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Farzam · 04-18-2008, 05:05 AM

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...t=375921&pp=25

Random NASIOC thread I found humorous

AllMotorS13 · 04-18-2008, 05:18 AM

ahhhhahaha. wow. i only read the first page and was dying.

0100 · 04-18-2008, 06:52 AM

Holy hell that is an old thread.

Dirty Habit · 04-18-2008, 06:54 AM

Good thread indeed. Gold bond is my savior every single day.

SimpleS14 · 04-18-2008, 06:55 AM

hahaaha....is this for real??????

yea I'm going to have to hold back on doing that if it's addictive hahaha

txrxs · 04-18-2008, 07:16 AM

I guess sitting at home behind my computer desk doesn't cause excessive ball moisture.

Dirty Habit · 04-18-2008, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by txrxs

I guess sitting at home behind my computer desk doesn't cause excessive ball moisture.

Only hand to wang friction?

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 08:41 AM

christ
i know the feeling, i've been down that road. i've got a friend who does this, i tried it and i'm not a fan. i do use baby powder though to keep things from turning into Ol' Dick Swamp.

Quote:

the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning

edit: THIS is actually the best quote of the thread. wtf.

Quote:

you're kidding, right? You haven't seen all the threads we've had on this.

TurboNetic05 · 04-18-2008, 10:09 AM

how do you apply it? Just put some powder in your hand and pat your nuts??? hahaaha

WanganRunner · 04-18-2008, 11:20 AM

LOL, I've heard it referred to as "one thousand elves" since high school (i.e. like 1999)

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 11:26 AM

http://bondyourboys.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36456

jackjack · 04-18-2008, 11:36 AM

pfffffffffffffff. F that. this is the only way to roll......

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgktuMRTHq0[/ame]

s13poop · 04-18-2008, 11:47 AM

hahaha the OT is wild on nasioc you find some pretty weird stuff in there

good shit though

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 11:56 AM

i keep coming back to that thread at work, it's full of gems

Quote:

I don't think anyone actually buys GoldBond for any reason other than putting it on their nuts. They should just change the name to "GoldBond Medicated Nut Powder: You can't cook with it, but you can dip your balls in it"

this thread has actually brought up some concerns, i've been using generic body powder instead of springing for the johnson's baby powder, and what i currently used is mostly corn starch, which, as noted in this thread, promotes bacterial growth. johnson's baby powder is talc based, i will be making the switch immediately to protect my dong from infestation

for all the bitches i might take home, i've got the johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne

Flipzide · 04-18-2008, 12:08 PM

the thread has filled my morning with laughter.

ESmorz · 04-18-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

for all the bitches i might take home, i've got the johnson's baby powder and cool water cologne

Oh come on now.

We all know most the bitches you bring home are to drunk to see, let alone smell

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Oh come on now.

We all know most the bitches you bring home are to drunk to see, let alone smell

you have no idea
seriously when did i turn into a date rapist

err.
uh, snoop dogg lyrics
Used oil of olay, cuz my skin gets pale
And then I got the file, for my fingernails

Tops* · 04-18-2008, 01:55 PM

LOL.

Chafe is a hilarious word.

My balls are chaffing.

LOL.

I didn't know about the Gold Bond solution to comfortable testes.

I need to ask my friends about this. Might be a little weird though. "Hey, man, you know when yours balls chafe against your legs?"

eastcoastS14 · 04-18-2008, 02:01 PM

lol I cant believe some ppl didnt know about this....its the only way to go...its like ppl who still have pubes...idk how you guys do it, gotta hit that shit with the mach 3 every week in the shower, careful on your nuts tho....and then gold bond everyday, hairy sweaty nuts fail tho....plus girls will be much more willing to go down on you if they dont feel like they are diving into a bush

Mi Beardo es Loco · 04-18-2008, 02:04 PM

I'm a strickly weekend bonder. If I do it everyday, I fear it might interfere with my job. I just can't let my work know I'm bonding on a daily basis. They might look down on that, ya know?

Andrew Bohan · 04-18-2008, 02:15 PM

one time i was hella sore so i put icy hot all over my muscles

then i washed my hands

and then i peed

but i guess there was still some icy hot on my hands

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that's the worst

after that i'm cool not putting anything on my nuts

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 02:45 PM

okay, i'm currently playing this game
gotta say, gold bond smells like old men. it's very strong. i don't want my coworkers smelling this, much less anybody who might approach my junk. the frozen balls sensation might be nice for a hot day, but it's raining outside. i'll stick to johnson's for a daily basis

chibo · 04-18-2008, 03:14 PM

Hmm...... off to the store.

TiNMAN · 04-18-2008, 03:20 PM

i bet some homos are screaming for pics.

eastcoastS14 · 04-18-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

okay, i'm currently playing this game
gotta say, gold bond smells like old men. it's very strong. i don't want my coworkers smelling this, much less anybody who might approach my junk. the frozen balls sensation might be nice for a hot day, but it's raining outside. i'll stick to johnson's for a daily basis

its not just the cool sensation...it keeps ur junk dry and fresh, the smell goes away in like an hour....I would never recommend powdering ur nuts in the bathroom right before ur girl is about to go down on you but if you do it at the beginning of the night she wont know you ever did it by the end of the night....trust me

boogerlovers · 04-18-2008, 03:28 PM

haha that thread is awesome...

aa87 · 04-18-2008, 03:39 PM

I at first thought it was like a joke like putting bengay on your balls. I had some blue so i just tried it, its not so bad, it kinda feels like they are gonna fall off from frost bite.

When does it go away?

