revcyanide
02-13-2013, 08:33 AM
FIRST THINGS FIRST SCRUB. I AM NOT PAYING TO SHIP THIS BULLSHIT, AND I AM NOT PAYING PAYPAL FEES. YOU PAY FOR THAT SHIT. I WILL ALSO TAKE PAYMENT IN THE FORM OF BEAR LIVER, ONLY WITH ACCOMPANYING VIDEO OF YOU RIPPING THAT SHIT OUT OF A LIVE BEAR WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. HOLY SHIT HOMOPHONES ARE AWESOME. BTW HOMOPHONE IS LIKE A HOMONYM BUT THE WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT SPELLINGS, REV CYANIDE EDUCATION MOTHER FUCKERS SINCE '85
VQ SWAP PARTS!
VQ CONVERSION MOUNTS.
GUESS WHAT. THESE LOOK SHITTY. YOU KNOW WHY? REAL MEN DON'T HAVE TO COMPENSATE WITH PARTS NO ONE CAN SEE WITH AN ENGINE MOUNTED. FUNCTIONAL AS SHIT. FRILLS ARE FOR PUSSYS.
SERIOUSLY, SHIT IS UGLIER THAN MEGAN FOXES THUMBS> HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT? DISGUSTING.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLugyhEg2Lc/Tln05Q4DB-I/AAAAAAAAEgg/Re1GQ4XHJYA/s1600/megan+fox+toe+thumbs.jpg
USED IN AN S14
$150obo
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/292821_10151134624326297_1045672948_n.jpg
VQ HR TUBULAR HEADER
THIS SHIT WILL WORK IN A DE/REVUP ENGINE LIKE A STRANDED SIBERIAN FISHERMAN WILL TURN TO CANNIBALISM. (HINT, IT WILL)
$175 shipped.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545484_10151134624056297_1238430281_n.jpg
VQCONVERSION FUEL LANDS
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? IT'S KRYPTACHRONICUNNALITE.
Chase Bays VQ swap AN Fuel Line Kit - Nissan 240sx VQ35DE - Fuel System - VQSwap.com (http://www.vqswap.com/product/fuel-system/chase-bays-vq-swap-an-fuel-line-kit--nissan-240sx-vq35de)
BRAND NEW, STILL IN THE FUCKING BAG.
$190 shipped
VQ shifter
OEM, , ITS A FUCKING SHIFTER. IT SHIFTS THINGS, SHIFTIER THAN THAT GUY WHO LIVES DOWN THE HALL FROM YOU IN APARTMENT 2B. FUCK THAT GUY, SERIOUSLY, HE SMELLS LIKE EGGS.
$60 shipped
VQ35DE MAF
THIS MAF IS BIGGER THAN ERNEST HEMINGWAY'S BALLS. DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS?
NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH, CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP WITH SOME TRUTH.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bm6AbN-9DD8/T-okJYZ9-rI/AAAAAAAAAPA/3dXDxUdOQ5c/s1600/Ernest-Hemingway-boxing%5B8%5D.jpg
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: (ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.)
FUCK YEAH, BULLETS.
HUNTED LIONS. FUCKING LIONS.
CAUGHT A 1175 LB MARLIN
AFTER BECOMING A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED WRITER, HE TOOK UP BOXING, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WHY THE FUCK NOT.
FOR A YEAR IN WORLD WAR II HE USED HIS FISHING BOAT TO SUCCESSFULLY HUNT AND DESTROY NAZI FUCKING SUBMARINES.
HE WAS A WAR HERO WHO LIVED WITH MORTAR SHRAPNEL IN HIS LEG, CHEATED DEATH MULTIPLE TIMES. SURVIVED TWO PLANE CRASHES, A GUN SHOT WOUND, 2nd DEGREE BURNS FROM FIGHTING A WILDFIRE. HE LIVED THROUGH ANTHRAX. FUCKING ANTHRAX, HOLY SHIT.
(mandatory Joey Belladonna with mention of anthrax)
http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/anthraxjoeyinjun.jpg
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." -Hemingway
READ FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA, OR THE SUN ALSO RISES, SHIT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE
$115 SHIPPED
VQ SWAP PARTS!
VQ CONVERSION MOUNTS.
GUESS WHAT. THESE LOOK SHITTY. YOU KNOW WHY? REAL MEN DON'T HAVE TO COMPENSATE WITH PARTS NO ONE CAN SEE WITH AN ENGINE MOUNTED. FUNCTIONAL AS SHIT. FRILLS ARE FOR PUSSYS.
SERIOUSLY, SHIT IS UGLIER THAN MEGAN FOXES THUMBS> HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT? DISGUSTING.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLugyhEg2Lc/Tln05Q4DB-I/AAAAAAAAEgg/Re1GQ4XHJYA/s1600/megan+fox+toe+thumbs.jpg
USED IN AN S14
$150obo
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/292821_10151134624326297_1045672948_n.jpg
VQ HR TUBULAR HEADER
THIS SHIT WILL WORK IN A DE/REVUP ENGINE LIKE A STRANDED SIBERIAN FISHERMAN WILL TURN TO CANNIBALISM. (HINT, IT WILL)
$175 shipped.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545484_10151134624056297_1238430281_n.jpg
VQCONVERSION FUEL LANDS
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? IT'S KRYPTACHRONICUNNALITE.
Chase Bays VQ swap AN Fuel Line Kit - Nissan 240sx VQ35DE - Fuel System - VQSwap.com (http://www.vqswap.com/product/fuel-system/chase-bays-vq-swap-an-fuel-line-kit--nissan-240sx-vq35de)
BRAND NEW, STILL IN THE FUCKING BAG.
$190 shipped
VQ shifter
OEM, , ITS A FUCKING SHIFTER. IT SHIFTS THINGS, SHIFTIER THAN THAT GUY WHO LIVES DOWN THE HALL FROM YOU IN APARTMENT 2B. FUCK THAT GUY, SERIOUSLY, HE SMELLS LIKE EGGS.
$60 shipped
VQ35DE MAF
THIS MAF IS BIGGER THAN ERNEST HEMINGWAY'S BALLS. DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS?
NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH, CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP WITH SOME TRUTH.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bm6AbN-9DD8/T-okJYZ9-rI/AAAAAAAAAPA/3dXDxUdOQ5c/s1600/Ernest-Hemingway-boxing%5B8%5D.jpg
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: (ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.)
FUCK YEAH, BULLETS.
HUNTED LIONS. FUCKING LIONS.
CAUGHT A 1175 LB MARLIN
AFTER BECOMING A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED WRITER, HE TOOK UP BOXING, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WHY THE FUCK NOT.
FOR A YEAR IN WORLD WAR II HE USED HIS FISHING BOAT TO SUCCESSFULLY HUNT AND DESTROY NAZI FUCKING SUBMARINES.
HE WAS A WAR HERO WHO LIVED WITH MORTAR SHRAPNEL IN HIS LEG, CHEATED DEATH MULTIPLE TIMES. SURVIVED TWO PLANE CRASHES, A GUN SHOT WOUND, 2nd DEGREE BURNS FROM FIGHTING A WILDFIRE. HE LIVED THROUGH ANTHRAX. FUCKING ANTHRAX, HOLY SHIT.
(mandatory Joey Belladonna with mention of anthrax)
http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/anthraxjoeyinjun.jpg
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." -Hemingway
READ FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA, OR THE SUN ALSO RISES, SHIT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE
$115 SHIPPED