Official Post Whoring Thread - Page 4 - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

-E- · 02-15-2003, 03:28 PM

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 03:52 PM

Hey guys, I got my B&M in the car today... It has been said before, but this thing is the best shifter I have handled in my LIFE.
I have KYB AGXs too, but we couldn't put those in today because the brain surgeon in the shop ordered S13 springs and I have an S14

96SEChick · 02-15-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
I have KYB AGXs too, but we couldn't put those in today because the brain surgeon in the shop ordered S13 springs and I have an S14

That sucks! How long before the new ones come in?

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 03:54 PM

And I am ready to continue my post-slutting with anyone paying attention tonight. Final decision for all paying attention yesterday: Brandon (STEELES) my best friend ROger, and myself will be at hooters, High point Rd. in greensboro, NC tonight...

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by 96SEChick
That sucks! How long before the new ones come in?

They discounted them and they wil be next day aired to come in on tuesday... The bad part is that now I will have to leave the car with the guys so they can put them on, I work during the week...

96SEChick · 02-15-2003, 03:57 PM

Another sick joke

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a living, breathing female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....

"Cleanup, register 5."

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:22 PM

LOL, my uncle told me that joke when I was WAY too young to hear stuff like that... I think that may be where I got this twisted sense of humor... Anyone see Dave Chappelle this week?

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:47 PM

http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PHLIP
They discounted them and they wil be next day aired to come in on tuesday... The bad part is that now I will have to leave the car with the guys so they can put them on, I work during the week...

that sux man. guess we'll be putting those on when we do my hub too. crap I gotta get ready got some errands to run before hooters

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Steeles
that sux man. guess we'll be putting those on when we do my hub too. crap I gotta get ready got some errands to run before hooters

I'm about to attempt to go back to the house for a while before we go, I'm starting to get hungry too, I'll catch up to you there.

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:50 PM

ooh and in true post whoring fashion

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:52 PM

I'm starting to like this post whore thing personally

Correction: Post slut, I was told I can't be a post whore yet, but the aspirations are there.

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:52 PM

(damn the 60 second rule.. how can I effectively post whor with these rules!!!)

I just thought I'd tell you

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:53 PM

theres a meet up in atlanta next weekend. 630 till whenever at the D&B in Marietta.

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
(damn the 60 second rule.. how can I effectively post whor with these rules!!!)

I just thought I'd tell you

That 60 second thing is getting me too, it is digging deeply into my post-slutting...

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
theres a meet up in atlanta next weekend. 630 till whenever at the D&B in Marietta.

You know I'm with you... How cool would it be to have a motorcade of 240s driving down to atlanta at midnight with us?

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
I'm about to attempt to go back to the house for a while before we go, I'm starting to get hungry too, I'll catch up to you there.

wanna go early? call roger Im hungry too. I need a shower mmm the bar tender at Christie's made me a drink thats my new favorite

a loaded cherry bomb... mmmmm mmmm goood

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PHLIP
You know I'm with you... How cool would it be to have a motorcade of 240s driving down to atlanta at midnight with us?

hehe I hope Murph got his cell back on so we can meet them wherever they are. since we gotta drop your moms off.

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Steeles
wanna go early? call roger Im hungry too. I need a shower mmm the bar tender at Christie's made me a drink thats my new favorite a loaded cherry bomb... mmmmm mmmm goood

I just spoke to him just now, he's not feeling too tough, so he may or may not show up... I call for an official moving of the time up to 8, sound cool? I told him and he knows the time and all...

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
hehe I hope Murph got his cell back on so we can meet them wherever they are. since we gotta drop your moms off.

Yeah, my uncle stays in decatur and he has plenty of space for us to crash when we get there if you wanna do it that way.

Steeles · 02-15-2003, 05:02 PM

either way. and 8 sounds cool. Im hitting the showers and I'll see ya uup there

Peace Im out jettin like a runaway slave

**Phlip** · 02-15-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steeles
either way. and 8 sounds cool. Im hitting the showers and I'll see ya uup there

Peace Im out jettin like a runaway slave

Later... See ya up there. Anyone in the area paying attention, feel free to tag along...

