Big ol' melons

[azndoc]

I read this article today and I agree with it and it's been my thoughts pretty much for a while now.

Fake boobs.

Why Men Crave Real (Not Perfect) Bodies - Page1 -Â MSN Relationships (http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articleglamourmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=9495249&GT1=32023)


For myself growing up looking at playboys and whatever porn mags or vids I could get my hands on there would always be large breasted women on the cover and inside.

But for the last few years I've been finding myself more attracted to women of small proportions.

I mean for me it's about having the right proportions to a woman. If I see a small girl with large fake breast then it just looks awkward to me.

Everything has to fit.

I myself am not really a big fan of fake breasts. If it's there fine, but if it's not then I'm fine too.

I think like the authors says there is some underlying issue that isn't going to be solved by surgery. Whether its self esteem issues or just the wanting of attentions.

[downshift_sideways]

in all honestly.

I'm more of an ass guy.

Boobs are just a plus.

but I hear whatcha saying playa.

[stiizy]

Yeah i like an evenly proportioned girl and not to big every where ....

[Matej]

They feel weird.

[downshift_sideways]

However slappin it doggy with the jugs swingin...while looking forward into a mirror.

that'd be hawt.

[MikeisNissan]

I am an ass man.

[brndck]

placement > size
quality > quantity

[mugendork]

Ass man myself...and if the yabbos are too small they can always be bought later....I myself am not bothered by silicone...so long as it is not overdone...

[IdriveaNissan]

3boobs > 2boobs!
1boob > no boob!

[Mathetai]

Here is the breakdown...

A=almost, B=barely, C=cant complain, D=Dang, DD=Dble Dang, E=emormous, F=fake, g=get a reduction, H=help I've fallen & cant get up!

[blasting_speed]

IDK about you guys but i've been with girls that have huge racks, and i have been with girls with average sizes. It doesn't make much of a difference to me. The bigs ones are fun to play with but there's no difference with smaller breast.

I guess its all in what you like. More than anything you'll get over the big breast thing.

[UfoZ8myCow]

What a fucking pussy (the guy who wrote the article).

I stopped reading after the stories of the first two chicks.

Basically, he goes out, meets incredibly hot chicks who he hits it off with. Then he freaks out when he finds out the first one has fake tits. Fag. Then he dates the second one for a YEAR and freaks out when he finds out she had a nose job. "Lie by omission" he calls it. Then he breaks up with her because he can no longer trust her.

I'm sorry, but the guy who wrote that article is a fucking nut job.

Regardless of their reason for getting the plastic surgery, all these chicks are the same damn person they were before the surgery after they got it. It's their body, their choice. The amount of people out there that have had cosmetic surgery is huge, whether its for reconstructive or purely asthetic reasons. This guy seems to just have his own serious issues. Either that or he's just gay.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

wordup. i like naturally large boobies.

but nicely shaped on the smaller side are awesome as well.

[brndck]

cliff notes: everything in moderation ppl.

fake tittays r ok, up to a point. if it looks terribly unnatural (i.e. 90 lb 5'1" girl with dd's), then no good.
plastic surgery in general is supposed to enhance how you already look, not make you look like someone else entirely. i've nailed a few milfs who had work done after squeezing out a kid, and i appreciated it. but...

my best friends sis-in-law is 22 and has over 2 dozen surgeries. she was a pretty good looking chick already, now she looks like she used to be a dude, and just escaped from a concentration camp. multiple nose jobs, lifts, tucks, nips, 3 TERRIBLE boob jobs (she has massive scars running under her breasts). everything you could imagine. she even got her pinky toes broken and reset so they'd look better in open toe shoes. fucking nuts.

[ronmcdon]

They feel weird.

it really does, I mean they might be nice to look at, but other than that, they are really no fun at all. might as well be grabbing a chunk of polyurethane :(

as for the author dumping the first chick b/c of fake boobies, I can totally understand if his options are plentiful and he can afford to be picky. dumping a girl for not being straightforward about a nose job seems a bit silly though.

[dynamicck]

boobs are overrated. I prefer face, ass, legs then boobs...in that order

[Vision Garage]

Somehow ive been more about the ass. You can buy titties but i dont know about buying ass.

[SoguRacing]

I'm an ass guy myself, the top can always be adjusted.

[S13Boosts]

i like all three body ass boobs fuck yall! hahah but if anythang ill still beat if she has anyone of those LOL!

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I'm an ass guy myself, the top can always be adjusted.

X2 for me to. Ass all day

[idahotuner]

i like them big enough to tittie fvck and no bigger or smaller.

[NemeGuero]

What a fucking pussy (the guy who wrote the article).

I stopped reading after the stories of the first two chicks.

Basically, he goes out, meets incredibly hot chicks who he hits it off with. Then he freaks out when he finds out the first one has fake tits. Fag. Then he dates the second one for a YEAR and freaks out when he finds out she had a nose job. "Lie by omission" he calls it. Then he breaks up with her because he can no longer trust her.

