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*ManoNegra* · 11-19-2007, 12:35 PM

Saw?... Ha!!
Hostel??... yawn
Now here's a movie that is truly horrifying:

Trailer

*exitspeed* · 11-19-2007, 12:39 PM

FUCK THAT! That is messed up! It's like Jaws, but way more scary.

*ManoNegra* · 11-19-2007, 12:49 PM

I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...

*exitspeed* · 11-19-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManoNegra

I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...

That's what I thought. I thought there was going to be some molesting going on. Like that dentist that fondles boobies. Talk about a plot twist!

jackjack · 11-19-2007, 01:01 PM

damn.............. that sucks. ouch.

*Antihero983* · 11-19-2007, 03:01 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!

holy mindfuck batman!

"every rose has its thorn" yeah no shit!

Flipzide · 11-19-2007, 03:06 PM

hahahahahahahhahah wow.

BustedS13 · 11-19-2007, 03:12 PM

so her vag has teeth? fair enough

edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.

89dc240 · 11-19-2007, 03:17 PM

Damn. I guess she oughta offer up the back door, ya know, I mean if she really loves someone.

That made me think of the anti-rape vag-insert that snags onto an unwelcome partystick. Only able to be surgically removed, right before they book you.

steve shadows · 11-19-2007, 03:20 PM

It's the femminist feel good movie of a century.

Vaginas that bite off penises

yeah fuck breeding

kensreliableb18b · 11-19-2007, 03:31 PM

so her pussy has teeth? like half girl half sea urchin?

dayyymmmmm....thats too much friction for my balls.

firelizard · 11-19-2007, 03:33 PM

Without clicking the link (I'm at work), I get the feeling that vagina dentata is involved.

Am I on the right track?

*exitspeed* · 11-19-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

so her vag has teeth? fair enough

edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors.

We have one here in Milwaukee who fuckin rocks at sports. I'd do her too. Her name is Jen Lada.

Matej · 11-19-2007, 03:37 PM

Being a gynecologist would be so awkward, I could never do it.

*exitspeed* · 11-19-2007, 03:43 PM

One of my best friends is a MD. He didn't like going through the Gyno part of it. He said you just don't get hot chicks coming in.

He teaches us cool stuff. Like "Candida" is the medical name for a yeast infection. Like 3 weeks after he tells me that, I get a client in our system named Candida Ortiz! I had to call him right away, he was like WTF!

B18C5MK1 · 11-19-2007, 03:58 PM

this seems more like a comedy to me rather than a horror flick. haha. seriously, attack of the killer vajayjay's!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw[/ame]

Andrew Bohan · 11-19-2007, 03:59 PM

pussy troll?
sweet

Matej · 11-19-2007, 04:03 PM

Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes.

Pank · 11-19-2007, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

pussy troll?
sweet

so this is a movie about Pillow Pants?
on it

*ManoNegra* · 11-19-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Bohan

pussy troll?
sweet

Fuck Pillowpants!

edit: damn you Pank!

azndoc · 11-19-2007, 04:15 PM

Yeah that was interesting.

Makes me not to have sex with white blonde chicks for a while.

Okay I'm over it.

jackjack · 11-19-2007, 04:35 PM

soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.

Matej · 11-19-2007, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tylerdurden007

soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.

Haha word, I can already imagine the sequel, where she meets Mr. Snakepenis.

Andrew Bohan · 11-19-2007, 05:05 PM

TEETH 2: BATTLE OF THE MUTANT GENITALS

in theaters friday

illvialuver · 11-19-2007, 06:37 PM

good thin g i don't like blondes.

motorsnail · 11-19-2007, 08:33 PM

Id hit it

*ManoNegra* · 11-19-2007, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motorsnail

Id hit it

buttsecks anyone?

Andrew Bohan · 11-19-2007, 09:45 PM

did someone say buttseks?
http://www.surprisebuttseks.com

diomedes · 11-19-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matej

Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes.

LOL! Oh yeah she does.

SexPanda · 11-19-2007, 09:57 PM

A man is talking to his son about sex. He is a very christian man. He tells his son that vaginas have teeth in them, so if he sticks anything in there he will get it bitten off.

