Post the funniest newb statement you have ever heard

[usdm180sx]

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

[ThatGuy]

"I just signed up on NICO..."

[fromxtor]

"Nissan made 240s for drifting."

[DrtyRat]

one of the older members had a -rep he received when he was selling some older TE's. He had/has that rep as part of his sig. It said "those aren't te's".

[YoungGun]

"I like NA more than turbo."

[LoneStarSilvia]

"I wanna build a high compression NA KA..."

[s13boy89]

damn it norm you took mine

[mrmephistopheles]

"I'm going to put an SR20VET into my 240sx"

-me, 9 years ago.

[seesquared]

"I just bought a shell. I need some 240sx parts, lemme know what ya got"

[Future240]

"What do I need to run X engine?
"did you search?"
"No"

[Yuri]

What parts do I need to convert my 240 to a One-via?

[S-Nation S13]

"whats the difference between NICO and ZILVIA there both nissian forums" FAIL!! -ME 2 years ago!!
"BOUT to run high ass compression im plannin to go turbo!!" - found that while crusin NICO..hahah thats why i left that SH*T

[Future240]

"Whats the difference between a kouki and a zenki?"

[BustedS13]

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

[memo92]

Let's have some fun. Here's mine:

"OMG a sileighty front on a coupe looks so bad ass!"

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers:tweak:.

[s13 @ fullboost]

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

[cc4usmc]

281k
He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers:tweak:.
:confused:
281k=281,000

[LongGrain]

:confused:
281k=281,000

thats what i was thinking..

[lflkajfj12123]

"s13.5's are so cool i want that"

[ThatGuy]

This one newb made a funny post recently...

First he spelled "bought": b-a-u-g-h-t, then he got confused when some one typed a "k" and thought the guy meant kilometers! I guess Y2K was the Year 2 Kilometers

:bowrofl:








<--- Hey look, I have 14 Kilometer posts now! :ddog:

[DrtyRat]

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just baught, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers:tweak:.

Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution :-/


edit:Barry beat me to it!

[memo92]

" Hey dude I have a quick question. Is sleepy eye a factory option from Nissan?"

Let me tell you when I heard that I lol'd for like 3 weeks haha

LOL! That's a gem!

:confused:
281k=281,000

Damn, :duh:I failed to process that: K = 1000. I haven't had my cup of coffee yet, Thanks.

But, 281,000 miles, daaaaang! That's rebuild milage. That's nothing to brag about.

[Charlie]

"Oh shit is that a Probe?"

[memo92]

Now we are having fun. :bow:
Um...this one just made me laugh. Thanks for the contribution :-/


edit:Barry beat me to it!

[Chrischeezer]

"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?"

-he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL

[shinhed]

"300zx Breaks question?"

[dmragecm]

when people call s14 kouki front ends "jdm silvia front ends":rl::rl::rl::mephfawk::mephfawk:

[dynamicck]

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.

[juice.def]

"i'm going to build a Silvia for $3000"
me in June 2002

RIP SCC

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

[Project3328]

i like those 240s with the shark eye head lights


lol

in reference to the kouki 14


ohhhhh i got in this huge argument cuz this dude swore up and down that the s13 blacktop was way more powerful then the s13 redtop

[LongGrain]

haha i remember that article god that was a long time ago.

"you should swap in a 97 motor"
me- a 97 motor?
" yea the 97's come with an sr20det its pretty much a turbo version of the motor you have "
me- oh oh i see a 97 motor ill have to check that out...

I love when people think they know more about your car then you do when they have absolutely no idea about anything.

HUGE pet peeve of mine, i hate when people who dont have a clue try to tell ME about MY car.

"you know you should try drifting this"

"Is your SR20 the DE or the DET version?"

and i could not tell you how many times ive heard this one from the most random people who ask me about my car

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...

[juice.def]

thats classic ive heard that one alot

[YoungGun]

"yea, ive been searching for one of these to build, they are hard to find though"

yea right, they are everywhere. if you were really going to buy one you would have already...
+1 to that.

[illxs14]

I was driving my kouki s14 and some guy was like..."that's so JDM!"

my response...it's stock.


haha :duh:

[SoCal-s130]

Couple.

2 happened at Riverside drift meet.

I was parking and someone crouches down. How do you get your car so low?

Next week someone comes up to me, your springs burnt?

Was approached by someone at a gas station real into my car and asks if I am on bags. Then to end the convo, hey gotta get going. Nice prelude man.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

"I see you already have exhaust"

some random at the gas station after asking me if i had an sr20 in my car.

it was lowered on wheels thats it lol

i was done talking to him

[s13.5guy]

"s13.5's are so cool i want that"
I hear this every time a noob sees my car. One joker even jumped up an down screaming ' a REALLLL silvia OMG OMG'

*sigh*

Funniest noob statement I have heard was 'I just got a 240. How can I beat my buddies Honda civic. I was told these cars are super fast stock, but mine isn't. What's wrong with my car? Any help would be great '

*sigh*

Or more..I have an s15 front on my hatch so this is what I've heard:

'Is that an integra?'

ME- 'No'
'Oh, well the front looks like an integra'

ME - 'Its not an integra, nor is it an integra front end'

'What is it then?'

ME- 'A 2009 mustang'

'Oh...really?'

Guy at a gas station says,
'Hella clean eclipse man. Is that the AWD one?'

Another guy:

'You should put a silvia front on that instead...'

*sigh*

If you wanna get technical, I DO have a Silvia front end'

[Dee]

"i got 12v power from the battery, but how do i get Ground?"

-he thought you needed to run the wire to the street/ground LOL


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I pooped a little

[sidewayz240]

"so.. a SR20 is a turbo 4 cylinder V8?"

[OKR_240SX]

Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station.
"Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?"

Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

[legacy927]

3 incidents that I would remember for life.

1. some kid riding his bike (bicycle) said to me..."ohhh...that's a nice Civic."

2. some old guys sitting at the corner, while I was pulling over to park, when I got out, one of them asked me, "What kind of car is that?" "A Pontiac?"

3. Some girl I know, asked if my car was a Sentra.

[shinhed]

Wouldn't carbon fiber melt easily?....

Fresh off the forum.

[Matej]

What a dummy. Everyone knows that carbon fibers are created during a carbonization process at temperatures of up to 3000°C in inert atmosphere or vacuum.

[BoostedCoupe]

"hey did you cut your springs yourself"

[juice.def]

"so.. a SR20 is a turbo 4 cylinder V8?"

ive also had one that was pretty similar to that
kid goes what size engines do those come with
me- 2.4
kid says ohh is that a v6 or a v4

[s13.5guy]

V4. Ha ha ha

[articdragon192]

All Z guys ask me...
What springs are you on?
Dammit, springs don't go this low!

[LongGrain]

Kid in a civic asked me this at a gas station.
"Why do you have 2 radiators? and why does it have large metal pipes coming out of both sides?"

Me - Extra cooling for my antifreeze.

i had an older guy ask me why i had 3" stainless steel radiator hoses

[ILoveMyRHS13]

A guy at the local Auto Zone has a camo S14... I was talking to him and he showed me a back up camera.
"I'm going to put it in my front bumper for some touge runs."

[nissansrbetter16]

I was reading a mag. in school and kid walks up "so how much drift does that come with?" I just laughed until he walked away.

[Future240]

"This car can easily do 200mph"
He was referring to a rb20 swapped 240 with the engine still stock.

[Teddy]

In reference to a CL add with a blacktop SR S13:

"Hey man, just wanted to let you know your SR is not a blacktop. It's a redtop with the valve cover painted. Blacktops are S14 SRs"

-Me 3 years ago.

[Edgar]

"do you have a v6 sr20det?"

my reply was yes.

[Andrew Bohan]

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

[ant s13]

what's "obo" mean?

[Joshkl]

in 2000:

him: excuse me sir, but you only brought in 2 snow tires
me: yes, that is correct
him: it's recommended that you put 4 snow tires on
me: no, it's ok. just throw em on the rear
him: are you serious? this is a front wheel drive car
me: no, it's rear wheel drive
him: no, all probes are front wheel drive
me: it's a 240sx
him: ...

lmao........

[fromxtor]

I remember back in '03 some guy had a kouki and it got flooded, and he acted all butt hurt and said well I guess I'm going to have to swap in an SR because I cant find a replacement ECU. This is also the guy that had a whole 3 ring binder with all kinds of torn out magazines and the entire FSM printed out, like he needed that to swap the motor into his car.

[duffman1278]

Some guy at a gas station was like "man thats a nice nissan. What is that like a 98??" I have an S13 btw lol

[silviaguy240]

some kid in my neighborhood when i was working on my car

"are you making this a street tuner?"

and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake.

