it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys.

[Farzam]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921&pp=25

Random NASIOC thread I found humorous

[AllMotorS13]

ahhhhahaha. wow. i only read the first page and was dying.

[0100]

Holy hell that is an old thread.

[Dirty Habit]

Good thread indeed. Gold bond is my savior every single day.

[SimpleS14]

hahaaha....is this for real??????

yea I'm going to have to hold back on doing that if it's addictive hahaha

[txrxs]

I guess sitting at home behind my computer desk doesn't cause excessive ball moisture.

[Dirty Habit]

I guess sitting at home behind my computer desk doesn't cause excessive ball moisture.

Only hand to wang friction? :jerkit::fawk:

[BustedS13]

christ
i know the feeling, i've been down that road. i've got a friend who does this, i tried it and i'm not a fan. i do use baby powder though to keep things from turning into Ol' Dick Swamp.

the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning

edit: THIS is actually the best quote of the thread. wtf.

you're kidding, right? You haven't seen all the threads we've had on this.

[TurboNetic05]

how do you apply it? Just put some powder in your hand and pat your nuts??? hahaaha

[WanganRunner]

LOL, I've heard it referred to as "one thousand elves" since high school (i.e. like 1999)

[BustedS13]

http://bondyourboys.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36456

[jackjack]

pfffffffffffffff. F that. this is the only way to roll......


http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgktuMRTHq0

[s13poop]

hahaha the OT is wild on nasioc you find some pretty weird stuff in there

good shit though :bigok:

[BustedS13]

i keep coming back to that thread at work, it's full of gems

I don't think anyone actually buys GoldBond for any reason other than putting it on their nuts. They should just change the name to "GoldBond Medicated Nut Powder: You can't cook with it, but you can dip your balls in it"this thread has actually brought up some concerns, i've been using generic body powder instead of springing for the johnson's baby powder, and what i currently used is mostly corn starch, which, as noted in this thread, promotes bacterial growth. johnson's baby powder is talc based, i will be making the switch immediately to protect my dong from infestation


for all the bitches i might take home, i've got the johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne

[Flipzide]

the thread has filled my morning with laughter.

[ESmorz]

for all the bitches i might take home, i've got the johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne

Oh come on now.

We all know most the bitches you bring home are to drunk to see, let alone smell :D

[BustedS13]

Oh come on now.

We all know most the bitches you bring home are to drunk to see, let alone smell :D

you have no idea
seriously when did i turn into a date rapist

err.
uh, snoop dogg lyrics
Used oil of olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails


http://img140.exs.cx/img140/8531/gbblue1lf.jpg

http://aethlos.com/uploaded_images/watch_4_ice_bear_aethlos_-785757.jpg

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dryerballs2.jpg

[Tops*]

LOL.

Chafe is a hilarious word.

My balls are chaffing.

LOL.

I didn't know about the Gold Bond solution to comfortable testes.

I need to ask my friends about this. Might be a little weird though. "Hey, man, you know when yours balls chafe against your legs?"

[eastcoastS14]

lol I cant believe some ppl didnt know about this....its the only way to go...its like ppl who still have pubes...idk how you guys do it, gotta hit that shit with the mach 3 every week in the shower, careful on your nuts tho....and then gold bond everyday, hairy sweaty nuts fail tho....plus girls will be much more willing to go down on you if they dont feel like they are diving into a bush

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

I'm a strickly weekend bonder. If I do it everyday, I fear it might interfere with my job. I just can't let my work know I'm bonding on a daily basis. They might look down on that, ya know?

[Andrew Bohan]

one time i was hella sore so i put icy hot all over my muscles

then i washed my hands

and then i peed

but i guess there was still some icy hot on my hands

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that's the worst

after that i'm cool not putting anything on my nuts

[BustedS13]

okay, i'm currently playing this game
gotta say, gold bond smells like old men. it's very strong. i don't want my coworkers smelling this, much less anybody who might approach my junk. the frozen balls sensation might be nice for a hot day, but it's raining outside. i'll stick to johnson's for a daily basis

[chibo]

Hmm...... off to the store. :rofl:

[TiNMAN]

i bet some homos are screaming for pics. :wiggle:

[eastcoastS14]

okay, i'm currently playing this game
gotta say, gold bond smells like old men. it's very strong. i don't want my coworkers smelling this, much less anybody who might approach my junk. the frozen balls sensation might be nice for a hot day, but it's raining outside. i'll stick to johnson's for a daily basis

its not just the cool sensation...it keeps ur junk dry and fresh, the smell goes away in like an hour....I would never recommend powdering ur nuts in the bathroom right before ur girl is about to go down on you but if you do it at the beginning of the night she wont know you ever did it by the end of the night....trust me

[boogerlovers]

haha that thread is awesome...

[aa87]

I at first thought it was like a joke like putting bengay on your balls. I had some blue so i just tried it, its not so bad, it kinda feels like they are gonna fall off from frost bite.

When does it go away?

[BustedS13]

its not just the cool sensation...it keeps ur junk dry and fresh, the smell goes away in like an hour....I would never recommend powdering ur nuts in the bathroom right before ur girl is about to go down on you but if you do it at the beginning of the night she wont know you ever did it by the end of the night....trust me

eh, johnson's keeps them dry and seaweed stench free, but without the mint blast... i might do a week of alternating, we'll see what's up

[Firestorm]

i got to page 2 until i fell from my chair cause of laughing...

...but i actually gotta try this, sounds interesting. is it just me or did anyone elses balls get sticky reading this thread? :D

well, off to the bathroom :D

[aa87]

Alright, it is amazing. I dont even want to downgrade to the gold, because blue just feels that much better afterward.

[jackjack]

one time i was hella sore so i put icy hot all over my muscles

then i washed my hands

and then i peed

but i guess there was still some icy hot on my hands

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that's the worst

after that i'm cool not putting anything on my nuts


ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident :faint:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident :faint:

I did that but I didn't realize iit for a lil bit. It just irritated mine and I was wondering what it was. I went to the bathroom and there was a big ass rash near the tip! I put neosporin on it but it itched like crazy for a couple days. And no, it was not a std. Gosh I hope no one puts this in their sig.

[INeedNewTires]

i read 4 pages of that other thread, it was GREAT! gotta try it myself now...

[WilloW]

"Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill?"

Ahahah.

[BustedS13]

with my balls drier than the sahara, i'm noticing how sweaty my feet actually are. fuck

[ByeByeSti]

with my balls drier than the sahara, i'm noticing how sweaty my feet actually are. fuck


hahaahah

ohh shit i hate having sweaty feet, they got all hot, then cold and sticky and gross. and my dc's and nike's smell like big foots dick now cuz of that!! i say to people that my feet sweat and they think im wackkkk or something now:loco:

[LB.Motoring]

Put that shit on yo feet?

[Dirty Habit]

How could anyone have slept this long on something this great?!

[flip3d]

I got the green bottle last night. It's just AWESOME!

[Fries]

lmao I can't tell if you fucks are kidding or not. If true, bitchin'. If not, Im not putting foot powder on my kids.

Fuck I'm torn.

[eastcoastS14]

^^ no jokes...do it

[Sr20det>Ka24de]

love it, do it right after shower you can get more powder stuck to your sac and the feeling lasts longer, my girl has never complained about any smell just don't do it right before you get busy

[SW20Racer]

why is there a thread about people who crave the sensation of 1000 little bearded guys rubbing mint leaves and ice cubes on their freshly shaven sac?

and why didnt i know about it sooner?

[Kaizen.]

I love zilvia, shit gets more and more random everyday.

[drift freaq]

Actually this is old school in the Film Industry its actually a gaffers and grips secret. Thats how I found out about it. Those guys work 12-14 hour days on set sometimes in the summer socal sun.
I use Desenex because it works and does not smell bad. Its also anti fungal.

[kdashy]

haha I cant believe people didn't know about this.

Gold bond even advertises this as one of its "uses".

[illvialuver]

my business is already addicted to pussy i dont need it addicted to some powder, must be like haveing two tyrone bigums for nuts.

[BustedS13]

ugh... it's like 85 out, i need to mow the lawn, and the riding mower is fucked up so i have to use the ancient push mower i found in the shed. you know what that means.
gold bond medicated nut powder. lay back in the cut and chill ya nut.

[wangan_cruiser]

lol crazy thread.

[hegamiz]

oMG that was hilarious
great thread...

I think I'm gonna try it haha

[marat]

its funny and fucking disqusting lol

[Farzam]

I still haven't powdered yet

I'm too scared


I heard that once you buy it you can't stop...ever...and if you do, you go through horrible withdrawals and can even die from it!!

[irax]

fuck the ice, give me the fire.


spray your balls with spray deodorant or after shave or cologne


thats how real men wake up.

[irax]

ahahhahahahaha i did the exact same thing on accident :faint:

shit i do that on purpose...

[suprafreak1000]

haha that thread gives me a good laugh. some weird things there to lol

[ronmcdon]

i need to look into this. thanks for the tip.

[jackjack]

i could've used this yesterday. maybe i'll try it.............. maybe.

[kenshinS14sks]

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/8531/gbblue1lf.jpg
[/IMG]


holy crap, this thread almost killed me, im supposed to be studying for my series 7 right now too...*sigh*
but good laugh :hsdance:

[eastcoastS14]

The freshness formula

step 1. get a mach 3 turbo and save your junk....everything even your balls(just be careful)

step 2, use nivea for men after shave balm (white bottle, it doesnt burn at all it only soothes and prevents razor bumps)

step 3. towel dry....make sure its totally dry

step 4. gold bond it

step 5. stay fresh and enjoy

and remember guys.....no girl likes a sweaty hairy sack

[BustedS13]

holy crap, this thread almost killed me, im supposed to be studying for my series 7 right now too...*sigh*
but good laugh :hsdance:

1. series 7? nice!

The freshness formula

step 1. get a mach 3 turbo and save your junk....everything even your balls(just be careful)

step 2, use nivea for men after shave balm (white bottle, it doesnt burn at all it only soothes and prevents razor bumps)

step 3. towel dry....make sure its totally dry

step 4. gold bond it

step 5. stay fresh and enjoy

and remember guys.....no girl likes a sweaty hairy sack

2. fuck off, ingrown hairs, man stubble on your shit, and everything sticking together.. trimming is one thing, shaving is a horror show for porn stars only

[lflkajfj12123]

my bush is out of control right now

my girlfriend told me to shave it, i told her if i did that then i would kill the civilization thats sprouted on scrotum island

[irax]

my bush is out of control right now

my girlfriend told me to shave it, i told her if i did that then i would kill the civilization thats sprouted on scrotum island

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/DONOTWANT_doggy.jpg

you do not need to share that kind of information with the class

[BustedS13]

14 month bump.

my roommate bought a bottle of the blue stuff. tried it out today. it's hard hitting, long lasting. it's been like 3 hours now, my balls are still freezing. awesome.

[ZenkiCam]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj185/frailcolin/OxyClean.jpg?t=1246292704

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo97/Superfag101/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg?t=1246292745

FY0tTewZYmY

[Blurryeyes]

I have been using the yellow bottle since three years ago and I always bring two or three bottles with me from LA on my regular trips.

[XeroX]

"gold bond medicated nut powder. lay back in the cut and chill ya nut."

wow...

-1 on shaving too...been there, done that...maybe i have excessive sweatage, but even with powder, after a couple hours i was getting MAJOR batt wing everytime i would sit down...

Too much maintenance...i went threw a bottle of that shit in like a week...Really short trim, does the job...

I think its hella nasty when u put powder on and at the end of the day you have white residue on your thighs like when you wear powdered latex cloves working on the car...it looks pretty disgusting haha...but it is comfy...

[Ares240SX]

Learned something new today! Sweaty balls is not something a man should have to live with...

[bigOdom1]

Powder My Equipment (http://www.powdermyequipment.com/)

baby powder just doesn't cut it.

[sleep]

that thread is hilarious. I whipped this up real quick

http://thisaintnews.com/images/pics/12462981-like_1000_little_gnomes....jpg

[s13skank]

Hahah damb that was funny

[heavenboundkevin]

i could def, benefit from this. good find,.

