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'90RPS13 · 03-09-2007, 09:16 AM

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BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

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+1 for that dude.

yota man · 03-09-2007, 10:52 AM

Damn thats the way to do it right there

S13FREEAAK · 03-09-2007, 11:02 AM

Thats the best way to settle it in my book.

LB.Motoring · 03-09-2007, 12:09 PM

haha sounds like something my dad would do,

becouse we have an excess of forklifts and chainsaws.

arkive43 · 03-09-2007, 12:30 PM

hahahah showed them womenz

hahaha

DUFFM4N · 03-09-2007, 12:51 PM

i could just imagine the look on the wife's face...LOL

guy - "done and done" *dusts off hands*

jrbump · 03-09-2007, 12:54 PM

reminds me of that old "Jerky Boys" routine.

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I want you to knock my house down, so I can put up a hotdog stand

s13gold · 03-09-2007, 12:56 PM

damn he must reallly have wanted out.

C. Senor · 03-09-2007, 01:40 PM

haha...takes a whole new meaning to she got half of my stuff..lol, props to that guy

Andrew @ 240sxMotoring · 03-09-2007, 02:10 PM

Ahaha, that's hilarious. Imaging driving down the street and seeing that!

Farzam · 03-09-2007, 02:18 PM

I did that once.

TiNMAN · 03-09-2007, 03:11 PM

^ I sawed him do it.

arkive43 · 03-09-2007, 03:13 PM

lol, pun intended!!

mRclARK1 · 03-09-2007, 03:15 PM

A true 50/50 split with that divorce. haha....

He was probably just thinking (or saying) "Take this bitch!" to get to that point.

EvilRB · 03-09-2007, 06:00 PM

Awesome!! Now I wonder what is he gonna do over the custody of the kids?...

'90RPS13 · 03-09-2007, 07:51 PM

^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.

Zero_SX · 03-09-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by '90RPS13

^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.

haha our courts are so pussified they'd probably repo his half, glue it back together, and give it back to the ho.

illvialuver · 03-09-2007, 09:02 PM

thats how ya do it

GoodOl'S13 · 03-10-2007, 11:10 AM

showed her whos boss

like haha theres your half

DreamN · 03-10-2007, 11:49 AM

http://kutv.com/slideshows/local_slideshow_068165423

^ pix of the job well done

theicecreamdan · 03-10-2007, 10:35 PM

He should have hired Chuck Norris to Karate chop that shit in half.

BOROSUN · 03-11-2007, 05:10 PM

its just a log cabin. i thought it was a actual house.

03-09-2007, 12:09 PM	#4
LB.Motoring Post Whore! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SòCal♥ Age: 35 Posts: 5,840 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: LB.Motoring Feedback Score: 1 reviews	haha sounds like something my dad would do, becouse we have an excess of forklifts and chainsaws. __________________ Robby Leuer

03-09-2007, 12:51 PM	#6
DUFFM4N Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southern California...where i stretch out haters like a bad thong Age: 37 Posts: 7,371 Trader Rating: (40) Rides Gallery: DUFFM4N Feedback Score: 40 reviews	i could just imagine the look on the wife's face...LOL guy - "done and done" dusts off hands __________________ *things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who HUSTLE* CLICK HERE FOR MY BLOG

03-09-2007, 02:10 PM	#10
Andrew @ 240sxMotoring Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 789 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: Andrew @ 240sxMotoring Feedback Score: 17 reviews	Ahaha, that's hilarious. Imaging driving down the street and seeing that! __________________ Andrew @ 240sx Motoring Milford, CT @ 203-783-1422 (ext. 112) Read what people have to say about 240sxMotoring!

03-09-2007, 02:18 PM	#11
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles / Raleigh, NC Age: 31 Posts: 5,144 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I did that once. __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

03-09-2007, 03:11 PM	#12
TiNMAN Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NorCal, East Bay Favorite Color: Green Age: 35 Posts: 3,940 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	^ I sawed him do it. __________________ I AM LEGIT.

03-09-2007, 10:52 AM	#2
yota man Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbia/Florence, Sc Age: 31 Posts: 476 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Damn thats the way to do it right there

03-09-2007, 11:02 AM	#3
S13FREEAAK Drifterella Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Iowa Posts: 2,435 Trader Rating: (14) Rides Gallery: S13FREEAAK Feedback Score: 14 reviews	Thats the best way to settle it in my book.

03-09-2007, 12:30 PM	#5
arkive43 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: houston Age: 38 Posts: 795 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahahah showed them womenz hahaha

03-09-2007, 12:56 PM	#8
s13gold Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CARSON Posts: 4,240 Trader Rating: (79) Feedback Score: 79 reviews	damn he must reallly have wanted out.

03-09-2007, 01:40 PM	#9
C. Senor Post Whore! Join Date: May 2006 Location: cali Posts: 3,488 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	haha...takes a whole new meaning to she got half of my stuff..lol, props to that guy

03-09-2007, 03:13 PM	#13
arkive43 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: houston Age: 38 Posts: 795 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol, pun intended!!

03-09-2007, 03:15 PM	#14
mRclARK1 Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location? Posts: 4,205 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A true 50/50 split with that divorce. haha.... He was probably just thinking (or saying) "Take this bitch!" to get to that point. __________________

03-09-2007, 06:00 PM	#15
EvilRB Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SO CAL Posts: 1,418 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Awesome!! Now I wonder what is he gonna do over the custody of the kids?... __________________

03-09-2007, 07:51 PM	#16
'90RPS13 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NC Age: 34 Posts: 2,839 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^~~gross thought. anyways, I wish someone would try that shit in the US. You imagine being a judge in that case? haha.

03-09-2007, 09:02 PM	#18
illvialuver Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: M-A-R-S... MARS BITCHES Age: 38 Posts: 5,065 Trader Rating: (35) Feedback Score: 35 reviews	thats how ya do it

03-10-2007, 11:10 AM	#19
GoodOl'S13 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: So Cal Posts: 937 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	showed her whos boss like haha theres your half

03-10-2007, 11:49 AM	#20
DreamN Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SoCal - 818 Age: 36 Posts: 10,691 Trader Rating: (54) Rides Gallery: DreamN Feedback Score: 54 reviews	http://kutv.com/slideshows/local_slideshow_068165423 ^ pix of the job well done

03-11-2007, 05:10 PM	#22
BOROSUN Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: two legit to quit Age: 41 Posts: 5,211 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	its just a log cabin. i thought it was a actual house.

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