Zombies In Cambodia!!!!

[tacotacotaco]

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

[exitspeed]

And so it begins...:squint:

Back to the zombie sig.

[TheSquidd]

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/7070000/7078030.gif

I have it. You should too.

oh and this is from April 1st 2005....

[LookOut Nick]

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

[DoriftoPnoy]

noooooooooooooooooooo fuckin way. i thot that shit just be in the movies. but damn.

oooh its fake? :rofl: hahaha ok then...

[tacotacotaco]

Real or fake..... be ready so you dont gotta get ready!

[exitspeed]

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

That's Ok if it's fake. Just don't come crawling to the International Zilvia Zombie Coalition when the shit hits the fan. :p

[woodchuck]

Real or fake..... be ready so you dont gotta get ready!

if this news is real then why isn't the CDC all over it?

well, better safe then sorry - headshots ftw!

[LB.Motoring]

ahahah seriously...

thats like Click here to login to your paypal!


www.34782347.3478920.4783.paypal.kinda.com

[ronmcdon]

fun article, but its really old.

[unwed_transient]

i remember a zombie thread from way before i was a member.

what vehicle would you pick to survive a dawn of the dead type situation.

i remember phlip posted a pic of the deathstar. i lol'd.

searched but couldn't find it.

[mRclARK1]

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

Nevertheless, a prudent reminder to remain vigilant.

Cause one day..... :squint:

[A Spec Products]

Breeasssssstttt milkkkkkkkk

Breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast milkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You make my daaaaaaaaaay-yayyyyyyyyyy

That was 1 hunned percent Cambodian baby.

[95Blue240sx]

^^^baaaahhahahaha that made me laugh

Man you know Im ready. I was in San Francisco Hilton this last weekend and was looking around the lobby. I was thinking to myself, man if i was attacked by zombies I can get on the ledge by the window by jumping to it from a table and no zombie could touch me. Then again I'd have no food.

[mrmephistopheles]

yeah so old and wrong.

[20 til 3]

DONT SAY THE Z WORD

what zen?

sean of the dead man, i've seen it many times, i'll be ready for those bastards WHEN they come

[180sExy]

DONT SAY THE Z WORD

what zen?

sean of the dead man, i've seen it many times, i'll be ready for those bastards WHEN they come
You mean "SHAUN OF THE DEAD" that movie is funny as hell!

[Yuri]

Crap. It's fake?
I bought a bunch of swords too.
Zombie survival guide says swords are an awesome anti-zombie weapon, especially katana, but mine are cheap rota knockoff Katana.
So I'd probably fail.
Not to mention I'm in the greater LA area which means I'd be doomed in a zombie infestation.
But I am a couple blocks from the beach, so I could probably steal a boat or something.

[ThatGuy]

Don't worry Yuri. When the zombies rule the land, Pirates shall rule the waters. I'll sail by and Cali and add you to my crew. :D

[s13gold]

damn that is crazy...
the parasite starting the heart again.

how long can they live for with the parasite?

[ThatGuy]

IT'S FAKE!

[Avante]

IT'S FAKE!

Bwahahahaha!

those crazy blood born parasites.

[240trainee]

to the op, next time you do this, try linking it like this -BBC article (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)

that way, you might get a chance of fooling the only person on earth who hasn't seen this yet.

[fromxtor]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/041/460_umbrella.gif

[DRavenS13]

According to that book, you'd have to train all your life for something that more than likely will never happen.

[FaLKoN240]

I was hoping it was real.

Apocalypse would be an interesting way to start the day.

Also,

http://easydoesituniversity.com/2007/03/22/5798/

[AFSil80]

Here's my Anti-Zombie vehicle of choice:

http://www.dowagro.com/uk/images/Wheat-Harvest-Combine.jpg

If I can't get ahold of one, I'll just get a Pontiac Aztec. They're so ugly that anyone (living or dead) will run away just so they don't have to see it.

[exitspeed]

I was hoping it was real.

Apocalypse would be an interesting way to start the day.

Also,

http://easydoesituniversity.com/2007/03/22/5798/

Wait. What is that person talking about Matrix Sequels?

[FaLKoN240]

He's saying YAY to NO Matrix sequels, because the 2 after the original killed the story.

[exitspeed]

He's saying YAY to NO Matrix sequels, because the 2 after the original killed the story.

Ok, just making sure. I think they can bring the story back though.

[reflexdb]

Bring on the f_ing zombies. By the way, apple.com just put up trailer for "28 weeks later". The link wasn't working for me, but I found it on youtube.

[Replicant_S14]

what vehicle would you pick to survive a dawn of the dead type situation.



I already have it.
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9025/zombiekillertz8.jpg

[exitspeed]

I have a boat and a truck and a large secret crawl space in my house that I can live in for a long time. Zombie's would not be able to access it at all.

28 Days Later Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB5cGy3vkFE&mode=related&search=)

[EvilRB]

WOW I can't wait to see that!! looks Damn good! This is a good year for new movies, i haven't wanted to pay to see a movie in a theater in a long time

[swift_style]

That's Ok if it's fake. Just don't come crawling to the International Zilvia Zombie Coalition when the shit hits the fan. :p

LoL..!! I'll totally join that organization by Zilvia.