[BustedS13]

i currently have a bottle of yellow, the blue was neat but it's my roommate's, and i think it may be too abusive on my nads. going to get a bottle of green tonight.

[rbpowerds14]

hahaha wow i havent done this/re-heard it since i went away to sleep away camp(when i was 14) im now 23! well i just went out to walmart and picked me up a bottle of green stuff! cant wait for the refreshment

[fromxtor]

If you live in a desert or deployed to "the desert" this stuff is a must, I accidently jumped into the blue bottle. But IF you're a man you will get used to it.

[sleep]

i currently have a bottle of yellow, the blue was neat but it's my roommate's, and i think it may be too abusive on my nads. going to get a bottle of green tonight.

Green is my favorite. I bought it 2 years ago, and it shocked me when the gnomes started doing their thing on my nutz. on my way to work....

Swamp ass/nutz NO MORE! that thread is a classic.

BTW/ I moved from Philly to Phoenix, and in Phoenix it is a MUST have item. lol @ the desert

[Bubbles]

Learned something new today! Sweaty balls is not something a man should have to live with...


It's not something you HAVE to live with, it's something you CHOOSE to live with.

A rite of passage.



It's what separates us from the womenz.

[BustedS13]

green is king.

[Andrew Bohan]

i started with the blue bottle a few weeks ago.

that shit feels GOOD

feels like my pants are full of snow for a good hour!

[sleep]

THE BLUE BOTTLE IS FOR CONTROLLING FOOT FUNGUS!

If you have athletes foot on your nutz.....then by all means, use the blue bottle!

[I LUV MY S13]

hahaha ima get me some first thing tomorrow morning

[sleep]

Has anyone tried the 'Anti monkey butt' powder that i see in hardware stores?

I think i'd prefer the 1000 little gnomes still....

http://www.courier-journal.com/blogs/vel05/uploaded_images/monkey_logo-763073.jpg

Anti Monkey Butt Powder (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)

[Ares240SX]

It's not something you HAVE to live with, it's something you CHOOSE to live with.

A rite of passage.



It's what separates us from the womenz.

Sweet Jesus! I just tried it... Good, feel fresh, bad, still feels like angry gnomes. Definitely something I could get used to though.

I have used the Monkey Butt powder quite a bit when I used to ride motorcycles. Helps on those long trips. No cooling affect like the Gold Bond though.

[Andrew Bohan]

THE BLUE BOTTLE IS FOR CONTROLLING FOOT FUNGUS!

If you have athletes foot on your nutz.....then by all means, use the blue bottle!

it controls foot fungus by absorbing moisture, which is exactly what we're all going for here

[rbpowerds14]

green ftw! started to day, and in south florida, its a must! only word to explain it is -AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[palmdale_mob]

haha I actually one time rubbed deodorant all over them when I was little, that didnt end up too good lol

I feel like half the people are joking about this but the other half are dead serious

Whatever, I will just have to find out for myself

[4DOOR_LIFE]

That thread is hilarious! ! i havent laughed so hard reading a thread before. the first couple of pages have some funny ass posts. Im going to go hunt for some tomorrow. hopefully the goods will be in winter before i get there. hahaha. working 7-8 hrs a day wearing super skinny Cheap Mondays isnt the best in summer weather.lol.

[rbpowerds14]

just "refreshed" this shit is addictive! after every shower!! just amazing, got my roommate to try it, he hates it and washed it right off!
"its witer fresh mouth wash but for ur boys"

[driftphenom]

these guys are having a SERIOUS conversation on the effects of antiquing their nuts. keep dat shit to yo sef

[Bubbles]

got my roommate to try it, he hates it and washed it right off!



Did you at least apply it correctly.

[cserrano86]

Did you at least apply it correctly.
Can someone please explain how to apply correctly? Lol.

[foreverdark]

"although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif"

lol

[palmdale_mob]

Anyone else get strangely turned on after you applied it? lol

[Blurryeyes]

it depends on how you apply it, spreaded eagle is the preferred method