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theronin · 07-30-2009, 12:43 PM

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

post your replies.

Rofl

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation

theronin · 07-30-2009, 12:43 PM

ill be doing this later tonight.

*exitspeed* · 07-30-2009, 12:59 PM

This kinda makes me giggle.

shmiddy · 07-30-2009, 01:04 PM

lol this looks like fun!!!! let me try... be back with some replys

*exitspeed* · 07-30-2009, 01:19 PM

I dunno. I don't think I can send that to anyone being married. Even though they know it would be a joke.

blueshark123 · 07-30-2009, 01:22 PM

I cant stop reading that thread while at work im not getting shit done now to many lol's

blueshark123 · 07-30-2009, 01:28 PM

I wonder how many positive results a girl would get if she did this lol

murda-c · 07-30-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueshark123

I wonder how many positive results a girl would get if she did this lol

an average girl probably like 80% of the dudes she texted lol

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 01:48 PM

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz

Azimmer · 07-30-2009, 02:02 PM

i asked the question and the answer was

"lol"

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azimmer

i asked the question and the answer was

"lol"

sorry my friend, but i think that's a no.

at least she laughed now instead of when you got your meat out in front of her. that would suck.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-30-2009, 02:10 PM

me: Can i ask you life and death question?
her: Sure?
me When you gonna let me tap that?
her:Why is that life or death? not a serious question my friend
me:hypothetical life or death
her: aww well than probably the same time that hypothetical question becomes life and death. thatll probably be the day

FUCK YES, im so in !!!

Azimmer · 07-30-2009, 02:11 PM

haha more replys the last one made me laugh

1:lol idk
2:after work
3:umm well you could come over or do you wanna have a pretend date so its not like im a booty call

haha i love it this shit

Azimmer · 07-30-2009, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

me: Can i ask you life and death question?
her: Sure?
me When you gonna let me tap that?
her:Why is that life or death? not a serious question my friend
me:hypothetical life or death
her: aww well than probably the same time that hypothetical question becomes life and death. thatll probably be the day

FUCK YES, im so in !!!

so when ur on your death bed tap it haha

*hOngsterr* · 07-30-2009, 02:14 PM

lol that shit is funny,

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 02:14 PM

i think this thread will go on to be valiant. looking forward to it.

i'll probably post some more later.

drftmark · 07-30-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reelyfast

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drftmark

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.

It's just that said girl is a virgin (told me she is saving for 'marriage') and has a bf at the moment, so I didn't want to push it. Didn't want her to freak out. She had already not wrote back once, that's why I had to send her 2 in a row. Probably wasn't the best test subject. O_o moar later.

*DALAZ_68* · 07-30-2009, 02:41 PM

me: Need to ask a life or death question
her: What?? whats wrong??
me: i dont know how to say this
her: omg tell me!!
me: when u gonna let me tap that? :-p
her: OMG! its 1:30 in the afternoon and ur already drinking lol
me: ouch

silly_13 · 07-30-2009, 02:48 PM

lmao pbnation... wooott....im do this to all the girls today haha

*exitspeed* · 07-30-2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reelyfast

This may be the first response this thread has.

Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death."
Girl: "Okay, ask."
Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?"
Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know."
Girl: "What???"
Me: "That's a no I'm guessing."
Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl)
Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..."
Girl: "Get what?"
Me: "That."
Girl: "That what?? shit."
Me: "That poosie. lmao."
Girl: "Oh. haha, ok."

That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more.

I did it for the lulz

Quote:

Originally Posted by drftmark

You totally messed that up IMO.

Should have kept the pressure on her and not beat around the bush. You should not have said "get that," should have said "tap that." That way she would have understood.

Again, this is all IMO, best of luck to you. I hope you succeed.

Seriously. You fucked that one up big time. Quit pussy footin around and ask.

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

Seriously. You fucked that one up big time. Quit pussy footin around and ask.

IYO.

Did you see my response to drftmark? I said it wasn't the best girl to try it on. So I failed that one, if it will keep the hostility away. I don't want to ruin a potentially epic thread. More to come i said.

*exitspeed* · 07-30-2009, 03:09 PM

Hahah, I sent that to my friends GF...

