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az_240 · 06-08-2009, 04:48 AM

My friend just forwarded this link to me of a christian cult of some sort. They believe only christian americans will be accepted into heaven, they beat their women and have sex with virgins to "give it up for god."

Promise Enforcers - Men Only! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

Pretty fucked up if this is what they are really about....

Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
^this one is hilarious though!

Chris Brown would be proud of this one>>

Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings.

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

murda-c · 06-08-2009, 05:18 AM

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

DreamN · 06-08-2009, 05:18 AM

dude those guys are hilarious. I doubt they're serious.

SochBAT · 06-08-2009, 10:04 AM

Sign me up!

***Future240*** · 06-08-2009, 05:38 PM

too disgusted to even read that shit

amdnivram · 06-08-2009, 06:33 PM

this made my day. I so ready for finals

BustedS13 · 06-08-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murda-c

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamN

I doubt they're serious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by future240

too disgusted to even read that shit

duhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ronmcdon · 06-08-2009, 06:51 PM

can't go wrong with "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620" and advice for domestic violence.

***Future240*** · 06-08-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BustedS13

duhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Totally didn't see murdocs post.

06-08-2009, 04:48 AM	#1
az_240 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Phx Posts: 3,097 Trader Rating: (41) Feedback Score: 41 reviews	Landover Baptist Church. Are they for real with this? My friend just forwarded this link to me of a christian cult of some sort. They believe only christian americans will be accepted into heaven, they beat their women and have sex with virgins to "give it up for god." Promise Enforcers - Men Only! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums Pretty fucked up if this is what they are really about.... Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums ^this one is hilarious though! Chris Brown would be proud of this one>> Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings. Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD. My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

06-08-2009, 05:18 AM	#2
murda-c Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Montgomery County, MD Age: 33 Posts: 3,197 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States. __________________

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DreamN Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SoCal - 818 Age: 36 Posts: 10,691 Trader Rating: (54) Rides Gallery: DreamN Feedback Score: 54 reviews	dude those guys are hilarious. I doubt they're serious. __________________ - Jimmy Wanted: TBD For Sale: TBD

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SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 35 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Sign me up!

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ronmcdon Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: beverly hills Age: 86 Posts: 4,254 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	can't go wrong with "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620" and advice for domestic violence.