96SEChick · 02-15-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PHLIP
http://maddox.xmission.com/penny_drop.html

LMAO--that's pretty creative!!

*Jeff240sx* · 02-16-2003, 12:42 AM

Great Pics. It's really sad. I've been away for one day, and now there are 4 pages of this.
-Jeff

Steeles · 02-16-2003, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff240sx
Great Pics. It's really sad. I've been away for one day, and now there are 4 pages of this.
-Jeff

see what you missed?

on a side note. a bouncy blown suspension and a pitcher of beer dont go well together. I hate 1/2 hour drives home..

Steeles · 02-16-2003, 01:22 AM

I dcont wanna be a post whore.. I want to post pimp. you know smack post whore around... threaten to break my foot off in their back side kick back and shout about how that biatch better have my money

Apparition · 02-16-2003, 09:24 AM

Hahaha maddox. He has some pretty funny crap on his site. Especially his sasses about the ricers, really ****es people off.

Steeles · 02-16-2003, 12:58 PM

ahhh an icy sunday afternoon what better time to do some post pimping!

96SEChick · 02-16-2003, 09:10 PM

OMG! It's been 8 hours since a reply to this thread! The one time we're actually allowed to POST WHORE, people don't take them up on it!?!?!? hehe

sorry, just had to bring this one back

240 2NR · 02-16-2003, 11:06 PM

I've never post whored before.

What exactly am I supposed to do?

02-15-2003, 03:28 PM	#91
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 39 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	[email protected] thoes are great

02-15-2003, 03:57 PM	#96
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 44 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Another sick joke A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a living, breathing female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said.... "Cleanup, register 5." __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

02-15-2003, 04:50 PM	#101
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ooh and in true post whoring fashion __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-15-2003, 04:52 PM	#103
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	(damn the 60 second rule.. how can I effectively post whor with these rules!!!) I just thought I'd tell you __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-15-2003, 04:53 PM	#104
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	theres a meet up in atlanta next weekend. 630 till whenever at the D&B in Marietta. __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-15-2003, 05:02 PM	#111
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	either way. and 8 sounds cool. Im hitting the showers and I'll see ya uup there Peace Im out jettin like a runaway slave __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-16-2003, 12:42 AM	#114
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 38 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Great Pics. It's really sad. I've been away for one day, and now there are 4 pages of this. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

02-16-2003, 01:22 AM	#116
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I dcont wanna be a post whore.. I want to post pimp. you know smack post whore around... threaten to break my foot off in their back side kick back and shout about how that biatch better have my money __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-16-2003, 09:24 AM	#117
Apparition Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 439 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hahaha maddox. He has some pretty funny crap on his site. Especially his sasses about the ricers, really ***es people off. __________________ 1990 240sx coupe sold*

02-16-2003, 12:58 PM	#118
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 45 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ahhh an icy sunday afternoon what better time to do some post pimping! __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

02-16-2003, 09:10 PM	#119
96SEChick Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Broken Arrow, OK Age: 44 Posts: 1,814 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OMG! It's been 8 hours since a reply to this thread! The one time we're actually allowed to POST WHORE, people don't take them up on it!?!?!? hehe sorry, just had to bring this one back __________________ Lauren '91 300ZX TT Ultra Red 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JUN flywheel, ACT clutch, Energy Suspension Bushings, Tokico Blues - dyno'ed 295hp/306tq '94 300ZX TT Black Emerald Pearl 5-speed - JWT POPCharger, JWT ECU w/ Stillen chip, Stillen exhaust, Tokico Blues, Eibach ProKits, 18" Enkei RP-01 wheels - dyno'ed 333hp/385tq '00 WS6 Trans Am Bright Red 6-speedFOR SALE - only 29k miles, stock, fully loaded, only $23,999 (NADA $26300) Green Country Motorsports Northeastern Oklahoma SCCA

02-16-2003, 11:06 PM	#120
240 2NR Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Denver Posts: 1,131 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I've never post whored before. What exactly am I supposed to do? __________________ Steve 93 240sx FB currently very clean and for sale

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