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RJF
11-21-2005, 10:29 PM
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."



http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss
theicecreamdan
11-21-2005, 10:33 PM
rather embarassing.
Jcb890
11-21-2005, 10:37 PM
thats rough.
m0rex
11-21-2005, 10:42 PM
Lol. That sucks.
go240
11-21-2005, 10:48 PM
unfortunate for the manequin
ALTRNTV
11-21-2005, 11:18 PM
Poor manequin. At least it was a female manequin...
RiversideS13
11-22-2005, 12:30 AM
maybe it is a dare game? i mean....he cannot really get into this kind activites, it will rip his skin and make him feels burnnnnnnnnnnnn
speedgod^s13
11-22-2005, 01:43 AM
I don't blame him. With a last name like plentyhorse, I would go crazy too. :tweak:
Mr.S14
11-22-2005, 01:57 AM
man i dont blame this kid look at the breasts on that mannequin...mmm yea ahahahahah freagin freaks only on the Eastside
ReLevent1
11-22-2005, 02:05 AM
hahah "Plentyhorse" :rofl:
m0rex
11-22-2005, 02:08 AM
Those breastesses look juicy. I would hit it x2.
santacruisin
11-22-2005, 02:38 PM
The manequins at victoria's secret are fuckin sexy! They look just like the real models and have hair stitched into them. THat being said, how are you gonna fuck a manequin? And afterwards, how are you gonna feel about yourself. Definately a low point in anyone's life. He should just beat the meat at home and he would still have his dignity. Now he will be branded the "foam titty fucker" for life.
SimpleS14
11-22-2005, 02:43 PM
lol :rofl:

"Mike Plentyhorse - Foam Titty Fucker"
Phlip
11-22-2005, 06:37 PM
One time in the mall in Durham, there was this mannequin that was actually a human being who was capable of standing REALLY still, and in such looked like a real mannequin. People would gather around her and try to get a rise out of her, make her move or smile or something, but no one was able...

Until I came in the mall. I stood there for a few minutes, my cousin beckoning for me to let it go. I thought, as I looked on her, her eyes not moving and amazed at her ability to NOT at least fucking BLINK until the nanosecond all onlookers were looking away.

I turned my back, JUMPED around and pulled my shirt up to flash her my man-tits, EVERYONE out of the 15-20 people outside this store laughed hystrically, and she lost it, showing teeth and all, and she had been in that fucking window for at least the hour we were in the mall, I LOVED it.
NemeGuero
11-22-2005, 06:53 PM
Hahaha, SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES! Nice job PHLIP.
wootwoot
11-22-2005, 07:02 PM
Nothing else to do in South Dakota
big_schaf
11-22-2005, 07:09 PM
lol.........tool
s14dr1ft3r
11-22-2005, 09:24 PM
hmm...wow. i think everyone has something that they keep secret from everybody but a mannequin f***er? thats bad.
Ghettokracker71
11-23-2005, 10:13 AM
jesus fucking christ. What a douche bag. At least steal it,and go home to fuck it. ...wait,mannequins have pussys?


I actually knew a girl that got kicked out of the mall for grinding on a mannequinn..
exitspeed
11-23-2005, 10:20 AM
I bet that manniquinn feels so dirty.

That's pretty funny. Sometimes when I'm with my fiance I grab the mannquinns boobs to embarrass her. Fucking it is a little out of line though.
TheSnail
11-23-2005, 10:23 AM
I went to an art museum last semester for class, and there was a statue of a naked woman there. I found my self near that statue for most of my stay, but I would not go as far as fondling the statue. At least not in public;)
exitspeed
11-23-2005, 10:30 AM
, and there was a statue of a naked woman there. I found my self near that statue for most of my stay, ;)


You pervert :rofl:
TheSnail
11-23-2005, 10:34 AM
Yeah, but the only girl in the class was the teacher, so the statue looked 20 years younger and was in much better shape.
420sx
11-23-2005, 11:21 AM
i find it sad that those people want to label him as a sex offender. poor guy already emberassed the hell out of himself, enough to make his life misserable in any school college or just plainly walking on the street.
Ghettokracker71
11-23-2005, 05:34 PM
i find it sad that those people want to label him as a sex offender. poor guy already emberassed the hell out of himself, enough to make his life misserable in any school college or just plainly walking on the street.

I agree,and disagree. think about it,the man was willing to have sexual relations in a highly public place with an inanimate object! What else is he willing to do? While I understand people make mistakes and everything else,I'd definitely say to keep an eye on this guy :loco: