Does anyone remember the diarrhea rhymes?

[LimeLite Racing]

If you do, post them up! I'm trying to remember them, but they won't come back to me! The only one I can remember is:
"When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a sudden splatter, diarrhea....clap clap....diarrhea" hahahahaha

[ZilviaKid]

when your walkin down the street, havin something nice to eat, diarrhea...

[DreamN]

The Official Diarrhea Song (http://diarrheasong.blogspot.com/)

http://www.bestlyrics.org/V/0/Vandals/the-diarrhea-song/

:D

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

when you're going downtown and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarhea

[wow-thats-a-cool-car]

when your driving in a chevy and you feel something heavy diarrhea

When your taking a poop and you see 2 spiders hump diarrhea

This thread is full of win keep it going!!!!!!!

[flclsteve]

climbing up a ladder and u hear somthing splatter (edit to late ) but still

[mRclARK1]

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam, diarrhea.

Try rhyming something that makes any sense with second... I can't think of any.

I played a lot of baseball as a kid.

[LimeLite Racing]

Hahahaha this is great! Keep em comin!

I'm trying to think of one that rhymes with sliding into second, but nothing is coming to mind.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

when you're sliding into second, and you poop your pants, diarrhea.

[soreballz]

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the walls.


Not really the point of this thread, but, fuck it.

[jrbump]

when you're listening to dolly parton
and your but starts a fartin
diarrhea cha cha cha

at the county fair
and something foul is in the air
diarrhea cha cha cha

hiding in the bushes
and you feel something smooshes
diarrhea cha cha cha




who remembers the suffocation song?

[DALAZ_68]

when ur driving in a chevy and u feel something heavy diarrhea diarrhea

when ur swiming in a pool and u feel something smooth diarrhea diarrhea

[LimeLite Racing]

When your butt cheeks start squeezin and your butthole starts sneezin, diarrhea!

[FaLKoN240]

When you're on your scooter scootin' and your booty starts a pootin' DIARRHEA!

When you're sittin in class and you feel pressure in your ass DIARRHEA!

[HyperTek]

what is this? are you guys in elementary? geeez


lmao
the one i rememmber
"when your in a lamborghini and you feel something squishy .. diarrhea"

[XeroX]

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam, diarrhea.

Try rhyming something that makes any sense with second... I can't think of any.

I played a lot of baseball as a kid.

When your sliding into second, and you find a little present....diarrhea...

haha...kinda rymes....

[SexPanda]

when your walking down the hall and you feel something fall... diarrhea, diarrhea.

[GluedMyNuts]

When you eat expired food and you feel like you have to poop, diarrhea, diarrhea

[allntrlundrgrnd]

when you're sliding into second, and you poop your pants, diarrhea.

that seriously made me lol

when your slidin into second, and to the toilet you are beckoned, diarrhea

[NISMO_tuner]

not second, but two... doesnt make too much sense but here it is:

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

[Bubbles]

Why..............was this bumped?

[NISMO_tuner]

Why..............was this bumped?

sorry, didnt see the date...
too tired and bored to notice that.
:bash: too late now

[LimeLite Racing]

Why..............was this bumped?
Why..............does it matter?
This shit's still funny. Hahahahahhaha

[wgJoY]

wow this thread lol

Damn you guys took all the ones i knew >.<

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

that one got me laughing good.

[karl wasabi]

When you're sitting on a john, and your toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hands, diarrhea.

I always have a hard time spelling diarrhea. lol.