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wh0aitznic0 · 03-31-2010, 02:59 PM

^^If you're from Shreveport,La...

You're not low enough.

ayuaddict · 03-31-2010, 03:00 PM

If you've never had sexual intercourse with an overweight stripper on her last period before menopause, you're not low enough.

-LoKi- · 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM

you know your not low enough when your girls boobs dont bounce

-LoKi- · 03-31-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wh0aitznic0

^^If you're from Shreveport,La...

You're not low enough.

Very funny

ericcastro · 03-31-2010, 03:07 PM

this thread almost had legs................

alindeman1989 · 03-31-2010, 03:25 PM

if you have correct suspension geometry you not low enough.
if your on nico your not low enough
if your pants get tighter when you see men you not low enough

w0nderbr3ad · 03-31-2010, 03:39 PM

If you've never had sex with a stripper and asked her if she was HIV+ afterwards, you're not low enough.

blasting_speed · 03-31-2010, 04:02 PM

If anybody has ever told you that your butt hole is as sticky as your butt cheeks you're not low enough.

bones321 · 03-31-2010, 04:18 PM

your not low enough until your front bumper hits a reflector in the road and rips off and hits a CHP officer
your not low enough until people are honking at you out of driveways

backroadtouge · 03-31-2010, 04:27 PM

If you dont have the sticker "No Skinny chicks, Car will scrape"
your not low enough

Taniguchi_Is_#1 · 03-31-2010, 04:32 PM

if you don't care about impressing people on the internet, you're not low enough

9s13Coupe3SX · 03-31-2010, 04:38 PM

If you have not posted on this thread, your not low enough

bones321 · 03-31-2010, 04:45 PM

if you dont have a "roll over hazard" sticker on your car, you are not low enough

DataXUnknown · 03-31-2010, 04:58 PM

None of you are low enough

bones321 · 03-31-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DataXUnknown

None of you are low enough

sorry wes, were not as low as your shoebarus

wait wait.... was that low enough?

BustedS13 · 03-31-2010, 11:56 PM

if you've never peed blood and said "i hope that goes away" instead of going to the hospital, you're not low enough

lflkajfj12123 · 04-01-2010, 12:03 AM

If your name is Yuta Akaishi

shiftdrift · 04-01-2010, 12:04 AM

you're not low enough unless you drive sidways on the highway to not bottom out.

ayuaddict · 04-01-2010, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s0apgun

If your name is Yuta Akaishi

Don't dare impugn me honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?

BustedS13 · 04-01-2010, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayuaddict

If you've never had sexual intercourse with an overweight stripper on her last period before menopause, you're not low enough.

you know what, you won the thread.

upsdude · 04-01-2010, 12:35 AM

-your friend *coughjosh* threatens to come to your house and cut your springs.
-people ask where you got your lift kit from

ILoveMyRHS13 · 04-01-2010, 12:37 AM

If when your friends ask you go to somewhere and you say no because you know damn well that you won't make it into the parking lot, you're not low enough.

BustedS13 · 04-01-2010, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveMyRHS13

If when your friends ask you go to somewhere and you say no because you know damn well that you won't make it into the parking lot, you're not low enough.

wouldn't that make you low enough

if you've never sucked dick for coke, you're not low enough

ayuaddict · 04-01-2010, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

if you've never sucked dick for coke, you're not low enough

if you've never did coke for dick, you're not low enough.

Weedm · 04-01-2010, 12:52 AM

life goes on.

Cheesy Doriftos · 04-01-2010, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayuaddict

if you've never did coke for dick, you're not low enough.

if you've never did coke off a dick, you're not low enough

Bubbles · 04-01-2010, 01:02 AM

A dick is the only place I will do coke off.

Waste good dick? Not in this lifetime honey.

franklin93zx · 04-01-2010, 01:12 AM

if you've never done coke off a dick to get more coke to put back on the dick, your not low enough
if you've never questioned your sexuality looking a taylor lautner, your not low enough

ayuaddict · 04-01-2010, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by franklin93zx

if you've never done coke off a dick to get more coke to put back on the dick, your not low enough
if you've never questioned your sexuality looking a taylor lautner, your not low enough

I would fuck that guy.

