonna let me tap that (this is kinda funny cuz for the 2 yrs they have been dating they have never had sex)

her: lmao

me: well, i need an answer!!! LIFE OR DEATH!!!!

her: DIE NI**A DIE

[krazyfil]

a mormon said die n**** die? hahaha

[hOngsterr]

i think he's one of the many that has the fake
text's

[krazyfil]

who... shmiddy?

[hegamiz]

I sooo got to get on this... i'll do it tonight, leaving to LA in a bit.

[krazyfil]

I sooo got to get on this... i'll do it tonight, leaving to LA in a bit.

who the hell are u and whut do u drive? ur the first person besides my roommate that ive seen on this site thats from bakersfield haha

[Wake]

so i kinda did this behind my mormon friends back, but i stole his friend and texted his girl

me: hey i need to ask you something, and i need an answer asap. its life or death

her: what is it

me:when are you gonna let me tap that (this is kinda funny cuz for the 2 yrs they have been dating they have never had sex)

her: lmao

me: well, i need an answer!!! LIFE OR DEATH!!!!

her: DIE NI**A DIE

2 things i dont get

you stole his friend?
and since when do Mormons say the N word? or tell people to die?

oh and why did I (a black male) get pinked for saying said N word and no one in this thread has?

[krazyfil]

did u say it in "ga" or "ger"

but good point thats why i asked him what mormon would say thaT LOL

[shmiddy]

oops sorry will remove.. didnt mean to offend anyone

[shmiddy]

and i ment to say phone lol