"yo man, you got a blow off?"

[lolatclint]

"dude the sr20 is a v6 dumbass"

LUL

[jorge1190]

When i called someone to ask about their s14 for sale,

Me: So, the car is stock?
Him: Well actually its got a JDM KA24DE. Cost about 1200, it was put it at 100k.

I hung up

[enkei2k]

me - how do you install a front strut tower bar...?
god i feel like an idiot...live and learn.

[Tearlessj]

and a dude in a 2 door acura tl with rims and a intake.

"yo man, you got a blow off?"

LOL I'll add this one.

[silviaguy240]

woops my bad, CL. always thought it was a tl coupe

[driven_]

i took a picture off here of someone's s14.
and put it on facebook (i'm sorry whoever it was. hehe)

a guy that goes to my school. was like "damn man huge ass front mount!"
i was like, what? its a normal front mount.

him: so what car you got man?
me: uh, '95 240.
him: oh sweet, i'm gonna put a 2jz or Rb26 into a volvo. shits gonna be sick!
me: i see. thats quite neat.

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?

[Andrew Bohan]

oh i just remembered

last month some dudes were walkin by my house when luke and i were cleaning up some car shit.

one of the dudes: hey do you guys work on cars?
me: yea
dude: oh cool man, i wanna get some racing seats and shit. can you guys do that? what do you guys charge?
me: ask him, he has a shop
luke: we're an elite fabrication shop so it's pretty expensive, $120 an hour. what kinda car do you have
dude: i have a mr2 1986 and i wanna get those side things for it too.
me: side skirts?
dude: i dunno what they're called but the go on the sides under the doors and they look SICK! i have an mr2 1986
luke and i look at each other like wtf noob
dude: i wanna get those bars too. you know, the ones that go in the back? i have an mr2 1986
luke: ...strut bars?
dude: yea i think that's it. those look SICK! i have an mr2 1986
me: ok dude, well we gotta get goin. later

[blu808]

Haha. yea. His logic was awesome.

[LoneStarSilvia]

On atleast 5 different ocassions at McDonald's, the random cholo of the week working the window goes:

"Nice ride bro, is that a turbo?"

I have no front bumper.....

Once I get my food, "Hey rev it real quick!"

I rarely go there anymore.


When I had my car parked in a storage unit, the security guard told me I had a sweet Camaro.

I've also heard, "That's a badass little Altima".

Plenty of Skyline look-a-like remarks too. Tucson fucking blows.

[mRclARK1]

Definitely my favorite. I don't remember it word for word, and there's chunks missing, but this was general convo.

Dude: "So bro, you got a 240? You got like 240 hp stock in that thing!"
Me: "No, '240' doesn't refer to the hp of the car"
Dude: "You sure? My friend has a sweet 240 with that JDM engine..."
Me: "An SR20?"
Dude: "No. It's got a K in it"
Me: "KA24?"
Dude: "Yeah that's it"
Me: "That's the USDM engine. Vehicles sold in North America had that motor"
Dude: "Nah man, he paid huge cash for a swap to this motor. He had 240hp when it was swapped in, but now he's running like 400hp. It's sick man"

We talk about something else and his car for awhile, and he mentions his friends car again... And it's highly generous sounding hp numbers.

Me: (I'm just entertaining myself now) "So he must have had a turbo job done?"
Dude: "No, but he's got like a sweet intake and an exhaust system. Car sounds like sex."
Me: "What the hell kind of women have you had sex with? A gorilla?" (I remember that one word for word. haha)

This was in a loud bar so I just walked away laughing at that point.

[Chrischeezer]

i listened while a customer at my shop explained to his friend that a supercharger was electrical and a turbo was driven by the motors suction and then fuel was injected into it, thats why u need a bigger injector, and somthing about turbo lag was in that whole mess...

and this one customer with a 2000 ish, elantra with missing fenders and a blown headgasket and driving on a spare with a flat* told me all this shit happen when he was "ICE RACING" and thats why he doesn't do that anymore...
everyone got a big kick out of this guy... we even did a RB26swap for him CHECK IT!
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k141/ChrisCheezer/Rb26-swap.jpg
- the customer didn't even realize we were making fun of him.. sad sad sad...
I love it so much when this stuff happens

[DataXUnknown]

I have gotten SO MANY TIMES

"Your car is still on man" -random kids

"SIR EXCUSE ME, YOUR CAR IS STILL ON" -somone outside of work

"dude why is your car running" -friend

"so why is that your car is still running?" -the mail lady

"excuse me, i think you left your car running" -old asian guy at traffic school

I guess it's always fun to see the look on their face when I say "I know", mosst of the time though I just say "it turns off by itself".

[DUFFM4N]

the usual dumb shit

"do you drift it?"
"is it turbo?"
"you left your car running"
"you got that thing on bags?"

[Future240]

"I'm going to build a nissan 240sx with three turbos, red lights under the bottom"-me before I discovered zilvia

[keistyle]

"SEE DAT TIRE?!" -
hick accent/american?/red neck:mephfawk::trogdor:

[SlideWell]

my old 1997 240sx se. i have more than a few people say, "whoa, a skyline!"

[BustedS13]

LOL I'll add this one.

lol. i had a lengthy argument with my roommate over the differences between CL's and TL's right before i bought one.

[!Zar!]

"I plan on going to the track."

Or, "This car is going to be my DD and track car, which coilovers should I get."

[BoostSlideWayz]

Made a video of my KA24E-T idling and someone posted a comment on the video saying: "Thats sick man is it SR or RB ?"

Another one. Me and my friend were talking about skyline motors..
Him: dude my neighbor owns a car dealer ship in L.A. and he owns a skyline there.
Me: Really? what model ??
Him: idk , BUT MAN THOSE 4 cyl skylines are fast he said..
Me: WTF RB's arent 4cyl..
Him: yes they are...
Me: no there not watch, so i go online to show him the specs of the motor..
Him: well he said it was a 4 cyl..
Me: well your neighbor is a lier!

[cali240sxdrifter]

"all about show, no go for me"

Me in 00 :(

[The Chad]

I've had someone on here ask me "when are you gonna make your 240 into a SIlvia and swap out the front end " I responded that the car looks basically the same in Japan...they responded " Nuh uh, the headlights and everything are totally different on a Silvia (S14)" I did not reply... :( I think he was talking about the S15 swaps at the time ?

[AndyCs13]

Working on my car and my sister's boyfriend walks up. He starts talkin like he knows all about it.

points to my blow off valve and says "is that the turbo"
i just pretend not to hear him.


on another forum a kid asked if he could use 5 lug wheels with a 4 lug hub.

[stiizy]

How bout this..

Parked at a show last year..

Look how cool he has one of those solar panel hoods


Yeah solar paneled hood???

My girl just laughs and i turn around...

[vodka2]

"How much is your car?""How much is that?""Did you watch tokyo drift?"

[napaKAliboog]

While i was in high school my friends and I overherd thiso convo during lunch we were dying! with milk flooding out of my nose...

A kid1 with a import tuner mag: a esse you gonna buy that turbo yet?
kid2: inno if i want the injen one or that k and n one. I need it for the freeway my civic needs to drift more to i might get these springs but they're to much
kid1: just cut it foo my homie did that it's low now to he even spray painted it so it doesnt get dirty.
kid2: oh shiit look at those nice 22s! i need to get those rims so it goes a little faster you know? it's bigger

Apparently kid2 has a black EF civic with spray painted primer black HUB CAPS FROM AUTOZONE. My friend goes up to him and ask hey i saw your car you got black rims now?
kid2: Yea it looks more sleek now. I painted it black stands out more you know?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[shinhed]

"Sorry if this is a dump (sic) question but, when you make a cold air induction setup and you add a filter to the tip, can you remove your stock filter in the engine bay?"

-Me 7 years ago on a Honda forum:doh:

[Future240]

"I flipped my maxima trying to drift"-old associate

[xtheenderx]

while sitting at starbucks bunch of latino kids walkin by the parking lot passes by a 98 4dr honda accord with some ricer taillights.

person1: Hey dawg, its a skyline! Damn I wanna get those lights for my car!
person2: Nah dawg, its a civic. Stupid!