Me: Hey I got a question for ya...
Her: Melly Mel! I've got an answer for ya.
Me: When you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Haha! u are ridiculous. When do I get 2c u & ur wife? Quit killin Zombies and hang out.

Yeah that's the response when your married.

wh0aitznic0 · 07-30-2009, 03:14 PM

me: hey yo amanda! i got a question
her: Ok. What up?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: What?
me: answer the question

her: Maybe tomorrow.

SCORE

the head · 07-30-2009, 03:18 PM

The Game

You just lost it

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 03:28 PM

Me: i need to ask you something
Her: ask
Me: i dont know how to say it exactly
Her: bluntly do it
Me: hm, I could make that happen.
Me: well then
Me: when are you going to let me get that pussy?
Her: why don't we go on a date first..
Her: why are you asking that anyways
Me: is that a yes? did i just score??
Her: why are you acting like this.
Her: i don't understand

she might sort of want? oh well, it's for the lulz again..
more later.

btw, this was in an IM.

silly_13 · 07-30-2009, 03:29 PM

me: hey
(waiting for 5 mins....)
her: hi
me: what you doing?
her: eating
me: what you eating? mongolian beef?
her: no souplantation. thank u very much
me: oh so ur a vegeterian now?
her: heh just cutting down
me: oh.....well when u gonna let me tap that?
her: hiuh? who is this?
me: wtf? this is paul u deleted my number again?
her: lol hi misheel says hi
me: the fuck is mishell?
me: so whats up when u gonna let me tap that?
her: never
me: never is not always never u know.. how about tomorrow?
me: ima be leaving next month and im not gonna get some for 3 months.

no answer yet ima update it later... lmao

iROYAL · 07-30-2009, 03:52 PM

me: hey girl
her: ok?...Hello there
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: shiit. we need a get away )= i say we rent a motel (;
her: im bored & sleepy

reelyfast · 07-30-2009, 04:22 PM

(continued from a conversation before hand)
Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important..
Girl: Okay.. And that is?
Me: It's vary important......
Girl: Spit it out already
Me: When are you gonna let me hit that?
Girl: You serious?
Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down?
(.....pause.....)
Me: Chelzzzzzz.
Girl: Okay prove it and we can.

S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room

I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

jamg · 07-30-2009, 04:35 PM

damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

07-30-2009, 12:59 PM	#3
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	This kinda makes me giggle. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

07-30-2009, 01:04 PM	#4
shmiddy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: nyc Age: 36 Posts: 1,279 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	lol this looks like fun!!!! let me try... be back with some replys __________________ i fully de-volved

07-30-2009, 01:19 PM	#5
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I dunno. I don't think I can send that to anyone being married. Even though they know it would be a joke. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

07-30-2009, 02:02 PM	#10
Azimmer Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2009 Location: sacramento Age: 32 Posts: 101 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i asked the question and the answer was "lol" __________________ LoW BuDgEt DrIfTeR

07-30-2009, 02:10 PM	#12
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 35 Posts: 15,080 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	me: Can i ask you life and death question? her: Sure? me When you gonna let me tap that? her:Why is that life or death? not a serious question my friend me:hypothetical life or death her: aww well than probably the same time that hypothetical question becomes life and death. thatll probably be the day FUCK YES, im so in !!! __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

07-30-2009, 01:22 PM	#6
blueshark123 Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Jersey Posts: 5,481 Trader Rating: (55) Feedback Score: 55 reviews	I cant stop reading that thread while at work im not getting shit done now to many lol's

07-30-2009, 01:28 PM	#7
blueshark123 Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Jersey Posts: 5,481 Trader Rating: (55) Feedback Score: 55 reviews	I wonder how many positive results a girl would get if she did this lol

07-30-2009, 01:48 PM	#9
reelyfast Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: E USA Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This may be the first response this thread has. Me: "I need to ask you as serious question... Life or death." Girl: "Okay, ask." Me: "When u gon lemme get that guurl?" Me: "Quickly.. I'm dying and need to know." Girl: "What???" Me: "That's a no I'm guessing." Girl: "What are u talkin bout that made no since" (i asked a kinda, uh, less grammatically correct girl) Me: "I just wanted to know if i could get that..." Girl: "Get what?" Me: "That." Girl: "That what?? shit." Me: "That poosie. lmao." Girl: "Oh. haha, ok." That's as far as I am as of now. If it gets juicy I might edit this post w/ more. I did it for the lulz

