onebadm5
04-23-2002, 09:41 PM
Did you know..................
* It is impossible to lick your elbow.
* A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
* A shrimp's heart is in their head.
* People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a mili-second.
* In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported
a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
(or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
* A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
* More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.
* Rats and horses can't vomit
* The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
* If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
* If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.
* If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out.
* Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
* Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.
* If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
* 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their butts.
* In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
* Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
* In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy that all the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
* On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
* Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
* It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but notdownstairs.
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
* The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight
of all the books that would occupy the building.
* A snail can sleep for three years.
* No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
* Average life span of a major league baseball: 7pitches.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.
* "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
* Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
* It is impossible to lick your elbow.
* A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
* A shrimp's heart is in their head.
* People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a mili-second.
* In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported
a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
(or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
* A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
* More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.
* Rats and horses can't vomit
* The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
* If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
* If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.
* If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out.
* Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
* Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.
* If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,
1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
* 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their butts.
* In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
* Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
* In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy that all the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
* On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
* Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
* It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but notdownstairs.
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
* The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight
of all the books that would occupy the building.
* A snail can sleep for three years.
* No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
* Average life span of a major league baseball: 7pitches.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.
* "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
* Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.