I've had a couple people tell me that MKIV supras came with a V4.
EPIC FAIL

[jskateborders]

I was talking to my friend about getting another car to drift since my s13 was stolen, and he was trying to tell me to get a civic.
me - "you cant drift a civic"
him - " the si's have enough power"
me - " fwd"
him - " well they can drift in initial d"

[s13_slideways]

um when i was driving and a stock civic came up to me and was like you wana race i got 135hp lol

[CrimsonRockett]

I remember driving down the street one day, SRT-4 pulls up next to me at a light:

guy: Yo! What kinda coilovers you on?

me: D2's (at the time)

guy: Oh yah? Who makes those?!

me: *Facepalm* *Drives away*

[mRclARK1]

I'm slowly remembering a bunch more...

Guy: "Is that RHD a factory option for North America?"
Me: "No"
Guy: "So you converted it?"
Me: "No, I don't see the point in hacking up a good chassis for absolutely no benefit, it came this way. It's factory drivers side for JDM vehicles, among a few other places as well."
Guy: "Oh ok, so you prefer RHD?"
Me: "No, I would prefer left actually, but this car was well priced, exactly what I wanted, aside from RHD, and was just to good a deal to pass up."
Guy: "Cool... Is it true RHD is better for performance though?"
Me: "No, that makes no difference."
Guy: "Alright... Guess I'm kinda new to all this. I just got my first 240, you ever have one?"
Me: (I'm driving my Z32 at the time)"Yes, sold it and now I miss it. How much did you pay for yours? What year and mileage? Stock? Swapped? etc."
Guy: "It's stock, a 1990 with around 130k on it, paid just over 6k for it."

Convo continued for a few minutes. Nice guy, just kinda slow it seemed. haha

I didn't have the heart to tell the guy he had just thrown away a large sum of money.

[Brian]

Did you cut your springs?

[zaquanh]

had this discusion a while back

lawrence: dude i found out my car is turbo
me: no its not lol
him: my civic is fast i can hear it spool and everything at a certain rpm
me: i think thats vtec sorry
him: hmm idk i cant find the turbo mabye they put it in the block
me: wtf turbos arent put in blocks what do you mean
lawrence: huh mabye mine was turbo and they took it off and they even left the BOV look
me: dude ur dumb thats a fuckin egr valve

, other stuff

had the maxima parked at my school
some guy was taking pics of it
me: what are you doing why are you taking pictures of my car
him: i like it what is it
me : 89 maxima what did you think it was
him: this isnt a maxima
me: what
him: wow it looks like a gtr r34 , i used to have one, it looked like urs
me: WHAT ur dumb look at the trunk it says MAXIMA
me: go away

[ATLspeed]

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?
- some guy swapped a LSx twin turboed motor in a station wagon volvo aka Volvette lol its sick, its on streetfire.net


"Dude you should get the RB26 swapped into your car, those V6s are nasty and a direct swap...just drop it in and start it up. If i had a 240sx thats what i would do. Plus seeing that the motor is only $2500"

"Why do you have 2 intakes" (intercooler piping lol)

[JVD]

I remember driving down the street one day, SRT-4 pulls up next to me at a light:

guy: Yo! What kinda coilovers you on?

me: D2's (at the time)

guy: Oh yah? Who makes those?!

me: *Facepalm* *Drives away*
He was probably making fun of you.

You should have responded ebay.

[mRclARK1]

"Why is your radiator mounted behind your bumper with two big pipes coming off it?"

[JRas]

College - just got out of my car walking to class, guy walks up
Him: Nice 240
Me: Thanks
Him: Do you drift?
Me: No
Him: Why do you own a 240sx than?
Me: *Laugh and get to class*

I drop of my wheels and tires at a local tire shop to get them mounted and balanced

guy goes, lemme guess these are for a Honda :P

[ESmorz]

The funniest newb statement I have ever heard.

[napaKAliboog]

HAHAAH i wouldn't trust that tire place...

[stiizy]

Where did you get that big air system from (FMIC)

Did you make that outta an old Air conditioner... dumb fuck..

[mavrick243]

At my house. My cousins friend comes over to help build a green house in our backyard.

Friend: Nice 240 dude
Me: Thanks
Friend: Ya i used to have a eclipse but it got impounded by the cops cause i was drifting it in a parking lot so i sold it.
Me: Oh that sucks
Friend: Ya then my buddy got an Evo 8 MR.
Me: Those are sweet cars.
Friend: Ya i taught him how to drift it to and now he does touge up the 33 at like 140mph.
Me: thats crazy dude
Friend: Ya he races vettes and things all the time but if you ever want to learn how to drift just let me know and i'll teach you.
Me: Alright dude thanks.

It was so hard not to laugh through the entire conversation.

[ByeByeSti]

At my house. My cousins friend comes over to help build a green house in our backyard.

Friend: Nice 240 dude
Me: Thanks
Friend: Ya i used to have a eclipse but it got impounded by the cops cause i was drifting it in a parking lot so i sold it.
Me: Oh that sucks
Friend: Ya then my buddy got an Evo 8 MR.
Me: Those are sweet cars.
Friend: Ya i taught him how to drift it to and now he does touge up the 33 at like 140mph.
Me: thats crazy dude
Friend: Ya he races vettes and things all the time but if you ever want to learn how to drift just let me know and i'll teach you.
Me: Alright dude thanks.

It was so hard not to laugh through the entire conversation.

hahah love people like that, when ever id come into school with my 240 id get all these retarded questions asked i couldnt deal with it. since i was one of the only kids who knew something about cars id always have people asking me random stuff.

so one of my buddy saw an add on CL and it was for a 94 supra tt auto, well my buddy insisted on buying it. hes like hey: your almost done with your sr swap right?
Me: ya just about
Him: was it hard?
Me: eh not to bad
Him: well was it hard to go from auto to standard
Me: ehh depends what it is in, and is more then likely a waste.(kid always finds the most riced out shit ive ever seen and wants it cuz its got screens or all sorts of ugly shit all over it)
Him: wel this supra im looking at is auto and turbo, i was wondering if i swapped the tranny out would it still be turbo'd????
me: *bursted out laughing and had to explain just cuz i felt bad for how retarded he was

[driven_]

*watching the ken block gymkhana video*
Cousin's cousin - "damn thats nice, but my buddies ek can take that
me -"nah dude this thing is a beast"
him - "thats not all that good"
me -"haha i guess"
him - *youtubes up another video of a civic hatch doing highway pulls*
(the civic is all riced out and shit. wtf)
him - "dammmm, now THATS fast!"
me. -:duh:
so i left the pc cause i was too embarassed for this guy.

[Chrischeezer]

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about

[driven_]

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about
:wtf::ugh:

[ESmorz]

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about

I like this guy.

[vespaman]

how many HP can i expect for adding aftermarket air filter?

damnn, i wanna get the hks, greddy, nismo, aem etc,. sticker on my car dude. that so JDM.

[Dr. Acula]

( my carwhen I had a barely drivable stock s13 with a rod knock in a sohc ka)
Neighbor: yooo do a burnout!
Me: my car barely drives. And has an open diff. It's not capable. Trust me.
Neighbor: I bet I can do it! Gimme the keys. I'm the shot at drivin.
Me : I bet u have a better chance getting the driver on your shortbus to do a burnout.

Then I grab the mail n go in.

I also had someone come up to me at a Nissan meet and say " damnnn! That is low! Looks like you have the new hydraulics kit that came up for the 240sx!"
Me: "yea. It took me forever to save up for it. " (they were my coilovers he was talking about.)

[Sil-Abc]

chewy thread.

[JRas]

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about

it's funnier if you go a long with it, if you can keep a straight face.

[MikeisNissan]

the guy who bumped his own thread in the off topic regarding the spanish ricer who filed his head with some tribal designs or some shit?

[palmdale_mob]

"Oh that noise is just the muffler bearing"

[deadghost]

This was a while back, when I had nothing better to do at some kids house. I guess this kids friend bought a eclipse with a salvaged title at a police auction.

kid~ CHECK OUT MY ECLIPSE, ITS F!$# SWEET

me~ its nice

kid~ yhea some guy was unable to sell it for $1200 and left the car auction, I followed him and demanded that I buy it on the spot, for $2000, but the guy wanted $3000 and I took it.

me~ why didnt you inspect it, you could have taken it for less then $1200, there was probably a reason why it did not sell.

kid~ who cares, it came with these sweet ass special edition rims!

me~ those are hyundai tiburon, the "T" logo is right there

kid~ no its not, you dont know what your talking about, my car has a sweet turbo, it makes a cool sound

me~ thats no turbo, you need a new belt quick, the head gasket does not look so good, and those are tiburon rims, maybe you should have checked out this car a little bit better.

kid~ dont tell me whats up with my ride, and I got these cool under glow leds to install on the bottom

[s13.5guy]

ha ha . These are great!

