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rabbit23
05-17-2002, 07:09 PM
I was driving towards the freeway today on my way to work, when i hear this car accelerating behind me. i check my rearview and see a baby blue civic passing me on the right hand side. he revs his engine as he is passing me, we are in really heavy traffic so i just keep on cruising. well this guy cuts me off and i see it. the HUGE TYPE R sticker on his bumper above his peashooter exhaust. this guy goes into the lane on my left and has to slow down because of traffic. then i notice half of his car is dented in so bad he probably can't open his passanger door. well we are getting on the freeway at this point, kinda going up hill, him in the left lane me on the right. i am in 4th gear at about 60. i hear him downshift and open his car up. funny thing he didn't go anywhere. i was still right beside him. he gets this look on his face like he is trying to race, you know the "hard look". well i downshift into 3rd and hit fourth at 80. i left him 6 cars back pretty fast. i slow back down and he catches me and won't even look at me. i was laughing my ass off. funny day.

cliff note version.
a POS civic tried to race me uphill, he almost couldn't make it up the hill. i downshift and leave him over 6 cars back.

the end.

rabbit-

Tuck&Poke
05-17-2002, 07:51 PM
.................................wow.............. .... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

240meowth
05-17-2002, 08:33 PM
wow! i never beat a civic b4! &nbsp;lucky you, i shall, one day... actuall, i beat only 1, but that was a gay one, i need to beat a streight one

BlackFox
05-17-2002, 08:45 PM
when i put in my new clutch i can actually use all 155 hp, hehe

Coldsun
05-17-2002, 08:53 PM
a baby blue civic?!? and it was dented, ouch
sucks for that dude...
anyway good kill i guess? its funny cuz everyone disses civics about being slow but feel they have to celebrate beating the pos's in a race
-Sun

KiDyNomiTe
05-17-2002, 09:01 PM
thank god for cliff notes <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

Kreator
05-18-2002, 11:14 AM
Hmm well a story out of my life...
I have a 95 escort besides my 240. And my friend's mom drives a 93 civic hatch. So one day, we had nothing to do so we decided to race them. Both are autos, so no advantages. Both cars a plane stock. So we go up to a red light. Once it green we start of. Nobody minds us racing, cuz you can't tell we are racing. The cars are slooooow. Anyways, 0-50 he wins. So i thought why not see who is faster from 40-70.... So we get up to 40 and then when we pass a decided point, i floor it.... and start slowly pull away from my friend... when i hit 70, he is 2 carlengths behind me..... We stopped and i asked what happened. He said "well, i floored it, but it was just slower"....

Anyways, in cliffnote notation.... my 95 escort lx beat a 93 civic hatch from 40-70

RedSuns
05-18-2002, 11:45 AM
ahhhhh....i haved raced many-ocivics in my days.....and one day I messed with the wrong one.....i am too ashmed to tell the story.....it hurt.......deeply

240meowth
05-18-2002, 12:07 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (cIvIcKILLA240style @ May 18 2002,10:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">ahhhhh....i haved raced many-ocivics in my days.....and one day I messed with the wrong one.....i am too ashmed to tell the story.....it hurt.......deeply</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
it's ok, i feel your pain... &nbsp;when u race, go look for the LX or HD emblem &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

SR20Fastback
05-18-2002, 02:42 PM
Haha Late last year like Sept or Oct. I had to drive my grandmas 92 Geo Prizim 4dr because I had one very large bolt in 1 of my 4 balder than shit tires. Anyways my friend has a 91 civic 4dr. We're both stock (not sure if anyone even mods geos?) and we both had autos. Well long story short I beat the living shit out of him. We pulled over to my friends house, popped the hood of the geo, and found out it had 4 cylinders all along <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>


Cliff Notes: Was driving my grandmas 92 geo prizim, raced my friends 91 civic, beat him unbareably. Laughed when I found out theres 4 cylinders in a prizim

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

DSC
05-18-2002, 04:13 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Coldsun @ May 16 2002,11:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">a baby blue civic?!? and it was dented, ouch
sucks for that dude...
anyway good kill i guess? its funny cuz everyone disses civics about being slow but feel they have to celebrate beating the pos's in a race
-Sun</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
If someone on a bicycle made revving noises at me with their mouth and I smoked them...I would post it on zilvia <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
...has nothing to do with the quaity of the vehicle.

wherezmytofu
05-18-2002, 07:21 PM
i can run faster then all no-vtec civic stock 1/4 <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'>

rabbit23
05-18-2002, 08:26 PM
I thought the story was funny as hell, that's why i posted it. a few weeks back i posted about my friends civic smoking my slow ass. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cool:'>

wherezmytofu
05-18-2002, 08:35 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rabbit23 @ May 17 2002,10:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I thought the story was funny as hell, that's why i posted it. a few weeks back i posted about my friends civic smoking my slow ass. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cool:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
u lost 2 a civic! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>

Integraholic
05-19-2002, 01:17 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 18 2002,9:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">u lost 2 a civic! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
If it's an Si, then yes, he lost to a civic. &nbsp;If not, well then I dont know what to say. &nbsp;Any non turbo 240 wanna race me? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

rabbit23
05-19-2002, 04:22 PM
i lost to a frakenstien civic. he was lighter with more hp. not a good combo for me to race. but it was my friends and he asked. so i got smoked!