My car is my girlfriend...I'm a loser...

[AAA240SX]

Ok, maybe I'm obsessed.
I keep a little scrapbook/diary of everything I do with my car. I have one from every year that I've owned my car since 2002.

I keep invoices, reciepts, stickers from UPS packages, labels from the boxes, and everything like that in a 3 ring notebook.

I also take pics with my digital camera of all my installs. OF COURSE! You need the JDM TYTE poses after the project is done too...

Rite now I'm copying all my photos onto my hard drive so I can burn it on a disk. I'm getting depressed cuz I lost 3 floppies that had: NurSpec install, MSports front fender, GTP rear fenders, Sway bar install, CWest kit, etc...

They're all funny too cuz I always take pics of the freight delivery guy giving me the box and I make him do a JDM TYTE pose. I LOST HALF OF EM!!!! :faint:

Anyways, I'm obsessed about my 93 fastback...
How does every1 else keep track of their progress?

[Brian]

i use my forgetful mind.

[0kami]

Ok, maybe I'm obsessed.
I keep a little scrapbook/diary of everything I do with my car. I have one from every year that I've owned my car since 2002.

I keep invoices, reciepts, stickers from UPS packages, labels from the boxes, and everything like that in a 3 ring notebook.

I also take pics with my digital camera of all my installs. OF COURSE! You need the JDM TYTE poses after the project is done too...

Rite now I'm copying all my photos onto my hard drive so I can burn it on a disk. I'm getting depressed cuz I lost 3 floppies that had: NurSpec install, MSports front fender, GTP rear fenders, Sway bar install, CWest kit, etc...

They're all funny too cuz I always take pics of the freight delivery guy giving me the box and I make him do a JDM TYTE pose. I LOST HALF OF EM!!!! :faint:

Anyways, I'm obsessed about my 93 fastback...
How does every1 else keep track of their progress?

let this pic speak for itself :) My Window (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9292884/)

[mutkung]

I do keep all the records too, reciepts, sticker, but not the sticker from boxes though. I got a folder for it. I took pictures of every thing I do with my car too. I think it's kinna cool thought.

[TheTimanator]

you guys scare me :bite: haha

Go talk to a shrink, or find yourself a REAL girlfriend....

[MakotoS13]

you are not a loser.

sounds to me like you have your priorities in check :)

cars > women

when was the last time your hot car left you for your best friend?

get the point.

[nightwalker]

do you masturbate and nut on your car too?
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because you're not a true fanatic 'til you have done so.

[AAA240SX]

Yo nightwalker...you don't understand joe...

I do dis car like it's mah reel hunnie, haha.

My favorite is in the gas tank...then I get it in da back! RRRRROOOOOWWWWW, NurSpec baybeee. :boink:
But 4rillz:
It's pretty cool though, cuz mah gf is down wit carz too...it's just that her family is TRD crazy. :rl: :rant2:

[papershot]

I keep all my reciepts and stuff. When I'm done (...) I'd like to see how much I've spent, or so my insurance company can reimburse the money...

[twitchy]

my car is better than a girlfriend

I dont have to call it in the morning
No one ever says "hey nice girlfriend?"
no one gives you the thumbs up for your GF
the car laughs at my jokes (i think)
I dont have to call the car in the morning
I always know where it is
It doesnt care where I am
It doesnt bitch at me
It always wants to go where I want to go

[Salty_X]

I made a list of all the stuff I want to do to the car. As I get the stuff I remove it from the list.
So, by the time I am done I'll have a blank list and no idea what all I've done to the car.

[Zemus]

my car is better than a girlfriend

I dont have to call it in the morning
No one ever says "hey nice girlfriend?"
no one gives you the thumbs up for your GF
the car laughs at my jokes (i think)
I dont have to call the car in the morning
I always know where it is
It doesnt care where I am
It doesnt bitch at me
It always wants to go where I want to go


HAH you are a brilliant person :-D.

After the whole run in with my long time GF, I TOTALY agree with you.

But I do have a few to add

-Your car car doesnt cheat on you with your best friend


Hahah and yes, ive been drinking the Hater-Aid for some time, so im full of hate :-D.

But I like those quote their so true

[Uniac]

that is total jokes! haha, my only problem with the car for a gf thing is you spend about the same or more on the car and are always broke, and she can be just as bitchy breaking down and having a volk go flying off on the hwy....i think she's seeing another mechanic on the side...

[NotDave]

-> :ugh: <-

[SirWarrior]

They're all funny too cuz I always take pics of the freight delivery guy giving me the box and I make him do a JDM TYTE pose. I LOST HALF OF EM!!!! :faint:
Thats just tooo funny!!!
I always miss the delivery guy tho.