[xtheenderx]

"So I'm lookin to buy an RSX-S and maybe put some red neon underglow."

Sure enough, a week later he gets a base model RSX automatic with red underglow.... :faint:

[jspeedm]

best one i've ever heard.

"dude, i'll give you $2500 for your car...........cash."

[Dee]

i think its so funny how almost every one on this forum has the same response to stupid ppl, their always "yes ing" them and telling them anything.. its great!

(example) stupid person: I hate 240's and all Nissans my mustang is a better car to drive around in reverse
zilvia member: ...... yeah i know... mustangs are fucking sick in reverse.


.. What the f*k am i talking about




http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m156/Deecipher/smilies/leright.gif llol

[LoneStarSilvia]

best one i've ever heard.

"dude, i'll give you $2500 for your car...........cash."

Lol I recently got one like that.

"Hey man, you're wanting to sell your car right? Well if you can hold on to it for another 4 months, my buddy here will give you $5500 for it...cash"

I then told him I still owe like $6500 on loans on it haha.

[zorak]

something dumb i said..." is that the throttle body?" *points at MAF*

[max2damax]

whats a newb?

[BDMs14]

>from the honda-boys @ work:
"WTF, a 2-door maxima!?? never saw that, rare!!"
(looking at my zenki s14)
"Man, i drift my civic all the time, i just pull the e-brake and turn the wheel, it's fun!"
"240?? I heard those things come with SR20's stock!!"

[turbobrick]

wtf 2jz/rb into a fucking volvo?


I've seen quite a few 1jz/2jz swaps into volvos, no rb's though.

[90hatchie]

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what-engine.html#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk

[s13silady]

some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru.

"is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14)
for shits and giggles i say yes.
and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights."

even my GF snickered.

[JDMB0iKT]

some guy taking my order at a Jack in the box Drive thru.

"is that a silvia?" (i have a 95 s14)
for shits and giggles i say yes.
and he goes "my silvia is the one with flip up lights."

even my GF snickered.

even I snickered.

[Mr.S14]

LOL walking to the track i meet up with this guy who used to be a big ricer back in the day with his old ass 80s CRX, any ways conversation goes like this.
Him-sooo I saw your silvia parked in your driveway
me-yeah my motor blew so im trying to fix it
him-so do you drift?, what model is that S-12?
*at this point im trying not to laugh, because I have an 89*
me-nah....its a s13
him-yeah thats cool, you know I can't go to the races anymore
me-oh yeah? why not?
him-me and my buddy were drifting and the cops saw us
*im holding back so much*
me-wow that sucks man, what are you doing now
him-we are building a drift track in his backyard, i dont care about the cops.
me-wow thats cool, ttyl *take off laughing*

[blackrms13]

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/232773-what-engine.html#post2547868

tisk tisk tisk
lol...

me back in the days - whats the difference between the DOHC and SOHC (KAs)
after a couple of replies

"oh those engines with the round thing on top is the DOHC?" <-- referring to the spark plug wires


LOL @ me

:(

[10-66kruk]

think i know this kid... If not i know a kid with this same car and dumb underglow...:bowrofl: i guess each to his own right?
"So I'm lookin to buy an RSX-S and maybe put some red neon underglow."

Sure enough, a week later he gets a base model RSX automatic with red underglow.... :faint:

[luckvx]

whats an s13?

[s13silady]

its not an s13 its a 240sx. s13's are JDM.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

"wanna race my Honda?"

and

"Hi guys, my name is Mi Beardo es Loco"

[s13_redSILVIA]

at a parking lot with my cousin.

cousin:"hey he has the same car as you"(old integra)
me: -_________________-

[japslapsilvia]

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

[ThatGuy]

dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

KITT?
http://www.jlanghout.nl/images/Turbo%20Boost/Turbo%20Boost2.jpg

[DUFFM4N]

^^i heard hitting the turbo button voids the warranty, thats why i just use the x-ray button instead :keke:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died
I'z got a turbo button. I have people hit the button all the time that want to hit it to make myz car goez fast. But it's really a ejector seat.

[BoostedCoupe]

"im going to do a s13 conversion"
"i think im going to do the type x body kit"

[JohnJohn86]

Back in the day when I still had my AE86, I was at the Buttonwillow track and passed a Mustang.

In the pit, the guy was checking my car and came to talk to me:

him: Your car is pretty quick
me: It's not that fast
Him looking at my engine
him: I didn't know Accord came with rear wheel drive
me:......

[ESmorz]

i thought i would get the most sympathy here.

current events

[ayuaddict]

even my GF snickered.

even I snickered.

woah. whats going on here?

nor-cal...

[Andrew Bohan]

i was riding with my friend in his saturn, and we were talking about our other friend who had just gotten a brand new camaro SS.

friend1: "yea man, he just hits the turbo nitro and BLAM!"
me: "what? i'm pretty sure that car doesn't have turbos OR nitrOUS"
friend1: "nah man, it's on the steering wheel. he has nitro boosters"
me: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

so then i went to ask the camaro friend
me: "dude, friend1 is saying you have turbo and nitrous."
friend2: "uhhh what? it's NA"
me: "yea that's what i thought. he's trippin"
friend2: "yup"

[blu808]

some dude: I run all the scca events, auto x, etc, at some fail track

Dumbass: pisht! whats scca stand for.

Me: Hmm.

[ronmcdon]

shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

[blu808]

some dude: shoot, even I am unsure to be honest what scca stands for, and I go to a couple of their events every year.

Me: Sports Car Club of America

[brunswick240]

"how much is it going to cost to get 500hp out of my 240, i want to beat mustangs and evos"

[98koukile]

Hmm, noob comments...
Inspection guy, "I think I know what I'm doing, I'm a car mechanic"
Me, "You chirped my rear tires pulling into the dyno bay and you're still going to argue that its fwd?"
Ig. "I know what I'm doing, I looked up Prelude on the state computer"
Me, "I'm going to the front counter to see how much your insurance will cover when my car goes through the wall"
When I come back out my car is turned the right way

Everyone thinks its a Prelude and no matter how low, what rims, how fast it is, everyone stops asking questions when I say it doesn't have a turbo... I love that, makes me feel secure

The most non noob comment I've heard was from an old car guy at a show, who knew nothing about imports
Him, "Not parking with the import crowd huh?"
Nope
Him, "You belong over here anyways, those ricer burners better keep their fwd pussy cars away from my Mustang"
Minty fresh Saleen and he's comparing it to my car, after we talked for a bit he goes, I wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars

[Bigsyke]

i know im dumb and lazy a$$ hell! but i stripped a one bolt on the intake manifold. was wondering, will any air leak from it? haha

This was one of the dumbest things ive read in a while.

Oh and anything about vtec

[brunswick240]

^^ hahah "i wish my grandson had as good a taste in cars" <- priceless.

Car shows are where you get the best comments, but I've had some from a really good friend of mine:

me: so i think im gunna turbo my 240 this spring
him: dude you cant, itll never run right and youll blow your motor right after you start it up
me: wtf are you talking [email protected][email protected]!
him: you have a truck motor, high compression, and a week head. Itll never flow a turbo.
me: come here, let me show you this vid
**he watches the infamous ka-t vid thats been around forever**
him: thats your motor?!?!!?
me: yuppp you see what i'm talking about now?
him: when are we gunna start tearing it down?

hahaha I love the kid but he always thinks he's right, ooo man good times.

[Sil-Abc]

"vtec doubles your horsepower."

[LeftNutOfGowd]

at work in the breakroom, 2 co-workers talking.

dude 1- hey man i just got a GTO my mom bought it for me
dude 2- really the red one?
dude1- yea its got a Turbo button

?????????

i nearly died

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1960-1969/1967-Mustang-Fastback-Gone-in-60-Seconds-Eleanor-Nitrous-Go-Baby-Go-Button-1280x960.jpg

Its from Gone In 60 Seconds inside of the 1967 Mustang Fastback

[DALAZ_68]

guy: hey man u got an sr
me: nah, CA
guy: wtf, dude mind lettin me see
me: uhh, k
(pop hood)
guy: dude, thats an rb man
me: um, no
guy: dude...(googles rb and shows me) see, its an RB
me: OMFG (i google CA)
guy: wtf
me: HA

[coreansurfer]

a guy sees my engine:


http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL565/3467002/7124983/170481848.jpg


"dude, your ka is huge man."

