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10-28-2008, 04:40 PM | #1 | |
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Stinky Farts good for your Health
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10-28-2008, 05:02 PM | #2 | |
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I must have the lowest blood pressure in the world
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10-28-2008, 05:10 PM | #3 |
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i just took a big shit. smelled like rotten eggs but i had to raise my blood pressure to get it out if ya know what i mean. I think i'm even then.
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10-28-2008, 05:14 PM | #5 |
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It lowers my blood pressure, but raises everyone else's around me.
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10-28-2008, 05:46 PM | #7 |
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THANK YOU!....i can show this to my wife so she'll stop complaining about my farts....then fart in her face, because hey.........im saving a life
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10-28-2008, 06:34 PM | #9 |
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lol my fiance just read this shes rofl
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10-28-2008, 06:38 PM | #10 |
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lmao, but what about these fart links: (NSFW)
*Snip* *Snip* Links deleted. you think those ladies have a very low blood pressure? 'cuz it seems like that's their way of fore-playing and who knows how many times they foreplay per day in addition to their daily/regular farts lol EDIT: sorry, my bad. thanks for deleting the links. just google search "cake farts" and "pudding farts" lol
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10-28-2008, 06:43 PM | #12 |
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"i wanna spend the rest of my life with you, now let me ensure that by farting in your face...it lowers blood pressure"
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10-28-2008, 07:27 PM | #16 |
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10-28-2008, 08:56 PM | #17 |
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would you guys believe I have a H2S safety ticket? That same gas is located underground and can kill very easy if you work in the oil industry. 10 parts per million smells like the worst fart in the world, and you should leave the area. That amount for a couple hours can cause death. I have heard of some lease sights with over 1000ppm where the crew has to work with scott packs the entire shift. Try that in 90+ degree weather.
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10-28-2008, 09:15 PM | #19 |
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lol ironic. I just ripped a massivly smelly one. It even made me kinda gag. I must have hypotension.
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10-28-2008, 09:18 PM | #20 |
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I remember one time in high school during my freshman year I let one silently rip in the hallway and goddamn did it stink. These girls who were walking by gagged and went crazy. It was priceless. Half the hallway got cleared out. I played along with it by acting disgusted hahaha.
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