I'm sorry, but the guy who wrote that article is a fucking nut job.

Regardless of their reason for getting the plastic surgery, all these chicks are the same damn person they were before the surgery after they got it. It's their body, their choice. The amount of people out there that have had cosmetic surgery is huge, whether its for reconstructive or purely asthetic reasons. This guy seems to just have his own serious issues. Either that or he's just gay.



yah for reals.

what a cock pusher.

[SoguRacing]

i like them big enough to tittie fvck and no bigger or smaller.

so an A cup is big enough for you?

[S13Boosts]

so an A cup is big enough for you?


i was just gon bring up a A cup HAHAHHA!

[Future240]

in all honestly.

I'm more of an ass guy.

Boobs are just a plus.

but I hear whatcha saying playa.

I'm genetically predisposed to feel the same way. Its all about that donk and them thighs

[idahotuner]

so an A cup is big enough for you?

hehe i need to be abel to get some cleavage to do it :p an A cup would be like rubbing your dick on something not between them hehe

[SexPanda]

fake tits ftl. Fake lips ftl. Fake women ftmfl.

I'd rather have a natural 6 than a fake 9.

[azndoc]

A hand full is good enough for me.

Perfect.

Perky.

Maybe my ex was double D's and so I'm just sick of it.

When we used to watch scary movies together lying there naked on the bed and a scary scene came up I just stick my head in between them and use her breasts to cover my ears so I wouldn't hear the scary noises.

[SimpleS14]

I'm genetically predisposed to feel the same way. Its all about that donk and them thighs

+1 on dem thighs!!

[status:one]

Fake tits ftw..

[ESmorz]

Small, perky, and firm with a nice tight ass.

Fuck big tittied bitches. I'll have no use for them unless we're involved in a plane crash over the north atlantic.

Proportion is key.

[blownmotor]

Here's the order I go by
1)Cute/Pretty face
2)Firm tight ass(not the big jiggly ones)
3)Proportioned perky breasts

[SlideWell]

nice legs and a small waist is perfect for me. as long as her face isnt buckled. all aside from my own fetishes/other personal preferences lol. i totally hear ya man.

[sxe]

ass FTW.. as mentioned earlier. u can always get fake tits. gota have the ass to back it up. and its fun when she's on top.:naughty:

[Om1kron]

Here is the breakdown...

A=almost, B=barely, C=cant complain, D=Dang, DD=Dble Dang, E=emormous, F=fake, g=get a reduction, H=help I've fallen & cant get up!

lol joe dirt?

[Kaizen.]

fake tits ftl. Fake lips ftl. Fake women ftmfl.

I'd rather have a natural 6 than a fake 9.

Amen to that! The biggest turn off is when a women is self concious about themselves and want fake shit to make themselves feel better.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

Amen to that! The biggest turn off is when a women is self concious about themselves and want fake shit to make themselves feel better.

Now were talking i want a real women not a plastic barbie doll

[Mtndrifter14]

FAke boobs are lame.

More then a mouthful is a waste my grandpa used to say haha.

Better proportioned girls ftw

I'm also all about the ass.

[stiizy]

34b or c's are good for me..

i'm a simple man

[redZENKI]

eh..if i can touch em, they're real. lol

[Okinawandrifter87]

Small, perky, and firm with a nice tight ass. Proportion is key.

I agree! My gf has fake boobs but I dont complain, she had them before we got together. With or without im fine.

[!Zar!]

I don't give a fuck.

As long as the cooch is real and fake, everything else is whatever.

A cups? fuck, you might as well date a dude with a nice ass.

I expect my woman to look like a woman.

Not a dude with a sex change.

[drift freaq]

Ok I could have quoted something someone else said. I decided to put it in my own words.
The guy in the article is indeed a nut case. As much as he writes about women being natural as more accepting he is not accepting in his lovers modified bodies. WTF. He is still just a shallow ass fuck.
Do I like Breast implants? No.
Do I like collagen lips? No.
Do Nose jobs bother me? Well actually, NO!
Would I turn a women away that I clicked with just because of those things? NO!
Would I prefer the women not to have done them? Yes. Though I don't let that blind me to a good thing.

Fact is this what I like and what I might wind up with usually are two different things. Not because I don't meet and date fine women. More like I have yet to see a complete perfect package. It just does not happen.
If it does its once in a very blue moon.
Part of being mature and not a shallow insolent child who wants everything just right is accepting the fact that in life all things are not perfect.
Intelligent women, great face, ok body, not so hot legs
Intelligent women, ok face, hot body,great legs
Not so intelligent women, hot body,hot face,great legs.
Not so intelligent women but cool , good body, cute face, ok legs
Those are just examples of how things usually come out for most men.

The only thing in his article that makes a point is accepting a women in the natural for what she is and not trying to make her into a perfect play doll.
Though to toss a women out because she is augmented after everything is already working is as fucked up as asking them to change more to what you desire.

