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HIM
06-03-2008, 05:10 AM
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

read all of the comments, it will keep you entertained for quite a while.



Best comment I have ever read in my life:

Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.

I10cruiser
06-03-2008, 05:50 AM
Inside-Joke Man says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Love it. My inside jokes per day count went way up. In the morning, you the administrator of this will understand NONE of these reviews. Because they are all inside jokes. And I'm stupid.

Wolfenstein says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!
priceless

SW20Racer
06-03-2008, 10:44 AM
Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.


sw20racer says...
wtf?? what the fuck were you looking for when you stumbled across this gem?


at first i thought it was a duran-duran shirt, then im like, "nope, just a regular kind of gay wolf shirt."

IIIXziuR
06-03-2008, 10:47 AM
I remember this. Kinda old but still funny

ILoveMyRHS13
06-03-2008, 11:05 AM
Tom12 says...
My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.

Hahahaha.

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 11:13 AM
That is seriously freakin funny.

if you come to WI you will see many people wearing wolf shirts. So beware bringing your girl here.

BustedS13
06-03-2008, 11:39 AM
OMG says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
There is no way our shirt cured aids.

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 11:43 AM
OMG says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
There is no way our shirt cured aids.

That was the one that put me over the edge. The fact that he totally didn't get it is hilarious.

Mi Beardo es Loco
06-03-2008, 11:50 AM
I don't get the joke but that shirt would fit perfectly with my jeans and jean jacket.

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 11:54 AM
These go great with that shirt.

http://www.jeanspassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cowboy-cut-936-slim-wrangler-jean_2.jpg

powersteeringless180sx
06-03-2008, 11:55 AM
That is seriously freakin funny.

if you come to WI you will see many people wearing wolf shirts. So beware bringing your girl here.

^^^^ lol ROFL......

BustedS13
06-03-2008, 11:59 AM
Steve says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Make sure you check with your local police before wearing this, BEACAUSE IT'S MAD DANGEROUS TO THE LADIES.

allntrlundrgrnd
06-03-2008, 12:00 PM
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

shit is hilarious good find

+1

stiizy
06-03-2008, 12:11 PM
These go great with that shirt.

http://www.jeanspassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cowboy-cut-936-slim-wrangler-jean_2.jpg

No with these jeans c'mon bro

http://www.cheapmonday.com/content/AW06/jeans/EIFELTOWER_dry_F1.jpg

Avante
06-03-2008, 12:24 PM
No with these jeans c'mon bro

http://www.cheapmonday.com/content/AW06/jeans/EIFELTOWER_dry_F1.jpg

wtf are those things?

steve shadows
06-03-2008, 12:34 PM
torso high boot cuts DUH

Fries
06-03-2008, 12:48 PM
OMG says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
This shirt cured my Aids!
[email protected] says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
There is no way our shirt cured aids.




hahaha the admin agrees that it can give your cell phone signal, add 5inches of height to your body if you're a midget and get you pussy, but it CANNOT cure aids!


haha!

s13silady
06-03-2008, 12:53 PM
torso high boot cuts DUH


omg that was fucking funny.

CrashQueen
06-03-2008, 01:12 PM
hahahaha loved it.....


definitely help to entertain my boring work day.

just1pepsi
06-03-2008, 01:27 PM
my work blocks it.. lists it in the "pornography" category :| wtf.

S13_Nightkid
06-03-2008, 01:53 PM
turd burgler says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock. But after i started wearin this bitch out, i almost got my dick sucked 3 times a night by hot sluts. thank you wolf shirt!

LMAO

jrocslider
06-03-2008, 01:59 PM
wow.

that is hilarious.

hahaha i started reading it and laughing out loud and my gf looked at me like i was crazy.

Farzam
06-03-2008, 02:08 PM
Best shirt ever

I think I may order one on the real reals

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 02:33 PM
Many others.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=wolf+shirt&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Example:
http://www.jewelsandtreasures.com/catalog/images/40_1293.jpg

ESmorz
06-03-2008, 02:41 PM
IF that was real... It would be the most glorious thing ever.

mRclARK1
06-03-2008, 02:44 PM
Fazle says...
This shirt is amazing. I had to upgrade the servers because the traffic was just too high. I donned my suit of armor (this shirt) and marched to my tribal stomping grounds. I walked into the Dell warehouse, borrowed a forklift, grabbed what I needed, but then I was stopped by a security guard. He asked, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" I replied, "I am the Fazle. I'm here to obtain new equipment for my various projects." He said, "Buddy you know you gotta pay for those, right?" I stood up, pointed to my shirt, and said with great glee, "Dude. Look." He cowered back into his booth where he sat amazed at the awesomeness he had just witnessed.

teh win says...
Excellent roaming shirt out in the dessert. Gets you great reception for your cell phone as well.

hahaha.

