mrmephistopheles

If you don't want to risk catching a 1-3 day ban, don't post in here! I will be randomly banning people for shits and giggles, and I don't you in here if you're gonna get butthurt about it.


So, contrary to popular myth and rumor, I am a person, I am alive, I do exist.

I was not killed in a snipe hunting accident, smothered by a transgender prostitute or sold off into pasty white dude slavery (as if there's a market for pudgy dork labor... I can see it now - "You, boy! Hold that chair down with that flabby ass! That internet won't surf itself, get busy!")

I digress.

I'm back for a bit. I'm not going to bullshit and say I'm back for good - much as I love Zilvia and S/Z chassis, my real-world interests are SO far flung from playing cars it's ridiculous. Before you scoff at the old dude in the minivan just know, it'll happen to you to, you darn whippper-snappers!

What HAVE I been doing? Well, there has been some freelance photography which, while internally fulfilling, didn't do so much filling of the wallet. I've also come to like horses more than an 8 year old girl. Not that My Little Pony shit though. Bronies are worse than Twilight fans in my book.

Here's my horse. He's derptastic.


He knows many tricks, such as giving a kiss in exchange for a treat, stepping on your foot because he's clumsy, and kicking you in the leg because he's a sensitive dumbass.

He also thinks he knows kung-fu


Anyway, I've come back for a bit.

I'll be selling parts that I've collected over the years, some of my cars, and my father-in-law's 240. Here's the first bit of all that. Woo, shameless plug!

That being said, I'm eager to converse with you guys. I'll try to wade thru the (literally thousands of) messages in my PM box and reply to what I can. I also need to fix something I fouled up many moons ago as well, and overall just want to get back in touch with every one, seeing as how I may as well have been a ghost these last few years. Don't count on me to do any moderating - I haven't done so in ages, and don't feel especially keen on starting up again.

Also, all these bans will be given with MUCH love (and maybe something extra).

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240sxDavid

sooooo, how bout those lakers?

THEY SUCK!

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s0fa king

we had a Mod do this on my350 a while back. He got teh banz for making teh thread.

Official FI "Post here and get Banned thread!" - MY350Z.COM Forums


Lakers do suck. GO SPURS!

unwtdhero

So is this for real?
















Cant believe you own a horse. Lol



Welcome back!

JFoxx

so now its ok for mods to make dumb/useless threads? zilvia has officially gone to hell.... ban me if you want, then please ban yourself permanently...

please lock this crap....

Piggy

Who fucking cares? It's like you copy/pasted typical D-bag response. LOL

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mrmephistopheles

Can't ban you for speakin' the truth. Then again, I can't stand basketball, so I hate it all.

Fuckin' A it is. Also, I don't own 'a' horse. That's just the only one I posted pics of. Worst hobby ever. They eat money and shit work. They can be sorta awesome sometimes though.

WOOHOO! My first volunteer! You get a day for your lack of proper punctuation!

This piggy know's what's up.

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unwtdhero

Bahahaha i already love this thread!

mrmephistopheles

Why don't you marry it then, you weirdo.

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unwtdhero

As soon as california legalizes marriage to interwebs you will recieve the invite lulz

EnemyS15

Ok. Seeing you own a horse and know of previous cars you have owned.... How much more is it to maintain this mylittlepony than one of your cars?

TMW

Welcome back.

What breed of horses do you own?

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zo0d

memphis180sx

kalypso123

In for a BAN ... OOOHH YEEAAHHHH

mrmephistopheles

SO much more.

My 240s cost me nothing/month to just leave in my backyard.

Horses cost board, feed, shoeing/trimming/worming/dental, etc etc etc

1 mini, 2 thoroughbreds, an arab and a morgan

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

I love you.

OHHH YEAH THREE DAYS BABY!!!

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fliprayzin240sx

Best part is, almost everybody who posted in here has no clue who the fuck you are...

Yes, thats what happens when you don't stop by you big meanie!!!

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If you think Zilvia has too many assholes...
CLICK HERE!!!

dOMEmE

Bans will make her dance!..... but seriously, teach that horse to dance...

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Chupas!

drscooper

very nice horse man!

coupesallday!

Ban me . .

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bboyt3nsk

Sad but true

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"General Motors: Because someone has to make rental cars"

gambit420s

ITT: Long lost mod discusses his new found appreciation for bestiality...



Come at me bro

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imoverherre

I bet you look like him / her. Welcome back "for a bit" even tho I dont have a clue who the fuck you are. But happy banning.

In for the ban!!!!!!!!! Ass

Frank_Jaeger

hey guys im new to this forum so go easy on me . i just picked up my first 240SX first of all some problems. first. sometime i cant take the key of of the ignition. i have to kind of wiggle it around for it to come out. what could this be?? also some times when i kind of accelerate hard the car makes this loud crunchy noise. i was raced this guy in a mustang gt almost had him. but then my car starte to lurch so i pulled over thats when the nosies started. also i wantt o get into drifintg, can any one sell me a drifterential? thats wat my friend called it.

here a pic of my car:



also for some reason if you google "wrecked 240sx" there is a picture of some wrecked pussy. no lie, look it up.

OrangeVirus1

Dude wasn't lying about that google search lol.

lflkajfj12123

how many horsepower does that thing have loser

Frank_Jaeger

havnt put it on the dyno or any thing but it feels like about... 200 to the wheels all motor. its a ka dual cam. did some intake and headers and exhaust stuff. plus 7 electric turbos in series.

and before everyone gets mad, i know how much 200 horsepower feels like, okay. dont be jelly

ST34LthyN1NJ4

Rollin

!Zar!

...wat ?

ShakotanGazelle

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the banning.