Andrew Bohan
03-22-2005, 09:45 PM
for cliffs notes, see below
ROUND 1 (some time in 2003. many of you have heard this part before)
the scenario: drivin my gf's best friend's (really cute) sister to work.
so i'm moseying along, see a motorcycle cop and put the clutch in to kill the exhaust noise. well, he pulls out anyway and pulls me over.
he wants to get me for:
1) speeding
2) no front plate
3) no seatbelt
4) modified exhaust
great! so he sees that i'm wearing my harness. so seatbelt is out. i have my front plate in the windshield, he tells me to put it on the bumper. okay. he sees the cute girl in the passenger seat. never mind the other 2 things, have a nice day.
WIN for ME
ROUND 2 (today)
the scenario: on my way from radio shack to kragen.
i wanna go left, but it's a boulevard so i have to go right and do a U turn. well it's raining like a bitch and there's hella traffic and 4 lanes to get across. i get out, and over, and over, but the last jack ass won't let me in to the left most lane so i can do a U turn. i gun it to get ahead, just in time, but i underster on the U turn cuz it's so wet. then i add throttle and get the back end to come around so i can make it. well i didn't wanna have to do it like that, but that's how it happened. soon enough, i'm gettin pulled over.
mind you, my car is pretty illegal. my engine is legal but i have no cats (turbo FC has 3 cats from the factory), car isn't registered to me yet and i JUST cancelled my insurance to switch companies. so i hid my safc and hoped my boost gauge looked stock enough (yeah right). needless to say i was expecting to get it impounded.
cop comes up, asks why i'm driving like an ass and asks for my license and if i've ever been arrested(?). so i hand over the goods and he goes back to the car. in the meantime, a police suburban comes up too, like i've been trafficking narcotics or something. he tells me to cut the engine.
first cop comes back, gives me my license and a lecture, tells me to stop driving like an ass, and goes back to his car. then the spins the tires as he pulls out.
WIN for ME
cliffs notes: got pulled over once in 2003 and again today, both times breaking several laws, and getting out of it each time.
ROUND 1 (some time in 2003. many of you have heard this part before)
the scenario: drivin my gf's best friend's (really cute) sister to work.
so i'm moseying along, see a motorcycle cop and put the clutch in to kill the exhaust noise. well, he pulls out anyway and pulls me over.
he wants to get me for:
1) speeding
2) no front plate
3) no seatbelt
4) modified exhaust
great! so he sees that i'm wearing my harness. so seatbelt is out. i have my front plate in the windshield, he tells me to put it on the bumper. okay. he sees the cute girl in the passenger seat. never mind the other 2 things, have a nice day.
WIN for ME
ROUND 2 (today)
the scenario: on my way from radio shack to kragen.
i wanna go left, but it's a boulevard so i have to go right and do a U turn. well it's raining like a bitch and there's hella traffic and 4 lanes to get across. i get out, and over, and over, but the last jack ass won't let me in to the left most lane so i can do a U turn. i gun it to get ahead, just in time, but i underster on the U turn cuz it's so wet. then i add throttle and get the back end to come around so i can make it. well i didn't wanna have to do it like that, but that's how it happened. soon enough, i'm gettin pulled over.
mind you, my car is pretty illegal. my engine is legal but i have no cats (turbo FC has 3 cats from the factory), car isn't registered to me yet and i JUST cancelled my insurance to switch companies. so i hid my safc and hoped my boost gauge looked stock enough (yeah right). needless to say i was expecting to get it impounded.
cop comes up, asks why i'm driving like an ass and asks for my license and if i've ever been arrested(?). so i hand over the goods and he goes back to the car. in the meantime, a police suburban comes up too, like i've been trafficking narcotics or something. he tells me to cut the engine.
first cop comes back, gives me my license and a lecture, tells me to stop driving like an ass, and goes back to his car. then the spins the tires as he pulls out.
WIN for ME
cliffs notes: got pulled over once in 2003 and again today, both times breaking several laws, and getting out of it each time.