[allntrlundrgrnd]

LOL

SR20 Turbo in a RX-8! - 240SX Forums (http://www.240sxforums.com/forums/mazda/117858-sr20-turbo-rx-8-a.html)

[stiizy]

LOL

SR20 Turbo in a RX-8! - 240SX Forums (http://www.240sxforums.com/forums/mazda/117858-sr20-turbo-rx-8-a.html)

dude he has a thread on here to somewhere in OT

[THE PROPHET]

Guy walks in to my brothers shop when it was still around...
Guy: Do you guys have Ksssss air filters? -he literally made a bov sound effect-
us: wtf, whats that?? no i dont think we do, sorry
Guy: oh yeah you do, this one..(points at the "HKS" mushroom filter)
me: fell to the floor dying hahaha

[speedracer601]

Stuck in traffic coming back from IFO Baton Rouge , This Riced out accord gets up next to me on the interstate and point at my car with window rolled down and said "HEY!" i looked at him , he pointed and said "Twin turbo?"

[ZenkiKid]

"you can put in a Sr2d0t trust me i know this and im only 13"

- some spoiled rich kid in an RC drift forum I am apart of

[usdm180sx]

Heard a new one today: "Yo Norm, I just got an s13. It has a passenger seat but it has no driver seat. Will the passenger seat bolt on to the driver side?"

DAMN.

[Future240]

Heard a new one today: "Yo Norm, I just got an s13. It has a passenger seat but it has no driver seat. Will the passenger seat bolt on to the driver side?"

DAMN.

I almost lost my food from laughin

[andmattsayd]

some guy working out next to my friend and i....
oh and by the way this is some rich boy that has an evo that his dad bought him....
guy:hey man my friend said he was messing with his camber plates and he put like 12degrees of negative camber all the way around and said he was making up good time at the track....
my friend and i: :keke::keke::jerkit::duh: sick dude where does he run his car?
guy: at willow springs..
my friend and i: oh yeah? cool man...
guy:what do you guys drive?
me: a 240sx...
guy: OH sick so you have a silvia?!
me: umm naww its just a 240SX
guy: oh cool man do you drift at irwindale on saturdays?
me:..........(VERY confused at this point)....ummm not really...:duh:

[YoungGun]

this happened no more than 30 minutes ago when I was loading up my car.

These two bros were door to door salesmen and they walk up and were like

"o sick bro, bro thats a tight car bro."

me "thanks man"

"you take it out drifting or what"

(at least he got this right, so I kept the conversation going"

me "yeah theres a drift meet out in riverside tonight at 6"

"what mods do you have on there like stage 1 or something?"

(HAHAHAHAH WTF?!?! stage 1??? I almost cracked up laughing)

me "no just some suspension and a turbo"

"alright bro good luck tonight"

haha pretty cool guys but that one thing made me laugh wtf is a stage 1?

[RaceBred 17]

You should have said , Nah stage 10.

[rice_bowl]

A few days ago:
Him-"Hey, I drift too!!"
Me-"Oh really? What kind of car do you drift?"
Him-"I just got my EVO 8"
Me-(knowing he knows nothing about cars)-"So what kind of engine is in it? 4G63 right?"
Him-"I'm getting it SR swapped"

[brunswick240]

^ no way hahahahaha thats awesome. find him and tell him brunswick240 <3s his life lol

[Andrew Bohan]

tire guy: 240 huh
my friend: yup
tire guy: got an SR?
friend: yup
tire guy: so do you drift?
friend: no
tire guy: oh you should sell it then
friend: :rolleyes:

[duffman1278]

Coworker: Man I need BOV for my car

Me: For what your cars N/A.....:ugh:

Coworker: My cars got too much pressure coming out of the exhaust

Me: Isn't your car fully stock?

Coworker: Yea but I got a magnaflow exhaust on it

Me: ummm....what? Have it rewelded with a bit bigger piping I guess.....

Coworker: Naw, the guy who put my exhaust lives in Idaho and he's one of the few people who can actually do work on my exhaust

Me: wtf are you talking about just go to any muffler shop and they'll do it for you

Coworker: Nope I can't do that.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Same coworker

Coworker: hey did you hear?!! The Z's finally coming back!

Me: Yea I know, its the 370Z

Coworker: No its just the "Z"

Me: Naw dude its the 370Z just like the 350Z

Coworker: No the 350Z is a piece of crap. The Z was its own car! Just named the Z

Me: no its not theirs different models of it....

Coworker: Go online!!

Me: (going on wikipedia and motor trend)

Coworker: There it is!! See it says "The release of the new Z(370Z)..."

Me: what did I tell u!

Coworker: What? Your wrong..its just the Z

Me: Look here at wikipedia

Coworker: There it is!!

Me: Read what is says under that... 240Z!!!

[surge s14]

2007

some guy selling as s13 w/ ka with a red painted valve cover

description comes with jdm red top ka24

kid reply's: is that the rear red top ka from japan?

[EDz s14]

alignment guy: you got the wrong size tires (stretched)

me: yeah, mostly its for fitment

guy: can you do 150mph on it?

me: I can do 200mph

lol, for some reason I keep getting questions about my tires

some guy: Hey can you do that to my tires? (stock wheels) :rofl:

[thesimpleS13]

I have a friend.....well more like someone i know, he's always posting up stupid crap on his myspace. I go throught the pics of his car( its a mitsubishi mirage -_-)one day because im bored and it goes like this:
(pic of chrome intake).......his subtitle " the chrome intake that gives me +20HP!"
(pic of his car)........his subtitle: "My Mitsubishi Evo IV"
and at this point i close the page and move on with big grin on my face!

[shreeveco]

i hate when people ask what kind of car i have and i say a 240sx, they instantly assume i drift. it makes me hate the fact that i do and sometimes i even lie to them so they realize they're stupid for assuming that.

the most annoying thing though is when people tell me my car's broken. they then proceed to point to my -6 rear camber. when i try to explain it, it goes right over there head...

or when people look at me condescendingly after answering no to "have you turbo'd it?". i should ask them "oh, your civic is though, right?"

one time i got pulled over and almost got a seatbelt ticket with my four-point harness. the cop looked like he felt like such a retard after i explained that my seatbelt was safer than his.

[S14TEENZ]

i want my car to whislte when i change gears.......lol all the time....
and ...my car says it can go 100 mph thats pretty fast.

[!Zar!]

one time i got pulled over and almost got a seatbelt ticket with my four-point harness. the cop looked like he felt like such a retard after i explained that my seatbelt was safer than his.

You still can get a ticket even if you have a harness. It's been done before.

Sabelt is the only company with street legal harness' iirc.

Honestly it is ISN'T safer to have a harness in a car unless it has a cage.

[mavrick243]

this happened last night.
i went to meet some friends and one has a thunderbird the other one just got a zx4 focus and when i pulled up first thing they ask me is
friend-hey why can't we drift his focus?
me-what why were you trying to its FWD.
friend-oh i guess that would make since also it probably didn't help that we had traction control on.
me-I just laughed at them

then later that night one of there coworkers comes by where we are
co-worker-did you guys have fun trying to dirft his focus?
friend-no it didn't work
co-worker-well i could have told you it wouldn't work all new cars have anti-drift on them.

I'm just busting up laughing at this kid while i'm sitting in my car

friend-ya well i'll cya later dude

then the kid proceeds to get in his toyota camery and tries to do a burn-out when he drives off lol

[stiizy]

co-worker-well i could have told you it wouldn't work all new cars have anti-drift on them.





hahaha best part of that...............

[shreeveco]

You still can get a ticket even if you have a harness. It's been done before.

Sabelt is the only company with street legal harness' iirc.

Honestly it is ISN'T safer to have a harness in a car unless it has a cage.

oh... well mine is a sabelt street legal, that's why i bought it. didn't know they aren't safer unless you have a cage though.

