Teeth

[ManoNegra]

Saw?... Ha!!
Hostel??... yawn
Now here's a movie that is truly horrifying:

Trailer (http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/31319)

[exitspeed]

FUCK THAT! That is messed up! It's like Jaws, but way more scary.

[ManoNegra]

I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...

[exitspeed]

I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...

That's what I thought. I thought there was going to be some molesting going on. Like that dentist that fondles boobies. Talk about a plot twist!

[jackjack]

damn.............. that sucks. ouch.

[Antihero983]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!

holy mindfuck batman!

"every rose has its thorn" yeah no shit!

[Flipzide]

hahahahahahahhahah wow.

[BustedS13]

so her vag has teeth? fair enough

edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.

[89dc240]

Damn. I guess she oughta offer up the back door, ya know, I mean if she really loves someone.

That made me think of the anti-rape vag-insert that snags onto an unwelcome partystick. Only able to be surgically removed, right before they book you.

[steve shadows]

It's the femminist feel good movie of a century.

Vaginas that bite off penises

yeah fuck breeding

[kensreliableb18b]

so her pussy has teeth? like half girl half sea urchin?

http://www.biosbcc.net/ocean/flimg/09924treDSCN7585.jpg

dayyymmmmm....thats too much friction for my balls.

[firelizard]

Without clicking the link (I'm at work), I get the feeling that vagina dentata is involved.

Am I on the right track?

[exitspeed]

so her vag has teeth? fair enough

edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.

We have one here in Milwaukee who fuckin rocks at sports. I'd do her too. Her name is Jen Lada.

[Matej]

Being a gynecologist would be so awkward, I could never do it.

[exitspeed]

One of my best friends is a MD. He didn't like going through the Gyno part of it. He said you just don't get hot chicks coming in.

He teaches us cool stuff. Like "Candida" is the medical name for a yeast infection. Like 3 weeks after he tells me that, I get a client in our system named Candida Ortiz! I had to call him right away, he was like WTF!

[B18C5MK1]

this seems more like a comedy to me rather than a horror flick. haha. seriously, attack of the killer vajayjay's!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw

[Andrew Bohan]

pussy troll?
sweet

[Matej]

Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes. :bigok:

[Pank]

pussy troll?
sweet

so this is a movie about Pillow Pants?
on it

[ManoNegra]

pussy troll?
sweet

Fuck Pillowpants!

edit: damn you Pank!

[azndoc]

Yeah that was interesting.

Makes me not to have sex with white blonde chicks for a while.













Okay I'm over it.

[jackjack]

soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.

[Matej]

soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.
Haha word, I can already imagine the sequel, where she meets Mr. Snakepenis.

[Andrew Bohan]

TEETH 2: BATTLE OF THE MUTANT GENITALS

in theaters friday

[illvialuver]

good thin g i don't like blondes.

[motorsnail]

Id hit it:naughty:

[ManoNegra]

Id hit it:naughty:

buttsecks anyone?

[Andrew Bohan]

did someone say buttseks?
http://www.surprisebuttseks.com

[diomedes]

Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes. :bigok:

LOL! Oh yeah she does.

[SexPanda]

A man is talking to his son about sex. He is a very christian man. He tells his son that vaginas have teeth in them, so if he sticks anything in there he will get it bitten off.

Quite a few years later, the boy is at school. There is this girl that he really likes, and she likes him. Eventually, they do what every highschooler does. Have sex. Right before they start the boy says he cant, and explains to her what his father said. She says "What? thats rediculous. Here, I'll show you, no teeth."

she shows him under her skirt. He than says "Well no wonder you dont have teeth. Look at those gums! You should get that checked out"

[jackjack]

buttsecks anyone?



bwahahahahahahahaah nice

[motorsnail]

buttsecks anyone?
:keke: wow..............I usualy say its an accident

[bloodangels13]

she most go through sex toys like tree limbs through a wood chipper lol

[BustedS13]

http://i5.tinypic.com/8c30ccz.jpg

it's a black comedy. i'm picturing evil dead 2 with a vagina.

[jfc3po]

^^^awesome....only thing better would be if bruce campbell was in it somewhere advertising old spice deoderant...

[Andrew Bohan]

she most go through sex toys like tree limbs through a wood chipper lol

if she could train the thing, maybe she could start a wooden sex toy company