Quite a few years later, the boy is at school. There is this girl that he really likes, and she likes him. Eventually, they do what every highschooler does. Have sex. Right before they start the boy says he cant, and explains to her what his father said. She says "What? thats rediculous. Here, I'll show you, no teeth."

she shows him under her skirt. He than says "Well no wonder you dont have teeth. Look at those gums! You should get that checked out"

11-19-2007, 12:35 PM	#1
ManoNegra Guild of Skullduggerous Intent Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Socal Posts: 7,841 Trader Rating: (48) Feedback Score: 48 reviews	Teeth Saw?... Ha!! Hostel??... yawn Now here's a movie that is truly horrifying: Trailer

11-19-2007, 12:39 PM	#2
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	FUCK THAT! That is messed up! It's like Jaws, but way more scary. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

11-19-2007, 03:01 PM	#6
Antihero983 Premium Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Gilmanton, NH Age: 36 Posts: 4,403 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: Antihero983 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT! holy mindfuck batman! "every rose has its thorn" yeah no shit! __________________ "So here I am, right back at it again, just like I've always been"

11-19-2007, 03:06 PM	#7
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11-19-2007, 03:12 PM	#8
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	so her vag has teeth? fair enough edit: so i didn't close the tab that vid was in, and after vag with teeth, some show called "chicks with balls" came on. "so the pats beat the bolts... colts" yeah, that's why there aren't any female sports anchors. __________________

11-19-2007, 12:49 PM	#3
ManoNegra Guild of Skullduggerous Intent Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Socal Posts: 7,841 Trader Rating: (48) Feedback Score: 48 reviews	I totally expected her to be messed up by that gynocologist (sp?) but then...

11-19-2007, 01:01 PM	#5
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	damn.............. that sucks. ouch.

11-19-2007, 03:17 PM	#9
89dc240 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Just South of Philly Age: 37 Posts: 352 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Damn. I guess she oughta offer up the back door, ya know, I mean if she really loves someone. That made me think of the anti-rape vag-insert that snags onto an unwelcome partystick. Only able to be surgically removed, right before they book you.

11-19-2007, 03:20 PM	#10
steve shadows Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LA and OC Posts: 8,202 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	It's the femminist feel good movie of a century. Vaginas that bite off penises yeah fuck breeding __________________ Like Me on FaceBook !

11-19-2007, 03:31 PM	#11
kensreliableb18b Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: so cal - 626, 909, 562 and 949. 818 if i feel like running away Posts: 945 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	so her pussy has teeth? like half girl half sea urchin? dayyymmmmm....thats too much friction for my balls.

11-19-2007, 03:33 PM	#12
firelizard Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba Age: 32 Posts: 705 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: firelizard Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Without clicking the link (I'm at work), I get the feeling that vagina dentata is involved. Am I on the right track? __________________

11-19-2007, 03:37 PM	#14
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Being a gynecologist would be so awkward, I could never do it.

11-19-2007, 03:43 PM	#15
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	One of my best friends is a MD. He didn't like going through the Gyno part of it. He said you just don't get hot chicks coming in. He teaches us cool stuff. Like "Candida" is the medical name for a yeast infection. Like 3 weeks after he tells me that, I get a client in our system named Candida Ortiz! I had to call him right away, he was like WTF! __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

11-19-2007, 03:58 PM	#16
B18C5MK1 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Clemente, CA Age: 40 Posts: 695 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	this seems more like a comedy to me rather than a horror flick. haha. seriously, attack of the killer vajayjay's! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrocojfmMtw[/ame] __________________ weight reduction.

11-19-2007, 03:59 PM	#17
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	pussy troll? sweet

11-19-2007, 04:03 PM	#18
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Maybe she just has a really bad case of herpes.

11-19-2007, 04:15 PM	#21
azndoc Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 39 Posts: 9,487 Trader Rating: (47) Rides Gallery: azndoc Feedback Score: 47 reviews	Yeah that was interesting. Makes me not to have sex with white blonde chicks for a while. Okay I'm over it.

11-19-2007, 04:35 PM	#22
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	soon as i figured it out, i knew at first she would be scared....then by the end she would enjoy it. what a hungry beast.

11-19-2007, 05:05 PM	#24
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	TEETH 2: BATTLE OF THE MUTANT GENITALS in theaters friday

11-19-2007, 06:37 PM	#25
illvialuver Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES Age: 38 Posts: 5,065 Trader Rating: (35) Feedback Score: 35 reviews	good thin g i don't like blondes.

11-19-2007, 08:33 PM	#26
motorsnail Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oklahoma Age: 33 Posts: 625 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Id hit it

11-19-2007, 09:45 PM	#28
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Location: Location Posts: 8,330 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	did someone say buttseks? http://www.surprisebuttseks.com

11-19-2007, 09:57 PM	#30
SexPanda Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Where ever there is free beer Posts: 3,239 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A man is talking to his son about sex. He is a very christian man. He tells his son that vaginas have teeth in them, so if he sticks anything in there he will get it bitten off. Quite a few years later, the boy is at school. There is this girl that he really likes, and she likes him. Eventually, they do what every highschooler does. Have sex. Right before they start the boy says he cant, and explains to her what his father said. She says "What? thats rediculous. Here, I'll show you, no teeth." she shows him under her skirt. He than says "Well no wonder you dont have teeth. Look at those gums! You should get that checked out" __________________ BRAND NEW GReddy PRofec E-01 EBC for sale, Cheap!

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