muddafakka

No I meant in general.

rb25_s13*CHUKI

Or maybe forza motor sports 2?

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OBEEWON

I think it was one of my friends. It was funny after I stopped being scared.

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ESmorz

I know just havin some fun homie

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MikeisNissan

Hey im down for some Forza 2. Gamertag MikeisNissan

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1ZlowZ

Couple months ago I almost got into a little fight. This one guy who just moved up here from Long Beach, tall but a bit chubby... about a week prior I was in my front yard, popping pills. My bro calls em to box, I said I want to box him. Seeing double and, slow jabs I beat em. Boxing 4 years...

Well, it all started when my friend was talking to his girl in the back of the bus, and he started throwing hot cheetos at us, not letting my friend act up while with his girl I stood up for em and let them keep doing what they were doing. It was a big mistake on my part though since I had to pee really really bad... 5 min away from home 15 min walking from bus stop. Well anyways I got ready to fight took my jacket off, the homies from the far front of the bus were whistling and, yelling SEXY!! In a playing manner of course, no homo. Well my friend Ivan and I get off the same stop, his girl has next stop. As we both get off the bus, we see him right behind us. I said "I beat em before, I'll take em." He said good looking out, gives me a tap on my chest, and I was about to pee like crazy, was holding it in since the morning.

Well anyways this is how it goes.

Gangster: Hurry the fuck up dog I ain't got all day, I'll beat you down like I did last time.
Me: Uh-huh
Gangster: Getting in position to fight, saying "Dumb fuck, you don't know what your getting into, you don't know who you fucking with."
Me: Uh-huh
Gangster: You gonna be a little bitch and not fight me?
Me: Look back, and laugh.
Gangster: Takes off shirt, see a shitload of nasty red strectchmarks on his stomach.
Me: Holy shit thats fucking disgusting. Gagging after I said that.
Gangster: Thats right bitch you don't fuck with me, I would of fucked you up. You don't know where I'm from.
Me: Mother fucker in the roughest toughest places theres still going to be little bitches like you. Where you come from doesn't make you more of a man. I take off my shirt show off my awesome 6 pack, (yea right not awesome) at the same time showing my scars. Also saying " See this you will never have what I have.

Born and raised for a long time in my life living in 12th street I know what goes down. Getting down with WSP every week. Having scars in my head chin and chest abs and back.

I changed my ways ever since I moved up here though. If it were the old me I probably would have gone crazy on a fool like that.

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BOROSUN

eskrima, arnis, and kali have their difference. just let you know some eskrima guys/places dont like to be called kali.

mRclARK1

Yeah, eskrima and kali get used pretty interchangeabley in reference to FMA's when there are differences between them. There's actually a lot of different individual systems and adaptations all with their own minor differences from most others. The WIKI page for Eskrima lists over a dozen... and there's more yet.

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Sweet ill send u a message

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drftmark

All these stories remind me of this. I LOVE this video. Serves those fag "gangsters" right. hahah. On a side note, I box about 3 times every month.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXix0ygCVk0[/ame]

jackjack

my last fight was when i was 15 (over 10 years ago). happened in school.... dont even remember why. havent had to since. i dont pay attention to people (especially when they're drunk. i laugh when security tackles them and kicks them out), normally i just brush things off. i've noticed most people just like to talk crap, but not back it up. i dont do anything till the other person makes the first move. just so i dont get into any problems with the police, or legal issues.

steve shadows

dont fight stoned

or drunk

just don't

don't fight in general

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Holy shit that video was hysterical. My whole office heard me LOL.

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Most of the stories here are pretty whack.

I doubt a lot of it, over 20 fights in the streets? suuure.

if you cant understand fighting, you just have never been in a situation that necessitated it, thats perfectly fine.

as far as MMA, those guys are legit badasses, dont think for a second taht because they dont do tiger monkey grabbing peach nut strikes and eye gouges that they are not killers.

If you do not practice your martial art full speed against a fully resisting partner, you will not be able to effectively execute those techniques in a stressful live scenario.

Guns and knives are pussy. Jumping people is pussy, I would never cop to that shit even on the net. you should be ashamed if you have ever beat a guy 2 on 1.

I cant even remember the last time I got a in a fight, I got beat down at UCONN by a bunch of mongoloids for about a minute and a half before my cousin came and I was able to run off, cops came, and for some reason I didnt press charges(talk about some macho bullshit). We threw a cinderblock through their apartment window a week later, but i didnt feel vindicated.

I was talking shit about Donovan Mcnabb at a party at UMASS this winter, some kid pushed me from teh side, I fell down and slid about 15ft through the muddy floor into the next room, embarassed as hell, so I just walked back in there and slugged him in the jawbone, he fell into the wall and I grabbed him by his collar and belt and threw him on the floor in front of all the people that just saw me fall. He apologized, some kids threw me a bottle of JD, and it was good.

those arent really fights theyre just scraps.

All my fighting is in the gym now, 3 times a week, helping my teammates get ready for ammy and pro mma. I will have an ammy boxing match in August. Maybe MMA someday, but I need about 3x as much conditioning as I have now, ammy rules are 3x3min rounds, I think I could do 1 round going all out. I can do 3 in the gym if I save myself.

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eli_eli

when punks who pick fights, run into the wrong guy

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jcK1qwPyb4Q[/ame]

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mRclARK1

I've never seen the appeal in prize or ring fighting. If someone enjoys it, that's fine, but it's just not my thing. I've been in situations where fighting was necessary, and it holds no appeal to me as a sport in any way. However, fighting when required is something I've come to understand by experience unfortunately.

Like I've said, I'm sure a lot of MMA types are perfectly capable of defending themselves, but there are many who are not.
Can't remember his name off hand, but one of the hosts of that "Human Weapon" show on TV (History channel I think??) was a prize winning MMA fighter and he had quick work made of him by a few guys on that show. One instructor in an episode even basically said he was a great ring fighter, but had very little real self defense skill. Ring fighting of any kind can't equal the experience and lessons of the real deal. No way no how.

And real life self defense does not include tiger monkey peach nut whatever flying dingo roundhouse jump kicks. Simple, devestating and effective is the name of the game. Make use of natural reflexes, and deliver as much damage as possible as quickly as possible, and end it. Use whatever weapons you can, when it's your life, there is no such thing as a fair fight.

You're right that you have to practice against full speed, resisting training partners to gain the most out of that training. Most effective techniques do that to the highest extent possible. Most will even include training in "worst case" scenarios. Krav maga often involves training physically to the point of literal exhaustion and THEN practicing techniques full speed against resisting, usually armed opponents, often more then one at a time, from a disadvantaged position (such as on your back, or a limb unuseable).

Guns and knives are not pussy. Guns and knives are what will be used, if available, if the fight is a life or death contest. Advantages in numbers will be used. There is no honor in a REAL fight. Everything else is just, like you said, a scrap.

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ZX88

the smart person walks away. fighting is just dumb.

mRclARK1

However, unfortunately sometimes you do not have that option.

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last fight(if you want to call it that), im not proud of.

just got done drinking a little with friends.
on the ride home, friend is breaking down cause of issues with family and friends. he told me my then friend was raped by her bf. well that got us heated. we called up a homie and he came out with a bat.

we roll to the guys house and i go to call him out of his house. he comes out and i let my homie do what he needs to do. they are all up in each others faces yelling and the guy pushes my homie. right when that happened something inside me just snapped. like that killer instinct where you just go nuts. well thats exactly what i did ha, i just ran up to him and threw a good solid punch to the side of his face. he basically blacked out and fell into the gutter.

we started to stomp him and his sister comes out trying to push me off of him. well i end up pushing her and just continue. well than we hear 4 pops...yeah the sound of a bat hitting someones back and legs. after that we stopped and just took off.

day after i get a call from his homie. and i told em i know what i did was wrong and you can press charges for attempted murder etc. he said he wanted to squash any beef we had.

and i haven't seen a fight since.

fighting isnt smart and i don't go out there looking to fight or anything. but i got any of my friends backs. anytime anywhere.

downshift_sideways

I've punched a couple of girls before, but on accident.

I hate how bitches like to fucking take their free hits while your beating their boyfriends ass's. It's a reaction to turn around and swing.

I've KO'd a bitch before. Funny shit, all her brothers came after me...so I squared up with a few of them, and eventually ran. Because I heard one say "pull out the strap".

I've been jumped a couple of times...Only the first few hits actually hurt...the rest you don't seem to feel.

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PBucch

holy shit^ Thats wild.