07-30-2009, 02:11 PM	#13
Azimmer Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2009 Location: sacramento Age: 32 Posts: 101 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haha more replys the last one made me laugh 1:lol idk 2:after work 3:umm well you could come over or do you wanna have a pretend date so its not like im a booty call haha i love it this shit __________________ LoW BuDgEt DrIfTeR

07-30-2009, 02:14 PM	#16
reelyfast Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: E USA Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i think this thread will go on to be valiant. looking forward to it. i'll probably post some more later.

07-30-2009, 02:41 PM	#19
DALAZ_68 not giving a fuck Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los angeles Age: 35 Posts: 15,080 Trader Rating: (104) Feedback Score: 104 reviews	me: Need to ask a life or death question her: What?? whats wrong?? me: i dont know how to say this her: omg tell me!! me: when u gonna let me tap that? :-p her: OMG! its 1:30 in the afternoon and ur already drinking lol me: ouch __________________ LOL 240... whats better than 1? 5 1's ...lol PSN & XBL GT : Wh0pp3r68 CLUB LEXUS : Wh0pp3r

07-30-2009, 02:48 PM	#20
silly_13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Age: 32 Posts: 773 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	lmao pbnation... wooott....im do this to all the girls today haha

07-30-2009, 03:09 PM	#23
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Hahah, I sent that to my friends GF... Me: Hey I got a question for ya... Her: Melly Mel! I've got an answer for ya. Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Her: Haha! u are ridiculous. When do I get 2c u & ur wife? Quit killin Zombies and hang out. Yeah that's the response when your married. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

07-30-2009, 03:18 PM	#25
the head Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: in a dark room mastering the art of typing with one hand Posts: 2,164 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	The Game You just lost it __________________ I never knew you could do that with an eggplant

07-30-2009, 03:28 PM	#26
reelyfast Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: E USA Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Me: i need to ask you something Her: ask Me: i dont know how to say it exactly Her: bluntly do it Me: hm, I could make that happen. Me: well then Me: when are you going to let me get that pussy? Her: why don't we go on a date first.. Her: why are you asking that anyways Me: is that a yes? did i just score?? Her: why are you acting like this. Her: i don't understand she might sort of want? oh well, it's for the lulz again.. more later. btw, this was in an IM.

07-30-2009, 03:29 PM	#27
silly_13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Age: 32 Posts: 773 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	me: hey (waiting for 5 mins....) her: hi me: what you doing? her: eating me: what you eating? mongolian beef? her: no souplantation. thank u very much me: oh so ur a vegeterian now? her: heh just cutting down me: oh.....well when u gonna let me tap that? her: hiuh? who is this? me: wtf? this is paul u deleted my number again? her: lol hi misheel says hi me: the fuck is mishell? me: so whats up when u gonna let me tap that? her: never me: never is not always never u know.. how about tomorrow? me: ima be leaving next month and im not gonna get some for 3 months. no answer yet ima update it later... lmao

07-30-2009, 03:52 PM	#28
iROYAL Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: 310 Posts: 763 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	me: hey girl her: ok?...Hello there me: when are you gonna let me tap that? her: shiit. we need a get away )= i say we rent a motel (; her: im bored & sleepy

07-30-2009, 04:22 PM	#29
reelyfast Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: E USA Posts: 27 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	(continued from a conversation before hand) Me: I shall. Btw, I need to ask you something important.. Girl: Okay.. And that is? Me: It's vary important...... Girl: Spit it out already Me: When are you gonna let me hit that? Girl: You serious? Me: Yeah. I say we rent a 5 star hotel room. Down? (.....pause.....) Me: Chelzzzzzz. Girl: Okay prove it and we can. S-S-S-S Score!! now i just have to shell out some cash for that room I know this thread isn't about scoring, just thought I'd throw it in.

07-30-2009, 04:35 PM	#30
jamg Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2009 Location: GA Posts: 2,106 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	damn i SWEAR i read this in every forums i read. body building forums and all....

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