BustedS13 · 04-18-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastcoastS14

its not just the cool sensation...it keeps ur junk dry and fresh, the smell goes away in like an hour....I would never recommend powdering ur nuts in the bathroom right before ur girl is about to go down on you but if you do it at the beginning of the night she wont know you ever did it by the end of the night....trust me

eh, johnson's keeps them dry and seaweed stench free, but without the mint blast... i might do a week of alternating, we'll see what's up

Firestorm · 04-18-2008, 04:18 PM

i got to page 2 until i fell from my chair cause of laughing...

...but i actually gotta try this, sounds interesting. is it just me or did anyone elses balls get sticky reading this thread?

well, off to the bathroom

aa87 · 04-18-2008, 04:21 PM

Alright, it is amazing. I dont even want to downgrade to the gold, because blue just feels that much better afterward.

04-18-2008, 05:05 AM	#1
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 31 Posts: 5,144 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys. http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...t=375921&pp=25 Random NASIOC thread I found humorous __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

04-18-2008, 05:18 AM	#2
AllMotorS13 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 37 Posts: 24 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ahhhhahaha. wow. i only read the first page and was dying. __________________ 89' Two Tone - All Original

04-18-2008, 06:52 AM	#3
0100 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New England Posts: 1,581 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Holy hell that is an old thread. __________________ TougeHero.com l SilviaV8forums.com

04-18-2008, 06:54 AM	#4
Dirty Habit Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 2,069 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: Dirty Habit Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Good thread indeed. Gold bond is my savior every single day. __________________ 1982 280zx Turbo

04-18-2008, 06:55 AM	#5
SimpleS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philly Age: 38 Posts: 9,185 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: SimpleS14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahaaha....is this for real?????? yea I'm going to have to hold back on doing that if it's addictive hahaha __________________ *Goals are dreams with a deadline.* L.H.O.O.Q.

04-18-2008, 07:16 AM	#6
txrxs Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Indy Posts: 549 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	I guess sitting at home behind my computer desk doesn't cause excessive ball moisture. __________________ DRIFTINDY

04-18-2008, 10:09 AM	#9
TurboNetic05 Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Michigan Age: 32 Posts: 132 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	how do you apply it? Just put some powder in your hand and pat your nuts??? hahaaha

04-18-2008, 11:20 AM	#10
WanganRunner Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Posts: 1,655 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	LOL, I've heard it referred to as "one thousand elves" since high school (i.e. like 1999)

04-18-2008, 11:26 AM	#11
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	http://bondyourboys.com/ http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36456 __________________

04-18-2008, 11:36 AM	#12
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	pfffffffffffffff. F that. this is the only way to roll...... [ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgktuMRTHq0[/ame]

04-18-2008, 11:47 AM	#13
s13poop Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pomona, SOCAL 909 Posts: 3,288 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: s13poop Feedback Score: 3 reviews	hahaha the OT is wild on nasioc you find some pretty weird stuff in there good shit though __________________ Insta: @OAKernie

04-18-2008, 12:08 PM	#15
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04-18-2008, 01:55 PM	#18
Tops* Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SF, CA Age: 33 Posts: 966 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	LOL. Chafe is a hilarious word. My balls are chaffing. LOL. I didn't know about the Gold Bond solution to comfortable testes. I need to ask my friends about this. Might be a little weird though. "Hey, man, you know when yours balls chafe against your legs?" __________________ MADE IN JAPAN

04-18-2008, 02:01 PM	#19
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	lol I cant believe some ppl didnt know about this....its the only way to go...its like ppl who still have pubes...idk how you guys do it, gotta hit that shit with the mach 3 every week in the shower, careful on your nuts tho....and then gold bond everyday, hairy sweaty nuts fail tho....plus girls will be much more willing to go down on you if they dont feel like they are diving into a bush

04-18-2008, 02:15 PM	#21
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	one time i was hella sore so i put icy hot all over my muscles then i washed my hands and then i peed but i guess there was still some icy hot on my hands FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that's the worst after that i'm cool not putting anything on my nuts

04-18-2008, 02:45 PM	#22
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	okay, i'm currently playing this game gotta say, gold bond smells like old men. it's very strong. i don't want my coworkers smelling this, much less anybody who might approach my junk. the frozen balls sensation might be nice for a hot day, but it's raining outside. i'll stick to johnson's for a daily basis __________________

04-18-2008, 03:14 PM	#23
chibo Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Tempe and Scottsdale, Arizona Age: 33 Posts: 1,425 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hmm...... off to the store. __________________ 1989 S13 \| 1996 S14 \| 2001 E46 \| 2009 ZX6R

04-18-2008, 03:20 PM	#24
TiNMAN Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NorCal, East Bay Favorite Color: Green Age: 35 Posts: 3,940 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	i bet some homos are screaming for pics. __________________ I AM LEGIT.

04-18-2008, 03:28 PM	#26
boogerlovers Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Palmdale Age: 33 Posts: 1,082 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	haha that thread is awesome... __________________

04-18-2008, 03:39 PM	#27
aa87 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Shreveport, LA Age: 33 Posts: 1,116 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I at first thought it was like a joke like putting bengay on your balls. I had some blue so i just tried it, its not so bad, it kinda feels like they are gonna fall off from frost bite. When does it go away? __________________ Hookers and blow.

04-18-2008, 04:18 PM	#29
Firestorm Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Age: 34 Posts: 371 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i got to page 2 until i fell from my chair cause of laughing... ...but i actually gotta try this, sounds interesting. is it just me or did anyone elses balls get sticky reading this thread? well, off to the bathroom

04-18-2008, 04:21 PM	#30
aa87 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Shreveport, LA Age: 33 Posts: 1,116 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Alright, it is amazing. I dont even want to downgrade to the gold, because blue just feels that much better afterward. __________________ Hookers and blow.

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