[old_s13]

you guys are a bunch of fags....

your car isnt your girlfriend unless you FUCK the shit out of your car, do you drive it hard? if not, she's just a bitch you're spending money on, taking pictures of, but not fucking.

realize.

[Pancor]

I was gonna tell you you're not a loser, but you ended up saying "JDM Tyte" about 5 too many times. Get a fuckin life!

[aznpoopy]

you guys are a bunch of fags....

your car isnt your girlfriend unless you FUCK the shit out of your car, do you drive it hard? if not, she's just a bitch you're spending money on, taking pictures of, but not fucking.


lol! agreed...

my gf is WAY more important to me then my car. my gf is cool. she loves rx7s, just bought a running $400 FC. she helps me fix my car, she even swapped my rear pads and rotors for me. you guys just need to meet the right girl.

my car on the other hand is a giant green blue POS. as soon as you fix something, something else decides to break. sure it's fun to drive, but its starting to feel like it spends more time on jackstands then on the road. and when you are tryingn to fix it, it shows its gratitude by getting sand and rust in your eyes, oil all over your body, releasing foul odors like the smell of tranny oil, and giving you cancer when you inhale brake dust. every bolt is old and strips on the first turn, every hose is cracked and every seal that can leak does.

[Zemus]

lol! agreed...

my gf is WAY more important to me then my car. my gf is cool. she loves rx7s, just bought a running $400 FC. she helps me fix my car, she even swapped my rear pads and rotors for me. you guys just need to meet the right girl.



Yea thats EXACLLY what my now EX GF did. Bascily a 2 year relationship ended when she fucked my best friend, all I got to say is watch out, how old is she by chance. Its odd when she was 17 she was totaly awesome the greatest gf EVER, I mean HANDS DOWN, but when she turned 18 she turned into a totaly diffrent person. I hope she has passed that phase.

She even has an FC, still to this day the cleanest one ive ever seen. Beware

[pruto]

chit, i wish i had a digital camera.

on a similar topic, do you guys name your cars? my car's name is Sephie. and god no, i do not treat it like a girlfriend. you all need help... find yourself a shrink. hell, find yourself a girl shrink.

i wonder what the women think about this thread...

[aznpoopy]

Yea thats EXACLLY what my now EX GF did. Bascily a 2 year relationship ended when she fucked my best friend, all I got to say is watch out, how old is she by chance. Its odd when she was 17 she was totaly awesome the greatest gf EVER, I mean HANDS DOWN, but when she turned 18 she turned into a totaly diffrent person. I hope she has passed that phase.

She even has an FC, still to this day the cleanest one ive ever seen. Beware

lol! damn rotary engines... they make people crazy. nah i'm 24 and she's 23... we're way past those days. you are right that you never know what the other person is thinking but i don't worry about what i can't control. if she leaves, well... i'm sure i can find another girlfriend. the reverse is also probably true.

sorry to hear that man.

pruto : my car's name is 'piece of shit' and i regularly refer to it as such. i still love it though.

[MakotoS13]

lol! damn rotary engines... they make people crazy. nah i'm 24 and she's 23... we're way past those days. you are right that you never know what the other person is thinking but i don't worry about what i can't control. if she leaves, well... i'm sure i can find another girlfriend. the reverse is also probably true.

sorry to hear that man.

pruto : my car's name is 'piece of shit' and i regularly refer to it as such. i still love it though.

that's what she wants you to believe... most women are caniving tricks. true you MAY have one of the 3% of american chicks that are really not just after a meal ticket but.... i go with the odds... and prenups ;)

[s14turbosilvia]

you could find part of that 3%, or just do what I'm doing and teach your girlfriend how to change brake pads and rotate tires...that 3% of women weren't born perfect, guys like us taught them what they know.
-ben

[MakotoS13]

nobody mentioned perfection...

[Ghettokracker71]

:rofl: Best thread in a long time !!! :w00t:

As much as I love my car,it could never replace my girlfreind nor even come CLOSE to comparing to her,maybe thats b/c shes the best ever :kiss:

[AAA240SX]

damn... i came back to this thread suprised...
it's cool how a dumbass idea i had :blah: turned into a conversation about our g/f's.
at least we'll all know more about each other in the long run...Zilvia.net is some good shit huh?! :fart:

please excuse my off topic statement, but i just noticed:
:squintd: this smilie doesn't make sense. y would u squint and dance at the same time? jus wondering...haha...