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MikeisNissan

Yeah I hit a bitch once.. This was in middle school 7th grade. Twas my b-day and everyone is giving me birthday hits and shit, i dont mind,then this big 250lb bitch sucker punches me in the gut out of nowhere, so I walk up to her and I aim for her shoulder but she jerked so I ended up hittin her dead at the jaw, the whiplash has her head hitting the lockers, she drops and seconds later shes layin in a pool of blood, cryin, heard she had like 6 stiches or some shit. I got suspended for a good couple of days. O well. I wouldnt hit a skinny bitch, but a big bitch.. yeah.

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downshift_sideways

I mean....

If a girl tries to square up with a man...she better be ready to be hit like a man.

Yadidameann.

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JRas

last fight I got into was in Cabo, Mexico

went their on vacation

Hit up a few of the local bars, go to the strip club come out about to go into another bar, when my brother in-law is counting his money and this guy starts talking to him and decides to try to jack him right their.

he takes the money and starts walking away well my brother in-law starts talking to the guy saying give me my money back. this motherfucker decides he's gonna try to jog across the street.

I flipped out, chase this guy across the kick out his back foot when he's jogging he trips eats shit. I start pounding this guys face in the middle of the road after fucking him up pretty bad. I get up tell him to give my brother in-law his money back he starts talking shit.... my brother in-law and I start stomping this bitch.

my real brother runs out of the bar and tells us to get the fuck out of their, we start running back to the the hotel and end up walking past a police station. while walking back we start joking about how this guy got a beatdown worth the amount he took.

I'll never forget it, If I had to describe it in one word it'd be 'satisfaction'

no doubt, he will think again before ripping some tourist off

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crime in mexico is FUN


oh, and GENDER EQUALITY!!!

FRpilot

yea i bet the mexican pd have their own ways of handling things with tourists. they probably jack your money instead, kick you in the nuts, and not let you return home

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origin_s135

something like that happened to me, i was in a straight up rumble and my home girl tried to get me so we can be out, and what did i do? i swung! i seen her face and i tried to stop it so i hit her in the arm instead. she fell, i grabbed her and put her in the car asap. i felt bad that night for that one.

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just1pepsi

Yeah, every fight I've been in, I only remember feeling the first few hits immediately... I have to agree that actual street fighting (fighting for your life) is much different than martial arts. In martial arts there are rules that keep strict boundaries as far as what you can and cannot do. In the street, you cant be messing around with trying to be fair, because the other guy wont.. you cannot let them up or expect them NOT to draw down on you, and you'd better get out of sight quick afterwards. and hope the other guy dont get the best of you.. you may not wake up later.

Andrew Bohan

the goal of a street fight is always to make it so the other guy can't fight anymore. if he is still physically able to fight, the fight is still going.

soreballz

I used to get in fights alot. People seemed to think I was an easy person to pick on. I'd usually let em fuck with me for a month or so, just letting the aggression build, then I'd finally snap and beat the shit out of the dude. I never start a fight, but I'm more than happy to finish one.
Last real fight I got into was senior year of high school. Some asian tough guy in my computers class kept talking shit for no reason. I ignored it. Went on for about two months... One day, he walked past me, and smacked me in the back of the head out of nowhere, then just walked away. Needless to say, this didn't go over too well with me.
I got up, spun him around, smashed him in the temple with a right hook. He tried to grab me by the throat, so I gave him a solid headbutt to the eye. At that point, he wasn't really trying to hard to fight back, so I put him in a headlock and started punching him in the face over and over.
At this point, the teacher is freaking out. It was his first sememster teaching, and he'd never dealt with a fight. He didn't try to break us up, he just stood there yelling "Stop! Please stop! Help! Somebody call security!"
By that point, I was smashing azn dude's head into a computer moniter. I felt bad for the teacher, so I shoved the azn dude to the ground and walkede out of the class.
I got picked up by the narcs within about 2 minutes, and we were both suspended for 5 days.

Damage done to him: Broken nose, two black eyes, and a fairly swollen face.
Damage done to me: Small bump on my forehead from when I landed the headbutt.
Needless to say, he stopped talking shit after that.



I guess I've grown up a bit since then though. A few weeks ago at a party, some drunken tough guy (friend of a friend, trains in jui jitsu), tried to pick a fight with me for no reason. I was drunk and relaxed, just sitting down people watching. He walks over and starts talking shit. "I thought you Cali guys knew how to party. You're fucking boring." I was like, "uh, okay. Whatever dude." So he gets in my face. "What, you wanna make something of it?" I just looked at him like "wtf?" and walked away.
Later on, he pulled the same thing on my roommate. My roommate was less ready to walk away, and wound up choking him out.

Good times. lol

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