Anything to get closer to Taylor Swift.

franklin93zx · 04-01-2010, 01:20 AM

well then... if you wouldn't fuck taylor lautner to get closer to taylor swift, your not low enough

03-31-2010, 03:25 PM	#36
alindeman1989 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Newark/bayarea,Ca Age: 32 Posts: 902 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you have correct suspension geometry you not low enough. if your on nico your not low enough if your pants get tighter when you see men you not low enough __________________ tofu man: Don't be cheap, and buy shitty high offset rims

03-31-2010, 04:02 PM	#38
blasting_speed Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Treno di mezzanotte di amore Posts: 2,593 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	If anybody has ever told you that your butt hole is as sticky as your butt cheeks you're not low enough. __________________

03-31-2010, 04:18 PM	#39
bones321 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Orange, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 530 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	your not low enough until your front bumper hits a reflector in the road and rips off and hits a CHP officer your not low enough until people are honking at you out of driveways __________________ What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night

03-31-2010, 04:27 PM	#40
backroadtouge Zilvia Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: TEXAS Posts: 217 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you dont have the sticker "No Skinny chicks, Car will scrape" your not low enough __________________ お金も腕も、何も無い・

03-31-2010, 04:45 PM	#43
bones321 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Orange, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 530 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	if you dont have a "roll over hazard" sticker on your car, you are not low enough __________________ What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night

03-31-2010, 03:00 PM	#32
ayuaddict Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Socal Age: 32 Posts: 4,017 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	If you've never had sexual intercourse with an overweight stripper on her last period before menopause, you're not low enough.

03-31-2010, 03:04 PM	#33
-LoKi- Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Shreveport,La Age: 31 Posts: 9 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	you know your not low enough when your girls boobs dont bounce

03-31-2010, 03:39 PM	#37
w0nderbr3ad Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vantucky Posts: 1,293 Trader Rating: (50) Feedback Score: 50 reviews	If you've never had sex with a stripper and asked her if she was HIV+ afterwards, you're not low enough.

03-31-2010, 04:32 PM	#41
Taniguchi_Is_#1 Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: West Arkansas Prefecture Posts: 3,141 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	if you don't care about impressing people on the internet, you're not low enough

03-31-2010, 04:38 PM	#42
9s13Coupe3SX Zilvia Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere Ca Posts: 800 Trader Rating: (48) Feedback Score: 48 reviews	If you have not posted on this thread, your not low enough

03-31-2010, 04:58 PM	#44
DataXUnknown Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mission Viejo, CA Age: 31 Posts: 2,934 Trader Rating: (30) Rides Gallery: DataXUnknown Feedback Score: 30 reviews	None of you are low enough

03-31-2010, 11:56 PM	#46
BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you've never peed blood and said "i hope that goes away" instead of going to the hospital, you're not low enough __________________

04-01-2010, 12:03 AM	#47
lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,480 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	If your name is Yuta Akaishi

04-01-2010, 12:04 AM	#48
shiftdrift Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: indiana Age: 31 Posts: 2,242 Trader Rating: (42) Feedback Score: 42 reviews	you're not low enough unless you drive sidways on the highway to not bottom out.

04-01-2010, 12:35 AM	#51
upsdude Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fontana (the good part) Posts: 2,721 Trader Rating: (46) Rides Gallery: upsdude Feedback Score: 46 reviews	-your friend coughjosh threatens to come to your house and cut your springs. -people ask where you got your lift kit from

04-01-2010, 12:52 AM	#55
Weedm Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Seattle / Portland Age: 30 Posts: 902 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	life goes on. __________________

04-01-2010, 01:02 AM	#57
Bubbles Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Location, Location. Posts: 3,320 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	A dick is the only place I will do coke off. Waste good dick? Not in this lifetime honey. __________________ For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.

04-01-2010, 01:12 AM	#58
franklin93zx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 29 Posts: 1,045 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	if you've never done coke off a dick to get more coke to put back on the dick, your not low enough if you've never questioned your sexuality looking a taylor lautner, your not low enough

04-01-2010, 01:20 AM	#60
franklin93zx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 29 Posts: 1,045 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	well then... if you wouldn't fuck taylor lautner to get closer to taylor swift, your not low enough

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