[LB.Motoring]

[17:23] dRiFT3R X 240sx: nothing
[17:23] dRiFT3R X 240sx: whatsup
[17:27] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: not much
[17:27] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: my son will be a month tomorrow
[17:27] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: =)
[17:28] dRiFT3R X 240sx: oh wow
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: ya I know
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: crazy
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: I have pics of him on m myspace
[17:28] dRiFT3R X 240sx: I dont think i have your myspace anymore
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: i think u do
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: i think ur on it
[17:28] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: go to my link if ur not on it u wont be able to see my pics cuz its private so u will know then maybe u rnt
[17:29] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/11095371 (http://www.myspace.com/ambercali)
[17:29] dRiFT3R X 240sx: ok
[17:29] dRiFT3R X 240sx: added
[17:29] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: ok
[17:29] dRiFT3R X 240sx: how old is
[17:29] dRiFT3R X 240sx: the babus daddy
[17:29] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: 28
[17:29] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: why?
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: i dono
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: i thought you were like 21
[17:30] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: I am 21
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: oh..
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: ok
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: hes going to be 30
[17:30] dRiFT3R X 240sx: and you will be 23
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: haha so
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: Im not even with the dad
[17:31] dRiFT3R X 240sx: oh nice
[17:31] dRiFT3R X 240sx: even more classy
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: we r friends
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: but he is pissing me off
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: keeps saying he wants to see the baby and never does
[17:31] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: but I am close to his family so his family sees the baby all the time
[17:32] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: and u know what classy o not shit happens
[17:32] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: *or
[17:32] dRiFT3R X 240sx: so
[17:32] dRiFT3R X 240sx: it was a good idea to have a baby with him?
[17:33] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: i love my son and he has both families that love him thats all that matters
[17:33] dRiFT3R X 240sx: ooooooorrrrr
[17:33] dRiFT3R X 240sx: he didnt come about
[17:33] dRiFT3R X 240sx: and he didnt have to go through that
[17:33] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: what
[17:33] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: r u talking about abortion?
[17:33] dRiFT3R X 240sx: no
[17:33] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: sorry I dont believe in murder
[17:33] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: oh
[17:33] dRiFT3R X 240sx: i was talking about not getting knocked up
[17:34] dRiFT3R X 240sx: why you planned to have a kid with him
[17:34] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: shit happens
[17:34] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: we didnt plan him
[17:34] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: but i love him
[17:34] dRiFT3R X 240sx: uhhh nevermind
[17:34] dRiFT3R X 240sx: ok
[17:34] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: we used protection we had a condom
[17:35] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: it broke the last time when he was concieved
[17:35] dRiFT3R X 240sx: never tried that morning after pill?
[17:35] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: again dont believe in murder
[17:35] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: if he was created and I took the pill before letting him have a chance its abortion which is murder
[17:35] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: sorry
[17:35] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: im sooooooo happy i love my son
[17:36] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: he is my world
[17:36] dRiFT3R X 240sx: LOL
[17:36] dRiFT3R X 240sx: you think the morning after pill is murder?
[17:36] CrUeLLaDeViL1024: i wouldnt do it ever
[17:37] dRiFT3R X 240sx: LOL your dumb
[17:37] *** "CrUeLLaDeViL1024" signed off at Fri Jan 16 17:37:46 2009.

[mondojackal]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

sweet waste of time. :p

[kevtrinh]

dude you were killin it

[S13_Nightkid]

So I was at a basketball game with my gf the other day and seen one of my old friends from school..
Him: Hey! You still got the 240?? Wanna race?

Me: I still have the p.o.s....idk if I can beat your Neon(laughs)

Him: Oh yeah about that.. i just did an Srt-4 swap man!!! Im killin people now! I also installed a turbo kit and a blow off!:duh:

Me: What? Why its the same fucking engine with a diff. mani and the turbo is stock on the srt-4...U lied!

Him:Man..welll uh.. my car is still faster! BYE!

I think i died a little inside...:faint:

[J240sxxx]

1. Me and a friend of mine were walking up to my parked 240 and right before we get in a group guys came up and asked us, "whoa does this have a vtec??? lmao

2. Me and the same friend were at a Private track rippin in his sohc Ka 240 and one of his friends says, "wow man those v6 nissan motors are awesome."

:duh:

[illvialuver]

So many good laughs. I don't where to start.
I will say I hate when some Honduhhhhhh guy tells me, that I need to jdm swap my front end on my zenki s14. Then I have to explain, that it is the same front end, and then they always say" no, the bigmouth drift kit with sharkeyes!!!!"
so I usually say" I know, but those are soooo hard to get nowa days, I heard they only made like 4 of them"
if I can keep the straight face going I try for more stupidness, but I usually end up laughing at the thought of it.

And as far as newbs and EVOS.
When my car was still KA-T I was driving in Costa Mesa next to the IKEA building, and I was just fallowing the speed limit, driving normal. I changelanes, and when I look in my mirror, I see this blue evo pull up next to me, all crazy and shit, rolls down his window and says
"Hey man, your turbo huh?!?!? that was you right?"
me-Yeah.
we approach the light at harbor and than he says
"me too!!!, why arent you out drifting?"
-"I don't know because this is a busy street, not a race track"
evo"well do a drift! do a burn out! lets see something"
-um, No.
"uh, come on "
-Why don't you?
"Cause I have an evo and its ae doubleyou dee"
-wtf? havent you seen fast and the furious tokyo drift? thats an evo.
The guy looked like his brain exploaded. Like he did not know if I was fucking with him, or if I was right and that he could just "do a drift", or if I was calling him a ricer.

Shit just made me laugh. I couldnt stop smiling.

Than most recently, some pulls up next to my brother and I in his vert, and says.....
"Hey where did you get that integra convertable? That is rare, I did not know they made covertables!"

we say "they don't"

another mind exploading moment, he looked like he had to things going on in his hollow head.
1. Wow the made it custome convertable!!!!
2. Thanwhat is it? he seriously looked like he just saw a U.F.O or something. its terrible though.
He gets integra insults from behind, and weirdos in camerys tell me that i have the nicest camery they have ever seen.

[Banegraphix]

I went to walmart one night and as i was walkin away from my s13 some redneck said the following

"I think you need to replace the power steering belt on your firebird"

me-"what"

"i heard your belt squealing as you came thru the parking lot"

me-"haha that was my turbo"

"Oh yea thats it then you should get some belt dreesin for that turbo belt then"

me-"haha ill get right on that"

[enkei2k]

my friend told me that he saw a craigslist ad for someone selling a 94 with a silvia front end conversion for 4k ... turns out it was a 97 stock kouki.

[usdm180sx]

The title of this thread: "http://zilvia.net/f/s-chassis/235349-what-would-give-me-more-response-turbo-manifold-exhaust-manifold.html"

[180sExy]

some noob at work saw my car a told me he loves nissans. told me he was saving for his dream car a skyline. he wanted 400hp all motor one. then my moms friend had a son that just bought a subaru he was telling me he wanted spoon breaks an some spoon rims on his wrx.

[Chrischeezer]

" fuck the roll cage... where is my muffler"

[Future240]

The title of this thread: "http://zilvia.net/f/s-chassis/235349-what-would-give-me-more-response-turbo-manifold-exhaust-manifold.html"



Ha hahahahahaha fail thread hahahahaha

[blackhole]

I am a newb, and this just made my day!

[illvialuver]

I am a newb, and this just made my day!
Okay newb, read these and learn from them. That will make you not seem like a newb, that would be wise.

[ThatGuy]

Just...Wow.

http://zilvia.net/f/chat/235413-electric-turbo.html

[driven_]

i'm on this one site, and in the forums a girl sees my profile and says

"tight car, is that an integra?" (it was an s13 coupe doing mad tyte driftz)

[blackhole]

point taken, the good thing is I do research first or I will get one of those guys answering one of my questions.

[ThatGuy]

I'll be damned if this stuff isn't starting to lose it's humor and just become annoying and scary.

http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/235530-want-ka-de-back-fire.html

[allntrlundrgrnd]

lol i was seriously about to post that thread in here thatguy

[karl wasabi]

Damnit. I was going to post that one right now as well. =/

This thread is awesome. haha.

[Slow SR20]

I had a guy argue that my Kouki was an S15 with me. I actually lifted the hood and showed him the data plate on the firewall that said "S14"

[jordanpelly]

i recently met a guy who just bought a s13 off some guy in malibu or somethin and hes telling me how his swapped in s14 KA has way more hp than an s13 KA. he then goes on to tell me how he plans on supercharging his s14 KA and how he just put in an intercooler (different intake filter). i couldnt believe it.. next, he tells me how the rear suspension is super soft and great for drifting, i said to him "im pretty sure you want the back stiffer than the front when you plan on drifting", he replies with "ya, its easier to get the back end out with stiffness in the back but once its out, you want it soft because its easier to control." so i take a look at his suspension, notice that it is 100% stock, just to mess with him, i say "whoa shit, you have coil-overs on the back?!?" hes like "ya dude, the guy before me put them on." i was fed up with the guy so i tell him hes better off just mounting a turbo on it.... i hope his shit blows up

[illvialuver]

some guy just posted his s13 in the zenkis unite thread, and starts with I know this is not an s14.......

[chrisa]

i think the zenki's unite thread was supposed to be a S14 thing but S13 guys started posting their zenki 13's so maybe he was just like sorry its not a 14 but here is my zenki...just my thoughts.

[Hawaiian240]

I overheard one of my students say this where I instruct at the Navy Nuke school. They were talking about the price of a Hyundai Tiburon one of them was thinking about buying:

"Dude, it's JDM. Of course it's gonna cost at least 2 or 3 grand more!"

