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madwilly240
06-14-2004, 10:38 AM
what kinda rain coats do you prefer? any horror stories with a certain brand?

i like durex, so's my girl. she always said lifestyles "burn" and trojans seem to smell really strong, like you can smell the latex while ur goin at it.

also.. those durex "go forever" condoms SUCK. they numb you to the point where you cant even feel it. so you really can go ... forever.

JaeTea
06-14-2004, 10:48 AM
Your momz prefers Lifestyles.

Anyways...wrong fucking forum!!! :werd:

S14DB
06-14-2004, 10:49 AM
Where did this thread come from?

Get the woman on the pill. I calms them down during the month.

Magnums are the only ones I found to fit well and not fell like a stuffed sausage and get laughed at while trying to roll the biatch down.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/TrojanSelector/images/packages/MagnumXL.125x106.gif

Omnis
06-14-2004, 10:50 AM
is that a pun on fucking?

*rimshot*

ch1873857
06-14-2004, 10:50 AM
sheepskins

Steven
06-14-2004, 11:44 AM
sheepskins

LOL :naughty:

Steeles
06-14-2004, 11:47 AM
lifestyles in the blue box. been my friend for more than a decade. I break every trojan i've ever tried and had to end the night a different way. I hate those things. durex are ehhh. my ex and I used them occasionally cause regular latex bothered her. but that was only when she was on antibiotics or something the might affect her being on the pill :p

AKADriver
06-14-2004, 11:56 AM
WRONG FORUM!!!!!! :fawk:

One time when I was in the junkyard, I found an S12 200SX turbo with a jimmy hat rolled over the e-brake handle. I don't know what brand it was, sorry. :ugh:

Omnis
06-14-2004, 12:29 PM
WRONG FORUM!!!!!! :fawk:

One time when I was in the junkyard, I found an S12 200SX turbo with a jimmy hat rolled over the e-brake handle. I don't know what brand it was, sorry. :ugh:


hahahahaha

SimpleS14
06-14-2004, 01:20 PM
omg....dood...you need to join a sex forum or something. I know this is off-topic...but geez...

West
06-14-2004, 01:31 PM
http://store4.yimg.com/I/theaccessgroup_1791_25604954

ch1873857
06-14-2004, 02:21 PM
they dont big enough condoms for me so im screwed.

S14DB
06-14-2004, 04:19 PM
they dont big enough condoms for me so im screwed.
:hint: they go on your penis.

Zemus
06-14-2004, 04:41 PM
what kinda rain coats do you prefer? any horror stories with a certain brand?

i like durex, so's my girl. she always said lifestyles "burn" and trojans seem to smell really strong, like you can smell the latex while ur goin at it.

also.. those durex "go forever" condoms SUCK. they numb you to the point where you cant even feel it. so you really can go ... forever.


Yes Durex Rocks, and they dont smell to bad, and they Have the spemiside. and I totaly agree with you about Lifestyles, also they rip ALOT. And trojans smell like ASSSS, OMG they SUCK SOOOO BAD. I just use the maxium performance ones, the Durex ones the blue box ones, but target stoped selling them. So we tryed Trojans and they BLOOOOW.

Salty_X
06-14-2004, 05:05 PM
http://www.glad.com/images/product_clingwrap.gif

:mepoke:

TheSnail
06-14-2004, 05:12 PM
I just get the kind that you use for your finger. You can find them in 5packs at Eckard and CVS. They fit great on me.

po1z5che__
06-14-2004, 05:15 PM
http://store4.yimg.com/I/theaccessgroup_1791_25604954
theres no such thing as a condum thats too small. i had a woman come into my class, she did a demonstration and she unravelled the condum over a girls WHOLE arm.

S14DB
06-14-2004, 05:25 PM
I just get the kind that you use for your finger. You can find them in 5packs at Eckard and CVS. They fit great on me.
Finger cots?
theres no such thing as a condum thats too small. i had a woman come into my class, she did a demonstration and she unravelled the condum over a girls WHOLE arm.
yeah, but it's like smugling a miget in a sandwich baggy. nice to know that you can use a condom for fisting.

TheSnail
06-14-2004, 05:27 PM
Yes, "Finger cots" are the name.

TheSnail
06-14-2004, 05:34 PM
In all seriousness, Lifestyles "Ultra Sensitive" (Silver package). I use to where the mags, but they make two kinds. I dissagree with the "no condom is too small". I cant where Trojens. Durex is not as bad but takes two hands and 60sec's to put on. Lifesyles are the only ones that work other then the Mags. Its even Fabulous's brand of choice and he is Black !

S14DB
06-14-2004, 05:34 PM
http://www.condomania.com/ I love this site.
http://www.condomania.com/images/us//local/products/detail/C-TTWP_1_dt.jpg
Twisted pleasure

West
06-14-2004, 11:55 PM
theres no such thing as a condum thats too small. i had a woman come into my class, she did a demonstration and she unravelled the condum over a girls WHOLE arm.

Yes I know, although the Magnums are honestly the same size as any other condom. Its just a mental booster :)

SR240DET
06-15-2004, 12:21 AM
i have to use the finger condoms... but there too long.. so i just tie it off half way on the condom.. :kiss: :p

ONYX S-13
06-16-2004, 05:50 PM
Anything but Trojan..Those pieces of shites brake all the time with me..Sometimes even while putting them on.....I HATE TROJAN !!
Durex is damn good in my book...Never had a problem with that brand.

95zilvia
06-16-2004, 06:19 PM
XL Magnum....
I tried it once and it fit perfectly, and I was so proud of myself

Phlip
06-16-2004, 08:30 PM
I have had 3 pregnancy scares in my life, one was with an ex that I had gotten REALLY comfortable with and had begun going bareback on, so I got what I deserved... The other 2 involved using Lifestyles, so I have NOT used those evil fuckers in what is now 2 years... Trojans do, as mentioned before, make a funny smell which I will assume comes from the fact that the damn things are a foot thick. Personal preference leads to my use of durex if I have to purchase, but I found out a while back that the clinics at local colleges will GIVE you condoms and won't ask questions, and on top of that at UNCG (University of North Carolina Greensboro) they give away Durex... This means, simply that I go to UNCG when I am thinking about it and in the area, and will BUY Durex if I have to go and purchase. If there is no condom, then dammit she'd better be sucking.

matlock
06-16-2004, 08:42 PM
I agree with the overall satisfaction with the Durexs they work well and I haven't had any problems with them. They are a little tight but whatever as long as it doesn't brake, plus my gf gets some kind of reaction to latex so we have to use the alternative ones.

old_s13
06-17-2004, 08:09 AM
my cousin seems to thing those kimono ultra thins kick ass. personally, i cant seem to get off with ANY fuckin loober.. all that shit fucks up my flow, so i guess its jerk jerk jerk for me... because even oral isnt enough to do shit.

damn.. im cursed.

mike