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NISSANKiDdJDM · 06-29-2010, 10:32 AM

If your aero falls off in the freeway from hitting a road turtle...your not low enough.

2_slow_40 · 06-29-2010, 08:29 PM

If you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then YOU'RE not low enough.

n240sxfnatic · 06-29-2010, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2_slow_40

if you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then you're not low enough.

lol win//////

cameronbialac · 07-01-2010, 01:00 AM

If you haven't wacked it to the Katy Perry - California music video, you're not low enough.

YouTube - Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD

ILLES13 · 07-01-2010, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameronbialac

If you haven't wacked it to the Katy Perry - California music video, you're not low enough.

YouTube - Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD

Guilty.

MSG Length

slideslidegnarslide · 07-01-2010, 12:09 PM

if youve never had sex with a girl,nutted on her back, then threw her a towel and said "clean yourslef up" , and just walked out ,,,,,,,, your definatly not low enough

if youve never broke into a girls house you hate, steal her parents car, pick all your friends up, have a party in her house, stole all her alc , put swords through the walls and took all the coats in the closet put them on the floor and shit on them, alllll while she was on vacation, your not low enough

LimeLite Racing · 07-01-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2_slow_40

If you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then YOU'RE not low enough.

Lmao................ Road turtle....

slideslidegnarslide · 07-01-2010, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustedS13

if you've never put a McChicken inside a McDouble and eaten it as one sandwich, you're not low enough

mcgangbang ftw!!!!!!

NISSANKiDdJDM · 07-02-2010, 09:43 AM

If youve never jammed to party in the usa, your love is
my drug, OR california girls in heavy traffic your not gay enough...i mean low enough.

h2v7 · 07-02-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slideslidegnarslide

if youve never had sex with a girl,nutted on her back, and just walked out ,,,,,,,, your definatly not low enough

fixed

.........

janders211 · 07-02-2010, 07:36 PM

If you don't have 2 fake smoke detectors "for angles" in your kids bathrooms over the shower- just for when your babysitter stays over you aren't low enough.

Then, when you make sammich for the babysitter and you get a: "Gross, what's on this?" -if you don't mouth the word "Me" to him with a raging boner - you're not low enough

btw-
(take the crusts off so you don't accidentally give that sammich to your kid).

rms13Mike · 07-03-2010, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleanAndLegit

if you dont take speed bumps sideways in front of a cop, you are not low enough.

if you do that and cop pulls you and say "wish you were low enough to necessarily do that huh?" and proceeds to laugh at your spring strut combo setup, you are not low enough... not even close

KOUKIboy · 07-08-2010, 02:25 AM

If you are not afraid of road debris like plywood you are not low enough

If a fat chick gets in your car and it doesn't scrape you are not low enough

niteridaz503 · 07-08-2010, 09:21 AM

If you spend a coupple hundred dollars on that fancy low pro jack and you can fit it under your car to jack it up, you are not low enough

If you've ever been at a restaurant and havent told the people on the table next to you to shut their nagging baby the fuck up because your trying to have a conversation you are not low enough LOL.

Bboy/dorikun88 · 08-10-2010, 02:05 PM

If you never ate ice cream in front of a fat person running on a treadmill your not low enough.

if your name is josh your not low enough. lol

spooled240 · 08-11-2010, 06:22 PM

if your pignose lip is not missing a section off the driver's side then you're not low enough lol

fckillerbee · 08-11-2010, 06:30 PM

If your name is teddy your not low enough

2_slow_40 · 08-12-2010, 02:58 AM

If you've never done coke off of a treadmill on high speed, you're not low enough, or fast enough.

markapple0507 · 09-02-2010, 12:05 AM

if your car can get towed onto a flatbed, or with anything else for that matter, after it has left you broken down, You're not low enough haha

BustedS13 · 09-02-2010, 12:10 AM

if you aren't sponsored by Goldline you're not low enough

07-02-2010, 07:36 PM	#221
janders211 Leaky Injector Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: al Posts: 91 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	If you don't have 2 fake smoke detectors "for angles" in your kids bathrooms over the shower- just for when your babysitter stays over you aren't low enough. Then, when you make sammich for the babysitter and you get a: "Gross, what's on this?" -if you don't mouth the word "Me" to him with a raging boner - you're not low enough btw- (take the crusts off so you don't accidentally give that sammich to your kid). __________________ e34 540i/6 speed, e24 635Csi/5 speed Last edited by janders211; 07-02-2010 at 08:28 PM..

07-08-2010, 02:25 AM	#223
KOUKIboy Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Arizona Age: 34 Posts: 2,608 Trader Rating: (23) Feedback Score: 23 reviews	If you are not afraid of road debris like plywood you are not low enough If a fat chick gets in your car and it doesn't scrape you are not low enough __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] http://wheelflip.com/r/Wheelwhore87

09-02-2010, 12:05 AM	#229
markapple0507 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: El Paso, Tx Age: 31 Posts: 189 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	if your car can get towed onto a flatbed, or with anything else for that matter, after it has left you broken down, You're not low enough haha __________________ bob,syouruncle

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BustedS13 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix AZ Age: 36 Posts: 10,287 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if you aren't sponsored by Goldline you're not low enough __________________

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06-29-2010, 10:32 AM	#211
NISSANKiDdJDM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Lacey, WA Age: 31 Posts: 36 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If your aero falls off in the freeway from hitting a road turtle...your not low enough.

06-29-2010, 08:29 PM	#212
2_slow_40 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Orange County, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 284 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	If you've never done coke off of a road turtle, then YOU'RE not low enough.

07-01-2010, 01:00 AM	#214
cameronbialac Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 41 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you haven't wacked it to the Katy Perry - California music video, you're not low enough. YouTube - Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD

07-01-2010, 12:09 PM	#216
slideslidegnarslide Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: philly area Age: 31 Posts: 1,408 Trader Rating: (29) Feedback Score: 29 reviews	if youve never had sex with a girl,nutted on her back, then threw her a towel and said "clean yourslef up" , and just walked out ,,,,,,,, your definatly not low enough if youve never broke into a girls house you hate, steal her parents car, pick all your friends up, have a party in her house, stole all her alc , put swords through the walls and took all the coats in the closet put them on the floor and shit on them, alllll while she was on vacation, your not low enough

07-02-2010, 09:43 AM	#219
NISSANKiDdJDM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Lacey, WA Age: 31 Posts: 36 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If youve never jammed to party in the usa, your love is my drug, OR california girls in heavy traffic your not gay enough...i mean low enough.

08-10-2010, 02:05 PM	#225
Bboy/dorikun88 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 33 Posts: 191 Trader Rating: (12) Feedback Score: 12 reviews	If you never ate ice cream in front of a fat person running on a treadmill your not low enough. if your name is josh your not low enough. lol

08-11-2010, 06:22 PM	#226
spooled240 Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 4,142 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	if your pignose lip is not missing a section off the driver's side then you're not low enough lol

08-11-2010, 06:30 PM	#227
fckillerbee Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern California Age: 36 Posts: 4,266 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	If your name is teddy your not low enough

08-12-2010, 02:58 AM	#228
2_slow_40 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Orange County, Ca Age: 31 Posts: 284 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	If you've never done coke off of a treadmill on high speed, you're not low enough, or fast enough.