In the end for me at least, there has to be two major components that make shit happen,

1. Chemistry! Chemistry!Chemistry! with out this no matter how hot she is in the end it fails, gets boring, becomes a lustful attraction only.
2. Intelligence, this is actually tied into chemistry. If she is not smart enough it gets to me.
I will throw in personality as well into this as it ties into both above.

After those things its her body. I won't lie. A pretty face and smoking body draws me in but if there is nothing to back it up, well then it fails.
I will also say if a Women can turn me on with her mind, its the fucking best thing. Why? Bodies change, people age, minds get wiser, minds do not lose their touch to until extreme old age(most of the time). In the end if there is no mind, no chemistry, you got bored. Or I should say I do. :D

[azndoc]

When a woman asks me what sexy is to me this is my response everytime.

A woman is sexy not necessary by her looks, it's all about her confidence.

A gorgeous woman with the perfect body isn't sexy if she doesn't have the confidence within herself.

A girl who is perhaps thick or a little thick can be sexy, it's all about how she presents herself and her confidence.


That's what I believe in.

[!Zar!]

Here you go.

Women confident as fuck.
http://www.vat19.com/blog/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg

[ESmorz]

Well me. Being a lanky ass mofo with the body of a womans volleyball player can't even fathom hooking it up with a "thick" chick. It would just be weird.

No girls wider than me.

Plain and simple.

So that usually leaves me with short, thin, little boobs, and a nice small ass, and they are usually dumb as fuck. But, I'm not looking to start a family so I'm just fine with that for now.

[drift freaq]

^^^^^ damn Zar thanks for ruining my breakfast^^^^^

[!Zar!]

hahaha.

How do you know you don't click with one of them?

;D

They probably have enough milk to feed you for months!

[Dirty Habit]

Obesity is a disease dude. Its not fucking funny.










lolololololol.

[azndoc]

Zar you know you love big women.

Come on.

Black dudes always love the big women, and big women always love the black dudes.

(If you get offended by that comment, fuck off. It's mostly true.)

[ESmorz]

Obesity is a disease dude. Its not fucking funny.










lolololololol.

Side effects may include eating yourself to death?

:eek:

[Dirty Habit]

Side effects may include eating yourself to death?

:eek:

I believe "increased loss of visual contact with ones genitals" is in ther too.

[drift freaq]

hahaha.

How do you know you don't click with one of them?

;D

They probably have enough milk to feed you for months!

Zar ever playing the devils advocate. The only problem with your above query is the fact that those women are suffering from a eating disorder. AKA a sickness, a obsessive/compulsive one at that.
I am not normally drawn to or click with someone that eats to satisfy their insecurities. There is a difference between a women who might be a bit heavy and someone who is obsessively and grossly overweight.

[THE PROPHET]

its all about the BOOTY for me!

[Mtndrifter14]

Because of this thread mods can we turn it into nsfw thread and post pics of nice boobies lol.

[SimpleS14]

LOL @ Zar

Because of this thread mods can we turn it into nsfw thread and post pics of nice boobies lol.

negative.

[ThatGuy]

Because of this thread mods can we turn it into nsfw thread and post pics of nice boobies lol.

Absolutely not.




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[S14DB]

Can you really take what this guys says seriously?

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[drftwerks]

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[UfoZ8myCow]

Some of you guys sound like gays.


(If you get offended by that comment, fuck off. It's mostly true.)

Stereotypes wouldn't exist unless there was truth to them........

[fromxtor]

100% ass man, tits are a plus.

[Taniguchi_Is_#1]

throw some d's on that bitch.

[murda-c]

Zar you know you love big women.

Come on.

Black dudes always love the big women, and big women always love the black dudes.

(If you get offended by that comment, fuck off. It's mostly true.)


True.


If i'm the only black dude at a party i have my pick of all the big white girls haha.

Now only if this power worked on bitches who looked like salma hayek.

[Antihero983]

if you can touch em theyre real.

[miravete]

i probably like big breasts cuz i wasnt breast fed as a child....

i think thats what my shrink said....idk

[Bubbles]

One of my exes had tiny little boobies and they were B's.


BTW - she had a breathtaking hiney.

[RPSil13]

Where are all the pics at!!!!

[KwKouki]

last set of fake tits I had in my mouth felt like I was sucking on a wilson volleyball.......meh

[HyperTek]

big boobs is overrated.. fat girls have em by defualt.

fake boobs dont make up for ugly face and low self esteem.

i know some small girls that got em jus to boost thier modelin career.. looks horrible lol

[ronmcdon]

there's nothing wrong with 'low self esteem' at all. much easier to capitalize on than 'high (or even realistic) self esteem' more often than not. I have had many a good times with chicks having low self esteem. You tell them what they want to hear, and you get what you want from them. seems fair enough to me.

:)