OT: Jared From Subway

[Sniper-X]

Is Jared from Subway getting on your nerves too?

I vote to kick him in the nuts.

[Dinkage]

Kick him in the junk, I say!

[Dousan_PG]

jerod got married AND a house? at least that's how the commercial sounded, did i miss something.

so basically:

fat people cant get decent wives.
go to subway.
loose weight.
buy a house.
score.

they sure picked the perfect spokesman

[Dinkage]

may it be an inspiration to all large men....

[whateverjames]

i voted no. he's living the life. free subway sandwiches, he's not fat like he was, he has a good looking woman, he gets paid for maybe a half hour worth of takes and filming for a 45 second commercial. goes home, does whatever he wants, probably drives a nice car. hell, i'm happy for the guy.

[Tyler Durdan]

Originally posted by whateverjames
i voted no. he's living the life. free subway sandwiches, he's not fat like he was, he has a good looking woman, he gets paid for maybe a half hour worth of takes and filming for a 45 second commercial. goes home, does whatever he wants, probably drives a nice car. hell, i'm happy for the guy.

Yeah...but who doesn't like to see someone get a kick in the junk?:p

[SR20Fastback]

kick that douchebag in the balls!:o

[Sniper-X]

Originally posted by whateverjames
i voted no. he's living the life. free subway sandwiches, he's not fat like he was, he has a good looking woman, he gets paid for maybe a half hour worth of takes and filming for a 45 second commercial. goes home, does whatever he wants, probably drives a nice car. hell, i'm happy for the guy.

And most of us are probably the complete opposite of that so therefore, KICK HIM IN HIS BALLS! That guy is just so played out already!

[whateverjames]

lol he is played out but if subway wanted to pay me to do annoying sandwich commercials, i'd do it too. but after reading the responses in this thread, i would invest in a good cup to protect my ballz.

[Dinkage]

new slogan:
"There's nothing I like more after a gruling kick to the junk than a nice low-fat chicken terriaki sub from Subway"

[Coke White 240]

Dude, he ****ing ****es me off every single commercial.!!!!



Junky kick Right now !!!!!!!!!

[Sniper-X]

Wow Jared, sorry man, but you better be covering the sack where ever you go from now on! Looks like there's a bullseye on your bells.

[thelinja]

Yeah, everytime I see one of those redundant commercials I wanna punch that boy in the face.

[Phlip]

Yeah, kick Jared swiftly in the bag, then line up Clay Henry behind him and give the same treatment...