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'90RPS13
03-09-2007, 09:16 AM
Divorcing Man Cuts House In Half (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/03/09/germany.divorce.reut/index.html?eref=rss_latest)
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

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+1 for that dude.
yota man
03-09-2007, 10:52 AM
Damn thats the way to do it right there
S13FREEAAK
03-09-2007, 11:02 AM
Thats the best way to settle it in my book.
LB.Motoring
03-09-2007, 12:09 PM
haha sounds like something my dad would do,

becouse we have an excess of forklifts and chainsaws.
arkive43
03-09-2007, 12:30 PM
hahahah showed them womenz:p hahaha
DUFFM4N
03-09-2007, 12:51 PM
i could just imagine the look on the wife's face...LOL

guy - "done and done" *dusts off hands*
jrbump
03-09-2007, 12:54 PM
reminds me of that old "Jerky Boys" routine.

I want you to knock my house down, so I can put up a hotdog stand
s13gold
03-09-2007, 12:56 PM
damn he must reallly have wanted out.
C. Senor
03-09-2007, 01:40 PM
haha...takes a whole new meaning to she got half of my stuff..lol, props to that guy
Andrew @ 240sxMotoring
03-09-2007, 02:10 PM
Ahaha, that's hilarious. Imaging driving down the street and seeing that!
Farzam
03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
I did that once.
TiNMAN
03-09-2007, 03:11 PM
^ I sawed him do it. :keke:
arkive43
03-09-2007, 03:13 PM
lol, pun intended!!
mRclARK1
03-09-2007, 03:15 PM
A true 50/50 split with that divorce. haha....

He was probably just thinking (or saying) "Take this bitch!" to get to that point. :rofl:
EvilRB
03-09-2007, 06:00 PM
Awesome!! Now I wonder what is he gonna do over the custody of the kids?...
'90RPS13
03-09-2007, 07:51 PM
^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.
Zero_SX
03-09-2007, 08:37 PM
^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.

haha our courts are so pussified they'd probably repo his half, glue it back together, and give it back to the ho.
illvialuver
03-09-2007, 09:02 PM
thats how ya do it
GoodOl'S13
03-10-2007, 11:10 AM
showed her whos boss:fawkd: :fawkd: like haha theres your half :fawkd:
DreamN
03-10-2007, 11:49 AM
http://kutv.com/slideshows/local_slideshow_068165423

^ pix of the job well done :D
theicecreamdan
03-10-2007, 10:35 PM
He should have hired Chuck Norris to Karate chop that shit in half.
BOROSUN
03-11-2007, 05:10 PM
its just a log cabin. i thought it was a actual house.