[amdnivram]

awesome lol

[driven_]

From: [email protected]
To: me,[email protected]
Subject: 240sx
Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2008 19:02:50 -0400

Hey what's going on?
did you sell the 240sx yet you had up for sale on craigslist?
also do you know if the car has a parking break or an emergancy break? so if i pulled the E brake wall drive by back tires would lock up?
get back to me asap thank you very much

-cody


so i ask wtf and why?

From: that kid [email protected]
To: me, [email protected]
Subject: RE: 240sx
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2008 23:50:55 -0400

haha ye ik, aight, i was just wondering for messing around in the car basicly.
whats your phone number i might come look at your car.


i wonder if he crashed it yet. it was auto too. :/

[DALAZ_68]

http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/235483-auto-transmission-slipping-gears.html

Post # 11 :blah:

[Andrew Bohan]

what's so noob about that?

he was just making fun of the guy who slipped up and said 5-lug instead of 5-speed a few posts above that. that's why he put it in quotes.

[DALAZ_68]

what's so noob about that?

he was just making fun of the guy who slipped up and said 5-lug instead of 5-speed a few posts above that. that's why he put it in quotes.
lol i ment post three...lolol :bow:

[irax]

Made a video of my KA24E-T idling and someone posted a comment on the video saying: "Thats sick man is it SR or RB ?"

Another one. Me and my friend were talking about skyline motors..
Him: dude my neighbor owns a car dealer ship in L.A. and he owns a skyline there.
Me: Really? what model ??
Him: idk , BUT MAN THOSE 4 cyl skylines are fast he said..
Me: WTF RB's arent 4cyl..
Him: yes they are...
Me: no there not watch, so i go online to show him the specs of the motor..
Him: well he said it was a 4 cyl..
Me: well your neighbor is a lier!

LOL! not all skylines have RB's

[illvialuver]

i think the zenki's unite thread was supposed to be a S14 thing but S13 guys started posting their zenki 13's so maybe he was just like sorry its not a 14 but here is my zenki...just my thoughts.

Doesn't make it any less stupid. If he would have looked he would have seen that someone else posted in there and got flamed for it.

Anyway, I think Norm goes to the autobacs meet just to talk to the noobs, and get funny shit to say.

[chrisa]

yeah thats true you're right there was no reason for him to say that. haha i went to the autobacs meet ounce and never returned. the pizza at pipeline sucked and the lady running that place is fucking crazy.
Doesn't make it any less stupid. If he would have looked he would have seen that someone else posted in there and got flamed for it.

Anyway, I think Norm goes to the autobacs meet just to talk to the noobs, and get funny shit to say.

[mr.booie]

"hey, im porting and polishing my head in my garage and my friend told me to attach a bag of sand to my brake booster while the car is running. he said this would clean out all the carbon build-up and would increase the diameter of my intake ports. my car died and it wont start anymore. am i using the wrong kind of dirt? im going to the beach this weekend and i will get some sand there so i can polish them tomorrow."

[ThatGuy]

haha i went to the autobacs meet ounce and never returned.

Ounce -A unit of measure. "There are 8 fluid ounces, in one cup."

Once - A word meaning "one instance" or "on one occasion". "She claimed she had only done anal once"

Thank you. :bow:

[chrisa]

Damn...i'm usually pretty good with that kind of shit. Thanks for clearing up my stupidity, like when people say supposebly instead of supposedly, that one is my all time favorite.

[itz_jOw3]

"I have a YOSHIO FACTORY DRIFT BUTTON"... lmfao

AND THIS WAS SAID BY ME -_-' PWNED !!

[itz_jOw3]

but I have a good one...

"What does DK stand for?"

"Drift? What's Drift?"

- The Fast And The Furious Tokyo Drift

[iTZ_Mik3]

i was at a local car meet with my friends and some person comes up and points to the IC and asks if thats a radiator... :smash::smash:

[aoiken3]

back in 03, i knew this guy who wanted to become a computer technicial. i was aim-ing at the time and he looks over my shoulder.

him: wats "lol"?

i look at my other friend and we just start cracking up. needless to say, never go to him to fix your computer

[Paul2x]

A few good one's thrown my way.

"did you do that RHD conversion to the S15 yourself" ??

"GTR's come with Nitrous from the factory, right?"

"I heard Paul Walker signed the glovebox of every GTR that came into the U.S" lol wft??

and the most common of all..... :down:

"so how much you pay for that"

Good thread =)

[Andrew Bohan]

back in 03, i knew this guy who wanted to become a computer technicial. i was aim-ing at the time and he looks over my shoulder.

him: wats "lol"?

i look at my other friend and we just start cracking up. needless to say, never go to him to fix your computer

because knowledge of internet slang and abbreviations is required to fix computers?

[mondojackal]

"so how much you pay for that"i guess i don't get what's so noob-ish about asking how much something cost...:-/

[palmdale_mob]

heres a funny one

http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/235937-rb26.html

[s13_redSILVIA]

http://zilvia.net/f/cars-sale/224216-nicely-tuned-socal-s13-coupe-w-sr20det.html

wow man. thats 1 cleeaaaannn sil80 coupe GLWS

[s13.5guy]

http://zilvia.net/f/cars-sale/224216-nicely-tuned-socal-s13-coupe-w-sr20det.html

first post
;)

Niceeeee

[Paul2x]

i guess i don't get what's so noob-ish about asking how much something cost...:-/

It is when it's the frist thing out of their mouth. =)

[Sleepy240]

does anyone know if a top mount and a external wastegate will work with the stock ca turbo and has any one used any of cxracings products

I wish rep still existed haha

[andmattsayd]

I wish rep still existed haha

:werd::werd:
REP RECALL! :wiggle:

[origin_s135]

some dude that PMed me.
"so how much are you asking for your car?"
^^
that's after i gave him the link to the thread with the price in there. LMAO.

[vin diesel]

kid next to me in class, has a 2g gsx
kid- i need a turbo timer
me- get one
kid-i dont want to get a new turbo
me-what??
kid-my turbo doesnt have a connector for the wires
me- wow
--week later
kid- hey if i get a bigger turbo i could have 300hp to the rear wheels
me- what about the front wheels
kid- stock hp i guess?

idiot at gas station-is your bmw rwd? does it drift?
me- yes, all by it self. i just replaced the power drifting belt
idiot-nice dood

[undesiredshoe]

I need a track ecu not a street ecu....haha

[1ZlowZ]

Its not car related does it have to be? Anyways here it goes

-"I'm going to get fat and turn the fat into muscle."

[Jdotsturn]

This guy told me that his wheels on his car were super rare and when I turned and looked at his car they were sportmaxes, then he said that an open diff was better than a 2 way for drifting. Then he began to tell me about his underground drift crew and how they have 'underground' drifting spots.

yeauhhhhh.......

[illvialuver]

It is when it's the frist thing out of their mouth. =)



so true, when that is what someone uses to base how nice your car is or whatever it is they are judging , that is very noob ish

[illvialuver]

I wish rep still existed haha

I second it.

:werd::werd:
REP RECALL! :wiggle:
And third it.



idiot at gas station-is your bmw rwd? does it drift?
me- yes, all by it self. i just replaced the power drifting belt
idiot-nice dood

Hahahah, I need to remember this one.

Its not car related does it have to be? Anyways here it goes

-"I'm going to get fat and turn the fat into muscle."

Actually I think this is kinda true. all the guys who build bulk and size will bulk up with fat and work out and it turns into muscle mass easier than someone trying to build muscle and is thin.

Ever wonder why fat kids who work out bulk up but have a hard time cutting up, and why skinny kids need suppliments to build size.

[Grip]

Sorry man, I am selling the drivers side for the LHD 180sx. I am keeping my passenger side.

i didnt know there were LHD 180's.. thanks anyways

There really aren't to my knowledge. But I just use the name instead of calling it a s13 or silvia.

i thought this was newbish.. :duh:

[wickedjester]

LOL!

Moldyoldy 240:
"...and to brag a little: only had one previous owner. 281k on the original chassis and engine only serviced by Nissan."

This noob wanted to brag about a 240 he had just bought, which had no business on the "Easter egg" hunt thread. He is from San Diego, but he posted the milage in Kilometers:tweak:.

im pretty shur that he meant 281000miles

k is an abreviation for thousand

[ThatGuy]

Holy crap Jester!

We already established that and gave memo92 a hard time for it.

Did you bother to keep reading after you found that post and decide that the hard time we gave him wasn't good enough, or did you just want to post to try and prove your own non-newb-ness?

