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*tacotacotaco* · 03-26-2007, 01:25 PM

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

*exitspeed* · 03-26-2007, 01:30 PM

And so it begins...

Back to the zombie sig.

TheSquidd · 03-26-2007, 01:31 PM

I have it. You should too.

oh and this is from April 1st 2005....

LookOut Nick · 03-26-2007, 01:40 PM

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

DoriftoPnoy · 03-26-2007, 01:51 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo fuckin way. i thot that shit just be in the movies. but damn.

oooh its fake?

hahaha ok then...

*tacotacotaco* · 03-26-2007, 01:55 PM

Real or fake..... be ready so you dont gotta get ready!

*exitspeed* · 03-26-2007, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LookOut Nick

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

That's Ok if it's fake. Just don't come crawling to the International Zilvia Zombie Coalition when the shit hits the fan.

woodchuck · 03-26-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kndacomplx

Real or fake..... be ready so you dont gotta get ready!

if this news is real then why isn't the CDC all over it?

well, better safe then sorry - headshots ftw!

LB.Motoring · 03-26-2007, 03:16 PM

ahahah seriously...

thats like Click here to login to your paypal!

www.34782347.3478920.4783.paypal.kinda.com

ronmcdon · 03-26-2007, 03:33 PM

fun article, but its really old.

unwed_transient · 03-26-2007, 04:01 PM

i remember a zombie thread from way before i was a member.

what vehicle would you pick to survive a dawn of the dead type situation.

i remember phlip posted a pic of the deathstar. i lol'd.

searched but couldn't find it.

mRclARK1 · 03-26-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

also it is fake, just like the address... so old

Nevertheless, a prudent reminder to remain vigilant.

Cause one day.....

A Spec Products · 03-26-2007, 04:21 PM

Breeasssssstttt milkkkkkkkk

Breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast milkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You make my daaaaaaaaaay-yayyyyyyyyyy

That was 1 hunned percent Cambodian baby.

95Blue240sx · 03-26-2007, 05:06 PM

^^^baaaahhahahaha that made me laugh

Man you know Im ready. I was in San Francisco Hilton this last weekend and was looking around the lobby. I was thinking to myself, man if i was attacked by zombies I can get on the ledge by the window by jumping to it from a table and no zombie could touch me. Then again I'd have no food.

**mrmephistopheles** · 03-26-2007, 05:14 PM

yeah so old and wrong.

20 til 3 · 03-26-2007, 05:26 PM

DONT SAY THE Z WORD

what zen?

sean of the dead man, i've seen it many times, i'll be ready for those bastards WHEN they come

180sExy · 03-26-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 20 til 3

DONT SAY THE Z WORD

what zen?

sean of the dead man, i've seen it many times, i'll be ready for those bastards WHEN they come

You mean "SHAUN OF THE DEAD" that movie is funny as hell!

*Yuri* · 03-26-2007, 06:08 PM

Crap. It's fake?
I bought a bunch of swords too.
Zombie survival guide says swords are an awesome anti-zombie weapon, especially katana, but mine are cheap rota knockoff Katana.
So I'd probably fail.
Not to mention I'm in the greater LA area which means I'd be doomed in a zombie infestation.
But I am a couple blocks from the beach, so I could probably steal a boat or something.

**ThatGuy** · 03-26-2007, 06:24 PM

Don't worry Yuri. When the zombies rule the land, Pirates shall rule the waters. I'll sail by and Cali and add you to my crew.

s13gold · 03-26-2007, 07:00 PM

damn that is crazy...
the parasite starting the heart again.

how long can they live for with the parasite?

**ThatGuy** · 03-26-2007, 07:02 PM

IT'S FAKE!

Avante · 03-26-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

IT'S FAKE!

Bwahahahaha!

those crazy blood born parasites.

240trainee · 03-26-2007, 09:45 PM

to the op, next time you do this, try linking it like this -BBC article

that way, you might get a chance of fooling the only person on earth who hasn't seen this yet.

fromxtor · 03-26-2007, 10:10 PM

DRavenS13 · 03-27-2007, 12:08 AM

According to that book, you'd have to train all your life for something that more than likely will never happen.

***FaLKoN240*** · 03-27-2007, 12:28 AM

I was hoping it was real.

Apocalypse would be an interesting way to start the day.

Also,

http://easydoesituniversity.com/2007/03/22/5798/

AFSil80 · 03-27-2007, 04:35 AM

Here's my Anti-Zombie vehicle of choice:

If I can't get ahold of one, I'll just get a Pontiac Aztec. They're so ugly that anyone (living or dead) will run away just so they don't have to see it.

*exitspeed* · 03-27-2007, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 240FaLKoN

I was hoping it was real.

Apocalypse would be an interesting way to start the day.

Also,

http://easydoesituniversity.com/2007/03/22/5798/

Wait. What is that person talking about Matrix Sequels?

***FaLKoN240*** · 03-27-2007, 08:30 AM

He's saying YAY to NO Matrix sequels, because the 2 after the original killed the story.

*exitspeed* · 03-27-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 240FaLKoN

He's saying YAY to NO Matrix sequels, because the 2 after the original killed the story.

Ok, just making sure. I think they can bring the story back though.

03-26-2007, 01:25 PM	#1
tacotacotaco Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: GRRRVINE!!! Age: 38 Posts: 3,247 Trader Rating: (16) Rides Gallery: tacotacotaco Feedback Score: 16 reviews	Zombies In Cambodia!!!! http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

03-26-2007, 01:30 PM	#2
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 41 Posts: 20,898 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	And so it begins... Back to the zombie sig. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

03-26-2007, 01:31 PM	#3
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03-26-2007, 01:40 PM	#4
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03-26-2007, 01:51 PM	#5
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03-26-2007, 01:55 PM	#6
tacotacotaco Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: GRRRVINE!!! Age: 38 Posts: 3,247 Trader Rating: (16) Rides Gallery: tacotacotaco Feedback Score: 16 reviews	Real or fake..... be ready so you dont gotta get ready!

03-26-2007, 03:16 PM	#9
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03-26-2007, 04:01 PM	#11
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03-26-2007, 05:26 PM	#16
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03-26-2007, 06:24 PM	#19
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03-26-2007, 07:00 PM	#20
s13gold Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CARSON Posts: 4,240 Trader Rating: (79) Feedback Score: 79 reviews	damn that is crazy... the parasite starting the heart again. how long can they live for with the parasite?

03-26-2007, 07:02 PM	#21
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03-27-2007, 12:28 AM	#26
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03-27-2007, 04:35 AM	#27
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03-27-2007, 08:30 AM	#29
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