Does anyone remember the diarrhea rhymes? - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

LimeLite Racing · 04-18-2009, 11:56 PM

If you do, post them up! I'm trying to remember them, but they won't come back to me! The only one I can remember is:
"When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a sudden splatter, diarrhea....clap clap....diarrhea" hahahahaha

ZilviaKid · 04-19-2009, 12:02 AM

when your walkin down the street, havin something nice to eat, diarrhea...

DreamN · 04-19-2009, 12:06 AM

The Official Diarrhea Song

http://www.bestlyrics.org/V/0/Vandal...diarrhea-song/

Taniguchi_Is_#1 · 04-19-2009, 12:08 AM

when you're going downtown and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarhea

wow-thats-a-cool-car · 04-19-2009, 12:16 AM

when your driving in a chevy and you feel something heavy diarrhea

When your taking a poop and you see 2 spiders hump diarrhea

This thread is full of win keep it going!!!!!!!

flclsteve · 04-19-2009, 12:21 AM

climbing up a ladder and u hear somthing splatter (edit to late ) but still

mRclARK1 · 04-19-2009, 12:24 AM

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam, diarrhea.

Try rhyming something that makes any sense with second... I can't think of any.

I played a lot of baseball as a kid.

LimeLite Racing · 04-19-2009, 12:33 AM

Hahahaha this is great! Keep em comin!

I'm trying to think of one that rhymes with sliding into second, but nothing is coming to mind.

Taniguchi_Is_#1 · 04-19-2009, 12:45 AM

when you're sliding into second, and you poop your pants, diarrhea.

soreballz · 04-19-2009, 01:32 AM

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the walls.

Not really the point of this thread, but, fuck it.

jrbump · 04-19-2009, 01:40 AM

when you're listening to dolly parton
and your but starts a fartin
diarrhea cha cha cha

at the county fair
and something foul is in the air
diarrhea cha cha cha

hiding in the bushes
and you feel something smooshes
diarrhea cha cha cha

who remembers the suffocation song?

*DALAZ_68* · 04-19-2009, 01:41 AM

when ur driving in a chevy and u feel something heavy diarrhea diarrhea

when ur swiming in a pool and u feel something smooth diarrhea diarrhea

LimeLite Racing · 04-19-2009, 03:51 PM

When your butt cheeks start squeezin and your butthole starts sneezin, diarrhea!

***FaLKoN240*** · 04-19-2009, 04:47 PM

When you're on your scooter scootin' and your booty starts a pootin' DIARRHEA!

When you're sittin in class and you feel pressure in your ass DIARRHEA!

HyperTek · 04-19-2009, 07:08 PM

what is this? are you guys in elementary? geeez

lmao
the one i rememmber
"when your in a lamborghini and you feel something squishy .. diarrhea"

XeroX · 04-19-2009, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mRclARK1

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam, diarrhea.

Try rhyming something that makes any sense with second... I can't think of any.

I played a lot of baseball as a kid.

When your sliding into second, and you find a little present....diarrhea...

haha...kinda rymes....

SexPanda · 04-19-2009, 07:29 PM

when your walking down the hall and you feel something fall... diarrhea, diarrhea.

GluedMyNuts · 04-19-2009, 08:32 PM

When you eat expired food and you feel like you have to poop, diarrhea, diarrhea

allntrlundrgrnd · 04-19-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taniguchi_Is_#1

when you're sliding into second, and you poop your pants, diarrhea.

that seriously made me lol

when your slidin into second, and to the toilet you are beckoned, diarrhea

NISMO_tuner · 06-07-2009, 12:33 AM

not second, but two... doesnt make too much sense but here it is:

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

Bubbles · 06-07-2009, 12:37 AM

Why..............was this bumped?

NISMO_tuner · 06-07-2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Why..............was this bumped?

sorry, didnt see the date...
too tired and bored to notice that.

too late now

LimeLite Racing · 06-07-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Why..............was this bumped?

Why..............does it matter?
This shit's still funny. Hahahahahhaha

wgJoY · 06-08-2009, 03:40 AM

wow this thread lol

Damn you guys took all the ones i knew >.<

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

that one got me laughing good.

karl wasabi · 06-08-2009, 04:04 AM

When you're sitting on a john, and your toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hands, diarrhea.

I always have a hard time spelling diarrhea. lol.