If it is the latter, you just failed miserably.

[Hawaiian240]

Had this happen couple of days ago, as far as I can remember. Goes something like this:

A young dude in a B13 sentra(who was tailing me) with a welded muffler pulls up next to me at a Hess Express(must of been 16 or something):

Guy: Dude, what year is that sentra? Looks like a '85 or somethin.(Now I know he's not all there!)
Me: It's a '91 240sx. Says 240sx between the tail lights. You were only 5 feet from it for the past 2 miles. You should've been able to read that.
Guy: Oh, ok, cool. Sorry about that. Well, does it have good power?
Me: Does now, I just got rid of the bad power couple of years ago.
Guy: Thats cool. Yeah, bad power is bad. You have problems with spinin your front wheels? My car does it all the time when I school cobras n maros. They get me off the line , but I catchm later!
Me: WOW! Your B13 is fast!?!?!?! But I solved front wheel spin when I sold my Civic, back in '97.
Guy: Dude, it's not a B13, it's a sentra!
Me: Sorry.:tweak:
Guy: Nah, get that all the time. No biggy. So, how do you stop it? The wheel spin.
Me: Get a rear wheel drive car.
Guy: Yeah, thats what I thought. Been thinking of doing it for my car. I've heard of other guys doing it.
Me: Must cost alot!
Guy: Nah, like 1 grand is all it takes. Practically bolt on!
Me: Really??? I should get on that!
Guy: Yeah, your civic needs it!
Me: Dude, it's a 240sx........says it on the rear of the car. And anyway, it's already rear wheel drive, comes that way from the factory.
Guy: Wow, they must have some awesome fabercaters. Can't even tell it used to be front wheel drive. Where did you get it done?
Me: In Japan, at the Nissan assembly plant.
Guy: Holy sh!t! Nissan modifies Honda stuff?? THATS AWESOME! How much more did it cost?
Me: Not a cent more. (I'm now done pumping my gas) Where do you go to school?
Guy: Goose Creek high school.
Me: Now everything makes perfect sense, how much you know about cars I mean.
Guy: Yeah, we have the smartest shop teacher!
Me: I can tell! take it easy.
Guy: You too. Nice sentra!
Me: :bash:

Then I leave. Hope I never have to talk to him again!

Now I know why the school system isn't so great here! Good thing my kids go to school on base!

[origin_s135]

Had this happen couple of days ago, as far as I can remember. Goes something like this:

A young dude in a B13 sentra(who was tailing me) with a welded muffler pulls up next to me at a Hess Express(must of been 16 or something):

Guy: Dude, what year is that sentra? Looks like a '85 or somethin.(Now I know he's not all there!)
Me: It's a '91 240sx. Says 240sx between the tail lights. You were only 5 feet from it for the past 2 miles. You should've been able to read that.
Guy: Oh, ok, cool. Sorry about that. Well, does it have good power?
Me: Does now, I just got rid of the bad power couple of years ago.
Guy: Thats cool. Yeah, bad power is bad. You have problems with spinin your front wheels? My car does it all the time when I school cobras n maros. They get me off the line , but I catchm later!
Me: WOW! Your B13 is fast!?!?!?! But I solved front wheel spin when I sold my Civic, back in '97.
Guy: Dude, it's not a B13, it's a sentra!
Me: Sorry.:tweak:
Guy: Nah, get that all the time. No biggy. So, how do you stop it? The wheel spin.
Me: Get a rear wheel drive car.
Guy: Yeah, thats what I thought. Been thinking of doing it for my car. I've heard of other guys doing it.
Me: Must cost alot!
Guy: Nah, like 1 grand is all it takes. Practically bolt on!
Me: Really??? I should get on that!
Guy: Yeah, your civic needs it!
Me: Dude, it's a 240sx........says it on the rear of the car. And anyway, it's already rear wheel drive, comes that way from the factory.
Guy: Wow, they must have some awesome fabercaters. Can't even tell it used to be front wheel drive. Where did you get it done?
Me: In Japan, at the Nissan assembly plant.
Guy: Holy sh!t! Nissan modifies Honda stuff?? THATS AWESOME! How much more did it cost?
Me: Not a cent more. (I'm now done pumping my gas) Where do you go to school?
Guy: Goose Creek high school.
Me: Now everything makes perfect sense, how much you know about cars I mean.
Guy: Yeah, we have the smartest shop teacher!
Me: I can tell! take it easy.
Guy: You too. Nice sentra!
Me: :bash:

Then I leave. Hope I never have to talk to him again!

Now I know why the school system isn't so great here! Good thing my kids go to school on base!

omg what fucking head ache! i used to work with someone just like that. he knew i was into car's, but the shit he asks is fucking retarded. thank god i forgot all the thing's he said.

[Future240]

Had this happen couple of days ago, as far as I can remember. Goes something like this:Funny Ass Post

Ha ha ha ha that was hilarious. That may be the funniest post I've seen in this thread

[vin diesel]

"how many posts do i need to be a moderator"

[UNISA JECS]

Im on a budget but I wanna go turbo.

[Bubbles]

-"I'm going to get fat and turn the fat into muscle."


This doesn't sound half bad.

[iTZ_Mik3]

Had this happen couple of days ago, as far as I can remember. Goes something like this:

im amazed that you didn't put his head into a wall. lol
funny story

[juice.def]

kid goes what size subs you have in there?

me- i dont have subs

kid - ohh really those are some BIGG ass 6x9's you got there...

me - yea.... i wanted to get the bigest 6x9's i could get....:duh:

[treken2t87]

Guy walks in to my brothers shop when it was still around...
Guy: Do you guys have Ksssss air filters? -he literally made a bov sound effect-
us: wtf, whats that?? no i dont think we do, sorry
Guy: oh yeah you do, this one..(points at the "HKS" mushroom filter)
me: fell to the floor dying hahaha
Hahahahaha
:keke:

I just hate when I hear anyone talk about how they can drift in their FWD :squint:

[driven_]

hell, i dont even own a car anymore and i still get this crap.

buddy: "yeah wanna talk about cars, talk to peter, he knows everything about SR245WB53's"
(buddy made up random letters/numbers)
me: "no, please dont talk to me about cars"

"so peter, do you drift?"

seriously, i dont drift. nor will i probably drift until were outta highschool.

i was sleeping the other day, and my buddy texted me (after watching tokyo drift)
"peter, do u frls drift?"

usually if i get time, i check some stuff at school and i get "is that a honda" like most of you guys get.

god damn its annoying when youre the only car enthusiast in the damn school. :mad:

p.s. some senior told me he was gonna put a 2jz in a volvo.

EDIT: woot! post 414, represent my area code. LOL.

[Andrew Bohan]

one day luke and i were at SDP, and these kids in an MX-6 pulled up

them: sup. i wanna get like a motor swap or something
us: ok, what were you thinking of?
them: i dunno, but i wanna drift better
us: uhhh your car won't really drift unless you do a whole drivetrain change
them: nah it drifts cool now. i just want more power
us: your car is front wheel drive. you can't do real drifting with it. just ebrake slides
them: well when i drifted before i heard the rear tires squeeling

then we looked at each other like ughh gtfo you guys

and they went back outside and were revving the motor and stuff so we went outside to check it out

us: what are you guys doing?
them: we're gonna do a burnout to see which wheels spin
us: wtf? lemme show you something. pop the hood

they popped the hood

us: ok, look at your engine. it's mounted like this. see that? that's the transaxle. look down there, those are your axles, going to the front wheels. now look under the car. there's no driveshaft to the rear. there's no diff. there are no axles going to the rear wheels. you don't need to do a burnout in our parking lot to see if this car is rwd or fwd.
them: ok so what would it cost to make it rwd?
us: $30k just in labor
them: fuuuuuuckkkkk

[blu808]

Yea dude. I don't know why i didn't post that up earlier. I must have tried to block it out.

After they left.

me: Dude. How can people like that even remember how to breathe?
Drew: Ewwiwop!!!

[punxva]

i had someone ask me this morning if my truck had a fake blowoff valve and flame kit. its just a greddy type rs on a stock turbo 22r toyota truck. which causes it to backfire a little bit.

[90hatchie]

when i took my s13 coupe in for inspection they asked me what car it was i said 240sx and the tech was like THATS NOT A 240!
he was a certified tech at nissan

[Sleepy240]

http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/236666-weird-swap-question.html

Cute

[Automato]

from a noob s14 owner.

comes up to my sileighty and asks "got an s13 in there"

me: "ahhhh...you mean sr?"

noob: "yea the japanese turbo motor, right?"