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ZilviaBot · 03-17-2010, 09:50 AM

03-16-2010 12:30 PM

Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his birthday because, frankly, they're so much alike. Here's how: MoreÂ*Â»

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charlie321 · 03-17-2010, 09:52 AM

So True! LOL

tr4c3 · 03-17-2010, 11:16 AM

Hahahaha. That was great

*holemilk00* · 03-17-2010, 11:34 AM

"The Earth's rotation is the result of the GT-R using the planet as a chassis dyno. Leap year is a miss-shift."

That ones awesome.

sickstatus · 03-17-2010, 12:50 PM

nice find bot, lmao.

something actually funny.

drift213 · 03-17-2010, 12:56 PM

Lmao good thread

Okinawandrifter87 · 03-17-2010, 01:12 PM

Haha very good find indeed.

SeattleRPS13 · 03-17-2010, 09:26 PM

Dude, thats freaking awesome. I can just imagine him in a GTR and it makes me crack up. You guys should check out Andrew Bynum's (Lakers Center) GT-R. $20000 Body Kit!

miravete · 03-24-2010, 05:39 PM

chuck norris is 70? wow.

dont wanna be mean, but imagine all the jokes ppl are gonna make when he dies lol

"chuck norris isnt dead, he's just creating new life forms"

matts13vert · 03-24-2010, 05:57 PM

hahaha so funny!!

laziazn · 03-27-2010, 11:34 PM

i guess this show proof that the total gym get you living through your 70's

drift freaq · 03-28-2010, 11:12 AM

fucking great page what a crack up. I love this one

"The GT-R can procreate with other GT-Rs but it likes to bend Porsche Turbos over just for fun."

Pure_JDM · 03-28-2010, 11:19 AM

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

drift freaq · 03-28-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure_JDM

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

Ah and your point is for shitting on this fun? Dude seriously it was a joke thread and you are taking it seriously.

NiSilS14 · 06-03-2010, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure_JDM

"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."

...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

It was just a gt-r in disguise. duh.

jspec240 · 06-05-2010, 01:19 AM

^^ Doesnt matter.. now days one super car comes out... it will be beat with in a couple months. but I still wannt a GTR

Pure_JDM · 03-28-2010, 12:35 PM

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

DJDANGER24 · 03-28-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure_JDM

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

and this EVO 8 was probably built to the T and the GT-R was stock...

spiderlone · 03-28-2010, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJDANGER24

and this EVO 8 was probably built to the T and the GT-R was stock...

Actually It doesn't take much for evo to be fast. yet alone the 4g63 engine.

Funny GT-R jokes tho! hahahaha. chuck norris Is old!

Gnnr · 03-29-2010, 11:03 AM

"Mr T. pities the fool…unless that fool is driving the GT-R."

PNgo12 · 03-29-2010, 09:45 PM

Running the GT-R's A/C with the windows down will reverse global warming. On max it will cause the next Ice Age.

drift freaq · 03-28-2010, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure_JDM

not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

Ditto what the other person said about the EVO probably being built because a stock EV0 8 would not touch a GTR.

Oh and while we are at it.

This is a Nissan forum and if you have so much love for the EVO why don't you go spout on a EVO forum.

Seriously you sound like a troll or a previously banned member who is on the hate parade.

upsdude · 03-28-2010, 01:17 PM

The GT-R doesn't need or want a HEMI

i love that one

I LUV MY S13 · 03-28-2010, 01:27 PM

HAHAHA

The GT-R can touch MC Hammer. In fact the GT-R ran his ass over.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to the GT-R idling at rest.

When taking the SAT, write "GT-R" for every answer. You will get a perfect score.

In honor of GT-R, all McDonald's in Japan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be GT-R-sized

JDM Sil4ty · 03-28-2010, 04:07 PM

so much of these lines are getting sigged i swear .. heres my new sig ..

There are two types of cars…cars that suck, and the GT-R.

dpak · 03-28-2010, 04:22 PM

holy crap, chuck norris is 70!? that's freaking amazingg!

sr20killer · 06-02-2010, 04:51 PM

wow good news

bornslippy73 · 06-02-2010, 05:09 PM

Why Chuck Norris Drives a Nissan GT-R?

He is the Salieri of Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee is a legend even after his death. Chuck Norris is still alive and he is not even close to legendary status. So he needs all the help he can get...infommercials and a GT-R.

the film: Amadeus
Wofgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri.

Best thread I've read in a long while....LOL.

iamtheyi · 06-12-2010, 05:18 PM

lol. I was laughing my ass off at work and people were staring hahaha. Thread was mad funny.

DenkiMan! · 06-13-2010, 08:48 PM

"The GT-R is a flex fuel vehicle. It makes 480hp on tap water. On pump gas it makes 20,000 WHP."

i lol'd

03-17-2010, 09:50 AM	#1
ZilviaBot Zilvia.net Bot Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 199 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Why Chuck Norris Drives A Nissan GT-R [LOLCars] 03-16-2010 12:30 PM Chuck Norris turned 70 last week. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his birthday because, frankly, they're so much alike. Here's how: MoreÂ*Â» More...

03-17-2010, 09:52 AM	#2
charlie321 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Long Beach, CA Age: 30 Posts: 989 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	So True! LOL __________________

03-17-2010, 11:34 AM	#4
holemilk00 Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cape Coral, FL Posts: 2,485 Trader Rating: (33) Feedback Score: 33 reviews	"The Earth's rotation is the result of the GT-R using the planet as a chassis dyno. Leap year is a miss-shift." That ones awesome. __________________ I had a cool signature

03-17-2010, 12:50 PM	#5
sickstatus Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: SoCal Age: 30 Posts: 1,539 Trader Rating: (15) Feedback Score: 15 reviews	nice find bot, lmao. something actually funny. __________________ straights are for fast cars, corners are for fast drivers.

03-17-2010, 12:56 PM	#6
drift213 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: los angeles Posts: 1,089 Trader Rating: (16) Feedback Score: 16 reviews	Lmao good thread __________________ LOTS OF SR20,ka24de,s13 goodies for sale check my threds

03-17-2010, 01:12 PM	#7
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03-17-2010, 09:26 PM	#8
SeattleRPS13 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Seattle,Washington Age: 42 Posts: 19 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dude, thats freaking awesome. I can just imagine him in a GTR and it makes me crack up. You guys should check out Andrew Bynum's (Lakers Center) GT-R. $20000 Body Kit!

03-24-2010, 05:39 PM	#9
miravete Nissanaholic! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: tecate Age: 37 Posts: 2,127 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	chuck norris is 70? wow. dont wanna be mean, but imagine all the jokes ppl are gonna make when he dies lol "chuck norris isnt dead, he's just creating new life forms" __________________ taking corners just as good as a drunken rhino..

03-24-2010, 05:57 PM	#10
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03-27-2010, 11:34 PM	#11
laziazn Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: COVINA Posts: 41 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i guess this show proof that the total gym get you living through your 70's

03-28-2010, 11:12 AM	#12
drift freaq R.I.P. Aya, always love Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Los Feliz/Hollywood Posts: 18,558 Trader Rating: (215) Rides Gallery: drift freaq Feedback Score: 215 reviews	fucking great page what a crack up. I love this one "The GT-R can procreate with other GT-Rs but it likes to bend Porsche Turbos over just for fun." __________________ "Having a lot of tracks on a song is like putting stickers on a car to get more horsepower" New Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebV1OnbRsw Buy my mounts! http://zilvia.net/f/sale-items/51531...ns-mounts.html http://zilvia.net/f/tech-talk/317539...e-mouts-6.html

03-28-2010, 11:19 AM	#13
Pure_JDM Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denham Springs, LA Posts: 814 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	"If you Google search "GT-R getting its ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen." ...happened this year at our Import Faceoff by an evo 8.

06-05-2010, 01:19 AM	#16
jspec240 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: SIN CAL Age: 40 Posts: 2,096 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: jspec240 Feedback Score: 19 reviews	^^ Doesnt matter.. now days one super car comes out... it will be beat with in a couple months. but I still wannt a GTR __________________ DREW SLIDE TO SIDE WORLD WIDE Feedback!! http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=182673 661 sliders Gymkhana @ buttonwillow http://zilvia.net/f/south-western-st...-sessions.html >> Bakersfield Hook up thread <<

03-28-2010, 12:35 PM	#17
Pure_JDM Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denham Springs, LA Posts: 814 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	not shitting on the thread... just the almighty gt-r...

03-29-2010, 11:03 AM	#20
Gnnr Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: S. FL Posts: 3,960 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Mr T. pities the fool…unless that fool is driving the GT-R." __________________

03-29-2010, 09:45 PM	#21
PNgo12 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Westminster Age: 29 Posts: 373 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Running the GT-R's A/C with the windows down will reverse global warming. On max it will cause the next Ice Age.

03-28-2010, 01:17 PM	#23
upsdude Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fontana (the good part) Posts: 2,721 Trader Rating: (46) Rides Gallery: upsdude Feedback Score: 46 reviews	The GT-R doesn't need or want a HEMI i love that one

03-28-2010, 01:27 PM	#24
I LUV MY S13 Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norwalk, Los Angeles Age: 32 Posts: 3,349 Trader Rating: (35) Rides Gallery: I LUV MY S13 Feedback Score: 35 reviews	HAHAHA The GT-R can touch MC Hammer. In fact the GT-R ran his ass over. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to the GT-R idling at rest. When taking the SAT, write "GT-R" for every answer. You will get a perfect score. In honor of GT-R, all McDonald's in Japan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be GT-R-sized __________________ -Jorge

03-28-2010, 04:07 PM	#25
JDM Sil4ty Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: City of Trees; Cali Posts: 722 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	so much of these lines are getting sigged i swear .. heres my new sig .. There are two types of cars…cars that suck, and the GT-R. __________________ alpha kenny body.

03-28-2010, 04:22 PM	#26
dpak Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Korea Town, Los Angeles Age: 28 Posts: 436 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	holy crap, chuck norris is 70!? that's freaking amazingg! __________________ coupe <3

06-02-2010, 04:51 PM	#27
sr20killer BANNED Join Date: May 2010 Location: LA Age: 32 Posts: 18 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wow good news

06-02-2010, 05:09 PM	#28
bornslippy73 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: SF/Bay Area California Posts: 1,009 Trader Rating: (45) Feedback Score: 45 reviews	Why Chuck Norris Drives a Nissan GT-R? He is the Salieri of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is a legend even after his death. Chuck Norris is still alive and he is not even close to legendary status. So he needs all the help he can get...infommercials and a GT-R. the film: Amadeus Wofgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri. Best thread I've read in a long while....LOL. __________________

06-12-2010, 05:18 PM	#29
iamtheyi Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brea, CA Age: 30 Posts: 2,252 Trader Rating: (21) Feedback Score: 21 reviews	lol. I was laughing my ass off at work and people were staring hahaha. Thread was mad funny.

06-13-2010, 08:48 PM	#30
DenkiMan! Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: emmdee Age: 30 Posts: 772 Trader Rating: (7) Rides Gallery: DenkiMan! Feedback Score: 7 reviews	"The GT-R is a flex fuel vehicle. It makes 480hp on tap water. On pump gas it makes 20,000 WHP." i lol'd

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