[Farzam]

We should have a zombie drift meet.

[exitspeed]

Hhaha, we could all dress up like Zombies and start stumbling around the city.

That sounds like a good idea until one us doesn't make it, and someone get's taken out by a clean headshot. Ooops.

[tacotacotaco]

I wanted to mob out halloween like 100 deep zombies.

[articdragon192]

Hey John, next Halloween, lets do it, zombie invasion of Hollywood.

[steve shadows]

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

soo fake so old.

i think zombies and suicide bombers should make an alliance, it will be a lot easier to fire bomb all of thema t once when their all clumped together in mass and in the open

[Evil240]

check out the trailer for zombie sheep.... well.. not really a zombie...

its a freaking movie released in new zeland or something... i would have sooooo watched this if it was here!!!

(crazy sheep r more deadly than zombies)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow

[Kahl]

I haven't seen it but apparently it's not too bad.
Same cheesy crap that always comes out of here, zero production quality, just gory crap. That or something CGI.

[Avante]

in regards to 28 weeks later:

is there a set release date, or a rough estimate on when it will be out, by any chance?

and, go army! hahaha!

those crazy britons.

[theicecreamdan]

Oh well... I'm still gonna clean the 45. Just in case.

[articdragon192]

in regards to 28 weeks later:

is there a set release date, or a rough estimate on when it will be out, by any chance?

and, go army! hahaha!

those crazy britons.

May 11. It says at the end of the trailer. I'm so watching it.

[kognition]

In a darkened room, military suits are going over the mission to inject an elite team into the jungle to bring back a sample of the Mosquito. I see another Jurassic Park movie in there somewhere.
:loco:

[deadpirate]

Don't worry Yuri. When the zombies rule the land, Pirates shall rule the waters. I'll sail by and Cali and add you to my crew. :D
take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!

[tacotacotaco]

prepare my cruise ship of hot vuluptuous blossoming beauties! Disaster for some i always make the best of my situations. Hopefully they all dont turn lesbians. At least ill be entertained if they do. BANG BOAT!

[exitspeed]

prepare my cruise ship of hot vuluptuous blossoming beauties! Disaster for some i always make the best of my situations. Hopefully they all dont turn lesbians. At least ill be entertained if they do. BANG BOAT!

Lesbian Yacht FTW! I'm in!

[OptionZero]

Isotope Lounge, a comic store in San Francisco (the BEST comic store) had a halloween party. The owner, James Sime, is an ex-bartender and has major hookups all over the comic book industry. He brought in this hollywood makeup artist dude (IIRC) and had him do up the guests in full zombie mode.

I can only imagine, after the party a buncha people in professional zombie duds wandering drunk around San Francisco's Golden Gate Park or downtown area.

[kognition]

Seriously though, zombies scare the dogshit outta me. Always have since i was a kid watching Dawn of The Dead. :eek2:
I am trying to understand the biological logic behind a mosquito maggot restarting the heart of a host. WTF is that all about?

[kognition]

Hold the damn phone! This is a bogus story. BOGUS!
I knew i smelled something stinky about it when i clicked on that url you posted.
It does not take you to the BBC website, but a good imposter website with just a URL number. I further ran a who is on this URL just to see what the hell is going on. I got Quest Communications, and then i googled them, and the first thing i found was a lawsuit against them. Then i found this blog by someone else
who discovered the same thing as i did. Did it all in under a minute. :w00t:
Read this guys blog on it.
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2006/09/15/cambodian-troops-quarantine-quansul-is-a-hoax/
I am still scared to death of zombies though.

[theronin]

any of you who are into zombie flicks go watch The Serpent and the Rainbow. Based on a true account of zombification. A great movie. Highly Recommended if u are into that kinda stuff.

[exitspeed]

^
I'mahavetocheckthatout. (title of Oukast's new album)

Thanks.

[theicecreamdan]

Hold the damn phone! This is a bogus story. BOGUS!
I knew i smelled something stinky about it when i clicked on that url you posted.
It does not take you to the BBC website, but a good imposter website with just a URL number. I further ran a who is on this URL just to see what the hell is going on. I got Quest Communications, and then i googled them, and the first thing i found was a lawsuit against them. Then i found this blog by someone else
who discovered the same thing as i did. Did it all in under a minute. :w00t:
Read this guys blog on it.
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/2006/09/15/cambodian-troops-quarantine-quansul-is-a-hoax/
I am still scared to death of zombies though.


Good job reading the whole thread. hahaha, good times

[Yuri]

Don't worry Yuri. When the zombies rule the land, Pirates shall rule the waters. I'll sail by and Cali and add you to my crew. :D

My name is Yuri Andre Ranum.

That's right, PIRATE INTIALS!!!!

[kognition]

Who the hell has the time to even write that stuff? I hardly have time enough to wash my laundry these days. :loco: Pretty damn convincing though :eek:

Good job reading the whole thread. hahaha, good times