A wolf shirt could even make chics attracted to dudes driving 240's

dirtdiggler666
06-03-2008, 02:50 PM
this shit is so fucking funny

i only see old women with gray hair and boots wearing these shirts

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 02:58 PM
this shit is so fucking funny

i only see old women with gray hair and boots wearing these shirts

Seriously. Don't come to WI. I took a poll around my office. Everyone has a BF, a brother, or a father-in-law that where's wolf and deer shirts on the regular.

stiizy
06-03-2008, 03:15 PM
Many others.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=wolf+shirt&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Example:
http://www.jewelsandtreasures.com/catalog/images/40_1293.jpg

i heard this shirt comes with free rubbers for all the poon you're gonna get when you wear it....:rofl::rofl:

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 03:22 PM
i heard this shirt comes with free rubbers for all the poon you're gonna get when you wear it....:rofl::rofl:

Thats actually incorrect. You didn't see the description. I highlighted the important features.

Wolf Spirit Moon - T Shirt - The Mountain Night Shirt
[40-1293]

$18.95USD
Wolf Spirit Moon - T Shirt - The Mountain Night Shirt
Click to enlarge

Introducing a T Shirt For ALL Wolf Enthusiasts!

Wolf Fashion worth Collecting.

FEATURES:
# Top Quality
# 100% Heavyweight Cotton.
# Pre-Washed and Pre-Shrunk.
# Will protect you from any and ALL STD including The HIV, AIDS, The Clap, Herpes, or any other penis burning STD
# Custom Vivid Hand-Dyed Colors.
# Amazing Colors with Earth Friendly Dyes.
# Will prevent pregnancy 100%. Unless you are trying to get a women (or even a man) pregnant. In which case, the child will grow up with skillz like Michael Jordon.
# Guaranteed Exceptional Color and Years of Wear.
# Amazing Images with the Most Artistic Detail.
# Oeko-tex 100 Certified - Guaranteed free of Chemicals that are harmful to your body.
# 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

See Yourself Styling in the finest hand-dyed, Screen Printed T-Shirt in the World.

stiizy
06-03-2008, 03:24 PM
oh i didn't read the whole thing my fault..

the child will grow up with skillz like Michael Jordon.


Hahaha that shit had me on the floor right there good one!!

MikeisNissan
06-03-2008, 03:26 PM
why??????????

stiizy
06-03-2008, 03:32 PM
why what mike??

why buy the shirt because bro you know how much poon you'll attract!!!

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 03:40 PM
This is going to the Chuck Norris of 2008.

Just made this:

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator2143156.jpg

HIM
06-03-2008, 03:54 PM
This is going to the Chuck Norris of 2008.

Just made this:

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator2143156.jpg

hahahahhaha noice

exitspeed
06-03-2008, 03:57 PM
The proof is Majic Johnson has two of these shirts.

lflkajfj12123
06-03-2008, 06:11 PM
mikey from the cool kids had a wolf shirt on in the rhapsody commercial with them

and they're huge hypebeasts it was pretty funny

VIDEO!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8bXXxx1HeWk

MikeisNissan
06-03-2008, 09:10 PM
I just bought a Wolf shirt..

illvialuver
06-03-2008, 09:12 PM
this one made me laugh.

Dodgeboy says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating1.gif
My last GF was stolen by a man who had a Wolf shirt for each day of the weak.


i like how he spells week.

And I had a wolf shirt back in middle school, and got made fun of for it, who would have know that it actually got you pussy.

berz
06-03-2008, 10:25 PM
wolf shirts have always been ill... gotta see the the gorilla t shirts . i got one of those as well

touge monster
06-03-2008, 10:33 PM
Jesus says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!

:rofl:

kyoru
06-03-2008, 11:47 PM
HisXLC says... http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/ReviewRating5.gif
Yo , holla at me. I work min wage, hustlin , baggin groceries and shit. But after workin for 9months I finally could afford this wolf shirt, and im gettin mad pussy. This is how the black man can come up and take his rightful place, worth every penny.

wow 9 months to make 24.99 haha

Bubbles
06-04-2008, 12:24 AM
Wolf shirt..............for those who like to get laid.

LB.Motoring
06-04-2008, 01:27 AM
I could get ass wearing a wolf shirt.

Jimmy Up
06-04-2008, 01:43 AM
guys, I think I am going to order one... like, honestly.

ESmorz
06-04-2008, 01:45 AM
guys, I think I am going to order one... like, honestly.

Fuck that. Just put a wolf on your next shirt. :yum:

Jimmy Up
06-04-2008, 01:47 AM
haha- it wont even let me order.

I cant believe I tried to do it though.

I will make a shirt just for me to rock at the next OMGWTFBBQ, so I wont pull so much poon. haha

txrxs
06-04-2008, 06:23 AM
this could even help hachi guys get laid...maybe.

But seriously, I wear shit like this.