04-19-2009, 12:02 AM	#2
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04-19-2009, 12:06 AM	#3
DreamN Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SoCal - 818 Age: 36 Posts: 10,691 Trader Rating: (54) Rides Gallery: DreamN Feedback Score: 54 reviews	The Official Diarrhea Song http://www.bestlyrics.org/V/0/Vandal...diarrhea-song/ __________________ - Jimmy Wanted: TBD For Sale: TBD

04-19-2009, 12:16 AM	#5
wow-thats-a-cool-car Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California Posts: 2,663 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	when your driving in a chevy and you feel something heavy diarrhea When your taking a poop and you see 2 spiders hump diarrhea This thread is full of win keep it going!!!!!!! __________________

04-19-2009, 12:21 AM	#6
flclsteve Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Irvine Age: 32 Posts: 538 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	climbing up a ladder and u hear somthing splatter (edit to late ) but still __________________

04-19-2009, 12:24 AM	#7
mRclARK1 Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location? Posts: 4,205 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea. When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and your pants are filled with foam, diarrhea. Try rhyming something that makes any sense with second... I can't think of any. I played a lot of baseball as a kid. __________________

04-18-2009, 11:56 PM	#1
LimeLite Racing Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene! Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (24) Rides Gallery: LimeLite Racing Feedback Score: 24 reviews	Does anyone remember the diarrhea rhymes? If you do, post them up! I'm trying to remember them, but they won't come back to me! The only one I can remember is: "When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a sudden splatter, diarrhea....clap clap....diarrhea" hahahahaha __________________ Drift.

04-19-2009, 12:08 AM	#4
Taniguchi_Is_#1 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: West Arkansas Prefecture Posts: 3,141 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	when you're going downtown and you see something brown, diarrhea, diarhea

04-19-2009, 12:33 AM	#8
LimeLite Racing Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene! Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (24) Rides Gallery: LimeLite Racing Feedback Score: 24 reviews	Hahahaha this is great! Keep em comin! I'm trying to think of one that rhymes with sliding into second, but nothing is coming to mind. __________________ Drift.

04-19-2009, 12:45 AM	#9
Taniguchi_Is_#1 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: West Arkansas Prefecture Posts: 3,141 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	when you're sliding into second, and you poop your pants, diarrhea.

04-19-2009, 01:40 AM	#11
jrbump Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 663 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	when you're listening to dolly parton and your but starts a fartin diarrhea cha cha cha at the county fair and something foul is in the air diarrhea cha cha cha hiding in the bushes and you feel something smooshes diarrhea cha cha cha who remembers the suffocation song? __________________ http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...0Wheel%20Drive

04-19-2009, 01:41 AM	#12
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04-19-2009, 03:51 PM	#13
LimeLite Racing Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Eugene! Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (24) Rides Gallery: LimeLite Racing Feedback Score: 24 reviews	When your butt cheeks start squeezin and your butthole starts sneezin, diarrhea! __________________ Drift.

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04-19-2009, 07:08 PM	#15
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,222 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	what is this? are you guys in elementary? geeez lmao the one i rememmber "when your in a lamborghini and you feel something squishy .. diarrhea" __________________ Keep it Classy

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04-19-2009, 08:32 PM	#18
GluedMyNuts Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal Age: 36 Posts: 171 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	When you eat expired food and you feel like you have to poop, diarrhea, diarrhea

06-07-2009, 12:33 AM	#20
NISMO_tuner Nissanaholic! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SoCal 818/562/714 Posts: 2,193 Trader Rating: (64) Feedback Score: 64 reviews	not second, but two... doesnt make too much sense but here it is: When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea __________________ Check my for sale thread for S13 parts

06-07-2009, 12:37 AM	#21
Bubbles Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Location, Location. Posts: 3,320 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Why..............was this bumped? __________________ For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.

06-08-2009, 03:40 AM	#24
wgJoY Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 626 Posts: 634 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	wow this thread lol Damn you guys took all the ones i knew >.< When you're rolling like a tire and your intestines are on fire Diarrhea, diarrhea. that one got me laughing good.

06-08-2009, 04:04 AM	#25
karl wasabi Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Walnut/SoCal Posts: 3,898 Trader Rating: (41) Feedback Score: 41 reviews	When you're sitting on a john, and your toilet paper's gone, be a man, use your hands, diarrhea. I always have a hard time spelling diarrhea. lol. __________________ Karl Wasabi Private Seller - Review Thread

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