[AAA240SX]

o yea
pruto: i named my car too...it's MUTHER F*****. But, i love it...

[SignalAutodrifter_D]

yo i got a fine ass gurl but she dont got shit on mah RpS13!!! hehe her paint dont shine...she doesnt wear volk on her feet...her heart doesnt cum wit a 2.0 turbo...when she talks she doesnt go vvvvvvvvvvsheeeeeeshhhhhhhh (BOV)...her eyes dont lite up like mah gauges....she doesnt have drink out of a bee-R duel coffee can..and most of all u cant drift her like silvia ...u only can have sex!!!!

[mrmephistopheles]

when she talks she doesnt go vvvvvvvvvvsheeeeeeshhhhhhhh (BOV)

and yet, your 'car' doesn't run yet.
odd.

[SignalAutodrifter_D]

Hmm Mr Memempshto....or Should I Say "asshole" Since You Like To Be Called That Well I Saw Your Name On This Post And I Knew For Some Reason That You Were Going To Talk Shit....so I Come On And There You Go Running Your Mouth.........what A Sorry Sucka....hehe Racers These Days Dont Have Nothing Better To Do Then Talk....umm Guess Wut This Post Is About Cars And Girlfriends...talk Your Ass Some Where Else If You Aint On The Subject...thank You.....

And To Aaa240sx My Car Is My Girl...and Im Just Cheating On My Real Girlfriend....and "jdm Tyte" Poses Are Da Shitttttttttt

[mrmephistopheles]

how am I 'talking shit'? You yourself said your car (with SR installed) is NOT running yet! I fail to see how me pointing out a blatant lie you've made is talking shit! Also, I AM on the subject as I was responding to a post you'd made about it. If I'd started talking about PO-TAY-TOES, then that would be off the subject.
Go read your other thread and decide whether or you you still want to stay here. I'll be doing an IP search on you.

[MakotoS13]

Hmm Mr Memempshto....or Should I Say "asshole" Since You Like To Be Called That Well I Saw Your Name On This Post And I Knew For Some Reason That You Were Going To Talk Shit....

aw, i wanna play. if i point out the obvious will you make a lame attempt to attack me only to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt to every one reading this thread that you probably struggled greatly before giving up at about 3rd grade? don't you have a street corner to guard or a knob to slob... or something?

[aznpoopy]

i just want to know why he caps the first letter of every single word he types.

[sykikchimp]

forum software does that when you type in all caps.

Whats better than sex or your car? Sex IN your car. :)

[AAA240SX]

chimp is rite, girl + car = the best...

[mrmephistopheles]

Sex IN your car. :)

I've found that S13s aren't that great. Never tried laying down the rear seat and testing out the hatch, just the passenger seat.
Later gen '00ish 4dr Civics are great though. Slide the front seats forward, and that rear bench is MADE for it.










I mean... what? I'm still an innocent virgin. With a daughter.
:rofl:

[aznpoopy]

how the hell do you guys have sex in your cars? the s14 backseat is a joke. the front doesnt have enough leg room for one person let alone two. u guys must be *really* flexible.

[Zemus]

Sex in the back of a s13 hatch is hard,but if worked right can do WONDERS.

Hear is how you do it, Put your knee on the floor and the other knee on the seat, then go all out :-D, and its not to bad.

[AAA240SX]

this thread is just getting dirtier and dirtier by the minute...

[240meowth]

you guys are strange... how can you have sex on the s13? your penis has to be like 2" long to manuver around that car... BWA HA HA HA

[Ghettokracker71]

No way in hell sex in the S13,NOT happening!! At least for my girlfreind and me in my fastback. I got two 12's in the hatch,with an amp/cap on the backseat (I know ,I know:doh: ) . Best we have managed in that thing is oral,me on her or vice versa.

My personal favorite is a 1997 Maxima SE. The backseat definitely has enough room for 69 :naughty: ( Come on,I have to contribute,plus my girl and I don't actually have sex,just everything up to it.)

[aznpoopy]

No way in hell sex in the S13,NOT happening!! At least for my girlfreind and me in my fastback. I got two 12's in the hatch...

for a split second after i read that i thought you meant two twelve year olds.

anyway if u have room for a 69 i would think u'd be able to at least do it missionary.

[twitchy]

i had my passenger seat unbolted once.....lots of room

[MyFirst240SX]

the best way ive found for the hatchback knockin boots is standing outside the car and her being in the passenger seat legs sticking out. Few shifter bruises later on her back she said it was worth it. The hood is much to angled nothing but sliding off going on there....... Now i have a Sentra with a real back seat :hsdance: